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fuck-o-meter:
A multipurpose one-to-ten scale rating a woman's beauty, sex-appeal , performance in bed, etc.
QUOTE: 'She's hot, Joe. She rates a '3' on my finger-scale . That means I cut off three of my fingers if God will let me fuck her.' Private detectives Mike Matthews (Bruce McGill) to Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis) in The Last Boy Scout (1991): Later, when Joe finds Mike hiding in his bedroom closet, he asks him: 'How was she? On your finger-scale , how was my wife?' This scale originated with Helen of Troy, the woman whose face 'launched a thousand ships' hence, how many ships would you launch to have/love/fuck/rescue a woman. Another movie example is Ben Shockley (Clint Eastwood) about Augusta Malley (Sondra Locke) in The Gauntlet (1977): 'On a scale of one to ten I'd have to give her a two, and that's just because I've never seen a one before.'


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