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number one:

1. An/the act of urination . A nurseryese term which extends into adult life ; not to be confused with ' to be-at-number-one ', the first day of a woman's monthly flow. See urination for synonyms.


(1) Thornton Melon's (Rodney Dangerfield) graduation speech in Back to School (1986): ' It's a jungle out there. You've got to look out for number one... but don't step in number-two .'

(2) Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Danny De Vito) because his parents threw him in the sewers Batman Returns (1992): ' I was their number one son and they treated me like number-two .'

2. One's own self.

3. To be number one / numero uno , to be-the-first or the best at something.


(1) Lone Star (Bill Pullman) in Spaceballs (1987): ' I'm numero uno on Dark Helmet's hit list .'

(2) Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) in Murder by Death (1976):
-- Lionel: ' Look at me! I'm the greatest! I'm number one! '
-- Sam: ' To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean? '

4. Look after number one / take care of number one , to look after one's-own interests.

5. My number one , one's sweetheart .

See Also: 1-2-1, 175er, 900 number, abnormal forms, abortion rate, be at number one, clap eyes on, cop and blow, defecation, double, drop the plate, hot item, Hundred-And-Seventy-Fiver, Kinsey Six, lay eyes on, number one, number three, number two, P/P, set eyes on, seven digits, sex number, sexy number, trap two, triskaidekaphile, urination, WPW

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