Sexual DictionaryDictionary of the F-Word

hair pie:

Or: fur-pie / muff-pie :

1. The female genitalia and pubic-hair , derived from meat and fur . See vagina for synonyms.

2. An act of oral-sex performed on the vulva . He's full, he's smiling, he just had a hair pie . See cunnilingus for synonyms.

Quote: ' Hairpie is made of excellent meat .' Encyclopedia of Graffiti . R.Reisner & L. Wechsler (1974).

See Also: Apostle's grove, arse beard, Barnet, Barnet Fair, BCH, bear trapper's hat, bearded, beetlebonnet, belly bristles, belly thicket, belly whiskers, bermuda triangle, Betty Bouffant, blend modality, braid cutting, briar pach, brown madam, bumfluff, bushy, butch cut, callitrichous, carpet, carrot head, carrot top, chaetophobia, chemical blonde, clover field, cod cove, cunt carpet, cunt down, cunt hair, curlies, curls, curly hairs, delta, depilate, depilation, depilatory, dick wheat, doormat basher, eat fur pie, eat hair pie, eat muff pie, face-fungus, fanny hair, fanny magnet, fleece, forest bush, fresh axe wound in a bears back, frizzle, front door mat, front garden, fuck fur, fur, fur below, fur pie, furry bush, furry mound, furze, furze-bush, fuzz, fuzzies, garden hedge, goldie-locks, gooseberry bush, grass, green grove, green meadow, gynelophilous, hair pie, hair-job, hairdo, hairy axe wound, hairy pie, hairy pipi, hairy whizzer, hirsute, hirsutism, lawn, leg beard, lovelock, lower wig, mat, mop head, moss, mot-carpet, mowed lawn, muff pie, muffet, Old Frizzle, peroxide blonde, peroxide hair, pieface, piliphiliac, Pink Palace in the Black Forest, plush, pond skum, pubephilia, pubickers, pussy beard, pussy cover, pussy hair, quim wig, quim-whiskers, rubyfruit jungle, rug, shampoo, short and curlies, silent beard, social dandruff, steel woolies, strawberry patch, stubble, sugar bush, tail feathers, tape, thicket, treasure trail, triangle of love, trichoerethism, trichologia, trichophilia, trichophilous, trichophobia, tripsolagnia, twat fuzz, twat mat, twat rug, undergrowth, velcro strips, vertical axe wound with sideburns, wig, woolies, wools, zebra fanny

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