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keep the census down:

Or: keep-down-the-census , a 19 th century phrase referring to male masturbation as an act of non-reproductive spillage of semen . See masturbation-male for synonyms.
See Also: Button your arse!, Chill out!, drop anchor in the bubby hutch, fluffer, grease the wheel, keep down the census, keep the census down, keptie, nailhead, ragmop, sperm bank, tackhead, undercover punk, undercover sissy

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