kiss:
Etymology: From the Middle English kissen from Old English cyssan .1. To touch or caress with the lips as an expression of love , affection , respect, greeting, or farewell.
2. To engage in mutual caressing with the lips .
3. To touch lightly and gently.
4. A touch or caress with the lips , often with some pressure and suction, as an act of affection , desire , greeting, etc. See also kiss [SYN] and kissonyms for more synonyms.
TRIVIA: The first movie kiss was in the first movie ever made, Thomas Edison's 1896 short reel called The Kiss . See also kissonyms .
QUOTES:
(1) Henny Youngman: ' I've kissed so many women I can do-it with my eyes closed .'
(2) Ivonne Valbrais (Greta Garbo) to lover André Montel (Robert Montgomery) in Inspiration (1931): ' You went to her... with my kisses? '
(3) Bette Davis in Cabin in the Cotton (1932): ' I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair .'
(4) Doris Worthington (Carole Lombard) to Steven (Bing Crosby) in We're Not Dressing (1934): ' Say, do I have to slap your face to make you kiss me? '
(5) Ivan Valadov (Ivan Lebedeff) and Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'to Town (1935):
-- Ivan: ' For one kiss of your lips I'd give half my life .'
-- Cleo: ' See me tomorrow and I'll kiss you twice .'
(6) Morgan (Warren William) and Mavis Arden (Mae West) in Go West, Young Man (1936):
-- Morgan: ' Your lips were made to kiss .'
-- Mavis: ' That's what I use 'em for .'
(7) Bake/Baker (Fred Astaire) and Sherry (Ginger Rogers) in Follow the Fleet (1936):
-- Baker: ' It's swell being with you again. Friends? '
-- Sherry: ' Friends .'
-- Baker: ' Let's kiss-and-make-up .'
-- Sherry: ' No, let's just make-up . That will give you something to work for .'
(8) The Societ envoy Ninotchka (Greta Garbo) after being been kissed by the French Count Leon (Melvyn Douglas) in Ninotchka (1939): ' That was restful. Again .'
(9) Ninotchka (Greta Garbo) and Count Leon (Melvyn Douglas) in Ninotchka (1939):
-- Ninotchka: ' Lets form our own party .'
-- Count Leon: ' Lovers of the world unite! '
-- Ninotchka: ' We won't stretch our arm .'
-- Count Leon: ' No! No! '
-- Ninotchka: ' We won't clench our fist .'
-- Count Leon: ' No! No! '
-- Ninotchka: ' Our salute will be a kiss .'
(10) Flower Belle Lee (Mae West) in My Little Chickadee (1940): ' A man's kiss is like his signature, his identification .'
(11) Banjo (Jimmy Durante) to the nurse in The Man Who Came to Dinner (1942): ' Ah! My beautiful one. (...) I love you madly. (...) Kiss me! I can feel the hot blood pumping through your varicosed veins .'
(12) Maria Acuna (Rita Hayworth) to Robert Davis (Fred Astaire) in You Were Never Lovelier (1942): ' Am I the first girl you never kissed? '
(13) Paula (Lana Turner) kissing with Jonny (Clark Gable) in Somewhere I'll Find You (1942):
-- Paula Lane: ' You oughta have that patented .'
-- Jonny Davis: ' I will, after I work out a few improvements .'
-- Paula Lane: ' I could suggest a couple .'
-- Jonny Davis: ' I'll learn faster if you show me .'
(14) Maria (Ingrid Bergman) to Robert Jordan (Gary Cooper) in For Whom the Bell Tolls (1943): ' I don't know how to kiss ... or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go? '
(15) Dorothy (Laraine Day) in Mr. Lucky (1943): ' He kissed me... right on the north-and-south .'
(16) Louis Blore/King Louis XV (Red Skelton) chasing May Daly/Madame du Barry (Lucille Ball) around the room in Du Barry Was a Lady (1943):
-- Louis: ' Can't you see I'm hungry for a kiss? '
-- May: ' You're just hungry .'
(17) Bing Crosby kissing Betty Hutton in Here Come the Waves (1944): 'Sorry to disappoint you, Suzy. I kiss is just a kiss .'
(18) Michael Valentine (Bob Hope) kissing the Kitrina Grimovitch (Signe Hasso) in Where There's Life (1947): ' Say, this could be habit-forming .'
(19) Wilber 'Squeezebox' McCoy (Lou Costello) in Comin' Round the Mountain (1951): ' Anybody who'd kiss me would kiss anybody .'
(20) Junior (Bob Hope) in Son of Paleface (1952): ' I like to kiss this girl because she has just the type of lips I like, one on top and one on the bottom .'
(21) Karen Holmes (Deborah Kerr) to Sgt. Milton Warden (Burt Lancaster) in From Here To Eternity (1953): ' I never knew it could be like this. Nobody ever kissed me the way you do .'
(22) Abigail Parker (Dorothy Malone) to Rick Todd (Dean Martin) in Artists and Models (1955): ' I like being kissed, I love it . Under the mistletoe, in the dark , early in the morning, lunchtime, tea time, cocktail time, any time... but I don't want to be kissed by you .'
(23) Dick Harper (George Segal) and Jane (Jane Fonda) in Fun with Dick and Jane (1977):
-- Dick: ' Would you be embarassed if I kissed you in a public place? '
-- Jane: ' I'd be embarassed if you kissed me in a private place with all these people around .'
(24) Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982): ' My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face .'
(25) Jack Noah (Richard Dreyfuss), as dictator Alphonso Simms, to Madonna Mendez (Sonia Braga) in Moon Over Parador (1988): ' I want to kiss you so bad I could spit .'
(26) Steven Mill (Dan Aykroyd) and Celeste (Kim Basinger) in My Stepmother is an Alien (1988):
-- Steve: ' Would you mind if I kissed you? '
-- Celeste: ' Does it hurt? '
-- Steve: ' Not the way I do-it .'
(27) Breathless Mahoney (Madonna) to Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty) (1990): ' I know the feeling. You don't know if you want to kiss me or hit me. I get a lot of that. '
(28) Harris K . Telemacher (Steve Martin) in L.A. Story (1991): ' A kiss may not be the truth but it is what we wish were true .'
(29) Kate (Meg Ryan) in French Kiss (1995): ' A kiss is where the romance is .'
(30) Doris (Bette Midler) to Harry (Gene Hackman) in Get Shorty (1995): ' Harry Zimm. You look like a wet-kiss .'
Synonyms: box-tonsils, buss, chuck-a-slob, do-a-fade-out, do-face-time, exchange-spit(s), French-kiss, give-someone-the-works, give-tonsil-lectomy, goo-it, hang-a-goober, have-some-lip-action, hit and miss / hit or miss (rhyming slang), hot-tongue, joining-faces, kiss-kiss, lip-work, lock-lips, make-kissy-face, make-licky-face, make-out, make-smacky-lips, maw, mesh, mouth-wrestle, neck, osculate, pass-secrets, peck, plant-a-big-one, plant-one, plant-a-kissy-poo, play-lickey-face, play-smacky-lips, play-tonsil-hockey, smack, smash-mouth, smooch, smouch, smoodge, smooge, smouge, snog, soul-kissing, spit-swapping, suck-face, swab-the-tonsils, swapping-spit, throw-the-tongue, tongue-kissing, tongue-wrestle, tonsil-swab, trade-spit, wet-kissing, zoom in,
TYPES OF KISS(ING):, butterfly (flutter/kiss), deep-kiss, double-butterfly, Esquimo kiss, French-kiss, Frenchy, heavenly bliss (rhyming slang), kisseltoe, (a) lip salute, lip sucking kiss, little-tongue-sushi, MKA, MLA, Major Kiss Action, mouth-wrestling, osculation, PDA, Public-Display-of-Affection, peck, plonker, pucker-up, scoop, smack, smack-in-the-puss, smacker, snog, soul-kiss, tongue-kiss, tongue-sushi, tonsil-hockey, tonsil-lectomy, tonsil swab(bing), tulip-sauce, wet-kiss, wet-one, biting-kiss, flow a kiss, boodle, face-time, farewell kiss, hicky (hickey), paper-kiss(es), talking-kiss Link to this page:
See Also: all the way, alternating flame, analinctus, analingus, anatomically correct, anilingus, anolinctus, anolingus, around the world, around the world in eighty ways, ass-kisser, ass-licker, ass-licking, assmosis, attitudes, Australian sex, bachelor's fare, bambi, bambi sex, basiter, basitrix, basoexia, basorexia, basorgasmus, basorthosis, bill and coo, billie-coo, biting kiss, blow a kiss, blow job, body worship, BOLTOP, boodle, bottom-sucker, box tonsils, breeder, brown all 'round, brown-nose, brown-noser, bump pelvis, buss, butterfly, butterfly flutter, caress, casual contact, cave man, cheek kiss, cheeks, cheese and kisses, cheilogusia, chew, chew it, chuck a slob, come on, cooler, crave, creature of the night, cunnilinguist, cunniphilemia, deep kiss, dirty work at the crossroads, do a fade-out, do face time, do the grand tour, donkey kisser, double butterfly, egg McMuff, egg McMuffin, Eskimo kiss, exchange spit(s), exchanging loads, face time, fast chick, fast girl, fast lady, fast woman, felching, first base, fore-pleasure, French, French kiss, French kissing, Frenchy, frog prince, fucked without getting kissed, get to first base, give some sugar, give someone some sugar, give someone the works, give tonsil-lectomy, go all the way, go around the world, go the length, go the limit, go the whole way, goo it, grand tour, gypsy's, gypsy's kiss, hang a goober, have a gypsy's, have some lip action, heavenly bliss, heck bite, hecklace, Hector's pecking, hickey, hit and miss, hit or miss, Hollywood, home base, home plate, home run, hot tongue, hygrophilematous, joining faces, jowl, Kama Sutra, kiss, kiss and be friends, kiss and make up, kiss ass, kiss bite, kiss of peace, kiss off, kiss-kiss, kisseltoe, kisser, kissing tackle, kissing trap, kissonyms, kissy-face, KS, lip salute, a, lip work, lip-sucking kiss, little tongue sushi, lock lips, lollygag, love bite, mackin', make kissy-face, make licky-face, make love, make out, make out with, make smacky-lips, make up, making out, maw, mesh, MKA, MLA, monkey bite, mouth, mouth wrestle, mouth wrestling, neck, necking, north and south, oragenital sex, oral coitus, oral copulation, oral eroticism, oral genitalism, oral intercourse, oral sex, oral stimulation, oral-genital sex, oralism, orogenital sex, orolabial stimulation, oscula me, osculate, osculation, osculatory, outercourse, Póg mo thón, pass secrets, PDA, peck, pet, petting, philemaphobia, philematology, philematophobia, plant a big one, plant a kissy-poo, plant one, plates and dishes, play kissy, play kissy-face, play kissy-poo, play lickey-face, play smacky-lips, play snuggle-bunnies, play tonsil hockey, plonker, private parts, public display of affection, pucker up, Purple Heart, put out, scoop, second base, sexual behavior, shag tags, smack, smack in the puss, smacker, smash mouth, smooch, smooching, smoodge, smooge, smouge, snog, snooch, snowball, snowballing, snowdropping, soul kiss, soul kissing, spank, spit bath, spit swapping, spoon, storm and stripes, strawberry kiss, suck face, suck head, suckers, swab the tonsils, SWAHAAK, SWAK, swallow the worm, swap spit, swapping spit, sycophant, take a trip around the world (in eighty ways), talking kiss, thelebasiate, third base, throw the tongue, tip the velvet, tongue bath, tongue kiss, tongue kissing, tongue sushi, tongue wrestle, tongue wrestling, tonsil hockey, tonsil swab, tonsil swabbing, tonsil-lectomy, toss a salad, toss the salad, trade spit, trip around the world, tulip sauce, tunnel of love, typhlobasia, uptown gal, vampire, wack job, wear, wench, wet kiss, wet kissing, wet one, whack job, White Russian, X, XXX, zoom in
Quotes Containing kiss:
Kate (Meg Ryan) in French Kiss (1995): ''A kiss is where the romance is.''
Unknown: ''A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better then one.''
Anna/Olga (Janet Leigh) to Jim (John Wayne) in Jet Pilot (1957): ''One minute I want to kill you and the next I want to... kiss you... and kiss you, and kiss you. (...) I''ve never met anyone before who aroused and revolted me in the same proportion.''
Bing Crosby kissing Betty Hutton in Here Come the Waves (1944): ''Sorry to disappoint you, Suzy. I kiss is just a kiss .''
Wilber ''Squeezebox'' McCoy (Lou Costello) in Comin'' Round the Mountain (1951): ''Anybody who''d kiss me would kiss anybody.''
American-Canadian Kate (Meg Ryan) to Frenchman Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995):''A kiss is where the romance is.''
Porthos (Oliver Platt) to D''Artagnan (Chris O''Donnell) in The Three Musketeers (1993): ''D''Artagnan, if you are to be a proper musketeer you shall have to be schooled in the manly art of wenching. (...) The secret of wenching is in the first kiss for in that first kiss a lasting impression is made. Right, ladies? If it is weak she''ll think you''re weak. If it is comical she''ll think you''re a clown. (...) And as a musketeer is never weak and only rarely a clown you''re first kiss must be all the things that you are. Like this.''
Ivan (Ivan Lebedeff) and Cleo (Mae West) in Goin''to Town (1935): - Ivan Valadov: ''For one kiss of your lips I''d give half my life .'' - Cleo Borden: ''See me tomorrow and I''ll kiss you twice.''
Maria (Ingrid Bergman) to Robert Jordan (Gary Cooper) in For Whom the Bell Tolls (1943): ''I don''t know how to kiss ... or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?''
Flower Belle Lee (Mae West) in My Little Chickadee (1940): ''A man''s kiss is like his signature, his identification.''
Vantine (Jean Harlow) asking Dennis Carson (Clark Gable) for a goodbye kiss in Red Dust (1932): ''Gee, Dennis, I don''t want any ceremony but turn around and give me the works. ''
Bette Davis in Cabin in the Cotton (1932): ''I''d love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.''
Robin (Cary Elwes) and Marian (Amy Yasbeck) in Robin Hood. Men in Tights (1993): - Robin: ''Darling, I''m ready for that kiss now.'' - Marian: ''But first , I must warn you. It could only be a kiss for I am a virgin and could never go-all-the-way .'' - Robin: ''But...'' - Marian: ''Unless, of course, I were married . Or if a man pledged his endless love to me. Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me. Or if he were really cute .''
Robin (Cary Elwes) and Marian (Amy Yasbeck) in Robin Hood. Men in Tights (1993): - Robin: ''Darling, I''m ready for that kiss now.'' - Marian: ''But first , I must warn you. It could only be a kiss for I am a virgin and could never go-all-the-way .'' - Robin: ''But...'' - Marian: ''Unless, of course, I were married . Or if a man pledged his endless love to me. Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me. Or if he were really cute .''
Lancelot (Richard Gere) in First Knicht (1995): ''I dare not kiss so lovely a lady . I have but one heart to lose.''
Frank Musso (Joe Mantegna) about Norma Jean (Cassidy Rae) in National Lampoon''s Favorite Deadly Sins (1995): ''She was the only woman I ever met who could French-kiss through bulletproof glass.''
Vada Saltenfuss (Anna Chlumsky) in My Girl 2 (1994): ''Life''s full of babaric customs, but I hope they all end with a kiss like that.''
'What's a joint like this doing in a girl like you?' Dino's (Dean Martin) sexual innuendo in Kiss Me, Stupid (1954)
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O''Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): ''I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we''re alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. (...) Scarlett! Look at me. I''ve loved you more than I''ve ever loved any woman and I''ve waited longer for you than I''ve ever waited for any woman . (...) Here''s a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You''re a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.''
Luis Molina (William Hurt) in Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985): ''The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you''ll never feel unhappy again.''
Ingrid Bergman: ''A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.''
Lancelot (Richard Gere) in First Knicht (1995): ''I dare not kiss so lovely a lady . I have but one heart to lose.''
Captain Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): 'I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we're alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. Scarlett! Look at me. I've loved you more than I've ever loved any woman and I've waited longer for you than I've ever waited for any woman . Here's a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.'
Doris (Bette Midler) to Harry (Gene Hackman) in Get Shorty (1995): ''Harry Zimm. You look like a wet-kiss .''
Dorothy Parker (Jenifer Jason Leigh) in Mrs.Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994): ''I''d kiss you, but I''m not sure it would come-out right.''
Harris K . Telemacher (Steve Martin) in L.A. Story (1991): ''A kiss may not be the truth but it is what we wish were true.''
Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) in Dead Men Don''t Wear Plaid (1982): ''My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face .''
Jack Noah (Richard Dreyfuss), as dictator Alphonso Simms, to Madonna Mendez (Sonia Braga) in Moon Over Parador (1988): ''I want to kiss you so bad I could spit .''
Junior (Bob Hope) in Son of Paleface (1952): ''I like to kiss this girl because she has just the type of lips I like, one on top and one on the bottom .''
Doris Worthington (Carole Lombard) to Steven (Bing Crosby) in We''re Not Dressing (1934): ''Say, do I have to slap your face to make you kiss me?''
Breathless Mahoney (Madonna) to Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty) (1990): ''I know the feeling. You don''t know if you want to kiss me or hit me. I get a lot of that.''
Professor Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) to Eliza Doolittle (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): ''You find me cold , unfeeling, selfish, don''t you? Very well then! Marry some sentimental hog or other with a thick pair of lips to kiss you with and a thick pair of boots to kick you with. If you can''t appreciate what you got, you''d better get what you can appreciate .''
Wally Fields (Jack Sheldon) and Loretta (Dori Brenner) in For the Boys (1991): - Wally: ''What would I have to give you for one little kiss?'' - Loretta: ''Chloroform.''
Kate (Meg Ryan) and Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Luc: ''You were how old when you lost it?'' - Kate: ''It? What it?'' - Luc: ''You know , it . It. Your flower .''-- Kate: ''My flower?''
Breathless Mahoney (Madonna) to Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty) in Dick Tracy (1990): ''I know the feeling. You don''t know if you want to kiss me or hit me. I get a lot of that.''
Charles (Timothy Hutton) who broke his engagement to Kate (Meg Ryan) after falling head-over-heels in-love-with a French girl in Paris in French Kiss (1995): - Charles: ''I feel so totally, horribly guilty.'' - Kate: ''Oh, listen, don''t feel guilty because then I''ll start feeling guilty that I made you feel guilty, and... You know , actually, that was the old me. Just feel guilty. Swim in it till your fingers get all pruny.''
Oscar Wilde: 'Yet each man kills the thing he loves / By each let this be heard / Some do-it with a bitter look / Some with a flattering word / The coward does it with a kiss / The brave man with a sword!'
In Kiss of Death (1995): - Little Junior Brown: ''I got an acronym for myself. B-A-D. B-A-D. Balls, attitude, determination. You should get an acronym for yourself.'' - Jimmy Kilmartin: ''How about F-A-B .''
In Kiss of Death (1995): - Little Junior Brown: ''I got an acronym for myself. B-A-D. B-A-D. Balls, attitude, determination. You should get an acronym for yourself.'' - Jimmy Kilmartin: ''How about F-A-B .''
In Kiss of Death (1995): - Little Junior Brown: ''I got an acronym for myself. B-A-D. B-A-D. Balls, attitude, determination. You should get an acronym for yourself.'' - Jimmy Kilmartin: ''How about F-A-B .''
In Kiss of Death (1995): - Little Junior Brown: ''I got an acronym for myself. B-A-D. B-A-D. Balls, attitude, determination. You should get an acronym for yourself.'' - Jimmy Kilmartin: ''How about F-A-B .''
A sketch on The Pepsodent Show. (Bob''s script called for a simple ''Okay''.) - Hedy Lamarr: ''I''ll meet you in front of the pawn shop.'' - Bob Hope: ''Okay, Dottie, and then you can kiss me under the balls .''
Matthew Hollis (Michael Caine) and Jennifer Lyons (Michelle Johnson) Blame It on Rio (1984) - Matthew: ''Kiss you!? I ought to spank you!'' - Jennifer:''Oh, please, and bite me too.''
Mitch Hennessy (Samuel L. Jackson) to Charlene Baltimore (Geena Davis) coming-on to him in The Long Kiss Goodnight (1997): ''Get real, sweetheart . I ain''t handsome , I ain''t rich, and the last time I got blown candy bars cost a nickel.''
Two gay males, Terry and Warren (Anthony Barrile) in Kiss me Guido (1998): - Terry: ''Me, I''m versatile . I like to be a top or a bottom .'' - Warren: ''Oh, please, Terry. You have bottom stamped on your forehead.''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Stuart (James Spader) in Wolf (1997): - Will: ''You are such a polished ass-kisser it takes my breath away.'' - Stuart: ''I kiss ''em like I see ''em''.''
''You find me cold , unfeeling, selfish, don''t you? Very well then! Marry some sentimental hog or other with a thick pair of lips to kiss you with and a thick pair of boots to kick you with. If you can''t appreciate what you got, you''d better get what you can appreciate .'' Professor Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) to Eliza Doolittle (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938)
Pino (Anthony de Sando) and a lesbian in Kiss Me Guido (1998): - Pino: ''You''re a lesbian? Hey, I''m sorry. You like girls? That''s cool , me too, but you have no desire to do-it with a guy?'' - Lesbian: ''Do you?'' - Pino: ''That''s disgusting!'' - Lesbian: ''Exactly.''
Kate (Meg Ryan) and Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''Do you believe in-love , the kind that lasts forever?'' - Luc: ''I loved my mother .'' - Kate: ''Everybody loves their mother . Even people who hate their mother love their mother .''
Kate (Meg Ryan) and Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''Do you believe in-love , the kind that lasts forever?'' - Luc: ''I loved my mother .'' - Kate: ''Everybody loves their mother . Even people who hate their mother love their mother .''
Two gay males, Terry (Craig Chester) and Warren (Anthony Barrile), in Kiss me Guido (1998): - Terry: ''Me, I''m versatile . I like to be a top or a bottom .'' - Warren: ''Oh, please, Terry. You have bottom stamped on your forehead.''
Wally Fields (Jack Sheldon) and Loretta (Dori Brenner) in For the Boys (1991): - Wally: 'What would I have to give you for one little kiss?' - Loretta: 'Chloroform.'
Vicky (Elizabeth McGovern) and Jerry (Beau Bridges) in Women & Men. Stories of Seduction (1990): - Jerry: 'Kiss me, beautiful.' - Vicky:'Do you mind if I throw-up first?'
Joseph Miller/Joe (Ben Lyon) and Julie Kirk (Claudette Colbert) in I Cover the Waterfront (1933): - Joe: 'You wouldn't go-for a kiss , would you?' - Julie: 'No. Not very far.'
Madge (Bette Davis) in Cabin in the Cotton (1932):'I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.' She says it with a thick accent: 'Ah'd love t'kiss you but ah jes washed mah hayuh.'
Quentin Hapsburg (Robert Goulet) and Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2 . The Smell of Fear (1991): - Quentin: ''Que sera, sera. You do speak-French , don''t you?'' - Drebin: ''Unfortunately, no . But I do kiss that-way .''
Guy Mann (Jonathan Banks) and Gwen Leonard (Sharon Lawrence) who kisses him in the TV series Fired Up (1997): - Guy: ''You know , you have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince.'' - Gwen: ''There, one frog closer.''
Pino (Anthony de Sando) and a lesbian in Kiss Me Guido (1998): - Pino: ''You''re a lesbian? Hey, I''m sorry. You like girls? That''s cool , me too, but you have no desire to do-it with a guy?'' - Lesbian: ''Do you?'' - Pino: ''That''s disgusting!'' - Lesbian: ''Exactly.''
Dot Matrix, a robot chaperoning Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) in Spaceballs (1987) and Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) who was about to kiss her when the alam went off : - Lone Star: ''What was that?'' - Dot Matrix: ''That''s my virgin alarm. It''s programmed to go-off before you do , mister.''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Stuart (James Spader) in Wolf (1997): - Will:''You are such a polished ass-kisser it takes my breath away.'' - Stuart: ''I kiss ''em like I see ''em.''
Two gay males, Terry (Craig Chester) and Warren (Anthony Barrile), in Kiss me Guido (1998): - Terry: 'Me, I'm versatile . I like to be a top or a bottom .' - Warren: 'Oh, please, Terry. You have bottom stamped on your forehead.'
Matthew Hollis (Michael Caine) and Jennifer Lyons (Michelle Johnson) Blame It on Rio (1984): - Matthew: ''Kiss you? I oughta spank you!'' - Jennifer: ''Oh, please, and bite me too.''
Charlie (R.D. Robb) and Marcia (Christine Taylor) in The Brady Bunch Movie (1995): - Charlie : ''Marcia, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth .'' - Marcia: ''It''s called a French-kiss , Charlie .'' - Charlie : ''Um, Marcia, I gotta go. Euh... Something suddenly came up .''
Cousin Vicki (Jane Krakowski) and Audrey Griswold (Dana Barron) in Vacation (1983): - Vicki: ''I''m going steady , and I French-kiss .'' - Audrey: ''So? Everybody does that.'' - Vicki: ''Yeah, but Daddy says I''m the best at-it .''
Marcia Brady (Christine Taylor) and Doug (Shane Conrad) in The Brady Bunch Movie (1995): - Marcia: ''Doug, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth .'' - Doug: ''It''s called a French-kiss .'' - Marcia: ''But I thought you were from Nebraska!''
Edward (Eddie Cantor) kissing Sally at the end of Strike Me Pink (1936): - Sally Eilers: ''Where did you learn to kiss like that?'' - Eddie Pink: ''I used to play a bugle for the boyscouts.''
Morgan (Warren William) and Mavis (Mae West) in Go West, Young Man (1936): - Morgan: ''Your lips were made to kiss .'' - Mavis: ''That''s what I use ''em for.''
Bake(r) (Fred Astaire) and Sherry (Ginger Rogers) in Follow the Fleet (1936): - Baker: ''It''s swell being with you again. Friends?'' - Sherry: ''Friends.'' - Baker: ''Let''s kiss-and-make-up .'' - Sherry: ''No, let''s just make-up . That will give you something to work for.''
Louis Blore/King Louis XV (Red Skelton) chasing May Daly/Madame du Barry (Lucille Ball) around the room in Du Barry Was a Lady (1943): - Louis: ''Can''t you see I''m hungry for a kiss?'' - May: ''You''re just hungry .''
Banjo (Jimmy Durante) to the nurse in The Man Who Came to Dinner (1942): ''Ah! My beautiful one. (...) I love you madly. (...) Kiss me! I can feel the hot blood pumping through your varicosed veins.''
Ninotchka (Greta Garbo) and Count Leon (Melvyn Douglas) in Ninotchka (1939): - Ninotchka: ''Lets form our own party .'' - Count Leon: ''Lovers of the world unite!'' - Ninotchka: ''We won''t stretch our arm .'' - Count Leon: ''No! No!'' - Ninotchka: ''We won''t clench our fist.'' - Count Leon: ''No! No!'' - Ninotchka: ''Our salute will be a kiss .''
Taylor (Mark Harmon) and Veronica (Madeleine Stowe) in Worth Winning (1989): - Taylor: ''Veronica, it is not real life , it is a fairy tale. Come on! Did you ever read The Frog Prince? In that one he''s staying a frog until she kisses him and brings him back to life .'' - Veronica : ''Yeah, well I kissed a lot of frogs and I haven''t met a prince yet.'' - Taylor: ''You''re kissing the wrong frogs. It''s hard to find the right person. It''s a search, a process. I don''t think it''s supposed to be easy.'' -Veronica: ''You know , some say you have to kiss a frog twice.''
Kate (Meg Ryan), whose bags were stolen by a conman at the George V hotel, and Frenchman Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''All men are bastards!'' - Luc: ''Not all. I mean, some are just trying to help.'' - Kate: ''You know , I never thought I''d be the kind of woman to say this, but all men are bastards. '' - Luc: ''The guy who was talking to you, he was....'' - Kate: ''A bastard . A Euro-trash in Armani-kind of bastard .'' - Luc: ''He was wearing a black suit with a yellow shirt?'' - Kate: ''Yeah. You know him? Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other. Bastards!''
Kate (Meg Ryan), whose bags were stolen by a conman at the George V hotel, and Frenchman Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''All men are bastards!'' - Luc: ''Not all. I mean, some are just trying to help.'' - Kate: ''You know , I never thought I''d be the kind of woman to say this, but all men are bastards. '' - Luc: ''The guy who was talking to you, he was....'' - Kate: ''A bastard . A Euro-trash in Armani-kind of bastard .'' - Luc: ''He was wearing a black suit with a yellow shirt?'' - Kate: ''Yeah. You know him? Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other. Bastards!''
Kate (Meg Ryan) and Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Luc: ''You were how old when you lost it?'' - Kate: ''It? What it?'' - Luc: ''You know , it . It. Your flower .'' - Kate: ''My flower? Oh! My flower is none of your business .'' - Luc: ''I ask you because, you know , some people they rush toward the fatal moment, the body''s bursting to discover. Others they guard it like some precious gift and they wait, and wait, and wait.'' - Kate: ''You, I-suppose , rushed.'' - Luc: ''Like a bull .'' - Kate: ''Yeah, I have a picture in my mind. It''s very clear.''
Kate (Meg Ryan) and Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Luc: ''You were how old when you lost it?'' - Kate: ''It? What it?'' - Luc: ''You know , it . It. Your flower .'' - Kate: ''My flower? Oh! My flower is none of your business .'' - Luc: ''I ask you because, you know , some people they rush toward the fatal moment, the body''s bursting to discover. Others they guard it like some precious gift and they wait, and wait, and wait.'' - Kate: ''You, I-suppose , rushed.'' - Luc: ''Like a bull .'' - Kate: ''Yeah, I have a picture in my mind. It''s very clear.''
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