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penis:
The male-organ of copulation and urinary excretion, comprising a root , body or shaft , and globular extremity, or glans (penis). Contrary to a popular misconception among young American males, the penis is not a muscle that flexes into erection, nor is it a bone , especially not an air-inflatable/deflatable bone ; a boner is a misnomer. The penis consists principally of two long cylinders of spongy erectile tissue, the corpora cavernosa . An erection is caused by the pressure of blood trapped in those cylinders. During arousal, the nervous system rushes extra blood into the spongy tissue and the engorged cylinders expand compressing the walls of the veins that normally carry blood away. The average erect penis holds eight times as much blood as a flaccid one. The myth that a mans masculinity, virility or ability as a lover are in direct relation to the size of his penis still persists today. See penis for synonyms. SEE ALSO: charactrornym; penis-sizes; personification .
QUOTES:
(1) Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) in Carnal Knowledge (1971) ' Women today are better hung than men! '
(2) Lady Claire Gurney (Coral Browne) to Jack, the lunatic 14th Earl of Gurney (Peter O'Toole) who believes he's God in The Ruling Class (1972): ' All right! If you're God reveal your godhead .' Jack immediately unzips his fly to prove it .
(3) Miles Monroe (Woody Allen), a man put to sleep in 1973 and awakened in 2173 is told by the doctors that the new order view him as an 'alien' and will adapt him to it in Sleeper (1973):
-- Miles: ' What do you mean destroyed?! '
-- Doctor: ' Your brain will be electronically simplified .'
-- Miles: ' My brain! It's my second favorite organ .'
(4) Babs (Martha Smith) masturbating Greg (James Daughton) in National Lampoon's Animal-House (1978): ' Greg, honey , is it supposed to be this soft? '
(5) Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) to Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) in Manhattan (1979): ' My problem is I'm both attracted and repelled by the male-organ .'
(6) Mrs. Evelyn Kelcher (Barbara Harris) to Peggy Sue (Kathleen Turner) in Peggy Sue Got Married (1986): ' Peggy, do you know what a penis is? Stay away from it .'
(7) Laura/Laurette Voleur (Lea Thompson), an impostor posing as a French tutor , flirting with Uncle Jed (Jim Varney) in The Beverly Hillbillies (1993).
-- Laurette: ' Ha-penis is so hard to find .'
-- Uncle Jed: ' Excuse me!? '
-- Laurette: ' Ha-piness? '
-- Uncle Jed: ' Oh, happiness .'
(8) Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock , and you won't come back .'
(9) Charles Panati. Sexy Origins and Intimate Things (1998): ' It is amazing how many slang words mean both 'penis' and 'fool': purz, dork , prick , dick , weenie . Perhaps it's because a horny man thinks with his penis rather than his brain .'
See Also: bald-headed candidate, bald-headed mouse, bald-headed hermit, bald-headed rat, ass-opener, bald man, baton, bean pole, bean-tosser, beating tool, beaver cleaver, beaver lever, bed flute, abominable pants worm, accordion, acucullus, all-beef sausage, angle, anteater, auger, bean-shooter, beef jerky, beef whistle, bell-rope, belly ruffian, belt buster, best friend, best leg of three, big bamboo, Big Ben, big bite, big dipper, billy, billy club, big red, big wand, bit of hard, blow pop, blowtorch, blue steeler, blue-veined custard chucker, blue thimble, blue-veined piccolo, blue veiner, blue-veined throbber, blue-veined steak, blue-veined trumpet, Blind Bob, boneless fish, boneless appendage (of the male), branch, bruiser, bucking bronco, buffing stick, bull point, butt basher, butt smasher, butterfinger, candy cane, candy stick, cannon, carnal member, carnal part, Captain Hightop the Love Commander, catso, cavity probe, charger, chink-stopper, choad, chooza, chopper, chunky monkey, cherry splitter, cobra, cocked gun, cockhead, cockaroony, cockoroony, corker, cory, cracksman, crimson chitterling, crotch cartilage, crumpet-trumpet, crotch cobra, crowd pleaser, cum slinger, cunt-stabber, cunt-stirrer, cunt stretcher, cunt-sticker, Cyclops, dangling participle, dang, dear morsel, delight of women, dick-tator, dick butkiss, dingle, dingle-dangle, dinghy, do-funny, do-jigger, dohinger, donniker, driving post, donkey dick, drumstick, ducky-bird, dydus, eager pleaser, ejac vac, enemy, eleventh finger, erectio penis, extra digit, eye dropper, faggots toothbrush, English sentry, fat peter, fish stick, flap-doodle, foot long, finger puppet, fountain pen, fuck pole, fuck-rod, fucking stick, fucking tool, fud packer, fun bone, fun-stick, funmaker, frigamajig, fuck-meat, gadget, gadso, gearstick d'amour, gear and tool, gear, genital coupler, gearstick, generation tool, generating tool, genital shaft, genital reamer, gentle fist, genital staff, German helmet, gherkin, giggling pin, girl catcher, girlometer, glans, glow stick, glow rod, golden rivet, goober, goose's neck, gooter, goot, hair divider, hairless wonder, hacker, ham and two eggs, handstaff, grinding tool, hard-bit, hard salami, he-thing, helmet, hermit, ho-handle, hodge dog, hoe-handle, hole puncher, holy poker, hugen, humpmobile, hung like a horse, hotchee, idol, intromittent organ, Irish rise, jackhammer, jackalope, jacktool, jean tent, Jewish corned beef, Jewish nightcap, Jewish national, jig-jigger, jiggle bone, Jimbo, jizz jemmy, jolly roger, Jolly Red Giant, joy knob, joy prong, key to heaven, kickapoo, kielbasa, kosher meat, kosher dill, kosher pickle, lad, the, ladies' delight, ladies' plaything, king-member, king's iron, lever, little dipper, little finger, liver turner, Little Elvis, long dong, log, longfellow, love dart, love gun, love handle, love length, love meat, love tool, love truncheon, love stick, love-rod, love-wand, love sausage, longhorn, louisville slugger, love trumpet, love torpedo, loves engine, lust bone, lust sword, lust shaft, maggot, male intruder, male gladiolus, male genital dispenser, male member, male genital teat, male genital appendage, male genital club, male begetting organ, male genital probe, Major Woody, male membrum erectum, male organon, male satisfier, male poker, male pendant, male mandrel, male pudendal trifler, male sex(ual) organ, male insinuator, male sinker, mallet, male urogenitial horn, male sexual organon, man-bone, male knout, man-meat, man's third leg, manmeat, man's best leg of three, manroot, marriage gear, masculine part, master of ceremonies, master tool, master member, mating tool, mating meat, middle stump, mighty meat, middle finger, milk bone, merrymaker, mole, muff missile, muscle (of love), missile, Mister Softy, nameless thing, natural member, nature's scythe, noodle, nutty buddy, obelisk, Old Faithless, Omar the tentmaker, one-eyed demon, one-eyed wonder worm, one-eyed pants mouse, one-eyed brother, one-eyed wonder, one-eyed zipper snake, one-eyed monk, one-eyed worm, one-eyed monster, one-eyed whale, onion skin, one-eyed Bob, organum virile, Oscar Meyer, pantilever, pants philistine, pecker wood, peacemaker, pee-dee, peezel, pen, penile erection, penicillus, peppermint stick, penis in erectus, perch, peter, pet snake, phallic cleaver, phallic prod, phallic quencher, phallic pendant, phallic scratcher, phallic pencil, pickle, picklock, piddler, pike, pikestaff, pinga, piss hard, piss handle, piss-pipe, pizzler, pixie stick, plunger, pocket fisherman, pogo-stick, poker, piston, point, poontanger, pork dagger, pork sword, potent regiment, prick-proud, prick-stand, prick-pride, pork enema, princock, pudendal intruder, punisher, the, pussy plunger, pussy diver, pussy-poker, pussy feeder, pussy pleaser, pussy-fucker, pussy-sticker, pup, purple lollipop, puppy, pylon, quiff-splitter, ramrod, ram charger, rammer, rat, red cap, red hot poker, redcap, red lobster, rig, rocket, purple throbber, rod-on, Rodney, rod of love, roto-rooter, roundhead, rudder, Rupert, salami, schmeegle, salty dog, screwdriver, semen shooter, Senator Packwood, sex stalk, sex meat, sexing piece, shlong, sex bone, short leg, shtick, shriveller, silky appendage, skinclad tube, slurpee, small person, snatch pointer, snotty, spitfire, spiked phallus, spitting cobra, spooge gun, spout, spurm gun, stalk, standing member, staff, steak, stem, stemmer, sticker, sticky finger, stiff stander, stickshift, stiff-on, stiff one, stiff peter, stocking stuffer, stout warrior, stretcher, stud meat, sword, swizzle stick, tadge, superdick, tail-line, tan-trouser(ed) snake, teeny-weeny, tent peg, third leg, throbbing muscle of pure love, throb knob, throbbing python (of love), throbbing member, thumb of love, tiki-tiki, toobsnake, tonsil wrench, toobsteak, tool of pleasure, toot meat, tossergash, touch-trap, towel rack, trombone, trouser trick, tube-steak of love, trumpet, truncheon, tube-steak, tube of meat, turkey baster, turgid bayonet, twanger, tweeterfrank, trouser truncheon, Uncle Dick, underpant eel, unit, vaginal dilator, wammer, upscope, vomer, water pistol, wee-man, whammer, whang, whoopie stick, wigga-wagga, willy the burping worm, wishbone, wire, womb broom, womb ferret, womb brush, womb cannon, women pleaser, wong, wonger, woofer, yang fella, yack, zoob, zucchini, zubb, zoobrick, zubrick, Woodrow, woody, worm, worm with a nazi helmet, wrinkled dick, wurst, yardage, yogurt rifle, yosh, yutz, zab, zipperfish, wooter, Woody Johnson, won ton, womb bruiser, winkie wankie woo, with his tail high, wingdoodle, wild rogue, whore-pipe, wedge bone, whang bone, wheezer, whip whistle, white owl, whangdoodle, whanger, welt, well-knobbed, wazzock, wag, walking tripod, urinary petcock, urogenital tailpiece, useless, the, wang bone, wank stick, wang-tang, wanger, wangdoodle, wankrod, water spout, vegetable stick, veiny salami, vein laden meatpipe, veiney bang stick, verge, vibrating masturbator, virgins dream, virile member, virile reflex, voorsch, unsliced bologna, up-pointed male spike, unemployed, the, Uncle Jim and the twins (at attention), trouser trout, trypan, twiddle-diddler, twig and berries, ugly little dog Dick, turtleneck sweater, turnip, tumescent, tumefied phallus, tug muscle, trouser snake, trouser worm, trap stick, tree of life, tree of love, trifle, Tricky Dicky, trouser mauser, tickle-gizzard, tiddelly pod, tickle faggot, toothache, torch of Cupid, tosh, tilt on one's kilt, tired-rabbit, tittle-bat, tom-tom, tong, thingummy, three card trick, thorn (in the flesh), thingamaling, thingie, temporary priapism, tenant-in-tail, tender tumour, terror of virgins, tannhauser, tarzoon, tallywag(ger), teapot, teenie-weenie, Sunday best, sugar stick, tail high, tail pike, tail tackle, tail pin, Stumpy, string and nuggets, Stormy Dick, stonker, stonk, stonk-on, stiff prick, stinger, sticky spud gun, stiff-and-stout, stiff deity, steel beam, stand-on, stand, standard, standing, Spunky, rubigo, spindle, sporting some wood, solicitor general, the, spermapositor, small arm, sleeping beauty, silent flute, sinbad, skin flute, short arm, shove-straight, sex organon, shmok, shmendrik, shooting stick, shooting iron, sexocet missile, sexual organon, shaft of Cupid, shit stick, serpent, sensitive truncheon, sensitive plant, schwantz, schwanz, scorz, salty yogurt slinger, roly-poly, rosy red reproductive rod, rolling pin, Roger the Lodger, roaring horn, pus-rod, rock python, rock formation, rod, rigid digit, rise in the Levis, roaring jack, Richard, Rector of the Females, quim-stick, quim-wedge, radish, python, quim-stake, quickening peg, purple-veined tonsil-tickler, putter, pilgrims staff, puny prick, pump handle, pump action mottgun, pudendus, pudendal trifler, popsicle, pronger, proud inclination of the flesh, prickle, pride-of-the-morning, Prince Everhard of the Netherlands, prigpas, privy limb, porridge gun, portable pocket rocket, popsicle stick, pitch a tent, pointer, placket-racket, piston rod, pissworm, pioneer of nature, pinkler, pimple-prick, phallus adamantus, pichita de oro, piccolo, peenie, phallus rigidus, phallus induratus, phallating stick, phallic decorum, phallic erection, phallating club, penoclitoris, pendulum, penie, penal dick, pecnoster, peculator pecker, peculiar member, Pedro, pee-pee, pants python, pants worm, paradise strokes, passion stick, passion pole, Pat and Mick, pax wax, on the stand, oak tree, pan handle, organ of generation, organum virile erectum, organ of reproduction, organum virile durum, on the honk, old blind Bob, Old Adam, okra and prunes, Old Hornington, old goat-peter, Old Horny, Old Slimy, old warty cod, old baldy, Old Damocles, nutrageous, naughty toy, Nebuchadnezzar, nervous cane, nether proboscis, nightcrawler, nimrod, nine iron, nippy, Mister Happy, mushroom tip, mutinous rogue, moisture missile, modigger, most precious part(s), Mr. Big, mentula, lung disturber, missile of Venus launched, millimeter-peter, meatus longus, meat flute, meat puppet, membrum virile erectum, member, membrum virile, membrum virile flaccidum, meat cleaver, meat axe, meat for the poor, meat for the butcher, meat dagger, maypole, Marquis of Lorne, marrow-bone, manbone, man steel, man mountain, man root, man muscle, male pound of flesh, Majesty in Purple Cap, His, male monolith, male interfemoral infidel, male cleaver, magic wand, lower male proboscis, machine (of love), Mad Mick, love's pick-lock, love bone, lop cock, love scepter, love pump, little pinkie, key, loaded gun, Little Willy, little engine, lithoid phallus, Little Buddy, Little Peter, little sliver of flesh, Little Dick, Little Dickie, knitting needle, knobster, limbless erast, lingam, lipstick, libido bandido, licorice stick, lamp of life, lanoola, langer, Lazarus, leather cigar, King Kong Dong, Julius Caesar, John Willie, John Thursday, jolly stick, joyknob, jimbrowsky, jiggling bone, jigging bone, jig-jag, Jewish by hospitalization, jenny, jerking iron, Jews lance, jakey, jammy, jap's eye, Irish root, Irish horse, in full orchestra, inch instrument, indurated male underbelly, instrument, instrumentum erectum, human enema, husbandman of nature, holy pole, honorable prick, hopping bug, horse's handbrake, hot dog, hot member, hogger, hock, hidden tumor, Herman the One-eyed German, heat in the meat, helmet pelmet, fiddle bow, having it on, hardened spermapositor, Hardhat Harry, guided missile, hang-down, Hanging Johnny, hambone, ham howitzer, Hamilton Wick, half-mast, Hampton Wick, hand-staff, hairy sausage, half a cob, grew proud below the navel, Gods revenge on a woman, gobstopper, good time, gnarled root of love, gnat meat, glans penis, glory pole, giggle stick, get a stand, gentleman's appendage, genital forefoot, genital tentacle, gardener, gargantuan organum virile, fuck muscle, Fred, funk stick, fornicating tool, first leg of three, foreman, fornicating member, fornicating engine, flesh pencil, foaming beef probe, fool-sticker, firm worm, fixed bayonet, flagpole, enob, family organ, father-of-all, Fat Frank, erected spermapositor, erectivation, erectile urogenital appendage, everlasting gobstopper, extra skin, dohickey, engine of love, eggwhite cannon, Elmer Pudd, eel, eenob, dust cover for the cunt, donger, droopy, drooping member, drooper, dropping member, dong and gongs, donaker, dong, donut holder, doodad, dopper, doowhackey, doover, down-leg, dribbledick, dribble-cock, dohickie, dojohnnie, dojigger, do-johnny, Doctor Cocker, dingo, dipstick, divining rod, dinosaur, dingy, dink, dimple-dick, dick up, dickery-dock, Dickie and the boys, dickory-dock, diddly-whacker, digitis erectus, dilly-whacker, dead stick, diamond cutter, dearest member, dead rabbit, dangle-parade, dangle, dangle-dong, dawn horn, dead soldier, dead lizard, dead worm, daddy longdick, cunt-stand, Cupid's torch, custard-chucker, cunny-catcher, crowbar, cuckoo, culty-gun, crotch rocket, cock of death, cracking tool, crimson crowbar, crook, crankshaft, cream-stick, cremorne, coupling bat, crab ladder, crack a fat (one), corn beef cudgel, corona glandis, corpuscle, command module, Compass of the Netherland, concrete donkey, cockknuckle, cockroach, cold pig, collement, child-getter, cinnamon stick, clava, cleat, clitoropenis, Christ and two apostles, Chris Hardwick, chora, chub, chull, chota, camel complaint, Captain Hard, cheesy bell-end, cheesy wheelbarrow, cherry birch, Charles the Bald, chaud, cheese ridge, captain, Captain One-Eye, Captain Picard, Captain Standish, cartso, carts, Casey, cartzo, cartes, burrito, bush beater, bush whacker, cafe curtains, button-short, button mushroom, BVH, bullish, bulp, bugle, bubbly jock, bubbly jack, brat-getter, Brown Joe, bombhead, bone in the leg, boneless stiff, bonk-on, boss and his two helpers, botuliform genital pendant of the male, bow, boneroni, bone phone, bonfire, blood-breaker, blow stick, blind buckler, black limo, black pencil, black snake, blackleg, blackjack, blanket stiff, blue-veined junket pump, blunt end, blue vein, blue-veined junket hooligan, biteful, bingey, biological response, biological reaction, bishop's miter, billy and doo, big fella, the, Big Jim and the twins, big piece of meat, beef stick, bicho, bent stick, bent dick, beer can, bell-end (of the penis), babys arm, babys forearm, Bacchus march, bacon bazooka, bag-filler, animated ivory, arm, arm of love, arse-opener, arse-wedge, arse worm, artillerie de Cupidon, artillerie de Venus, all forlorn, almond rock candy, almond rock, almond, amblyopic organ, Adam's dagger, Adam's whip, adamantine organon, agate, beef bayo with extra mayo, beef bayonet, battering piece, battering ram, battlefat, bayonet, bazooka, bazooka shooter, banger, barge pole, ass-wedge, bag of tricks, bagadga, Ballarat, baloney pony, bamboo stick, banana skin, lob cock, phallos, phallus, phallophobia, pierce, penovaginal, penoanal, penis glans, penitis, phallic symbol, peter pan, packing heat, packs a ton, he, peepee hole, penial, penile, penile-vaginal, PIV, pry open, prunes, probe, puncture, low-hangers, luggage, male pudendum, male reproductive organs, male pouch, male organs of generation, male organs of reproduction, medorthophobia, minus a pinus, mentulalgia, nasty bits, nuts and bolts, nutmegs, O.P.P., old crank case, Roman candle, royal jewels, scrot sack, scalloped potatoes, short sleeves, sleeping bag, softy, stones, tail gone to seed, tail over the dashboard, take the meat out, tatties, teretophallic, testicular sac, Texan, teratophallic, teratophallia, three-piece set, tooth somebody to death, touch dick, touch-on, wet spaghetti, wheel it out, whalebone, thyrsos, winky bag, long-arm inspection, lift-up, kit, knacks, knob sack, Little Buddys buddies, jizzbags, kaks, happy sack, have a bent dick, holiday money, hooded, hung like a dinosaur, hung like a stallion, hung like a bull, interstitial glands, ithyphallophobia, dick wheat, ding-dongs, dog in a blanket, Eight Wonder of the World, The, emasculation, Eric Shun, female reproductive organs, gadgets, gearbox, generative organ, goatees, bangles, baggage-boy, balano-, abdominal protector, bar on, acanthophallic, anaspadias, Anglican length, apadrayva, apophallation, bag of fruits, autosuck vagina, awaken the bacon, auxiliaries, belongings, beef in the can, bean pods, between you and me is the bed post, billiards, black jack, boasin tone, bobbys anorak, blennorrhagia, bobbles, bum balls, cacophallic, calliphallus, calliphallic, capricornus, catatasis, cheesey bunnet, cobbs, chicken-with-a-basket, cobs, cock bath, cock torture, come factories, colpectasia, coitus profundus, coitus vadosus, coolies, coronal sulcus, crackerjacks, croopy, cum factories, dead infertile, dangling participles, decunt, Detane, zip it out, yarbles, dangler, bobstay, Bihari procedure, bishop, big brother, acorn, banjo string, frenulum preputii, frenum (of the penis), fraenum (of the penis), honker, hard head, lob prick, weinie, thumb, Tarzan chord, stump, spike, pizzle, P-maker, pencil dick,
Quotes Containing penis:
Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990): ''What''s the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.''
Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) talking about Stanley (his penis) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): ''He normally gets up half an hour before I do .''
Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990): 'What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.'
Jane (Susan Sarandon) on penis-sizes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I prefer small. I do . Aesthetically, I prefer small. Sam was huge and there were times when I just could not face it .''
Jane (Susan Sarandon) on penis-sizes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I prefer small. I do . Aesthetically, I prefer small. Sam was huge and there were times when I just could not face it .''
Officer Davis (Phil Hartman) in National Lampoon''s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993): ''Why did the guy give a name to his penis? He didn''t want a stranger making most of his decisions.''
That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me an extra tube steak .' An naive, unsuspecting Alice (Henriette Mantel) in A Very Brady Sequel (1996). Tube steak is slang for penis .
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
William Shakespeare. Alls Well that Ends Well: ''He wears his honour in a box-unseen / That hugs his kicky-wicky
[penis] here at home / Spending his manly marrow in her arms. ..''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Jane (Susan Sarandon) on penis-sizes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I prefer small. I do . Aesthetically, I prefer small. Sam was huge and there were times when I just could not face it .''
Officer Davis (Phil Hartman) in National Lampoon''s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993): ''Why did the guy give a name to his penis? He didn''t want a stranger making most of his decisions.''
Larry Lipton (Woody Allen) in Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993): ''I''d fix Ted up with Helen Dubin, but they''d probably get-into an argument over penis-envy ; the poor guy suffers from it so.''
Annie (Diane Keaton) relating her conversation with her analyst to Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977) - Annie:''Then she mentioned penis-envy . Do you know about that?'' - Alvy: ''Me?! I''m one of the few males who suffer from that.''
Zelig (Woody Allen), the human chameleon, in Zelig (1983):''I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke the concept of penis-envy . Freud felt it should be limited to women.''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
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