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long pork:

Or: long-pole / long-trade , slang for a large penis or a man with a larger than average penis . It's 12" long, but I don't use it as a rule . See penis for synonyms.
See Also: buggers handles, cold tea, country marriage, cushion creeper, dehorn, double dong, double dude, erectile urogenital appendage, escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its denim cell, ex-bach, female perineal cul-de-sac, female pudendal chamber, female pudendal funnel, female pudendal gimcrack, female pudendal hawsehole, female vulvar apparatus, funk-a-thon, genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion, getting to know yourself personally in the biblical sense, go around the world in eighty ways, hair-job, in the state of single blessedness, indurated male underbelly, informal values, interlabial sanctum muliebre, Irish marathon, keep a date with bobby palm and his five brother, leggy, lipped pudendal entree, long pole, long pork, long trade, longfellow, longhorn, male interfemoral infidel, rosy red reproductive rod, sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights, self-induced penile regurgitation, significant other, snatch box is decorated with red roses, softest part of a woman's torso, sweet tooth, tanpon it long, tardojacia, trial marriage, worshiping the white god of seed

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