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do-it-yourself:
To masturbate . See masturbation for synonyms.


See Also: big up your chest, D.I.Y., self-disclosure, jerk yourself a soda, Kama Sutra, brace yourself, Sheila,

Quotes Containing do-it-yourself:
Dorothy (Judy Garland) to Hickory, the Tin Woodsman (Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz (1939): ''Don''t cry, you''ll rust yourself again.''
Dorothy (Judy Garland) to Hickory, the Tin Woodsman (Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz (1939): ''Don''t cry, you''ll rust yourself again.''
Dorothy (Judy Garland) to Hickory, the Tin Woodsman (Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz (1939): ''Don''t cry, you''ll rust yourself again.''
Morticia (Anjelica Huston) to Gomez (Raul Julia) in The Addams Family (1991): ''Don''t torture yourself, Gomez. That''s my job .''
Stephen Blume (George Segal) in Blume in Love (1973): 'You see two people in-love somehow you feel a little bit of it yourself.'
Stephen Blume (George Segal) in Blume in Love (1973): 'You see two people in-love somehow you feel a little bit of it yourself.'
Virginia Hill (Annette Bening) to Ben Siegel (Warren Beatty) in Bugsy (1991): 'Why don't you run outside and jerk-yourself-a-soda .'
Anna (Alida Valli) to Holly Martins (Joseph Cotten) in The Third Man (1949): ''Look at yourself. They have a name for faces like that.''
Anna (Alida Valli) to Holly Martins (Joseph Cotten) in The Third Man (1949): ''Look at yourself. They have a name for faces like that.''
Daniel Hillard as Mrs. Doubtfire (Robin Williams) to his estranged wife Miranda (Sally Field) in Mrs. Doubtfire (1993): ''Winston''s idea of foreplay was: Effie, brace yourself.''
Ted (Lawrence Monoson) in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984): 'Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do .Look, first rule of love : never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do-it with someone new.' SOMETIMES MEANNESS AND REJECTION IS FLIRTING IN DISGUISE
Birdie (Sandra Bullock) in Hope Floats (1998): 'Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up . And it will.'
Stella Purdy (Stella Stevens) to Julius Kelp/Buddy Love (Jerry Lewis) in The Nutty Professor (1963): ''I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a lifelong romance and after watching you I know that you and you will be very happy together.''
John Boys (James LeGros) thinking of his promiscuous girlfriend Jessica (Lisa Zane) in Floundering (1994): ''If you want someone to fulfill an image and they don''t you are eventually going to have a big, big problem with who they really are. I thought true-love conquered all. That''s the supreme fiction. If you walk into a room and find yourself instantly attracted to someone there, get the fuck-out of that room because that is the wrong person for you.''
Hannah (Mia Farrow) and Mickey (Woody Allen) after being told that Mickey''s sperm count is too low for procreation in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986): - Hannah: ''Could you have ruined yourself somehow?'' - Mickey : ''How could I ruin myself?'' - Hannah: ''I don''t know . Excessive masturbation?'' - Mickey : ''Hey! You gonna start knocking my hobbies?''
Hannah (Mia Farrow) and Mickey (Woody Allen) after being told that Mickey''s sperm count is too low for procreation in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986): - Hannah: ''Could you have ruined yourself somehow?'' - Mickey : ''How could I ruin myself?'' - Hannah: ''I don''t know . Excessive masturbation?'' - Mickey : ''Hey! You gonna start knocking my hobbies?''
In Kiss of Death (1995): - Little Junior Brown: ''I got an acronym for myself. B-A-D. B-A-D. Balls, attitude, determination. You should get an acronym for yourself.'' - Jimmy Kilmartin: ''How about F-A-B .''
In Kiss of Death (1995): - Little Junior Brown: ''I got an acronym for myself. B-A-D. B-A-D. Balls, attitude, determination. You should get an acronym for yourself.'' - Jimmy Kilmartin: ''How about F-A-B .''
In Kiss of Death (1995): - Little Junior Brown: ''I got an acronym for myself. B-A-D. B-A-D. Balls, attitude, determination. You should get an acronym for yourself.'' - Jimmy Kilmartin: ''How about F-A-B .''
In Kiss of Death (1995): - Little Junior Brown: ''I got an acronym for myself. B-A-D. B-A-D. Balls, attitude, determination. You should get an acronym for yourself.'' - Jimmy Kilmartin: ''How about F-A-B .''
Alan Squier (Leslie Howard) to Gabrielle Maple (Bette Davis) in The Petrified Forest (1936):''You must think of yourself. You want to be a great artist don''t you? Well, you better get used to the idea to being a colossal egotist, selfish to the core.'' EGOTIST / EGOCENTRICITY
Lucy McFadden (Quinn Cummings) and Elliot Garfield (Richard Dreyfuss) in The Goodbye Girl (1977): - Lucy: ''Boy! You don''t think much of yourself, do you?!'' - Elliot: ''Pound for pound , I''ve got the biggest ego this side of St. Louis.''
Fat Sam (John Cassini) and Tallulah (Jodie Foster) in Bugsy Malone (1976): - Fat Sam: ''Tallulah! You spend more time putting yourself up than there are hours in the day.'' - Tallulah: ''Listen, honey! If I didn''t look this good you wouldn''t give me the time of day.''
Jack Burns (Kirk Douglas) to the prison guard Guitierrez (George Kennedy) in Lonely are the Brave (1962): ''Take it easy! Temper like that, one of these days you''ll find yourself riding through town with your belly to the sun, your best suit on , and no place to go but hell .''
Elaine Navazio (Sally Kellerman) and Barney Cashman (Alan Arkin) in Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1972). Elaine is Barney''s first of three unsuccessful attempts at middle-age, extra-marital sex . - Elaine:''Is it possible that you''re actually as cold as you sound?'' - Barney:''I need gloves to take off my underwear .'' - Elaine: ''Flippant, wise and cold . You don''t permit yourself to be honest and open for a minute, do you?'' - Barney:''Barney, I''m gonna give you one free hint so the afternoon isn''t a total write off . If you want undying love and romance , take a guitar and go to Spain. I''m leaving for good. My peek has ebbed.'' - Elaine: ''Cold, callous and unemotional.'' - Barney:''Those are my attorneys. You know where to get in touch with me.''
Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins), Alberta Russell (Kathleen Turner), Sylvie Morrow (Whoopi Goldberg), Alberta and Rebecca again in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Rebecca: 'I just realized that we have all kinds of womanhood here right now. We have a single-woman , a married-woman , a divorced woman and of course the ever present widow.' - Alberta: 'These are just words that describe your marital status, not womanhood . I don't think you ought to describe yourself in that-way , Rebecca.' - Sylvie: 'Why not?' - Alberta: 'Because it implies that we change ourselves around men. I mean, we are who we are irrespective of the company we keep.' - Rebecca: 'Hmm, hmm, which is why ever since some painter screamed for his idot dog with his stupid name we have been unable to utter one intelligent word.'
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: 'I need your advice on moaning.' - Rebecca: 'Moaning?' - Lucy: 'Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you're stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?' - Rebecca: 'Just be natural. Don't act , just be yourself.' - Lucy: 'Becky, we're not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.' - Rebecca: 'Well, it's been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.' - Lucy: 'Hmm, and that's why I do the moaning.' - Rebecca: 'No, that's where you let-go .' - Lucy: 'Let go of what? You're being too vague. Start from the beginning and don't use phrases like 'places inside' and 'hitting the change'. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?'
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: ''I need your advice on moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''Moaning?'' - Lucy: ''Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you''re stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?'' - Rebecca: ''Just be natural. Don''t act , just be yourself.'' - Lucy: ''Becky, we''re not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.'' - Rebecca: ''Well, it''s been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.'' - Lucy: ''Hmm, and that''s why I do the moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''No, that''s where you let-go .'' - Lucy: ''Let go of what? You''re being too vague. Start from the beginning and don''t use phrases like ''places inside'' and ''hitting the change''. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?''
Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) adressing his son''s class in City Slickers (1991):''Value this time in your life , kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices. It goes by so fast. When you''re a teenager , you think you can do anything and you do . Your twenties are a blur. Thirty, you raise your family , you make a little money and you think to yourself: What happened to my twenties? Forties, you grow a little pot belly , you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties, you have a minor surgery. You''ll call-it ''a procedure'' but it''s a surgery. Sixties, you''ll have a major surgery. The music is still loud but it doesn''t matter because you can''t hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, start eating dinner at two o''clock in the afternoon . You have lunch around ten , breakfast the night before. Spend most of your time wandering around malls, looking for the ultimate soft yogourt and muttering: How come the kids don''t call? The eighties, you have a major stroke . You end up blabbering to some Jamaican nurse that your wife can''t stand and that you call mama. Any questions?''


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