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big conk, big cock:
Catchphrase claiming that the size of a man's penis is directly proportional to the size of his nose; the bigger the nose (conk), the bigger the penis (cock).

Quote: C .D. Bales (Steve Martin), a modern-day Cyranno de Bergerac, and Sophie, an elderly woman in Roxanne (1987):
-- Charlie : ' Hey, Sophie, you know the old saying about a man's nose? '
-- Sophie: ' Oh, you mean how the size of a man's nose relates to the size of his... Oh!! '




See Also: big love, big shit, big shot, big wheel, B.F.D., willy wensleydale, Big feet, big meat, go for in large helpings, gib teesurbs, gib tenuck, BBW, BIF, broad-beamed, broad in the beam, big girl flamboyant, big legs, winny-popper, showboat, BUF(F), Betty Bouffant, go for in a big way, go for in a great big way, go in a big way for, haddock pastie, hirsute oyster, mount, piles, poo-bah, big conk, big cock,

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