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one-eyed trouser snake:

The penis . See penis for synonyms.

QUOTE: Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'

See Also: brown eye miner, clap eyes on, clap one's eyes on, combustoflatulation, cookie crumbs, cut out the eye chatter, go for a snake's hiss, John Thomas, lay eyes on, lay one's eyes on, make bedroom eyes at, make eyes at, mud pies, one-eye(d), one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser snake, optophobia, saucers, set eyes on, set one's eyes on, shmok, snake, snake ranch, stiffy, stoat, tadger, tear in the lily, todger, trouser snake

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