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dress to the right (or to the left):
Does sir dress to the right or to the left? A tailors' polite way of enquiring which trouser leg accommodates a man's penis .

Quote: Fordice of Q Branch dressing secret agent Evelyn Tremble (Peter Sellers) in Casino Royale (1967):
-- Fordice: ' Which side to you dress, Sir? '
-- Evelyn: ' Usually I dress away from the window .'

See Also: dextrocardia, dress to the right (or to the left), gussy up,

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