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taking old one-eye to the optometrist:

Jocular coinage for male masturbation . See masturbation-male for synonyms.
See Also: clap eyes on, clap one's eyes on, codger, lay eyes on, lay one's eyes on, make bedroom eyes at, make eyes at, old bat, old battle-axe, old one-eye, optophobia, set eyes on, set one's eyes on

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