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nothing:

Euphemism for the vagina , coined either as a variation on the symbolic representation by the letter 'O' or as an antithesis of thing , the penis . See vagina for synonyms.
See Also: anal intercourse, anal-genital intercourse, anogenital intercourse, baggage-boy, bedbug, board, coffee house, coffee shop, daisy, daisy chain, damp, the, die, doesn't know his ass from a hole in the groud, doesn't know shit from shinola, fag, fanny, fig, fuck-else, fuck-happy, fundament, funniment, horse around, in the throes of (love), jack around, jazz around, just good friends, ladylike, man, mess about, mess around, monkey about, monkey around, MQ, muck around, naked, nothin cock, O, old dose, plastercasters, POSSLQ, risqué, rock and roll, slice of damp, sweet nothings, sweet talk, tease, thistle, VD, warm body

Quotes Containing nothing:
Murphy''s Laws: ''Nothing improves with age .''
William Shakespeare: 'Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.'
William Shakespeare: 'Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.'
Trixie (Lillian Roth) in Madam Satan (1930): 'Something for nothing , that's the marriage game .'
Joe Anton (George Raft) to high-society Miss Healy (Constance Cummings) who compared him to a pirate in Night After Night (1932): 'You're just nothing to me, just nothing at all. And if I was a pirate and had you on my ship, I wouldn't toss you to the crew.'
The Dowager Empress (Helen Hayes) to the flirty Baroness von Livenbaum (Martita Hunt) in Anastasia (1956): 'To a woman of your age sex should be nothing but gender .'
Beaucaire (Bob Hope) in Monsieur Beaucaire (1946): ''When you''ve got it , you''ve got it . There''s nothing you can do about it .''
Beaucaire (Bob Hope) in Monsieur Beaucaire (1946): ''When you''ve got it , you''ve got it . There''s nothing you can do about it .''
Brian Slade (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers) in Velvet Goldmine (1998): 'Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner!'
Gilda (Rita Hayworth) in Gilda (1946): ''If I had been a ranch they would have called me the Bar Nothing.''
Janice (Jane Greer) to Lawrence Ballantine (Robert Young) in They Won''t Believe Me (1947): ''I''m not a Saturday afternoon girl , I''m an all or nothing girl .''
Beaucaire (Bob Hope) in Monsieur Beaucaire (1946): ''When you''ve got it , you''ve got it . There''s nothing you can do about it .''
Shelby (Julia Roberts) in Steel Magnolias (1989): ''I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.''
Gay Langland (Clark Gable) to Roslyn Taber (Marilyn Monroe) in The Misfits (1961): ''Nothing can live unless something dies. ''
Charlie Brown in the Peanuts comic strip by Charles Schult: ''Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love .''
Janice (Jane Greer) to Lawrence Ballantine (Robert Young) in They Won''t Believe Me (1947): ''I''m not a Saturday afternoon girl , I''m an all or nothing girl .''
Rita Hayworth in/as Gilda (1946): ''If I had been a ranch they would have called me the Bar Nothing.''
Janice (Jane Greer) to Lawrence Ballantine (Robert Young) in They Won''t Believe Me (1947): ''I''m not a Saturday afternoon girl , I''m an all or nothing girl .''
Rita Hayworth in/as Gilda (1946): ''If I had been a ranch they would have called me the Bar Nothing.''
Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase) in Nothing but Trouble (1991): 'When it comes to love , there's no accounting for taste.'
The Dowager Empress (Helen Hayes) to the flirty Baroness von Livenbaum (Martita Hunt) in Anastasia (1956): ''To a woman of your age sex should be nothing but gender .''
Sixty years old Yonkers Horace Vandergelder (Paul Ford) in The Matchmaker (1958): ''There''s nothing like mixing with women to bring out all the foolishness in a man of sense.''
Serafina (Anna Magnani) giving a silk shirt to truck-driver Alvaro (Burt Lancaster) in The Rose Tattoo (1955): ''Nothing is too good for a man if the man is good.''
Hortense (Alice Brady) about men in The Gay Divorcee (1934): ''There''s nothing different about any of them except their neckties.''
Sixty years old Yonkers Horace Vandergelder (Paul Ford) in The Matchmaker (1958): ''There''s nothing like mixing with women to bring out all the foolishness in a man of sense.''
Serafina (Anna Magnani) giving a silk shirt to truck-driver Alvaro (Burt Lancaster) in The Rose Tattoo (1955): ''Nothing is too good for a man if the man is good.''
Hortense (Alice Brady) about men in The Gay Divorcee (1934): ''There''s nothing different about any of them except their neckties.''
Does oat meal have lumps? = The Cheap Detective (1978) Does a hobby-horse have a wooden dick? = Road House (1989) Does Pinocchio have a wooden butt? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Does Pinocchio have wooden balls? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a frog have a waterproof ass? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a hobby-horse have a hickory dick? = The Cowboy Way (1994) Does Madonna take her clothes off? = With Honors (1994) Does the pope wear a beanie? = Off Beat (1986) Does the pope drive a Cadillac? = Beyond the Law (1994) Does a fat puppy hate fast cars? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does Veronica like Archie? = Little Giants (1995) Does Tina Turner wear a wig? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Do birds fly , do ducks duck? = Moonlighting (1985) Do flies fly , do spots beam up? = Moonlighting (1985) Do rattlesnakes kiss carefully? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Do stripes suit a zebra? = The Matchmaker (1958) Is a pig's ass pork? = Gator (1976) Is a frog's ass water tight? = Big Business (1988) Is the earth flat? = The Flintstones (1994) Was Sergeant York's mother an angel = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Will a banker grope for money? = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Does Saddam Hussein and Omar Kadafi pull each other's toffee?'= With Honors (1994) OFF-SCREEN
Bernie La Plante (Dustin Hoffman) in Hero (1992): ''The thing about kids is, they''re so young they don''t know nothing yet. When you''re a kid, you think you''re gonna grow up to be a wonderful person, instead of an asshole like everybody else.''
Seth Lord (John Halliday) and his daughter Tracy (Katharine Hepburn) in The Philadelphia Story (1940): - Seth: ''What most wives fail to realise is that their husbands philandering has nothing to do with them.'' - Tracy: ''Oh? Then what has it to do with?'' - Seth: ''A reluctance to grow old, I think.''
'Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind. Everything really valuable has to enter you through a different opening .' Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) to Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) in Manhattan (1979)
Eugene Morgan (Joseph Cotten) to Isabel Amberson (Dolores Costello) whose son George (Tim Holt) opposes their relationship in The Magnificient Ambersons (1942): ''I don''t think he''ll change. At 21 or 22, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable which 40 sees as nothing but disappearing miasma. 40 can''t tell 20 about this. 20 can find out only by getting to be 40. So we come to this dear. Will you live your life your way or George''s way?''
Atoon (Gedde Watanabe) about the sumo wrestlers ogling his ass , and Lawrence Bourne III (Tom Hanks) in Volunteers (1985): - Atoon: ''Don''t say nothing more. They want to use me like a woman .'' - Lawrence: ''Well, you''ll just have to show them you can take-it like a man .''
Colleen Sutton (Priscilla Presley) and Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): - Colleen: ''Nothing offends me. When I was eleven I walked in on my father With the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday . Does that excite you?'' - Fairlane: ''I don''t know . I never met your father.''
Bernie La Plante (Dustin Hoffman) in Hero (1992): ''The thing about kids is, they''re so young they don''t know nothing yet. When you''re a kid, you think you''re gonna grow up to be a wonderful person, instead of an asshole like everybody else.''
Colleen Sutton (Priscilla Presley) and Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): - Colleen Sutton: ''Nothing offends me. When I was eleven I walked in on my father with the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday . Does that excite you?'' - Ford Fairlane: ''I don''t know . I never met your father.''
''Sex don''t mean a thing to me, Buddy. It ain''t nothing but a mosquito bite . (...) Buddy, I''m gonna tell you a secret. Girls don''t want sex , girls want love .'' Rose (Laura Dern) to Buddy (Lukas Haas) in Rambling Rose (1991)
Sung by Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953): 'When love goes wrong, nothing goes right. Bees won't buzz , fish won't bite , clock won't strike, a match won't light .'
George, Duke of Buckingham (John Sutton) to Queen Anne (Angela Lansbury) in The Three Musketeers (1948): 'I understand nothing except that I love you, that the earth is small and that-there is no room on it for you and me apart.'
Bernie La Plante (Dustin Hoffman) in Hero (1992): ''The thing about kids is, they''re so young they don''t know nothing yet. When you''re a kid, you think you''re gonna grow up to be a wonderful person, instead of an asshole like everybody else.''
Colleen Sutton (Priscilla Presley) and Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): - Colleen: ''Nothing offends me. When I was eleven I walked in on my father with the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday . Does that excite you?'' - Fairlane: ''I don''t know . I never met your father.''
Rose (Laura Dern) to Buddy (Lukas Haas) in Rambling Rose (1991): 'Sex don't mean a thing to me, Buddy. It ain't nothing but a mosquito bite . Buddy, I'm gonna tell you a secret. Girls don't want sex , girls want love .'
Leonard Cummings (Peter Frechette) to his younger brother Charles (Jon Cryer) in No Small Affair (1984): 'Sex has nothing to do with love . Sex washes off .'
Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) and Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) in Pretty Woman (1990): - Vivian: ''Pick one! I''ve got red, I''ve got green, I''ve got yellow , I''m out of purple but I do have one Gold Circle Coin left, the condom of champions, the one-and-only , nothing is getting through this sucker . What do you say?'' - Edward: ''A buffet of safety.''
Chester Wooley (Lou Costello) refusing to marry the Widow Hawkins (Marjorie Main) in The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap (1947): 'Mrs. Hawkins, marriage is nothing but a three ring circus : first the engagement ring , and then the wedding ring , and then the suffering.'
Fred Boynton (Christopher Eigeman) in Barcelona (1994): ''You are far weirder than someone merely into S & M . At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S & M is about. There''s movies and books about it . But so far as I know , there is nothing to explain the way you are.''
Seth (John Halliday) and Tracy (Katharine Hepburn) in The Philadelphia Story (1940): - Seth Lord: ''What most wives fail to realise is that their husband''s philandering has nothing to do with them.'' - Tracy Lord: ''Oh? Then what has it to do with?'' - Seth Lord: ''A reluctance to grow old, I think.''
Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly) to Lena Lamont (Jean Hagen) in Singing in the Rain (1952): 'Try to get this straight . There is nothing between us. There never was anything between us. Just air.'
Colleen Sutton (Priscilla Presley) and Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): - Colleen: ''Nothing offends me. When I was eleven I walked in on my father with the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday . Does that excite you?'' - Fairlane: ''I don''t know . I never met your father.''
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): 'Women are irrational. That's all there is to that. Their heads are full of cotton , hay and rags . They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags. '
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): ''Women are irrational. That''s all there is to that. Their heads are full of cotton , hay and rags . They''re nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags. ''
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): 'Women are irrational. That's all there is to that. Their heads are full of cotton , hay and rags . They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags. '
Toby (Joan Hacket) and Georgia (Marsha Mason) in Only When I Laugh (1981): ''Nothing in life happens without warning. It falls apart, day by day, bit by bit . Like your face in the mirror.''
Patrick Verona (Heath Ledger) and Katarina Stratford (Julia Stiles) in 10 Things I Hate About You (1999): - Patrick: 'Don't get your panties in a twist .' - Katarina: 'Don't think for one minute that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties .' - Patrick: 'Well then, what did I have an effect on?' - Katarina: 'Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing .'
Karla Jackson (Annie Potts) and hubby Duane (Jeff Bridges) in a hot tub in Texasville (1990): - Karla: ''Duane, why are poking that gun in the water?'' - Duane: ''I was thinking of shooting my dick off . It''s caused nothing but trouble my whole life .''
Leonard Cummings (Peter Frechette) to his younger brother Charles (Jon Cryer) in No Small Affair (1984): 'Sex has nothing to do with love . Sex washes off .'
Rosalie Maggio, The Dictionary of Bias-Free Usage (1991): 'An understanding of the difference between sex and gender is crucial to the correct use of language. Sex is biological: people with male genitals are male, and people with female genitals are female. Gender is cultural: our notions "masculine" tells us how we expect men to behave and our notions of "feminine " tells us how we expect women to behave - but these may have nothing to do with biology. Gender signifies an individual's personal, legal, and social status without reference to genetic sex ; gender is a subjective cultural attitude while sex is an objective biological fact .'
''Tom, there''s a whole lot I don''t understand, but going away ain''t going to ease us. There was a time, when we were on the land, there was a boundary to us then. Old folks died off and little fellahs came. We was always one thing . We was the family . Kind of whole and clear. But now we ain''t clear no more. There ain''t nothing that keeps us clear. (...) We''re cracking up , Tom. There ain''t no family now.'' Ma Joad (Jane Darwell) to her son Tom (Henry Fonda) in The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
''You know , there''s nothing I like better than to meet a high-class mama that can snap back at you. Because the colder they are the hotter they get . That''s what I always say. Yes Sir! When a cold mama gets hot , boy! how she sizzles (...) Believe me sister, I could go-for you in a big way .'' Oscar ''One-On-The-Side'' Shapely (Roscoe Karns) to Ellie Andrews (Claudette Colbert) in It Happened One Night (1934)


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