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thing:
1. His/her thing / one's thing / he-thing / she-thing , a euphemism for the genitals of either sex , more often the penis . Derivations include: thigumabob; thingamabobs ; thingamaling ; thingamy ; thingie ; thingmajigs ; thingstable . In 1387, Geoffrey Chaucers Wife of Bath referred to thynges smale . In the early 1900s African Americans called the penis : thing-a-ling . See penis and vagina for synonyms. SEE ALSO: nameless-thing .

QUOTE: From the movie Star Wars : ' Put that-thing away before you get us all killed .'

2. The thing , a woman's menstrual flow. See menstruation for synonyms.

See Also: thing, polyphobia, get it together, hagiophobia, asymmetriphobia, megalophobia, microphobia, mycrophobia, frigophobia, thingumbobs, this and that, that certain something, fuck something up, herpetophobia, cause of causes, neophobia, self-disclosure, bug up the ass, do the natural thing, do the wild thing, xenophobia, yentz, Amor vincit omnia, bad thing, sex symbol, Omnia vincit amor; et nos cedamus amori, stereotype, wild thing, sure thing, Snafu, FUBAR, sexual ego, gender, reno-it, Reno-vate, Reno-vation, reproductive freedom, poundcake, prune person, that thing, thigmosis, play with oneself, playing with oneself, thing-a-ling, thingamabobs, thingstable, wild woman, wild baby, wild girl, unspoken language (of love), three-legged, throbbing, tired-old queen, having sex with someone you love, good foot, oncer, hip chick, hungry, hymenally challenged, nothing, snap, other woman, the, pain in the ass, pansy, partial to, sweet potato pie, take it out in trade, tapinophobia, belle chose, bent as a nine bob note, sex with someone you love, shitter, bauble, be your own best friend, commercial phone sex, corner, cornucopia, cotton to, fairy, cheilogusia, monophobia, C**T, chloroform, cinch, alpha and omega, bad breaker-upper, another thing, dolce vita, ABC, creamie, dead cert, dead easy, dingus, dirty deed, the, dirty thing, the, dirty work at the crossroads, la belle chose, lead-pipe cinch, do the bad thing, do the dirty, do the dirty deed, yentzer, yummy, bitch, little head, old thing, unwritten law, wheelchair set, turn on, turtle, turtle head, turtle's head, rancid flower, tart, telephone sex, swallow the worm, sweater girl, phone sex, soiled senior citizen, statuophilia, old hen, old queen, hop on, grandma, grimm's fairy, jack around, jazz around, agalmatophilia, aging actress, doing, monkey about, monkey around, boot slave, bum, beauty, beetle, clitoris, child molester, chin-strap, fallen star, constable, zipless fuck, sexual intercourse, kiss and be friends, kiss and make up, deflower, divorce, head, orgasm,

Quotes Containing thing:
Marilyn Monroe: ''A sex-symbol becomes a thing . I hate being a thing .''
Marilyn Monroe: ''A sex-symbol becomes a thing . I hate being a thing .''
Truman Capote: ''The good thing about masturbation is that you don''t have to dress up for it''
About Robert being gay in The Next Best Thing (2000): ''He definitely fals into the what-a-waste category.''
Hank (Rip Torn) to Jack Benteen (Nick Nolte) in Extreme Prejudice (1987): ''The only thing worst than a politician is a child-molester .''
Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield) in Back to School (1986): ''The best thing about kids is making them.''
Trevor (John R. Lee) in Aeon Flux (1995): ''That''s the funny thing about memories , we are only what we remember of ourselves.''
Truman Capote: ''The good thing about masturbation is that you don''t have to dress up for it''
Thornton Melon (Rodney Dangerfield) in Back to School (1986): ''The best thing about kids is making them.''
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: 'I need your advice on moaning.' - Rebecca: 'Moaning?' - Lucy: 'Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you're stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?' - Rebecca: 'Just be natural. Don't act , just be yourself.' - Lucy: 'Becky, we're not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.' - Rebecca: 'Well, it's been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.' - Lucy: 'Hmm, and that's why I do the moaning.' - Rebecca: 'No, that's where you let-go .' - Lucy: 'Let go of what? You're being too vague. Start from the beginning and don't use phrases like 'places inside' and 'hitting the change'. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?'
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: ''I need your advice on moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''Moaning?'' - Lucy: ''Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you''re stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?'' - Rebecca: ''Just be natural. Don''t act , just be yourself.'' - Lucy: ''Becky, we''re not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.'' - Rebecca: ''Well, it''s been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.'' - Lucy: ''Hmm, and that''s why I do the moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''No, that''s where you let-go .'' - Lucy: ''Let go of what? You''re being too vague. Start from the beginning and don''t use phrases like ''places inside'' and ''hitting the change''. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?''
Benjy Stone (Mark Linn-Baker) and Alan Swan (Peter O''Toole) about women in general in My Favorite Year (1982): - BenjyStone:''I don''t know what she wants.'' - Alan Swan:''Romance, Stone. That''s the only thing we can be sure they all want.''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Benjy Stone (Mark Linn-Baker) and Alan Swan (Peter O''Toole) about women in general in My Favorite Year (1982): - BenjyStone:''I don''t know what she wants.'' - Alan Swan:''Romance, Stone. That''s the only thing we can be sure they all want.''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Benjy Stone (Mark Linn-Baker) and Alan Swan (Peter O''Toole) about women in general in My Favorite Year (1982): - BenjyStone:''I don''t know what she wants.'' - Alan Swan:''Romance, Stone. That''s the only thing we can be sure they all want.''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to Annie (Diane Keaton) in Annie Hall (1977): ''Don''t knock masturbation! It''s sex with someone I love .'' Off-screen Woody Allen also said: ''I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it''s fantastic.''
Linda Lue Linden (Sandra Bullock) and Kyle Davidson (Dermott Mulroney) in The Thing Called Love (1993): - Linda: ''Hey, Kyle Davidson!'' - Kyle: ''Hey, Linda Lue, is that your pretty face I''m seeing?'' - Linda: ''Well, it ain''t nobody''s butt .''
'We speak the unspoken language... fluently.' Jimbo (Joshua Cadman) teaching Walter 'Gib' Gibson (John Cusack) his method of flirting with girls in The Sure Thing (1985)
Eleanor of Aquitaine (Katharine Hepburn) to King Henry (Peter O''Toole) in The Lion in Winter (1968): ''Time hasn''t done a thing but wrinkle you.''
''Sex don''t mean a thing to me, Buddy. It ain''t nothing but a mosquito bite . (...) Buddy, I''m gonna tell you a secret. Girls don''t want sex , girls want love .'' Rose (Laura Dern) to Buddy (Lukas Haas) in Rambling Rose (1991)
Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) about the thing 'That jumped up and bit you' in Vietnam in Forrest Gump (1994): 'Hit me directly in the buttocks . They said it was a million dollar wound , but the army must keep that money because I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.'
Princess Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher) to Han-Solo (Harrison Ford) in Star Wars: ''You came in that thing? You''re braver than I thought.''
Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Felicity Shagwell (Heather Graham) in Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): ''Come on , darling , let''s hop-on the good-foot and do-the-bad-thing .''
Felix Madison (Jack Lemmon) and Gwendolyn (Carole Shelley) in The Odd Couple (1968): - Felix: ''Divorce is a terrible thing .'' - Gwendolyn: ''Oh! It can be if you haven''t the right sollicitor.''
Lena O''connor (Thelma Ritter) to Samantha Blake (Joanne Woodward) in A New Kind of Love (1963): ''One thing a fellah doesn''t want from a girl is surprises. Forty percent of all divorce cases start on honeymoon night.''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Luis Molina (William Hurt) in Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985): ''The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you''ll never feel unhappy again.''
Tai (Brittany Murphy), Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and Dionne (Stacey Nash) in Clueless (1995): - Tai: ''Cher, you''re a virgin?'' - Char: ''God! You say that like it''s a bad-thing .'' - Dionne: ''Besides, the P .C. term is hymenally-challenged.''
Lena (Thelma Ritter) to Sam/Samantha (Joanne Woodward) in A New Kind of Love (1963): ''One thing a fellah doesn''t want from a girl is surprises. Forty percent of all divorce cases start on honeymoon night.''
Bernie La Plante (Dustin Hoffman) in Hero (1992): ''The thing about kids is, they''re so young they don''t know nothing yet. When you''re a kid, you think you''re gonna grow up to be a wonderful person, instead of an asshole like everybody else.''
Richard (Don Galloway) to Sam (Tom Berenger) and Nick (William Hurt) in The Big Chill (1983): ''The thing about kids is their instant priorities. You know you have to protect them and provide for them and sometimes it means your life isn''t exactly the way you want it to be. But you set your priorities and that''s the way life is.''
Bernie La Plante (Dustin Hoffman) in Hero (1992): ''The thing about kids is, they''re so young they don''t know nothing yet. When you''re a kid, you think you''re gonna grow up to be a wonderful person, instead of an asshole like everybody else.''
Ned Ravine''s (Armand Assante) voice over commentary about Lola Cain (Sean Young) in Fatal Instinct (1993): ''Funny thing about women. They''ll do anything to keep up appearances. Take Lola Cain. She''d rather look like a hardcase with bloody knuckles than a soft touch with a soiled reputation . Still, I had to admit, there was something about her that made me sweat bullets .''
Ed Forbes (Jack Paar) to Roberta Stevens (Marilyn Monroe) in Love Nest (1951): ''If there''s one thing I have a weakness for it''s girls who have a weakness.''
Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Felicity Shagwell (Heather Graham) in Austin Powers2. The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): ''Come on , darling , let''s hop-on the good-foot and do-the-bad-thing .''
Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Felicity Shagwell (Heather Graham) in Austin Powers2. The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): ''Come on , darling , let''s hop-on the good-foot and do-the-bad-thing .''
Ed Forbes (Jack Paar) to Roberta Stevens (Marilyn Monroe) in Love Nest (1951): ''If there''s one thing I have a weakness for it''s girls who have a weakness.''
Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Felicity Shagwell (Heather Graham) in Austin Powers2. The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): ''Come on , darling , let''s hop-on the good-foot and do-the-bad-thing .''
Ed Forbes (Jack Paar) to Roberta Stevens (Marilyn Monroe) in Love Nest (1951): ''If there''s one thing I have a weakness for it''s girls who have a weakness.''
Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Felicity Shagwell (Heather Graham) in Austin Powers2. The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): ''Come on , darling , let''s hop-on the good-foot and do-the-bad-thing .''
Ed Forbes (Jack Paar) to Roberta Stevens (Marilyn Monroe) in Love Nest (1951): ''If there''s one thing I have a weakness for it''s girls who have a weakness.''
''There is no such thing as natural beauty .'' Truvy Jones (Dolly Parton), a beautician, to Annelle Dupuy Desoto (Daryl Hannah) in Steel Magnolias (1989)
''The world is changing, but two things remain constant. (...) Youth, and beauty . You know they''re really one and the same thing .'' Dudley (Cary Grant), an angel , to Julia Brougham (Loretta Young) in The Bishop''s Wife (1947)
Bill Reimers (Emilio Estevez) speaking of sobbing Gina Garrett (Rosie O''Donnell) in Another Stakeout (1993): ''Look at her. She''s doing the shoulder thing .''
Bill Reimers (Emilio Estevez) speaking of sobbing Gina Garrett (Rosie O''Donnell) in Another Stakeout (1993): ''Look at her. She''s doing the shoulder thing .''
Bill Reimers (Emilio Estevez) speaking of sobbing Gina Garrett (Rosie O''Donnell) in Another Stakeout (1993): ''Look at her. She''s doing the shoulder thing .''
Rose (Laura Dern) to Buddy (Lukas Haas) in Rambling Rose (1991): 'Sex don't mean a thing to me, Buddy. It ain't nothing but a mosquito bite . Buddy, I'm gonna tell you a secret. Girls don't want sex , girls want love .'
Amanda Shelton (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and Tom Bartlett (Sean Patrick Flanery) in Simply Irresistible (1999): - Amanda : ''My friend told me this thing about men and sex , they think about it 238 times a day.'' - Tom: ''That''s ridiculous, that would be about every 4 minutes... Yeah, that''s about right.'' - Amanda : ''I''ve been here 20 minutes.''
Tai (Brittany Murphy), Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and Dionne (Stacey Nash) in Clueless (1995): - Tai: ''Cher, you''re a virgin?'' - Char: ''God! You say that like it''s a bad-thing .'' - Dionne: ''Besides, the P .C. term is hymenally-challenged.''
Lena (Thelma Ritter) to Samantha (Joanne Woodward) in A New Kind of Love (1963): ''One thing a fellah doesn''t want from a girl is surprises. 40% of all divorce cases start on honeymoon night.''
Tai (Brittany Murphy), Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and Dionne (Stacey Nash) in Clueless (1995): - Tai: ''Cher, you''re a virgin?'' - Char: ''God! You say that like it''s a bad-thing .'' - Dionne: ''Besides, the P .C. term is hymenally-challenged.''
Lena (Thelma Ritter) to Samantha (Joanne Woodward) in A New Kind of Love (1963): ''One thing a fellah doesn''t want from a girl is surprises. 40% of all divorce cases start on honeymoon night.''
Maggie (Meg Ryan) about her ex-boyfriend in Addicted to Love (1997): ''You know Sam, most French men are small. But not this guy . It''s like Godzilla''s tail! He could take out all of Tokyo with that thing!''
Carbo (Jan-Michael Vincent) and Luke Matthews (James Coburn) in Bite the Bullet (1975): - Carbo: 'When a woman does it for money ...' - Luke: 'The man always gets the best of the bargain. Before you take her to bed , she's a thing of beauty ; in bed , an angel of mercy; and afterwards, she's a...' - Carbo: 'A whore ...' - Luke: '...a pillow of peace.'
Michael (Kenneth Nelson) in The Boys in the Band (1970): ''There''s one thing to be said for masturbation : You certainly don''t have to look your best.''
Oscar Wilde: 'Yet each man kills the thing he loves / By each let this be heard / Some do-it with a bitter look / Some with a flattering word / The coward does it with a kiss / The brave man with a sword!'
Jean Howard (Ida Lupino) and Lt. Don Mallory (William Prince) in Pillow to Post (1945): - Jean: 'Love is a beautiful thing .' - Don: 'I get two hours of it every Saturday night at a movie. That's enough for me.'
Retired actress Carlotta Vance (Marie Dressler) in Dinner at Eight (1933): ''If there''s one thing I know it''s men. I ought to. It''s been my life work .''
Retired actress Carlotta Vance (Marie Dressler) in Dinner at Eight (1933): ''If there''s one thing I know it''s men. I ought to. It''s been my life work .''
Felix/Baron Von Gaigern (John Barrymore) to Grusinskaya (Greta Garbo) in Grand Hotel (1932): ''You must believe one thing . You must believe that I love you. That I''ve never known love like this until now.''
Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon) in The Fortune Cookie (1966): 'Funny thing about marriage . It's like being in the army. Everybody knocks it but you'd be surprised how many re-enlist.'
Charlie Bewell (Louis Calhern) to his daughter Susan (Lucille Ball) in Forever, Darling (1956): 'The thing to remember is that in marriage the husband and wife are one... and the husband is the one.'
Jimbo (Joshua Cadman) teaching Gib/Walter Gibson (John Cusack) his method of flirting with girls in The Sure Thing (1985): ''We speak the unspoken language... fluently.''
Doc Holiday (Walter Huston) on the subject of women in The Outlaw (1943): 'They're all alike. There isn't a thing they wouldn't for you - or to you.'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .'' And later: ''Women and me don''t agree.''
Doc Holiday (Walter Huston) on the subject of women in The Outlaw (1943): ''They''re all alike. There isn''t a thing they wouldn''t for you - or to you.''
Doc Holiday (Walter Huston) on the subject of women in The Outlaw (1943): 'They're all alike. There isn't a thing they wouldn't for you - or to you.'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
Maggie (Meg Ryan) about her ex-boyfriend in Addicted to Love (1997): ''You know Sam, most French men are small. But not this guy . It''s like Godzilla''s tail! He could take out all of Tokyo with that thing!''
Therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) and mafia boss Paul Viti (Robert De Niro) in Analyze This (1999): - Dr. Sobel: 'You flew all-the-way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.' - Paul Viti: 'Nah, a pill's cheating . You start with that, the next thing you know you're installing a whole hydraulic system down-there . A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.'
Amanda Shelton (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and Tom Bartlett (Sean Patrick Flanery) in Simply Irresistible (1999): - Amanda : 'My friend told me this thing about men and sex , they think about it 238 times a day.' - Tom: 'That's ridiculous, that would be about every 4 minutes... Yeah, that's about right.' - Amanda : 'I've been here 20 minutes.'
Georgia King (Gena Rowlands) and her daughter Emma Rae (Kyra Sedgwich) talking about Eddie Buchon (Dennis Quaid) who cheated on his wife in Something to Talk About (1995): - Georgia : ''What could he have been thinking of?'' - Emma: ''Probably the same thing he was thinking with.''
Dave (James Stewart) overcoming his suspicions and jealousy towards Whitey (Jean Harlow) in Wife vs. Secretary (1936): ''All the fighting and worrying people do always seem to be about one thing ; they don''t trust each other. Well, I''ve found this out : Don''t look for trouble where there isn''t any because if you don''t find it , you''ll make-it . Just believe in someone.''
Jerry Warrimer (Cary Grant) just before falling prey to such suspicions himself in The Awful Truth (1937: ''That''s the trouble with most marriages today. People are always imagining things. The road to Reno is paved with suspicions. The first thing you know they all end up in a divorce court.''
Jerry Warrimer (Cary Grant) just before falling prey to such suspicions himself in The Awful Truth (1937): ''That''s the trouble with most marriages today. People are always imagining things. The road to Reno is paved with suspicions. The first thing you know they all end up in a divorce court.''
Bernie La Plante (Dustin Hoffman) in Hero (1992): ''The thing about kids is, they''re so young they don''t know nothing yet. When you''re a kid, you think you''re gonna grow up to be a wonderful person, instead of an asshole like everybody else.''
Richard (Don Galloway) to Sam (Tom Berenger) and Nick (William Hurt) in The Big Chill (1983): ''The thing about kids is their instant priorities. You know you have to protect them and provide for them and sometimes it means your life isn''t exactly the way you want it to be. But you set your priorities and that''s the way life is.''
Therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) and mafia boss Paul Viti (Robert De Niro) in Analyze This (1999): - Dr. Ben Sobel: ''You flew all-the-way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.'' - Paul Viti: ''Nah, a pill''s cheating . You start with that, the next thing you know you''re installing a whole hydraulic system down-there . A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.''
Ned Ravine''s (Armand Assante) voice over commentary about Lola Cain (Sean Young) in Fatal Instinct (1993): ''Funny thing about women. They''ll do anything to keep up appearances. Take Lola Cain. She''d rather look like a hardcase with bloody knuckles than a soft touch with a soiled reputation . Still, I had to admit, there was something about her that made me sweat bullets .''
Clifford Stern (Woody Allen), a married man , tells his niece Jenny (Jenny Nichols) about his infatuation with Holly Reed (Mia Farrow) in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989): ''My heart says one thing my head says another. It''s very hard to get your head and heart together in life . (...) In my case they''re not even friendly .''
Lena O''connor (Thelma Ritter) to Samantha ''Sam'' Blake (Joanne Woodward) in A New Kind of Love (1963): ''One thing a fellah doesn''t want from a girl is surprises. Forty percent of all divorce cases start on honeymoon night.''
Charlie Bewell (Louis Calhern) giving fatherly advice to his daughter Susan Dewell Vega (Lucille Ball) on her wedding day in Forever, Darling (1956): ''The thing to remember is that in marriage the husband and wife are one... and the husband is the one.''
Georgia King (Gena Rowlands) and her daughter Emma Rae (Kyra Sedgwich) talking about Eddie Buchon (Dennis Quaid) who cheated on his wife in Something to Talk About (1995): - Georgio: ''What could he have been thinking of?'' - Emma: ''Probably the same thing he was thinking with.''
Comicus (Mel Brooks) in History of the World - Part I (1981): ''The only thing we Romans don''t have a god for is premature-ejaculation , but I hear that''s coming quickly!''
Garrett Breedlove (Jack Nicholson) and Aurora Greenway (Shirley MacLaine) in Terms of Endearment (1983): - Garrett: 'Trust me about this one thing . You need a lot of drinks.' - Aurora: 'To break the ice?' - Garrett: 'To kill the bug that you have up your ass .'
Ted (Lawrence Monoson) in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984): 'Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do .Look, first rule of love : never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do-it with someone new.' SOMETIMES MEANNESS AND REJECTION IS FLIRTING IN DISGUISE
Nina (Mia Farrow) to her daughter Gwyn (Sarah Jessica Parker) in Miami Rhapsody (1994): ''It''s a funny thing . When I was a kid I thought that romance was flowers and candy and moonlight walks, but now all I want is someone to hold my hand while a pick lawn furniture.''
Nick (Anthony Quinn) a Greek desperately in-love-with his bigoted Irish neighbor Rose Muldoon (Maureen O''Hara) in Only the Lonely (1991): ''You''ve forgotten what a sweet thing romance can be. Come to my bed . You will never leave.''
Benjy Stone (Mark Linn-Baker) and Alan Swan (Peter O''Toole) about women in general in My Favorite Year (1982): - Benjy:''I don''t know what she wants.'' - Alan:''Romance, Stone. That''s the only thing we can be sure they all want.''
Michael (Kenneth Nelson) in The Boys in the Band (1970): ''There''s one thing to be said for masturbation : You certainly don''t have to look your best.''
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to Annie (Diane Keaton) in Annie Hall (1977): ''Don''t knock masturbation! It''s sex with someone I love .'' Off-screen Woody Allen also said: ''I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it''s fantastic.''
Lance (Anthony Edwards) to Walter 'Gib' Gibson (John Cusack) before introducing him to The Sure Thing (1985): 'Tonight is the first night of the rest of your sex-life .'
Amanda Shelton (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and Tom Bartlett (Sean Patrick Flanery) in Simply Irresistible (1999): - Amanda : 'My friend told me this thing about men and sex , they think about it 238 times a day.' - Tom: 'That's ridiculous, that would be about every 4 minutes... Yeah, that's about right.' - Amanda : 'I've been here 20 minutes.'
Gus/Augusta Mally (Sondra Locke) to Ben Shockley (Clint Eastwood) in The Gauntlet (1977): ''You know every woman has her thing about men. Something that turns her on? With me it''s hands, strong hands, like yours.''
Elaine (Kelly Bishop) and Sue (Pat Quinn) in An Unmarried Woman (1978): - Elaine: ''There''s no such thing as total honesty, not with men. They''re all wrapped up in sexual-ego .'' - Sue: ''What the hell is sexual-ego , Elaine?'' - Elaine: ''Never getting enough, always on-the-make , constantly worrying about performing.'' - Sue: ''That''s ridiculous! I know lots of men who are interested in other things besides sex .'' - Elaine: ''Name one.'' - Sue: ''My husband .''
''Tom, there''s a whole lot I don''t understand, but going away ain''t going to ease us. There was a time, when we were on the land, there was a boundary to us then. Old folks died off and little fellahs came. We was always one thing . We was the family . Kind of whole and clear. But now we ain''t clear no more. There ain''t nothing that keeps us clear. (...) We''re cracking up , Tom. There ain''t no family now.'' Ma Joad (Jane Darwell) to her son Tom (Henry Fonda) in The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
Ira Skitch (Will Rogers) to his son-in-law in Mr. Skitch (1933): 'A wife is a wonderful thing and no husband should be without one. Now, Harvey, I'm gonna give you a bit of advice from an old veteran husband to an amateur . The most dangerous year in married life is the first , then comes the second, and the third, and the fourth, and on down . Marriage is an institution. I've been an inmate of that institution long enough to know that the most successful marriage in one where the wife is the boss and don't know it .'
Ira Skitch (Will Rogers) to his son-in-law in Mr. Skitch (1933): 'A wife is a wonderful thing and no husband should be without one. Now, Harvey, I'm gonna give you a bit of advice from an old veteran husband to an amateur . The most dangerous year in married life is the first , then comes the second, and the third, and the fourth, and on down . Marriage is an institution. I've been an inmate of that institution long enough to know that the most successful marriage in one where the wife is the boss and don't know it .'
''It''s a problem being beautiful. It''s only the handsome men that ask us out because they''re the only ones who think they have a chance. And handsome men are dolts. Life is unfair to us. At some point we have to face the certain reality. Despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing ... shopping.'' Ling Woo (Lucy Liu) in Ally McBeal (1997)
Robert Schimmel guest star on the Rodney Dangerfield comedy special Nothin'' Goes Right (1988): ''Some of these guys only like it if they think the girl doesn''t like it ; it''s some sort of weird power trip thing for these guys. It''s like anal-sex . I think if you really wanted to try that with a girl and she said: ''OK, but be really gentle because no one ever did anything like this to me before.'' You''d get the hard-on of a lifetime. But if she said: ''Give me that big dick and drive me around the block .'' You wouldn''t be able to get-it-up if there was money involved.''
'You know , you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything. You don't have to do anything. Not a thing . Oh! maybe just whistle . You know how to whistle , don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow .' Marie Browning/Slim (Lauren Bacall) to Harry Morgan/Steve (Humphrey Bogart) in To Have and Have Not (1944). This phrase is usually remembered as: If you want me, just whistle .
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''

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