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turtle head:

Or: turtle / turtle's-head , an urge to defecate so strong that hard feces is pushing through the anal-sphincter muscles.


(1) Defined in Roger's Profanisaurus (1998) as: ' The initial protrusion of a stool through 'teal towel holder'; the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin .'

(2) Fat Bastard (Mike Myers) in Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): ' First things first . Where's your shitter . I've got a turtle poking out .'

See Also: abnormal forms, all diked out, arse over tit, batty about, be crazy about, be cuckoo over, be swept off one's feet, big head, bone head, cap-a-pie, carrot top, chador, chrome-dome, cracked on, cue-ball, dead nuts on, dick wad, dizzy over, double dong, double dude, dreambox, fall in a big way, far gone on, flip over for, give someone the once-over, give the once over, glans, glans clitoridis, glans clitoris, glans penis, have one's heart doing back flips, have one's heart doing flip-flips, head, head worker, headcheese, helmet, look up and down at, Mexican hairless, mother damnable, napper, noggin, penis glans, silly about, skating rink, skin head, slap head, slaphead, suedehead, swept off one's feet, turn (someone's) head, turnip, turtle, turtle head, turtle's head, virginhead, whoremistress

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