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big conk, big cock:

Catchphrase claiming that the size of a man's penis is directly proportional to the size of his nose; the bigger the nose (conk), the bigger the penis (cock).

Quote: C .D. Bales (Steve Martin), a modern-day Cyranno de Bergerac, and Sophie, an elderly woman in Roxanne (1987):
-- Charlie : ' Hey, Sophie, you know the old saying about a man's nose? '
-- Sophie: ' Oh, you mean how the size of a man's nose relates to the size of his... Oh!! '

See Also: B.F.D., BBW, Betty Bouffant, BIF, big conk, big cock, Big feet, big meat, big girl flamboyant, big legs, big love, big shit, big shot, big wheel, broad in the beam, broad-beamed, BUF(F), gib teesurbs, gib tenuck, go for in a big way, go for in a great big way, go for in large helpings, go in a big way for, haddock pastie, hirsute oyster, mount, piles, poo-bah, showboat, willy wensleydale, winny-popper

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