The Language of Love, Lust, Sex
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one-eyed trouser snake:
The penis . See penis for synonyms.
QUOTE: Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'
See Also: trouser snake, stoat, one-eye(d), snake, one-eyed snake, set eyes on, clap eyes on, lay eyes on, lay one's eyes on, clap one's eyes on, one-eyed trouser snake, John Thomas, stiffy, tadger, todger, combustoflatulation, optophobia, go for a snake's hiss, set one's eyes on, make bedroom eyes at, make eyes at, cookie crumbs, brown eye miner, tear in the lily, snake ranch, shmok, saucers, cut out the eye chatter, mud pies,
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