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morning hard-on:

Or: morning-pride / morning-wood , a penile-erection occuring in the morning when waking up . See penis for synonyms.


(1) James Bood (Roger Moore) and Jenny Flex (Alison Doody) in A View to a Kill (1985):
-- James Bond: ' I take-it you spend quite a lot of time in-the-saddle .'
-- Jenny Flex: ' Yes, I love an early ride .'
-- James Bond: ' I'm an early riser myself .'

(2) Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) talking about Stanley (his penis) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): ' He normally gets up half an hour before I do .'

See Also: abortion pill, breakfast nook, morner, morning pride, morning wood, night soil, piss call, piss fat, piss hard-on, pride-of-the-morning, wake up with Jake up

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