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Synonyms: 5-digit-disco, a date with Manuel, a-date-with-Manuela, a-date-with-Senorita-Mano, a-visit-from-Mother-Fist, accosting-the-Oscar-Meyer, activating-cruise-control, addressing-Mr.-Palmer, adjusting-your-set, ambidexterity, answer-the-bone-a-phone, applying-for-a-fishing-liscence, applying-the-hand-brake, arm-aerobics, arm-breaker, armswing, armswinging, arthur, articulate-the-archdeacon, assault-on-a-friendly-weapon, attacking-the-one-eyed-purple-headed-warrior, auditioning-the-hand-puppet, bachelor's-delight, bachelor's-fare, backstroke-roulette, baiting the hook, ball-off, balling-off, balls-deep-into-your-fist, bananas-and-cream, bang-the-banjo, bang-the-bishop, bang-the-wanger, banging-the-drum, bank-with-Barclays, Barclay's-bank, bash-the-bishop, bashing-the-bishop, bashing-the-candle, bashing-the-dummy, bat-off, batting-practice, battling-the-purple-helmeted-warrior, be-your-own-best-friend, beat, beat-it, beat-meat, beat-off, beat-one's-little-brother, beat-Pete, beat-the-bald-headed-bandit, beat-the-bishop, beat-the-dork, beat-the-dummy, beat-the-goose, beat-the-hog, beat-the-meat, beat-the-pud, beat-the-pup, beat-the-tom-tom, beat-your-meat-like-it-owes-you-money, beating-it-with-a-smile-on-your-face, beating-your-meat-on-the-toilet-seat, beating-off, beating-the-bait, beating-the-bed-flute, beating-the-bishop, beating-the-bologna, beating-the-boner, beating-the-meat, beating-the-old-man, beating-the-piss-outta-my-best-friend, beating-the-pud, beating-the-snake, beating-the-stick, beef-stroke-it-off, being your own best friend, bell-polishing, bequeath-your-genes, best orgasm you'll ever get, the, biffing-off, big-date-with-Rosy-Palms, big-stroke-time, bishoprage, blanket-drill, bleed-the-goose, bleed-the-lizard, bleed-the-weed, bloating-the-vein, blooch, blow-off, blowing your load, blowing-your-own-horn, bludgeon-the-beefsteak, blue-vein-shuffle, bob, bob-the-bologna, bobbing-the-boloney, body-rub, boff, boffer, boffing, bollock-service, bologna-bop, bombing-the-German-helmet, bop, bop-the-baloney, bopping-the-bishop, bopping-the-bologna, bopping-Richard, bopping-the-bonzo, box-the-Jesuit-(and-get-cockroaches), boxing-the-bald-champ, boxing-the-bald-headed-clown, boxing-the-ballsack, boxing-the-Bozak, boxing-the-clown, boxing-with-Richard, brandle, break-one-off, bring-down-(by-hand), bring-off-by-hand, bring-up-by-hand, buck-the-bone, bucking-it, buff-the-dog, buff-the-mushroom, buff-the-pylon, buffing (the magic lamp), buffing-the-bishop, buffing-the-banana, buffing-the-helmet, buffing-the-rifle, buffing-the-wood, buggering-the-hand, burp-the-baldman, burp-the-worm, burping-the-baby, burping-the-worm, bust-a-nut, buttering-the-corn, buttering-the-muffin, cabareting, calling-all-cum, calling-down-for-more-mayo, caning-the-vandal, capturing-the-bishop, carrying-weight, cast off, catch-up-with-Popeye, catching-a-case-of-whackinitis, celebrating-Palm-Sunday, changing-your-oil, charge-the-rod, charm-the-cobra, charm-the-serpent, charming-the-snake, cheat-the-meat, check-the-oil, checking-for-testicular-cancer, cheesing-off, chicken-grabbing, chicken-milking, chipping-wood, choke-hold, choke-the-bad-guy, choke-the-chicken, choke-the-chook, choke-the-gopher, choking-Charlie-'till-he-throws-up, choking-Kojak, choking-the-bald-guy-until-he-pukes, choking-the-chipmunk, choking-the-sheriff-and-waiting-for-the-posse-to-come, chong-your-schlong, chuff, churn, churn butter, churn-the-butter, churning-butter, churning-the-butter, circle-jerk, clamming-the-engram, clamping-the-pipe, clap-with-one-hand, clean-the-pipe(s), cleaning-the-rifle, cleaning-the-storm-drains, clear-the-custard, clearing-the-snorkel, climbing-the-tree, climbing-Mount-Baldy, clobbering-the-kleenex, closet-frisbee, closing-the-deal, clubbing-eddy, clubbing-the-clam, coating-prince-william-sound-with-love-oil, cock-the-cannon, cock-your-shotgun, colonel-sanders-heimleich-maneuver, color-in-the-coloring-book, come-into-your-own, come-the-turkey, comforting-Gary-Coleman, coming-into-your-own, coming-one's-mutton, coming-to-grips-with-yourself, conking-the-cardinal, consult-Dr.-Jerkoff, converse-with-Harry-Palm, cooking-the-cream-of-cock, corralling-the-tadpoles, couch-hockey-for-one, court-Madam-Knuckle, crab-tease, crack-off-a-batch, cracking-nuts, cracking-off, cracking-the-bat, crank, crank-the-cream, crank-the-cream-separator, crank-the-love-pump, crank-the-monkey, crank-the-shaft, crank-the-shank, cranking-for-cum, cranking-the-corona, cream-your-corn, creamed-beef, creaming-the-cheese, create-an-arch, crimping-the-wire, crown-the-king, cuddling-the-kielbasa, cuff-the-carrot, cuff-the-dummy, cuff-the-meat, cuff-the-puppy, culture-the-American-Blood-Sausage, cum-the-scum, Custer's-last-stand, dance-with-Johnnie-One-eye, dancing-with-myself, dancing-with-the-captain, dash-one's-doodle, date-Mother-Palm-and-her-five-daughters, date-Miss-Michigan, date-Palmala-Handerson, dating-Manuella, dating-Rosie-Palm-and-her-five-sisters, dating-the-Palm-sisters, dating-Thumbalina-and-her-four-sisters, dealing, decongesting-the-weasel, defrosting-the-fridge, devil's-handshake, dicky-whacking, diddle, diddling, diddling-the-dinky, digitally-oscillating-the-penis, dilly-with-the-willy, dinging-the-dong, dinky-the-slinky, discipline-your-soldier, disciplining-the-primate, dishonorable-discharge, disobey-the-Pope, disseminating, diurnal-pollution, do-a-dry-waltz-with-oneself, do-it-yourself, do-the-dew, do-the-Han-Solo, do-the-wet-n-stinky, do-yourself-off, docking-in-shuttle-bay-5, doddle-whacking, doing-a-hand-job, doing-a-little-soft-shoe, doing-battle-with-the-purple-helmeted-warrior-of-love, doing-handiwork, doing-hard-time-in-the-hand-slammer, doing-it-your-way, doing-the-five-knuckle-chuckle, doing the five knuckle chuckle on the old piss pipe, doing the five knuckle chuckle on the old piss pump, doing the five-knuckle shuffle, doing the five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe, doing the five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump, doing-the-hand-jive, doing-the-human-version-of-autoexec.bat, doing-the-janitor-thing, doing-the-knuckle-shuffle-on-the-ol'-piss-pump, doing-the-pork-sword-jiggle, doing-the-solitary-rhumba, doing-the-white-knuckler, doing-your-own-thing, dollop-the-weener, dong-flogging, doodle-the-noodle, double-jacking, downing-at-the-club-(for-members-only), drain-Charle's-Dickens, drain-the-vein, drain-the-dragon, draining-the-monster, draining-the-poisons-from-the-building, draw-on-a-length, drilling-for-oil-in-your-own-backyard, driving-the-skin-bus, dropping-a-line, dropping-stomach-pancakes, dry-firing-the-musket, dry-humping-the-ottoman, dual-masturbation, dundering-the-devil, dunk-the-dolphin, dusting-the-old-trophy, educating-Peter, electing-the-president, empty-the-cannon, encapsulate-your-probe, engaging-in-internal-revenue-service, engaging-in-safe-sex, enjoying-yourself, erupting-the-volcano, erupting-Vesuvius, evicting-the-testicular-squatters, excercise-your-rights, experiencing-men-o-paws, express-a-secret-vice, express-yourself-(manually), faxing-Jimmy-Dean, faxing-the-pope, feed-the-ducks, feed-the-fist, feed-the-spunk-o-meter, feed-the-stick, feeding-the-chooks, feel-in-one's-pocket-for-one's-big-hairy-rocket, fetch-metal, fetch-mettle, fidget-the-midget, fidget-with-the-digit, fight-the-champ, fight-the-turkey, file-the-fun-rod, filling-up-the-belly-button-well, fire-the-hand-cannon, fire-the-wobbly-warhead, fire-your-wad, firing-off-a-round, firing-the-flesh-musket, firing-the-surgeon-general, firm-the-worm, first you grab it by the head then you beat it till it's dead, fishing-for-trouser-trout, fishing-for-zipper-trout, fist-flick, fist-fuck, fist-fucking, fist-fucking-the-piss-pump, fist-it-off, fist-kebabing-101, fist-of-fury, fist-the-mister, fisting-the-mister, five-against-one, five-against-Willy, five-finger-boogie-on-the-blue-vein, five-finger discount, five-finger-exercise(s), five-finger-knuckle-shuffle, five-finger-lingo, five-finger-solo, five-fingers-against-one-penis, five-knuckle chuckle, five-knuckle olympics, five-knuckle shuffle, five-knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump, five-knuckle shuffle on the piss pump, five-on-one, fives, fixing the plumbing, flapping-takkie, flaying-the-emperor, flex-one's-sex, flexing Russell the one-eyed love muscle, flick-the-BIC, flick-on-over-the-thumb, flp it around, flip-it-off, flip-off, flip-oneself-off, flipping-the-bishop, flog, flog-(oneself), flog-a-dead-horse, flog-a-willing-horse, flog-it, flog-the-bishop, flog-the-dog, flog-the-dolphin, flog-the-dong, flog-the-donkey, flog-the-dummy, flog-the-goose, flog-the-hog, flog-the-infidel, flog-the-lizard, flog-the-log, flog-the-meat, flog-the-mutton, flog-the-old-whipping-boy, flog-the-pork, flog-the-pup, flog-the-sausage, flog-the-whipping-boy, flogging the bishop, flogging-the-dog, flogging-the-dolphin, flogging-the-dong, flogging the dummy, flogging-the-frog, flogging-the-hog, flogging-the-mule, flogging the old dog, flogging-the-poodle, flogging-the-salami, flogging-your-dumber-brother, flogging your log, flogging-your-pride, flong-the-dong, flopping-beef, flub-the-dub, flushing babies, flute-solo, fly-fishing, fondling-the-fig, freeing-Willy, frig, frig-off, frig-oneself, frigging, frigging-the-love-muscle, friggit, friggle, frosting-the-pastries, fuck-fist, fuck-the-fist, fuck-your-fist, fuck-off, fuck-one's-fist, fuck-Mary-Fist, fuck-palmala, fucking Miss Michigan, gaining an inch, gallop-the-antelope, gallop-the-goose, gallop-the-maggot, gallop-the-old-lizard, galloping-the-lizard, genital-stimulation-via-phalangetic-motion, genitalic-stimulation-via-phallengetic-motion, get-gravel-for-the-goose, get-one's-nuts-off, get-oneself-off, get-some-self, get-some-trim, get-to-know-yourself, get to the peak of your peker, getting-a-date-with-slick-mittens, getting-a-grip-on-things, getting-a-hold-of-yourself, getting-a-little-off-hand, getting-a-stiffy, getting-chafed, getting gissy with the goo, getting-gnarly-with-the-knudster, getting-in-touch-with-your-manhood, getting-in-touch-with-yourself, getting jiggy (or jizzy) with it, getting-ones-nuts-off, getting-stripped-of-your-grammy, getting-the-german-soldier-marching, getting-the-glue-stick, getting-to-know-yourself, getting-to-know-yourself-personally-in-the-biblical-sense, getting-your-caps-peeled, getting your palm read (or red), getting your palm read by Mister Softee (or Softy), getting-your-pole-varnished, gherkin-jerking, gilding-the-lily, give-it-a-one-gun-salute, give-oneself-a-handjob, give-oneself-a-low-five, giving flipper a backrub, giving-it-a-tug, giving-the-general-a-five-finger-salute, giving the pope a stroke, giving-Yul-Brenner-the-high-five, glazing-the-knuckle, gluing-the-lady's-eye-shut, go-a-couple-rounds-with-the-champ(ion), go-back-to-the-wig-wam-and-beat-the-tom-tom, go-on-a-hand-diet, go-to-war-with-yourself, going-a-couple-of-rounds-with-Ol'-Josh, going-cabareting, going-eye-to-eye-with-Johnny-Hung, going-on-a-date-with-Handrea, going-on-a-date-with-Palmela, going-on-a-date-with-Rosey-Palm-and-the-five-daughters, going-blind, going-on-Peewee's-little-adventure, going-on-the-blow, going-on-the-dole, going-out-with-Mother-Thumb-and-her-four-daughters, going surfing on mount baldy, going-with-Ms.-Thumb-&-her-four-daughters, got a date with Rosie Palm(er), grab-the-flab, grappling-the-gorilla, grasping at the opportunity, grease-the-goofy, greasing-the-flagpole, greasing-the-pipe, greasing-your-bone, grind-off, grinding-the-goo-shooter, grip-it, grip-the-gorilla, grip-the-tip, gripping-Flipper, gripping-the-pencil, growing a tree then chopping it down, growing-hair-on-the-palms, gushing-the-geyser, hack-off, hack-the-hog, hack-the-mack, hair-in-hand, ham-boning, ham-shank, Han-Solo, handball, hand-fuck, hand-gallop, hand-game, hand-gig, hand-head, hand-jig, hand-jive, hand-job, hand-labor, hand-relief, hand-shandy, hand-solo, hand-to-gland-combat, hand-work, handful-of-pleasure,-a, handle, handling the hard-on, hands-on-training, handy-work, hanging-five, hanging-the-old-man, hard-labor, haul-your-own-ashes, have-a-date-with-a-handkerchief, have-a-wank, have-one-off-the-wrist, having-a-ball, having a ball... well, two actually, having-a-conversation-with-the-one-eyed-trouser-snake, having-a-date-with-Fisty-Palmer, having-a-date-with-Rosie-Palm-and-her-five-sisters, having a date with the five-fingered widow, having-a-five-knuckle-shuffle, having-a-ham-shank, having-a-J.-Arthur, having-a-one-night-stand-with-yourself, having-a-roy, having-a-sherman, having a staff meeting, having-a-tug, having-a-tug-of-war-with-the-cyclops, having-a-whack-attack, having an affair with digits, having-an-arm-wrestle-with-your-one-eyed-vessel, having an intelligent conversation with Dick, having an oscar-meyer moment, having-dinner, having-it-off, having-one-off-the-wrist, having-sex-with-someone-you-love, helping-the-python-shed-its-skin, helping Tom Sawyer white-wash the fence, herkin'-the-gherkin, hit-on-Rosy-Palm, hit-the-ham, hitchhike-under-the-big-top, hitchhiking-to-heaven, hitchhiking-underneath-the-big-top, hold-the-bold, holding-the-sausage-hostage, holding-your-sausage-hostage, holding-my-own, holding-on-to-a-family-heirloom, hone-the-bone, hone the cone, honking-Bobo, hotdog-a-rama, hot-rod-it, housebreaking-the-cat, hug-the-hog, hump-the-horn, hump-the-hose, hump-your-fist, humping-air, humping-the-hose, humping the old hand, hurting-Burt-until-he-squirts, husk-it, ignite-the-lightsaber, in-hand, infanticide, inflating the zepplin, installing-a-burglar-alarm, invading-Poland, ironing-some-wrinkles, jack-and-jill-off-party, jack-hammer, jack-hammering, jack-off, jack-off-party, jack-off-session, jack-the-corn, jack-the-joystick, jack-the-sack, jack-your-jizz, jack-yourself, jacking (off), jacking-the-beanstalk, jag-off, jam-the-joystick, jazz-oneself, jazzing yourself, jeff-off, jerk, jerk-Jamby, jerk-jelly, jerk-job, jerk-off, jerk-the-gherkin, jerk-the-joint, jerk-the-johnson, jerk-the-mutton, jerk-the-rope, jerk-the-Turk, jerk-the-turkey, jerk-up, jerk-your-jewels, jerk-yourself-a-soda, jerkin's-hand-lotion, jerking-jamby, jerking-off, jerking the cherkin, jerking-the-gherkin, jerking-the-noodle, jerking-the-turkey, jerking-the-wheel, jiggle-the-jewelry, jiggling the branch to shake the nuts loose, jiggling-the-dice, jiggling the handle, jiggling-your-cockanballs, jimmying-the-joey, jiring-one's-wad, jizzlobbing, J/O (JO / j.o.), J/O-scene, Jodrell-Bank, jog-off, jollification, juggling-the-coullions, juice-the-fruit, just hold it right there!, just-jerkin'-it, keep-a-date-with-bobby-palm-and-his-five-brother, keep-down-the-census, keep-the-census-down, kick-the-gong-around, kicking-seamen, killing-45-seconds, killing-it, knead-your-dough, kneading-the-knockwurst, knitting, knob, knob-polishing, knob-shining, knock-on-wood, knuckle-shuffle, knuckle-shuffle-on-the-ol'-piss-pump, knock-the-top-off, knuckling-the-bone, lark, lathering the latin love lance, launching-the-hand-shuttle, launching-the-head-of-a-world-cup-golfer, launching-the-tadpoles, leaking-the-main-drain, Levy-and-Frank, lightening-the-load, lighting-the-candle, lighting-the-pipe, little-pinky-hit-the-slinky, little-southern-romance, loading-the-cannon, local, looking-askance, looking-for-ticks, lope-the-mule, loves labors lost, loving-the-muppet, loving-thy-self, lube-the-cord, lubing-the-tube, lubricating the love stick, lubricating the piston, M-and-M, maintaining-a-holding-pattern, make-a-milkshake, make-fist-kabobs, make-love-to-ones-fist, make-love-with-Mother-Thumb-and-her-four-daughters, make-love-with-Rosy-Palm-and-her-five-sisters, make-silly-with-the-Willy, make the bald man puke, making-a-banana-spit, making-a-banana-split, making a deposit in the toilet bank of america, making-a-foreskin-cone, making a knuckle hot dog, making-a-six-fist, making-duck-butter, making-friends-with-Big-Ed, making-instant-pudding, making-love-with-Miss-Right, making mayo, making-nut-butter, making-oyster-soup, making-the-bald-man-cry, making-the-scene-with-the-magazine, making-vanilla-jism-shakes, making-yogurt, making-yourself-at-home, mangling-the-midget, manipulating-the-mango, manning-the-cannon, manning-the-cockpit, manual-exercise(s), manual-gratification, manual-job, manual-labor, manual-override, manual-persuasion, manual-pollution, manual-preference, manual-release, manual-sex, manual-titillation, manually-assisted-wet-dream, manustupration, manuxorate, masonic-secret-self-handshake, massage-the-fireman's-neck, massage-the-one-eyed-monk, massage-your-muscle, massage-your-purple-headed-warrior, master-bacon, maximize-your-potency, measuring the circumference of your penis, measuring-for-condoms, meet-Mrs.-Palmer-and-her-five-daughters, meet-your-right-hand-man, meeting-Mary-Palm-and-her-five-sisters, meeting-Rosie-Hancock, meeting-with-Mother-Thumb-and-her-four-daughters, messing-with-Moby, milk, milk it, milk-the-chicken, milk-the-lizard, milk-the-maggot, milking-one's-self, milking-the-bull, milking-the-cow, milking-the-moose, milking-the-musket, milking-the-weasel, milkywaying, minding-my-own-business, Miss-Fist, mix-up-a-batch, molesting-the-mole, monkey-slapping, monkey-spanking, mount-a-corporal-and-four, moving-into-a-one-bedroom-apartment, much-goo-about-nothing, mugging the kojak doll, mule-breeding, murder-the-Bishop, mustard-on-the-burger, nerking-the-throbber, night-club, ngocok, noiseless hobby, oiling-the-glove, oiling-the-pogo-stick, Onan's-Olympics, Onan up, onanera, one-eye-target-practice, one-gun-salute, one-hand-clapping, one-handed-clapping, one-legged-race, one man band, one-man-show, one-man-tug-o-war, one-off-the-wrist, one-stick-drum-improvisation, one-two, oscillating-the-Oscar-Meyer, owner operator, pack-the-palm, packaging-the-ol'-sausage, packing-the-palm, paddle-the-pickle, paddling my pork, paddling-the-peter, paddling-the-pickle, paddling-the-robin, paint-the-ceiling, painting-the-pickle, painting-the-walls, palm-it, Palmala-Handerson, palming-the-calm, parading the troops (corporal and five privates), passing-math, pat-me-muller, pat-the-Robertson, patting the pooter, pause-that-refreshes,-the, paw-paw-tricks, peeling-the-banana, peeling-the-carrot, peeling-some-chilies, performing-a-self-test, performing-an-organ-solo, performing-diagnostics-on-your-mantool, perm-the-poodle, petting-the-lizard, petting the monkey, petting-the-snake, petting-the-Wookie, petting-your-dog, phoning-the-czar, pickle dancing, piddle-the-pud, pinch-the-cat, pink-piston-practice, pipping-the-pumpkin, pitch-a-knuckle-ball, play-a-flute-solo-on-one's-meat-whistle, play-billiards, play-pocket-billiards, play-pocket-pool, play-solitaire, play-the-bones, play-the-male-organ, play-the-piss-pipe, play-the-skin-flute, play-with-oneself, play with (your) Willy Wanker, playing-a-bass-solo, playing-a-little-five-on-one, playing-a-little-game-of-five-on-one, playing-a-one-stringed-guitar, playing-a-solo-on-the-meat-whistle, playing-chopsticks, playing five against one, playing-in-a-one-man-show, playing one arm bandit, playing one eyed bandit, playing-peek-a-boo-(with-Mr.-Johnson), playing-pocket-pinball, playing-pocket-pool, playing rumple foreshin, playing-soapy-Peter, playing-solitaire, playing-tag-with-the-pink-torpedo, playing-the-fiddle, playing-the-flesh-flute, playing-the-flesh-trombone, playing-the-hairy-banjo, playing-the-man-flute, playing-the-one-stringed-melody, playing-the-pink-oboe, playing-the-skin-flute, playing-tug-o-war-with-the-cyclops, playing-uno, playing-with-dick, playing-with-it, playing with my yo yo, playing-with-oneself, playing-with-Susi-Palmer-and-her-five-friends, playing-with-the-pink-Power-Ranger, playing-with-the-spitting-llama, playing-with-the-turtle, playing with the upright organ, playing-with-your-big-Alien, playing with your 6th finger, playing-Yahtzee, please-the-pisser, pleasing-the-pisser, pleasing the turtle, plucking-the-chicken, plunking-the-twanger, pocket-billiards, pocket-pinball, pocket-polka, pocket-pool, pocket-waltz, point-one's-social-finger, pole-vaulting, polish-the-bayonet, polish-the-chrome-dome, polish-the-horn, polish-the-knob, polish-the-log, polish-the-Oscar, polish-the-pole, polish-the-shooter, polish-the-viper, polishing-Charlie-Brown, polishing-Percy-in-your-palm, polishing-the-beak, polishing the cane, polishing-the-family-jewels, polishing-the-helmet, polishing-the-night-stick, polishing-the-pud, polishing-the-rocket, polishing-the-silver, polishing-the-sword, pollute, popping-a-nut, popping-the-cork, popping-the-purple-pimple, popping-the-zit, Portuguese pump(ing), posh-wank, pound-it, pound-off, pound-the-bobo, pound-the-flounder, pound-the-meat, pound-the-peenie, pound-the-pork, pound-the-pud, pounding-off, pounding-the-bald-headed-moose, pounding-the-flounder, pounding the pepperoni, pounding-the-pud, pounding-the-pudding, pounding your pud, pow-wow-with-the-one-eyed-Redskin, practicing your mantra, practising, preparing-the-carrot, prime-it, prime-the-pump, prime-the-womb-cannon, priming-the-pump, prodding-the-half-cooked-pastrami, prompt-the-porpoise, prostate-maintenance, prune-the-fifth-limb, pub-the-dub, pud-pulling, pud-wrestling, pudwhacking, puff-the-one-eyed-dragon, pull it off, pull-off, pull-one-off, pull-one's-dong, pull-one's-joint, pull-one's-pud, pull-one's-wang, pull-oneself-off, pull-putz, pull-some-lumber, pull the ducks neck, pull-the-joint, pull-the-peter, pull-the-pope, pull-the-pork, pull-the-pudding, pull-the-pud, pull-the-pin, pull-the-pole, pull-the-root, pull-the-taffy, pull-the-wire, pull-wire, pull-your-prick, pulling-a-solo-session, pulling-on-Peter, pulling-off, pulling-rank, pulling rank on private one-eye, pulling-the-bologna-pony, pulling the bull, pulling-the-carrot, pulling-the-colonel-sanders-heimleich-manuever, pulling-the-five-knuckle-shuffle, pulling-the-cord, pulling-the-goalie, pulling-the-handbrake, pulling-the-mule, pulling-the-pole, pulling-the-pope, pulling-the-pud, pulling-the-putz, pulling-the-taffy, pulling-the-weed, pulling-the-wire, pulling-your-prick, pulling-your-goalie, pulling-your-own-leg, pummel-the-love-truncheon, pummeling-the-priest, pump-off, pump-oneself-off, pump-one's-pickle, pump-ship, pump-the-monkey, pump-the-python, pumping-cream, pumping-for-pleasure, pumping-for-power, pumping-the-electric-goo-gun, pumping-the-gas-at-the-self-service-island, pumping-the-stump, punchin'-the-munchkin, punching-the-clown, punching-the-puppet, punish-Percy-in-the-palm, punish-the-Harlequin, punishing-the-pope, pushing-the-daisy-and-make-it-cum, qualifying-in-the-testicular-time-trial, R2-your-D2, raise-the-flag, raising-Lazarus-from-the-dead, raising-the-mainsail, rake-your-meat, ram-the-ham, rank, rapid-one-arm-pull-ups, raping your hand, ravage-the-innocent, reading-poetry, reading-with-one-hand, relieve-oneself, relieving oneself, relieving-tension, returning-to-sender, ride-the-great-white-knuckler, riding-the-great-white-knuckler, ringing-for-the-elevator, rise and fall of Peter the Great, the, roasting-chestnuts, rod-walloping, rodgering, rodding, rogering, rolling-your-own, rolling-the-fleshy-blunt, Roman-helmet-rumba, romancing-Lady-Five-Fingers, romancing-the-bone, Romeo-and-himself, ropin' the long horn, roping-the-pony, roping-the-pope, roughing-up-the-suspect, rowing-the-boat, rub, rub-it-off, rub-off, rub-off-by-hand, rub-one-out, rub one's..., rub oneself, rub-the-knob, rub-the-(little)-head, rub-the-magic-lamp, rub-the-radish, rub-the-tub, rub-up, rubbing one off, rubbing-one-out, rubbing-the-magic-one-eyed-wonder-weasel, rubbing-the-pink-eraser, rubbing-the-rod, run-a-batch, run-one's-hand-up-the-flagpole, run-off-by-hand, running a batch (off by hand), running-off-a-batch-by-hand, running-Peter-through-two-a-days, running-the-cheeta, running-the-100-yard-dash, running-the-whack-a-thon, sacrificing-sperm-to-the-god-of-lonely-nights, sailors'-joy, salute-the-sailor, saluting Captain Winky, saluting the commander, saluting the general, sanding-the-banister, sanding the woody, sanding-wood, schnauzer-shuffleboard, schplitzing-the-schmeckel, scouring-the-tower-of-power, scraping-the-horn, screw-off, se-branler, se-crosser, se-faire-les-cinq-doigts-de-la-main, se-passer-un-poignet, secret-handshake, secret-indulgence, secret-sin, secret-vice, see-Madam(e)-Thumb-and-her-four-daughters, self-inflicted-intercourse, self-induced-penile-regurgitation, serta-solo, setting-off-a-depth-charge, sew, sewing-circle, shag, shagging, shake, shake-hands-with-the-governor, shake-hands-with-the-wife's-best-friend, shake-it-up, shake-the-snake, shake-the-weasel, shaking-hands-with-Abraham-Lincoln, shaking-hands-with-Jack-Mcnasty, shaking-hands-with-Little-Elvis, shaking-hands-with-Mr.-Happy, shaking-hands-with-Mr.-President, shaking hands with Mr. Winkie, shaking-hands-with-Shorty, shaking-hands-with-the-General, shaking-hands-with-the-guy-that-stood-up-when-I-got-married, shaking-hands-with-the-midget, shaking-hands-with-the-wife's-best-friend, shaking-hands-with-the-unemployed, shaking-hands-with-your-John-Thomas, shaking-hands-with-Yul-Brenner, shaking-the-bottle, shaking-the-dice, shaking the dew off the water lily, shaking-the-hand-of-the-self-employed, shaking-the-hand-of-the-unemployed, shaking-the-sauce, shaking-the-snake, shaking-the-sausage, shaking-your-fist-at-the-sky, shaking-your-hand-at-the-sky, shaking-your-(own)-maracas, shanking, share-one's-bed, share a/the sexual embrace, sharpening the beaver-cleaver, sharpening the pencil, she-bop, shellacking-the-shellaleigh, shemping-the-hog, Sherman, Sherman-tank, shift-gears, shifting-gears, shifting-into-first-gear, shine-the-pole, shining-the-helmet, shining-the-pole, shining-the-pork-sword, shining the shaft, shoot-between-wind-and-water, shoot-in-the-tail, shoot-skeet, shoot-the-cat, shooting-flies, shooting-for-the-moon, shooting-putty-at-the-moon, shooting-tadpoles-at-the-moon, short-strokes, shuck-the-corn, shuffle one out, shuffle-the-deck, simmulation, simple-infanticide, sing-with-Rosie, sing-an-aria, single-dingles, skanking the pickle, skeet-shooting, skin-the-bone, skin-the-lizard, slaking-the-bacon, slam-the-ham, slam-the-spam, slamming-the-ham, slamming-the-hammer, slamming-the-salami, slamming-the-salmon, slamming-the-spam, slap-boxing the one-eyed champ, slap-the-hammer, slap-the-little-head, slap-the-wapper, slapping-high-fives-with-Yul-Brynner, slapping-it, slapping-pappy, slapping-the-big-nosed-rasta-man, slapping-the-Cap'n, slapping-the-carrot, slapping-the-clown, slapping-the-donkey, slapping-the-fleshgopher, slapping-the-pud, slapping-the-purple-headed-yogurt-pistol, slapping-the-salami, slaughter-of-the-innocent, slaying-the-one-eyed-monster, slicking the willy, slide-the-shaft, slimmer, sling-one's-jelly, sling-one's-juice, slinging-the-jelly, slipping-yourself-a-mickey, slog-the-log, slopping-the-hogs, sloppy-sign-language, smacking-off, smacking-the-oompa-loompa, smacking-the-salami, smacking-the-sausage, smacking-the-weasel, smacking-your-sister, smash-the-stake, smoking-hooch-with-reagan, smoking the marlboro man, snap, snap-the-rubber, snapping-one-off, snapping-the-carrot, snapping-the-monkey, snapping-the-rubber, snapping-the-twig, snapping-the-whip, snuggle-the-nozzle, soldier's-joy, solitary-vice, solitary-sin, solo-flight, solo-marathon, solo-sex, solo-spit, spackling-the-ceiling, spam-wham, spank-the-bishop, spank-the-carrot, spank-the-hangdown, spank-the-little-boy, spank-the-wank, spank-the-wife's-best-friend, spanking-cheetah, spanking-Elvis, spanking-the-bishop, spanking-the-frank, spanking-the-monkey, spanking-the-salami, spear-chucking, sperm manicure, the, spit-polishing-the-purple-helmet, spit-one-off, spit-the-seeds, spraying-the-spectators, spreading-the-mayo, spunk-the-monk, spunking, squeeze-it-off, squeeze-off, squeezing-the-cheese, squeezing the cream (filling) from the (flesh) twinkie, squeezing-the-creamy-filter, squeezing-the-juice, squeezing-the-lemon, squeezing-the-squid, squeezing-the-weasel, squirt-n-spurt, squirt-one-off, squirt-seed, squirting-the-seed, stacking-the-deck, staff-meeting, stir-the-stew, stirring-the-batter, straddle-the-paddle, strain-the-main-vein, strain-the-vein, straining-the-spaghetti, strangle Kojak., strangle-the-dangle, strangle-the-stogie, strangle-Yoda, strangling-the-serpent, stretching-the-muscle, stretching the silly putty, strike-the-pink-match, stroke, stroke-off, stroke-oneself, stroke-the-beef, stroke-the-bloke, stroke-the-dog, stroke-the-lizard, stroke-the-poker, stroke-the-purple-nosed-gusset-ferret, stroke-the-stallion, stroke-the-string, stroke-the-Wookie, stroke-your-ego, strokem-your-scrotum, stroking-it, stroking-off, stroking-the-dog, stroking-the-loaf, stroking-the-lizard, stroking-the-mole, stroking-the-one-eyed-burping-gecko, stroking-the-poker, stroking-the-satin-headed-serpent, stroking-the-schlong, stroking-the-scoobie, stroking-the-squirmin'-german, stroking-the-twinkie, stroking-the-wiener, stropping-the-beak, stropping-the-mulligan, strum-the-ol'-banjo, strumming-the-banjo, suffocate-the-organ, summon-the-genie, summoning-the-semen-demon, surfing-on-the-Milky-Highway, Swedish, sweep-off, swordfighting, syphon-the-python, taffy-tugger, taffy-pulling-contest, take-a-beating, take-a-load-off-your-mind, take-a-ride-on-the-mean-spanking-machine, take-Captain-Picard-to-warp-speed, take-down-(by-hand), take-in-hand, take-matters-into-your-own-hands, take-ol'-stiff-neck-to-the-movies, take-oneself-in-hand, taking-a-nap, taking-a-shake-break, taking-care-of-business, taking-Herman-to-the-circus, taking-matters-into-one's-own-hands, taking-ol'-one-eye-through-the-fly, taking-part-in-population-control, taking-some-time-off, taking-the-Jocelyn-Elders-midterm, taking-the-monster-for-a-one-armed-ride, talking-quietly-to-yourself, tame-the-bald-headed-mouse, tame-the-beef-weasel, tame-the-monster, taming-the-animal, taming-the-shrew, taming the snake, tango-con-mano, tap-dance, tap-dancing, taunting-the-one-eyed-weasel, TCB, teach-our-children-to-fly, teach-your-dog-to-spit, teach-Yule-Brenner-some-respect, tease-the-python, teasing-the-weenie, teasing-the-weasel, tee-off, tenderizing-the-meat, tenderizing-the-tube-steak, tenderizing your piece of pork, test-the-flashlight, testicular-tensile-strength-test, testing old faithful, testing out the magic love wand, testing-the-batteries, testing-the-testicles, that-crazy-hand-jive, there's always a solution at hand, thrap(e), thrapping, throttle-kojak, throttle-the-turkey, throw-the-ball-around, throwing-(one), thump-the-pump, thump-the-pumper, tickle one's cock, tickle-the-pickle, tickling old one-eye, tickling-the-one-eyed-weasel, tickling-the-pickle, tonking, toot-the-flute, tooting-the-horn, torking-the-fork, torking-the-power-rod, torment-the-trouser-trout, torquing-the-taliwacker, torquing-the-wrench, torturing-the-tentacle, toss-him-off, toss-it-off, toss-off, toss-the-boss, tossing-off, tossing-the-caber, tossing-the-ham-javelin, tossing-the-salad, tossing-the-snag, tossing-the-turkey, tossing-yogurt, train-the-love-porpoise, treating-yourself-right, triborgasmia, trolling-for-flames, tromboning, trouser-olympics, trouser-snake-CPR, trying-to-make-One-Eyed-Willy-puke, trying to pull something off, tug-o-war with the (ol') cyclops, tugging-the-slug, tugging-the-tapioca-tube, tuning-the-fork, tuning-the-horn, turn-the-knob, turning-japanese, turning-on,-tuning-in-and-dropping-out, tussle with your muscle, twang-the-wire, tweak-the-twiddle, tweak-the-twinkie, tweaking-the-twinkie, twirl-the-squirrel, twist-the-turnip, twisting-the-crank, twisting-the-piston, twisting-the-tool, unclog-the-pipes, unclogging-the-sink, unleash-the-fury, unloading-passengers-from-the-five-car-train, unloading-the-gun, Uncle-Frank, unrolling the turtle neck, unsheathing-the-pork-sword, unsheathing the shlong, uprooting-the-big-mushroom, using the force (on Darth Vader), vanilla puke session, varnish-one's-cane, varnish-the-cane, varnish-the-pole, varnish-the-stick, varnishing-the-flagpole, verifying your manhood, violating-the-hedge-hog, visit-Mary-Thumb-and-her-four-daughters, visit-Mrs.-Palm-and-her-5-daughters, visit-Rosy-Palm-and-her-five-daughters, visiting Merry (or Mary) Palmer, visiting Mother Thumb and her four daughters, visiting-the-notary-public, wack (off), wack-the-weasel, wack-your-squack, wacker, wacking-off, wacking-the-one-eyed-worm, wacking-the-weasel, wacking-the-willie, wacking-Wee-Willie-Wonka, wackomatic, waking-the-dead, walk-the-dog, walking-old-one-eye, walking the bearded one-eyed love dog, walking-the-dog, walking the one eyed dog, walking-the-paraket, walking-the-plank, walking-the-snake, walking-Willie-the-one-eyed-wonder-worm, wallop-the-sausage, wallop-the-weiner, waltz-with-Willy, wang-off, wank, wank-off, wank-on-it, wank-the-crank, wanker-the-anchor, wanking-(off), wanking-one-eyed-Willy, wanking-the-one-eyed-wonder-worm, wanking-the-scube, wanking-with-the-one-eyed-wonder-weasel, wapping-your-weenie, warming-up-the-altar-boys'-dinner, wash-the-cosh, washing-the-goose's-neck, washing-the-hog, washing-the-lighthouse, washing-the-meat, waste-a-short-time, waste-time, wasting-babies, watch-the-eyelid-movies, wave-the-wand, waving-the-magic-wand, wax-the-beam, wax-the-bean, wax-the-board, wax-the-Buick, wax-the-candle-stick, wax-the-carrot, wax-the-dolphin, wax-the-womb-broom, waxing-the-car, waxing-the-carrot, waxing the pole, waxing-the-surfboard, waxing-the-t-bird, wearing-a-fat-guys-slacks, whack, whack-it, whack-little-Mac, whack-off, whack-the-bishop, whack-the-pud, whack-the-yak, whack-your-Magic-Johnson, whacking-it, whacking-off, whacking the one-eyed worm, whacking-the-weasel, whacking-Wee-Willie-Winkie, whacking-willy, whacking your pud, whank, whank-off, whank-pit, whipping the snot out of one-eyed goofy, whiffing-an-easy-fairway-shot, whip-it, whip-off, whip-the-cat, whip-the-devil, whip-the-dripper, whip-the-dummy, whip-the-weenie, whip-the-wire, whip-the-worm, whipping-dripping, whipping-off, whipping-the-bishop, whipping-the-dripper, whipping-the-dummy, whipping-the-one-eyed-trouser-snake, whipping the pony, whipping the rat, whipping-the-stiff, whipping-the-weasel, whipping-the-wire, whipping up some baby batter, whipping-up-some-sour-cream, whipping-Willy-the-one-eyed-wonder-worm, whipping-your-Willy, white-water wristing, whittle-the-wood, whittling-Dixie, whittling-the-stick, whiz-the-jizzum, whizzing-jism, whizzing-the-jism, whizzing the jizzum, wienering, wiggling-the-worm, Willie-and-the-hand-jive, Willy Wonkin', winding-the-jack-in-the-box, winding-the-Wurlitzer, windsurf-on-Mount-Baldy, winning a taffy-pulling contest, wobbling my woodle, wonk-your-conker, work (oneself) off, workin'-the-jerkin, working-in-the-garden, working-off, working-off-a-batch, working-out-a-stiff-joint, working-your-willy, worshiping-the-finger-prince, worshiping-the-fist-prince, worshipping the white god of seed, wrench-off, wrestle-the-bald-headed-champion, wrestle-the-cyclops, wrestling-the-bald(-headed)-champion, wrestling-the-cyclops, wrestling-the-eel, wrestling-the-one-eyed-monster, wrestling-the-purple-headed-warrior, wrestling the snake, wrestling-with-the-bald(-headed)-champ, wrestling-with-the-blue-veined-custard-chucker, wring-the-rattlesnake, wringing (the cheesy bell), wringing-out-the-rope, wrist-aerobics, wrist-job, wrist-off, wristing, yang-the-wang, yank, yank-off, yank-the-crank, yank-the-dork, yank-the-doodle, yank-the-plank, yank-the-shlong, yank-the-strap, yank-the-wang, yank-the-Yoda, yank-the-yak, yank-the-yam, yank-your-strap, yank-your-wank, yank-yourself-(off), Yankee-your-Wankee, yanking the penal cord, yanking-the-plank, yanking-the-yoyo, yanking, yanking-off, yanking-the-crank, yucking-your-choad,

See Also: manual job, manual labor, manual override, masonic secret self handshake, massage the fireman's neck, massage the one-eyed monk, massage your muscle, massage your purple-headed warrior, master bacon, maximize your potency, measuring for condoms, meet Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters, meet your right-hand man, meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters, meeting Rosie Hancock, meeting with Mother Thumb and her four daughters, making friends with Big Ed, making instant pudding, making love with Miss Right, making nut butter, making oyster soup, making the scene with the magazine, making vanilla jism shakes, making yogurt, making yourself at home, mangling the midget, manipulating the mango, manning the cannon, manning the cockpit, manually-assisted wet dream, manustupration, milking the bull, milking the cow, milking the moose, milking the musket, milking the weasel, milkywaying, minding my own business, milk the chicken, milk the lizard, milk the maggot, molesting the mole, monkey-slapping, monkey-spanking, moving into a one-bedroom apartment, mule breeding, murder the Bishop, nerking the throbber, oiling the glove, oiling the pogo stick, Onan's Olympics, onanera, one-eye target practice, one gun salute, one-legged race, one man show, one man tug-o-war, one off the wrist, one-stick drum improvisation, one-two, much goo about nothing, packaging the ol' sausage, packing the palm, paddling the robin, paint the ceiling, painting the pickle, painting the walls, paddling the peter, paddling the pickle, Palmala Handerson, passing math, peeling some chilies, peeling the banana, peeling the carrot, peeling the chile, petting the snake, petting the Wookie, petting your dog, phoning the czar, piddle the pud, pink piston practice, pipping the pumpkin, having one off the wrist, helping the python shed its skin, herkin' the gherkin, hit on Rosy Palm, holding my own, holding on to a family heirloom, holding the sausage hostage, holding your sausage hostage, hitchhiking underneath the big top, honking Bobo, hotdog-a-rama, housebreaking the cat, humping the hose, hurting Burt until he squirts, ignite the lightsaber, installing a burglar alarm, invading Poland, ironing some wrinkles, jack hammering, jam the joystick, jerk the gherkin, jerking jamby, jerking the gherkin, jerking the noodle, jerking the turkey, jerking the wheel, jimmying the joey, jiring one's wad, jizzlobbing, jiggling the dice, jiggling your cockanballs, juggling the coullions, keep a date with bobby palm and his five brother, kicking seamen, killing it, kneading the knockwurst, knuckling the bone, launching the hand shuttle, launching the head of a world-cup golfer, launching the tadpoles, leaking the main drain, lightening the load, lighting the candle, lighting the pipe, knuckle shuffle, little pinky hit the slinky, loading the cannon, looking for ticks, lubing the tube, maintaining a holding pattern, love's labors lost, loving the muppet, make fist-kabobs, make love with Mother Thumb and her four daughters, make love with Rosy Palm and her five sisters, make silly with the Willy, making a foreskin cone, making a six-fist, making duck butter, performing a self-test, performing an organ solo, performing diagnostics on your mantool, performing for Mr. Swaggart, pitch a knuckle ball, playing a bass solo, playing a little five-on-one, playing a little game of five on one, playing a one-stringed guitar, playing a solo on the meat whistle, play a flute solo on one's meat whistle, playing peek-a-boo (with Mr. Johnson), playing pocket pinball, playing tag with the pink torpedo, playing the flesh flute, playing the flesh trombone, playing the fiddle, playing the hairy banjo, playing the man-flute, playing the one-stringed melody, playing the pink oboe, playing tug-o-war with the cyclops, playing uno, playing with dick, playing with it, playing with Susi Palmer and her five friends, playing with the man in the boat, playing with the pink Power Ranger, playing with the spitting llama, playing with the turtle, playing with your big Alien, playing with your 6th finger, playing Yahtzee, playing the skin flute, pleasing the pisser, plucking the chicken, plunking the twanger, point one's social finger, polish the bayonet, polish the chrome dome, polish the horn, polish the log, polish the Oscar, polish the pole, polish the shooter, polish the viper, polishing Charlie Brown, polishing Percy in your palm, polishing the beak, polishing the family jewels, polishing the helmet, polishing the night stick, popping the purple pimple, popping the zit, Portuguese pump, pounding the bald-headed moose, pounding the flounder, pounding the pud, pounding the pudding, pow-wow with the one-eyed Redskin, polishing the pud, polishing the rocket, polishing the silver, polishing the sword, preparing the carrot, prime the pump, prime the womb cannon, priming the pump, prodding the half-cooked pastrami, producing whore moans, prompt the porpoise, prostate maintenance, pub the dub, pud-pulling, pud wrestling, pudwhacking, pull the pope, pulling the bologna pony, pulling the carrot, pulling the colonel sanders heimleich manuever, pulling the cord, pulling the five-knuckle shuffle, pulling the goalie, pulling the handbrake, pulling the mule, pulling the pole, pulling the pope, pull the duck's neck, pull the pin, pulling the weed, pulling your goalie, pulling your own leg, pulling your prick, pummel the love truncheon, pummeling the priest, pump the monkey, pump the python, pumping the electric goo gun, pumping the gas at the self-service island, pumping the stump, punching the clown, punchin' the munchkin, punching the puppet, punish Percy in the palm, punish the Harlequin, punish the penguin, punishing the pope, pumping for pleasure, pumping for power, pushing the daisy and make it cum, R2 your D2, raising the mainsail, rapid one arm pull-ups, ravage the innocent, reading poetry, returning to sender, ride the great white knuckler, ringing for the elevator, roasting chestnuts, rod-walloping, rolling the fleshy blunt, rolling your own, Roman helmet rumba, romancing Lady Five Fingers, Romeo and himself, roping the long horn, roping the pony, roping the pope, roughing up the suspect, rubbing one out, rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel, rubbing the pink eraser, rubbing the rod, run one's hand up the flagpole, running off a batch by hand, running Peter through two-a-days, running the cheeta, running the 100-yard dash, running the whack-a-thon, sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights, scouring the tower of power, scraping the horn, sanding the banister, sanding wood, informal values, schnauzer shuffleboard, schplitzing the schmeckel, se branler, se crosser, se faire les cinq doigts de la main, se passer un poignet, sailors' joy, secret handshake, see Madam(e) Thumb and her four daughters, self-induced penile regurgitation, serta solo, setting off a depth charge, setting the oysters, shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln, shaking hands with Jack Mcnasty, shaking hands with Little Elvis, shaking hands with Mr. Happy, shaking hands with Mr. President, shaking hands with Shorty, shaking hands with the General, shaking hands with the guy that stood up when I got married, shaking hands with the midget, shaking hands with the unemployed, shaking hands with the wife's best friend, shaking hands with your John Thomas, shaking hands with Yul Brenner, shaking the bottle, shaking the dice, shaking the hand of the self-employed, shaking the hand of the unemployed, shaking the sauce, shaking the sausage, shaking the snake, shaking your fist at the sky, shaking your hand at the sky, shaking your (own) maracas, 5-digit disco, a date with Manuela, a date with Senorita Mano, a visit from Mother Fist, ambidexterity, answer the bone-a-phone, arm aerobics, assault on a friendly weapon, bachelor's delight, backstroke roulette, balls deep into your fist, bat off, batting practice, battling the purple-helmeted warrior, beating the piss outta my best friend, beef-stroke-it-off, big date with Rosy Palms, big stroke time, bishoprage, bleed the goose, bludgeon the beefsteak, blue-vein shuffle, bob the bologna, bollock service, bologna bop, bombing the German helmet, bop the mop, bopping the bologna, bopping the bonzo, boxing the bald champ, boxing the bald-headed clown, boxing the ballsack, boxing the Bozak, boxing the clown, boxing with Richard, buff the dog, buff the mushroom, buff the pylon, buffing, buffing the banana, buffing the bishop, buffing the magic lamp, buffing the rifle, buffing the wood, burp the baldman, burp the worm, burping the baby, burping the worm, bury the salami, bury the weenie, buffing the helmet, calling all cum, calling down for more mayo, capturing the bishop, carrying weight, catching a case of whackinitis, celebrating Palm Sunday, charming the snake, cheat the meat, charm the cobra, chicken-grabbing, chipping wood, choke hold, choke the chook, choke the gopher, choking Charlie 'till he throws up, choking Kojak, choking the bald guy until he pukes, choking the chipmunk, choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come, climbing Mount Baldy, climbing the tree, clobbering the kleenex, closet frisbee, closing the deal, clubbing eddy, coating prince william sound with love oil, cock the cannon, cleaning the rifle, cleaning the storm-drains, colonel sanders heimleich maneuver, coming to grips with yourself, conking the cardinal, consult Dr. Jerkoff, converse with Harry Palm, cooking the cream of cock, corralling the tadpoles, couch hockey for one, cracking nuts, cranking the corona, creaming the cheese, crimping the wire, creaming the twinkie, create an arch, cuddling the kielbasa, culture the American Blood Sausage, cum the scum, Custer's last stand, dating the Palm sisters, dating Thumbalina and her four sisters, decongesting the weasel, defrosting the fridge, dance with Johnnie One-eye, date Miss Michigan, dating Manuella, diddling the dinky, digital manipulation of the coital apparatus, digitally oscillating the penis, dinging the dong, dinky the slinky, disseminating, disciplining the primate, do the Han Solo, docking in shuttle bay 5, doddle whacking, doing battle with the purple helmeted warrior of love, doing handiwork, doing hard time in the hand slammer, doing the hand jive, doing the janitor thing, doing the pork sword jiggle, doing the solitary rhumba, doing the white knuckler, dong flogging, draining the monster, draining the poisons from the building, drilling for oil in your own backyard, driving the skin bus, dropping a line, dropping stomach pancakes, encapsulate your probe, engaging in internal revenue service, erupting the volcano, erupting Vesuvius, escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its denim cell, evicting the testicular squatters, excercise your rights, experiencing men-o-paws, dusting the old trophy, educating Peter, electing the president, dry humping the ottoman, dundering the devil, fanny fumbling, faxing Jimmy Dean, faxing the pope, feeding the chooks, feeding your trouser-mouse, feel in one's pocket for one's big hairy rocket, feed the spunk-o-meter, fidget the midget, file the fun-rod, filling up the belly button well, fire the wobbly warhead, firing off a round, firing the flesh musket, firing the surgeon general, firm the worm, fishing for trouser trout, fishing for zipper trout, fist flick, fist kebabing 101, fist of fury, five against Willy, five finger boogie on the blue vein, five finger discount, five finger exercise(s), five finger knuckle shuffle, five finger lingo, five-finger solo, five fingers against one penis, five knuckle olympics, five-knuckle-shuffle (on the old piss pump), five on one, flapping takkie, flaying the emperor, flog it, flog the infidel, flogging the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the mule, flogging the poodle, flogging the salami, flogging your dumber brother, flogging your pride, flick the BIC, flipping the bishop, flub the dub, flute solo, freeing Willy, frosting the pastries, fuck palmala, gallop the goose, gallop the maggot, gallop the old lizard, galloping the lizard, getting a date with slick mittens, getting a grip on things, getting a hold of yourself, getting a little off-hand, getting gnarly with the knudster, getting in touch with your manhood, getting in touch with yourself, getting stripped of your grammy, getting the german soldier marching, getting the glue stick, getting your caps peeled, getting your end away, getting your palm read, getting your palm read by Mister Softee, getting your pole varnished, gherkin-jerking, giving the general a five-finger salute, giving Yul Brenner the high-five, glazing the knuckle, gluing the lady's eye shut, go a couple rounds with the champ(ion), go back to the wig-wam and beat the tom-tom, going on a date with Handrea, going on a date with Palmela, going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five daughters, going on Peewee's little adventure, going on the blow, going on the dole, going out with Mother Thumb and her four daughters, going with Ms. Thumb & her four daughters, going a couple of rounds with Ol' Josh, going eye to eye with Johnny Hung, grappling the gorilla, greasing the flagpole, greasing the pipe, greasing your bone, grip the gorilla, grip the tip, gripping Flipper, gripping the pencil, hack the hog, hack the mack, ham-boning, ham shank, Han Solo, hand solo, hand fuck, hand gallop, hand game, grinding the goo shooter, growing hair on the palms, gushing the geyser, hand labor, hand to gland combat, hand work, handful of pleasure, a, handling the hard on, hands on training, handy work, hanging five, hanging the old man, hard labor, having a ball, having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake, having a date with Fisty Palmer, have a date with a handkerchief, having a five-knuckle-shuffle, having a ham shank, having a one-night-stand with yourself, having a roy, having a sherman, having a tug-of-war with the cyclops, having a whack attack, having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel, shake it up, shellacking the shellaleigh, shemping the hog, shine the pole, shining the helmet, shining the pole, shining the pork sword, shooting flies, shooting for the moon, shooting (off) the muck, shooting putty at the moon, shooting tadpoles at the moon, shuck the corn, shuffle the deck, shuffling the Kit-Kat, single dingles, slaking the bacon, slamming the ham, slamming the hammer, slamming the salami, slamming the salmon, slamming the spam, slap the hammer, slap the little head, slap the wapper, slapping high fives with Yul Brynner, slapping it, slapping pappy, slapping the big-nosed rasta man, slapping the Cap'n, slapping the carrot, slapping the clown, slapping the donkey, slapping the fleshgopher, sling one's jelly, sling one's juice, slinging the jelly, slipping yourself a mickey, slog the log, slopping the hogs, sloppy sign language, slapping the pud, slapping the purple headed yogurt pistol, slapping the salami, smacking the oompa loompa, smacking the salami, smacking the sausage, smacking the weasel, smacking your sister, smoking hooch with reagan, snap the rubber, snapping one off, snapping the carrot, snapping the monkey, snapping the rubber, snapping the twig, snapping the whip, slaying the one-eyed monster, snuggle the nozzle, soldier's joy, spank the bishop, spank the carrot, spank the hangdown, spank the little boy, spank the wank, spank the wife's best friend, spanking cheetah, spanking Elvis, spanking the bishop, spanking the frank, spanking the salami, spear chucking, spit-polishing the purple helmet, spunk the monk, spunking, squeezing the creamy filter, squeezing the juice, squeezing the lemon, squeezing the squid, squeezing the weasel, squirt-n-spurt, spraying the spectators, stacking the deck, staff meeting, straining the spaghetti, strangle Kojak, strangle the dangle, strangle the stogie, strangle Yoda, strangling the serpent, stretching the muscle, strike the pink match, stirring the batter, straddle the paddle, strain the main vein, stroke the Wookie, stroke your ego, strokem your scrotum, stroke the purple-nosed gusset ferret, stroking the dog, stroking the lizard, stroking the mole, stroking the one-eyed burping gecko, stroking the poker, stroking the satin-headed serpent, stroking the schlong, stroking the scoobie, stroking the squirmin' german, stroking the twinkie, stroking the wiener, stropping the beak, stropping the mulligan, strum the ol' banjo, summon the genie, summoning the semen demon, surfing on the Milky Highway, take a load off your mind, take a ride on the mean spanking machine, take Captain Picard to warp speed, take ol' stiff neck to the movies, taking a nap, taking a shake break, taking a trip south, taking Herman to the circus, taking matters into one's own hands, taking old one-eye to the optometrist, taking ol' one eye through the fly, taking some time off, taking the Jocelyn Elders midterm, taking the monster for a one-armed ride, taking the old skin boat to tuna town, talking quietly to yourself, taming goliath, taming the animal, taming the shrew, tango con mano, taunting the one-eyed weasel, teach our children to fly, teach your dog to spit, teasing the weasel, teasing the weenie, tenderizing the meat, tenderizing the tube steak, test the flashlight, testicular tensile strength test, testing the batteries, thump the pump, thump the pumper, tickle the pickle, tickling the one-eyed weasel, testing the testicles, that crazy hand jive, toot the flute, tooting the horn, torking the fork, torking the power rod, torment the trouser trout, torquing the taliwacker, torquing the wrench, torturing the tentacle, toss the boss, tossing off, tossing the caber, tossing the ham javelin, tossing the salad, tossing the snag, tossing the turkey, tossing yogurt, train the love porpoise, trouser olympics, trouser snake CPR, trying to make One-Eyed Willy puke, tugging the slug, tugging the tapioca tube, tuning the fork, tuning the horn, turning japanese, turning on, tuning in and dropping out, trolling for flames, tweak the twinkie, tweaking the twinkie, twirl the squirrel, twist the turnip, twisting the crank, twisting the piston, twisting the tool, unclogging the sink, unleash the fury, unloading passengers from the five-car train, unloading the gun, unsheathing the pork sword, uprooting the big mushroom, using the force on Darth Vader, varnishing the flagpole, violating the hedge-hog, visit Mary Thumb and her four daughters, visit Rosy Palm and her five daughters, visiting Merry Palmer, visiting the notary public, wacking off, wacking the one-eyed worm, wacking the weasel, wacking the willie, wacking Wee Willie Wonka, walk the dog, walking old one-eye, walking the dog, walking the plank, walking the snake, walking Willie the one eyed wonder worm, wank the crank, wanker the anchor, wanking one-eyed Willy, wanking the one-eyed wonder worm, wanking the scube, wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel, wapping your weenie, warming up the altar boys' dinner, wash the cosh, washing the goose's neck, washing the hog, washing the lighthouse, washing the meat, waltz with Willy, wax the carrot, wax the dolphin, wax the womb-broom, waxing the car, waxing the carrot, waxing the surfboard, waxing the t-bird, wearing a fat guys slacks, wave the wand, whack little Mac, whacking off, whacking the weasel, whacking Wee Willie Winkie, whacking willy, wax the Buick, whank off, whiffing an easy fairway shot, whip the cat, whip the devil, whip the dummy, whip the wire, whip the dripper, whip the weenie, whip the worm, whipping dripping, whipping the one-eyed trouser snake, whipping the stiff, whipping the weasel, whipping the wire, whipping up some sour cream, whipping Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm, whipping your Willy, white water wristing, whittle the wood, whittling Dixie, whittling the stick, whiz the jizzum, whizzing jism, whizzing the jism, whipping the bishop, whipping the dripper, whipping the dummy, Willie and the hand jive, winding the jack in the box, winding the Wurlitzer, windsurf on Mount Baldy, wiggling the worm, wonk the conker, wonk your conker, wonking the conker, wonking the donk, working off a batch, working out a stiff joint, working your willy, workin' the jerkin, worshiping the finger prince, wrestle the bald-headed champion, wrestle the cyclops, wrestling the bald(-headed) champion, wrestling the cyclops, wrestling the eel, wrestling the one-eyed monster, wrestling the purple headed warrior, worshiping the fist prince, worshiping the white god of seed, wrestling with the blue-veined custard chucker, wringing (it), wringing out the rope, wringing the cheesy bell, wrist aerobics, yank the crank, yank the doodle, yank the dork, yank the plank, yank the shlong, yank the strap, yank the wang, yank the yak, yank the yam, yank the Yoda, wristing, yanking the crank, yanking the plank, yanking the yoyo, Yankee your Wankee, yanking, yucking your choad, team cream, taking part in population control, sew, manual release, manual sex, manual titillation, manual exercise(s), manual gratification, manual persuasion, manual pollution, manual orgasm, taffy tugger, toss it off, squeezing the cream from the twinkie, spanking the monkey, slaughter of the innocent, short strokes, simple infanticide, wrestling with the bald(-headed) champ, world wide wank, tug-o-war with the cyclops, wasting babies, wallop the sausage, wallop the weiner, varnish one's cane, making a banana spit, making a banana split, making the bald man cry, making the bald man puke, messing with Moby, Miss Fist, paddle the pickle, knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump, knob polishing, knob shining, keep down the census, keep the census down, J.O., jerkin's hand lotion, infanticide, hitchhiking to heaven, romancing the bone, paw-paw tricks, having a J. Arthur, having a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters, hand shandy, hand jig, hand jive, gallop the antelope, five knuckle shuffle, five knuckle chuckle, five against one, fist fucking the piss pump, fetch metal, fetch mettle, doing the knuckle chuckle on the ol' piss pump, doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump, doing the human version of autoexec.bat, doing the five knuckle chuckle, doing the five knuckle shuffle, diurnal pollution, devil's handshake, box the Jesuit (and get cockroaches), bash the bishop, bananas and cream, bachelor's fare, jill off, hog-flogger, pit job, bookends, Mother Fist and her five daughters, palming the calm, humping air, jacking, jacking off, jerk job, J/O scene, playing in a one-man show, playing soapy Peter, pulling the wire, pulling off, pulling on Peter, pulling the pud, pulling the putz, pulling the taffy, riding the great white knuckler, qualifying in the testicular time trial, pumping cream, pounding off, shanking, bopping Richard, bopping the bishop, bucking it, bobbing the boloney, bloating the vein, biffing off, blowing your own horn, beating your meat on the toilet seat, buttering the corn, buttering the muffin, buggering the hand, attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior, auditioning the hand puppet, arm breaker, armswinging, applying for a fishing liscence, addressing Mr. Palmer, adjusting your set, applying the hand brake, bashing the bishop, bashing the candle, bashing the dummy, beating the meat, beating the old man, beating the pud, beating the snake, banging the drum, beating off, beating the bait, beating the bed flute, beating the bishop, beating the bologna, beating the boner, crown the king, cracking the bat, clamming the engram, doing it your way, downing at the club (for members only), frigging the love muscle, fondling the fig, fly fishing, gilding the lily, getting chafed, wrist job, working off, shifting gears, shifting into first gear, smacking-off, thrapping, taffy-pulling contest, stroking the loaf, stroking it, stroking off, old lady five fingers, Mrs. Hand and the five fingers, Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, self-service, self-inflicted intercourse, secret indulgence, genital stimulation via phalangetic motion, genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion, fiddle with oneself, caning the vandal, dildo doodling, relieving tension, wriggle, Uncle Frank, unclog the pipes, visit Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters, tweak the twiddle, watch the eyelid movies, wang off, waste a short time, wonk off, work it off, work off, work oneself off, wienering, whipping off, whip it, wax the candle-stick, whank, whack off, whack the bishop, whack the pud, whack the yak, whack your Magic Johnson, whacking it, waving the magic wand, wax the beam, wax the bean, wax the board, whack, whack it, wrench off, wrist-off, yang the wang, yank (it), yank off, yank your strap, yank your wank, yank yourself (off), yanking off, shake hands with the governor, shake the snake, shake the weasel, shoot skeet, shoot the cat, sing with Rosie, sing an aria, shift gears, slam the ham, slam the spam, skin the bone, skin the lizard, smash the stake, solo spit, solo flight, solo marathon, spackling the ceiling, spam wham, slide the shaft, slimmer, spit one off, stir the stew, stroke off, stroke oneself, stroke the beef, stroke the bloke, stroke the dog, stroke the lizard, stroke the poker, squirt one off, squirt seed, squirting the seed, squeeze it off, squeeze off, squeezing the cheese, spit the seeds, strain the vein, stroke the string, stroke the stallion, suffocate the organ, sweep off, take in hand, take a beating, take oneself in hand, teach Yule Brenner some respect, tap-dance, throttle kojak, throttle the turkey, throw the ball around, throwing (one), tease the python, tee off, tame the beef weasel, tame the monster, thrap(e), twang the wire, turn the knob, discipline your soldier, do a dry waltz with oneself, do the dew, doing a little soft-shoe, do the wet-n-stinky, do yourself off, disobey the Pope, dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters, dicky-whacking, date mother palm and her five daughters, date Palmala Handerson, dancing with the captain, cheesing off, cream your corn, creamed beef, cracking off, court Madam Knuckle, crab tease, crack off a batch, cuff the carrot, cuff the dummy, cuff the meat, cuff the puppy, charge the rod, check the oil, checking for impotence, checking for testicular cancer, choke the bad guy, choke the chicken, charm the serpent, clamping the pipe, chong your schlong, crank the cream, crank the cream separator, crank the love pump, crank the monkey, crank the shaft, crank the shank, cranking for cum, clearing the snorkel, come into your own, come the turkey, comforting Gary Coleman, coming one's mutton, beating it with a smile on your face, beat, beat meat, beat one's little brother, beat Pete, beat the bald-headed bandit, beat the bishop, beat the dork, beat the goose, beat the hog, beat the pud, beat the pup, beat the tom-tom, beat your meat like it owes you money, accosting the Oscar Meyer, activating cruise control, armswing, articulate the archdeacon, ball off, balling off, bang the banjo, bang the bishop, bang the wanger, catch up with Popeye, buck the bone, bequeath your genes, break one off, bop the baloney, dry-firing the musket, fist it off, fist the mister, fisting the mister, fire the hand cannon, fist-fuck, flex one's sex, flick on over the thumb, flog (oneself), flog the dog, flog the dolphin, flog the dong, flog the dummy, flog the goose, flog the hog, flong the dong, flopping beef, flog the lizard, flog the log, flog the meat, flog the mutton, flog the old whipping-boy, flog the pork, flog the pup, flog the sausage, flog the whipping-boy, flogging the dog, flogging the dolphin, flogging the dong, drain Charle's Dickens, draw on a length, doodle the noodle, doing your own thing, dollop the weener, feed the stick, fidget with the digit, fight the champ, fight the turkey, feed the ducks, feed the fist, express yourself (manually), empty the cannon, get gravel for the goose, give it a one-gun salute, give oneself a handjob, give oneself a low five, giving it a tug, go on a hand diet, go to war with yourself, get some self, get some trim, flog, flog a dead horse, flog a willing horse, friggit, friggle, frig off, fuck Mary Fist, fuck one's fist, fuck the fist, fuck your fist, grind off, grease the goofy, grab the flab, hack off, grip it, have a wank, have one off the wrist, having dinner, having a tug, salute the sailor, she-bop, run a batch, run off by hand, pump oneself off, ram the ham, rake your meat, raise the flag, rub off by hand, rub one out, rub the knob, rub the (little) head, rub the magic lamp, rowing the boat, rub the tub, pull the pole, pull the joint, pull the peter, pull the pork, pull the pud, pull the root, pull the taffy, pull wire, pull your prick, pulling a solo session, puff the one-eyed dragon, pull it (off), pull one off, pull one's dong, pull one's joint, pull one's wang, pull putz, prune the fifth limb, popping a nut, popping the cork, pound it, pound off, pound the bobo, pound the flounder, pound the meat, pound the peenie, pound the pud, play pocket billiards, play the male organ, play the piss pipe, play with Willy Wanker, play with your Willy Wanker, please the pisser, mustard on the burger, milking one's self, lube the cord, manuxorate, night-club, palm it, oscillating the Oscar Meyer, pack the palm, mix up a batch, pat me muller, pat the Robertson, perm the poodle, kick the gong around, jog off, just jerkin' it, knock on wood, knock the top off, knead your dough, looking askance, make love to ones fist, jag off, jeff off, jerk Jamby, jerk jelly, jack hammer, jack the corn, jack the joystick, jack the sack, jack your jizz, jack yourself, jerk your jewels, jiggle the jewelry, jerk the johnson, jerk the joint, jerk the rope, jerk the Turk, jerk the turkey, hot rod it, hump the horn, hump the hose, hug the hog, husk it, hold the bold, hone the bone, haul your own ashes, hit the ham, Lady Five Fingers, Mary Palm, five-fingered Annie, five-finger Mary, veuve poignet, twiddle with oneself, waste time, wack the weasel, wack your squack, wackomatic, triborgasmia, toss him off, tap dancing, tame the bald-headed mouse, taking care of business, Sherman tank, engaging in safe sex, going cabareting, get one's nuts off, bring up by hand, brandle, blanket drill, blooch, cabareting, beating the stick, color in the coloring book, cock your shotgun, chicken-milking, dash one's doodle, diddling, dilly with the willy, Levy and Frank, knitting, juice the fruit, make a bald man cry, make a milkshake, in hand, jerk the mutton, play the bones, pulling rank, rub off, rub the radish, raising Lazarus from the dead, pump one's pickle, strumming the banjo, tonking, spreading the mayo, shagging, jacking the beanstalk, manual preference, doing a hand job, changing your oil, get oneself off, having it off, secret sin, secret vice, solitary sin, solitary vice, solitary evil, solitary sex, soaking in Palmolive, soaking the whisker biscuit, snatching, solo sex, southern comfort, southern massage, southern pleasures, southern romance, southern seduction, spreading the petals, stir the yogurt, stirring it up, stiffening the upper lip, spelunking, shelling the bean, shooting hoops, skimming the cream, shooting the rapids, smacking the clam, slapping the mackerel, tickling the pickle, tiptoe through the twolips, toggling the bit, tickle the taco, tickle torture, tickling the little man in the boat, tickle the ditty, tickle the mustache, teasing the kitty, teasing the taco, teasing the tuna, testing the plumbing, touch typing, touching up, tossing the pink salad, tossing pink salad, traveling past the mason-dixon line, treating yourself right, TT, twatty wank, strumming the Big Open, stuff the taco, stump-jump, strumming, surfing the channel, sushi party, swat the twat, surf the wet, surfing at finger beach, stroking the snail, stirring the yogurt, stoking the furnace, taking a dip, sweet slide, the, wake the butterfly, visiting the safety deposit box, visiting Niagra Falls, walk through the valley of love, watching the butterfly smile, wash your fingers, washing the fingers, tweaking the little man in the boat, tweak the twig, trolling the bermuda triangle, twit the clit, two finger taco tango, two fingered tango, vice of self-defilement, unclogging the drain, visit Father Fingers, womanipulation, whipping the nest, whipping the cat, wild ride, the, worshiping the finger princess, working in the garden, yawning, see if the baby's home, secret selfish sin, self-manipulation, self-relief, rubbing the red pussycat, rubbing the nub, rubbing the nubbin, rubbing the donut, rubbing the love nubbin, search for Spock, scoring the hoop, scratch the crack, scratch the patch, scratch the snatch, scratching the itch, scratching the snatch patch, scrub the cake pan, scuff the muff, scuffing the muff, pushing the button, raking the leaves, pussy poking, pussy soccer, pumping the kooter, reading in Braille, ride sidesaddle, ride the curl, relaxation rubdown, relief massage, rub your cooze 'til you ooze, rubbin nubbin, romancing the rose, romancing thy own, row the little man in the boat, riding the unicycle, riding the waterslide, riding the wild hand, ring for the maid, ride the tubespout, ride the tubsput, riding the clitoris-saurus, rolling the dough, rolling the mink, rocking the little man in the boat, ringing southern bells, practising, praising the orchid, preheating the oven, pressing the pleats, polishing the wedding ring, pollute, playing piano, playing the beaver, playing the silent trombone, pearl fishing, pitching in the bush leagues, perling the oyster, playing with the pineapple, poking the pie, poking the pucker, plumbing the bottomless pit of passion, playing the slots, polishing the nugget, polishing the peanut, polishing the pearl, making a finger sandwich, menage a un, merry widow waltz, making the kitty purr, making the oysters smile, making soup, man overboard, mistressbate, My sex life!, navel maneuvers, moving the stone, petal pushing, petting kitty, petting Snoopy, petting the bunny, petting the kitty, petting the lizard, petting the pussy, pause that refreshes, the, performing a pearl jam, paddling the pink canoe, Palmolive finger dip, pampering the pussy, parting the petals, parting the red sea, parting the waters, muff ruffing, muffing buffing, non-penile pleasure pursuit, nulling the void, nuzzle the fuzz, on the waterslide, onania, itching the ditch, jerking the merkin, in the hand cream, invoking Venus, Irish promotion, Irish wedding, hula-hooping, hitchhiking south, hiking the Grand Canyon, having some clam dip, hee-haw with the wrinkled mee-maw, hoodwink, loving thy self, making five fingers, make the tide come in, looking for uboats, lonely art, loob the goob, little southern romance, lip smacking, Jocelyn Eldering, killing 45 seconds, killing off, levy break limbo, lady fingers and cream, launching a class probe, gusset typing, harp playing, going mining, greasing the skillet, greasing your hips, great sin of youth, groping the grotto, get a date with Slick Mittens, getting a stain out of my carpet, getting to know yourself, getting to know yourself personally in the biblical sense, giving yourself the finger, fucking without complications, furry finger fuck, furry fun, fuzzy fun, gagging the clam, gagging the lips of love, genital pollution, genital sensate focussing, four-lip whistling, fret the fiddle-strings, flipping through the pages, flying on automatic, flying solo, fly automatic, enjoying a little southern comfort, enjoying yourself, entering no man's land, entering the ring of fire, erase the problem, erasing the problem, drown the man in the boat, drooling, dousing the digits, doing the Two Finger Slot Rumba, doing laps, doing one's nails, doing something for my chapped lips, fanning the fur, fanning the furnace, dusting the endtable, exploring Carlsbad Caverns, exploring the deep South, express a secret vice, female finger fun, fiddle the bean, fingerbating, finger blasting, finger dancing, finger flick, finger fun, finger painting, fingering the fountain, fingering the skin harp, flossing the cat, checking the status of the I/O port, circling the knoll, clam bake for one, cleaning my fur coat, cleaning the fish, clit bliss, clit fix, clit twit, clubbing the clam, countering cunts, cook cucumbers, cook the clam, cook your nookie, do a one-finger exercise, diddling Miss Daisy, digitizing, digital special effects, digging for change, digging for clams, digging for your keys, digit disco, dactylate, damming the beaver, dialing the pink phone, dialing the rotary phone, dickless dildo dance, creaming the pie, crime of self-pollution, critter cramming, crossing the great divide, crossing the swamp, Barclay's bank, beating the bush, beating around the bush, basting the tuna, beastliness, audition the finger puppets, art of unisex, accordion solo, a little southern romance, 3 point shot, applying lip gloss, candlesticking, caressing the kitty, butting the bead, buffing the jewel, butter schlopping, butter the bead, butter the muffin, butter the potato, bury the knuckle, buffing the box, buff the weasle, blooming, brushing the beaver, buff the beaver, bleed the lizard, bleed the weed, fuck-fist, jerk up, local, one hand clapping, one handed clapping, safest sex, self-stimulation, hand job, hand relief, body rub, bank with Barclays, bell polishing, wank, theater in the round, coitus inter digitae, pull someone off, onanistic,
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