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Colloquialism for penis , especially a hard, erect penis . See penis for synonyms.


(1) Bob Marley: ' I'll push wood, light my fire, can't satisfy my heart's-desire '.

(2) Defined in Roger's Profanisaurus
See Also: 3-Fs, amateur night, ampailang, ampallang, anal beads, brick shithouse, bullwhip, butterfly board, cane, clamp, cleat, clothes pegs, clothes pin, clothespeg, clothespin, dasofallation, delivering the wood, full wood, heat, in heat, lay the wood, monogamy, morning hard-on, morning pride, nyctohylophobia, on the make, polymorphously perverse, pood, poud, pox, pull some lumber, three F's, waiting for wood, wood

Quotes Containing wood:
Peggy Brandt (Amy Yasbeck) to Stanley Ipkiss (Jim Carrey) in The Mask (1994): ''Most of the men in this town think monogamy is some kind of wood .''
Frank Harris (Brad Pitt) about Holly Wood (Kim Basinger) in Cool Word (1992): ''It''s Holly. I think she''s in-heat again.''
Bob Weston (Tony Curtis) to psychologist Helen Gurley Brown (Natalie Wood) in Sex and the Single Girl (1964): ''She''d hit the ceiling if she thought you and me were sitting here alone. You know what she''d figure? She''d figure a broad as pretty as you as got to be on-the-make .''

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