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sperm:
1. Colloquially, synonymous with semen . See semen for synonyms. 2. A male gamete; a (single) spermatozoon.
Quotes:
(1) Robert Reisner. Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing : ' Last sperm in is a rotten egg .'
(2) Sung by the chorus in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Every sperm is sacred / Every sperm is great / If a sperm is wasted / God is quite irate .'
3. Often employed in compound insults:
-- ' Sperm sucker ' From the movie Tank Girl (1994).
-- ' Sperminator ' In Mallrats (1995)
See Also: jizz spider, spermicide, spermicidal, abnormal forms, acrosomal reaction, acrosome reaction, happy juice, sperm bank, spermapositor, sperm, acrosome, semen, ejaculation, emission phase, emission, first stage of ejaculation, delicate glutton, homunculi, impregnation, male menopause, spermicidal latex condom, suck-and-swallow, surrogate mother, tunica dartos, diaphragm,
Quotes Containing sperm:
Sung by the chorus in Monty Python''s The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Every sperm is sacred / Every sperm is great / If a sperm is wasted / God is quite irate.''
Bergman (Gene Wilder) and Dr. Benjamin (David Margulies) in Funny About Love (1990): - Duffy: ''You want me to put some sperm into this little cup?'' - Doctor: ''That''s right, Mr. Bergman. (...)'' - Duffy: ''Wait a minute! You know , you make this sound easy, but I''ve never done this before.'' - Doctor: ''Come, come , Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Twice!? You want me to do-it twice. We''ll be here all day.''
Duffy (Gene Wilder) and Dr. Benjamin (David Margulies) inFunny About Love (1990): - Duffy: ''You want me to put some sperm into this little cup?'' - Doctor: ''That''s right, Mr. Bergman. (...)'' - Duffy: ''Wait a minute! You know , you make this sound easy, but I''ve never done this before.'' - Doctor: ''Come, come , Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Twice!? You want me to do-it twice. We''ll be here all day.''
Hannah (Mia Farrow) and Mickey (Woody Allen) after being told that Mickey''s sperm count is too low for procreation in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986): - Hannah: ''Could you have ruined yourself somehow?'' - Mickey : ''How could I ruin myself?'' - Hannah: ''I don''t know . Excessive masturbation?'' - Mickey : ''Hey! You gonna start knocking my hobbies?''
Duffy (Gene Wilder) and Dr. Benjamin (David Margulies) in Funny About Love (1990): - Duffy: ''You want me to put some sperm into this little cup?'' - Doctor: ''That''s right, Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Wait a minute! You know , you make this sound easy, but I''ve never done this before.'' - Doctor: ''Come, come , Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Twice!? You want me to do-it twice. We''ll be here all day.''
Duffy (Gene Wilder) and Dr. Benjamin (David Margulies) in Funny About Love (1990): - Duffy: ''You want me to put some sperm into this little cup?'' - Doctor: ''That''s right, Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Wait a minute! You know , you make this sound easy, but I''ve never done this before.'' - Doctor: ''Come, come , Mr. Bergman.'' - Duffy: ''Twice!? You want me to do-it twice. We''ll be here all day.''
Hannah (Mia Farrow) and Mickey (Woody Allen) after being told that Mickey''s sperm count is too low for procreation in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986): - Hannah: ''Could you have ruined yourself somehow?'' - Mickey : ''How could I ruin myself?'' - Hannah: ''I don''t know . Excessive masturbation?'' - Mickey : ''Hey! You gonna start knocking my hobbies?''
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