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one and two:
Cockney rhyming slang based on the rhyme with loo , a toilet .


See Also: De duobus malis, minus est semper eligendum, Engirix B, fifty-fifty, hit it off, sex-linked, spoon fashion, deuterition, 50:50, double dong, double dude, double, docking, triangle,

Quotes Containing one and two:
Unknown: ''A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better then one.''
Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) and Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) in Manhattan (1979): - Isaac: ''I have a kid. He''s being raised by two women at the moment.'' - Mary: ''Oh, you know , I think that works. They made some studies. I read it in one of the psychoanalytic quarterlies. You don''t need a male and two mothers are absolutely fine.'' - Isaac: ''Oh, really? Because I always feel very few people survive one mother .''
Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) and Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) in Manhattan (1979): - Isaac: ''I have a kid. He''s being raised by two women at the moment.'' - Mary: ''Oh, you know , I think that works. They made some studies. I read it in one of the psychoanalytic quarterlies. You don''t need a male and two mothers are absolutely fine.'' - Isaac: ''Oh, really? Because I always feel very few people survive one mother .''
Norman Douglas, Almanac (1941): ''To find a friend one must close one eye . To keep him two.''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) in Murder by Death (1976). - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Bob Seton (John Wayne) invited to dinner by William Cantrel (Walter Pigeon) in Dark Command (1940): ''It''s the first time I ever had two kinds of birds with one meal: turkey to eat and buzzards to look at.''
The local sheriff and Susan (Katharine Hepburn) about David (Cary Grant) in Bringing Up Baby (1938): - The Sheriff: ''Oh! So he''s a lady-killer?!'' - Susan Vance: ''A lady-killer?! Why he''s a regular Don Swan. (...) He bops them over, one, two, three, boom. Just like that. He''s a wolf .''
Elie (Kevin Pollak) reciting the bachelor''s credo of dating in The Opposite Sex: And How to Live With Them (1993): ''The 3-F''s of Dating: One: Film. Two: Food. Three: Fuck.''
Messenger 7013 (Edward Everett Horton) watching scheming Kitty Pendleton (Rita Hayworth) in Down to Earth (1947): ''Females! One head but two faces. ''
Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): ''Two things smell like a fish , and one is a fish .''
A journalist (Michael O''Keefe) and Nina (Laura San Giacomo) in Nina Takes a Lover (1995): - Journalist: ''There are basically two arguments about infidelity . One is that you''re either born monogamous or you''re not and the other is that we''re all capable, certain conditions in a marriage provoke it .'' - Nina: ''What do you think?'' - Journalist: ''I think it''s a little bit of both.''
Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) and Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy:'Our parents are gone for two weeks. Do you know what that means? Their king size bed is empty.' - Denise:'I think that if you and I were the last man and woman on earth the human race would die out .'
Ambrose Bierce (Gregory Peck) to Harriet Winslow (Jane Fonda) in Old Gringo (1989): 'Man, as you know , is one of the most pathetic creatures on earth, condemned to a desire that contradicts all the laws of nature, to close the gap between two human beings. Some call this desire of love , and it is desperately impossible to satisfy.'
Harris K . Telemacher''s (Steve Martin) closing monologue in L.A. Story (1991): ''There are only two things in my life I will never forget: one is that-there is someone for everyone, even if you need a pick-axe, a compass, a night goggle to find them, and the other is tonight, when I learned that romance does exist in the heart of L.A.''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) in Murder by Death (1976). - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Bob Seton (John Wayne) invited to dinner by William Cantrel (Walter Pigeon) in Dark Command (1940): ''It''s the first time I ever had two kinds of birds with one meal: turkey to eat and buzzards to look at.''
Abe (Alan King) in Memories of Me (1988): ''At my age you worry about two things. One, you''re with a woman and she says, let''s do-it again right now, and the other is, who''s going to come to my funeral?''
Fast Eddie Felson (Paul Newman) to Vince (Tom Cruise) in The Color of Money (1986): ''You''ve got to have two things to win . You''ge got to have brains and you''ve got to have balls . You''ve got too much of one and not enough of the other.''
''The world is changing, but two things remain constant. (...) Youth, and beauty . You know they''re really one and the same thing .'' Dudley (Cary Grant), an angel , to Julia Brougham (Loretta Young) in The Bishop''s Wife (1947)
William Shakespeare. Othello (1605): Iago: ''I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .''
Frederic Mullally, The Penthouse Sexicon (1968): ''Man who believes that two mates are more fun than one. Naturally, this makes him a criminal.''
Claude Jobert (Judge Reinhold) a man with two wives and one mistress in Near Misses (1991): ''Just because bigamy is illegal doesn''t mean it''s easy.''
''One orgasm in the bush is worth two in the hand.'' From Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing by Robert Reisner.
Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield) in Back to School (1986): ''It''s a jungle out there. You''ve got to look out for number-one ... but don''t step in number-two .''
Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Danny De Vito) about his parents who threw in the sewers as a child in Batman Returns (1992): ''I was their number-one son and they treated me like number-two .''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) contradicting him in Murder by Death (1976): - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
A journalist (Michael O''Keefe) and Nina (Laura San Giacomo) in Nina Takes a Lover (1995): - Journalist: ''There are basically two arguments about infidelity . One is that you''re either born monogamous or you''re not and the other is that we''re all capable, certain conditions in a marriage provoke it .'' - Nina: ''What do you think?'' - Journalist: ''I think it''s a little bit of both.''
British agent 007 James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) loosing the first hand of baccara to Soviet agent Xena Onatopp (Famke Janssen) in GoldenEye (1995): - James: 'It appears we have the same passions. Three anyway.' - Xena: 'I count two. Motoring and baccara... I hope the third is where your real talent lies.' - James: 'One rises to meet a challenge.'
The journalist (Michael O''Keefe) and Nina (Laura San Giacomo) in Nina Takes a Lover (1995): - Journalist: ''There are basically two arguments about infidelity . One is that you''re either born monogamous or you''re not and the other is that we''re all capable, certain conditions in a marriage provoke it .'' - Nina: ''What do you think?'' - Journalist: ''I think it''s a little bit of both.''
Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) contradicting him in Murder by Death (1976): - Lionel Twain: ''Look at me! I''m the greatest! I''m number one!'' - Sam Diamond: ''To me you look like number-two . Know what I mean?''
Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield) in Back to School (1986): ''It''s a jungle out there. You''ve got to look out for number-one ... but don''t step in number-two .''
Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Danny De Vito) about his parents who threw in the sewers as a child in Batman Returns (1992): ''I was their number-one son and they treated me like number-two .''
Pvt. Judy Benjamin (Goldie Hawn) who after two marriages (one lasting 6 six weeks, the other 6 hours), finally has an orgasm (after 6 hours) with Henrie Trmont (Armand Assante) in Private Benjamin (1980): 'Now I know what I've been faking all these years.'
Pvt. Judy Benjamin (Goldie Hawn) who after two marriages (one lasting 6 six weeks, the other 6 hours), finally has an orgasm (after 6 hours) with Henrie Trmont (Armand Assante) in Private Benjamin (1980): ''Now I know what I''ve been faking all these years.''
From Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing by Robert Reisner: a) ''Minorbation is good during depression.'' b) ''One orgasm in the bush is worth two in the hand.''
From Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing by Robert Reisner: a) ''Minorbation is good during depression.'' b) ''One orgasm in the bush is worth two in the hand.''
Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) adressing his son''s class in City Slickers (1991):''Value this time in your life , kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices. It goes by so fast. When you''re a teenager , you think you can do anything and you do . Your twenties are a blur. Thirty, you raise your family , you make a little money and you think to yourself: What happened to my twenties? Forties, you grow a little pot belly , you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties, you have a minor surgery. You''ll call-it ''a procedure'' but it''s a surgery. Sixties, you''ll have a major surgery. The music is still loud but it doesn''t matter because you can''t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, start eating dinner at two o''clock in the afternoon . You have lunch around ten , breakfast the night before. Spend most of your time wandering around malls, looking for the ultimate soft yogourt and muttering: How come the kids don''t call? The eighties, you have a major stroke . You end up blabbering to some Jamaican nurse that your wife can''t stand and that you call mama. Any questions?''


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