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morning wood:

Or: morning-hard-on / morning-pride , a penile-erection occuring in the morning when waking up . See penis for synonyms.

QUOTE: Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) talking about Stanley (his penis) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): ' He normally gets up half an hour before I do .'

See Also: abortion pill, breakfast nook, circadian rhythm, morner, morning hard-on, morning pride, morning wood, night soil, nyctohylophobia, piss call, piss fat, piss hard-on, pride-of-the-morning, waiting for wood, wake up with Jake up

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