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The Language of Love, Lust, Sex
and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish
Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic
Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand
Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos
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penis:
The male-organ of copulation and urinary excretion, comprising a root , body or shaft , and globular extremity, or glans (penis). Contrary to a popular misconception among young American males, the penis is not a muscle that flexes into erection, nor is it a bone , especially not an air-inflatable/deflatable bone ; a boner is a misnomer. The penis consists principally of two long cylinders of spongy erectile tissue, the corpora cavernosa . An erection is caused by the pressure of blood trapped in those cylinders. During arousal, the nervous system rushes extra blood into the spongy tissue and the engorged cylinders expand compressing the walls of the veins that normally carry blood away. The average erect penis holds eight times as much blood as a flaccid one. The myth that a mans masculinity, virility or ability as a lover are in direct relation to the size of his penis still persists today. See penis for synonyms. SEE ALSO: charactrornym; penis-sizes; personification .
QUOTES:
(1) Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) in Carnal Knowledge (1971) ' Women today are better hung than men! '
(2) Lady Claire Gurney (Coral Browne) to Jack, the lunatic 14th Earl of Gurney (Peter O'Toole) who believes he's God in The Ruling Class (1972): ' All right! If you're God reveal your godhead .' Jack immediately unzips his fly to prove it .
(3) Miles Monroe (Woody Allen), a man put to sleep in 1973 and awakened in 2173 is told by the doctors that the new order view him as an 'alien' and will adapt him to it in Sleeper (1973):
-- Miles: ' What do you mean destroyed?! '
-- Doctor: ' Your brain will be electronically simplified .'
-- Miles: ' My brain! It's my second favorite organ .'
(4) Babs (Martha Smith) masturbating Greg (James Daughton) in National Lampoon's Animal-House (1978): ' Greg, honey , is it supposed to be this soft? '
(5) Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) to Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) in Manhattan (1979): ' My problem is I'm both attracted and repelled by the male-organ .'
(6) Mrs. Evelyn Kelcher (Barbara Harris) to Peggy Sue (Kathleen Turner) in Peggy Sue Got Married (1986): ' Peggy, do you know what a penis is? Stay away from it .'
(7) Laura/Laurette Voleur (Lea Thompson), an impostor posing as a French tutor , flirting with Uncle Jed (Jim Varney) in The Beverly Hillbillies (1993).
-- Laurette: ' Ha-penis is so hard to find .'
-- Uncle Jed: ' Excuse me!? '
-- Laurette: ' Ha-piness? '
-- Uncle Jed: ' Oh, happiness .'
(8) Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock , and you won't come back .'
(9) Charles Panati. Sexy Origins and Intimate Things (1998): ' It is amazing how many slang words mean both 'penis' and 'fool': purz, dork , prick , dick , weenie . Perhaps it's because a horny man thinks with his penis rather than his brain .'
See Also: beaver cleaver, dingle-dangle, faggots toothbrush, helmet, long dong, longfellow, longhorn, noodle, point, red cap, red hot poker, rod of love, staff, stalk, stem, stemmer, throb knob, tube of meat, water pistol, bull point, bush beater, bush whacker, butt basher, butterfinger, button mushroom, button-short, cafe curtains, camel complaint, candy cane, candy stick, cannon, captain, Captain Hard, Captain Hightop the Love Commander, Captain One-Eye, Captain Standish, carnal member, carnal part, cartes, carts, cartso, cartzo, charger, Charles the Bald, cavity probe, chaud, cheese ridge, cheesy bell-end, cheesy wheelbarrow, blue steeler, blue thimble, blunt end, bombhead, bone phone, boneless appendage (of the male), boneless fish, boneless stiff, boneroni, bonfire, boss and his two helpers, bow, branch, Brown Joe, bruiser, bucking bronco, buffing stick, bugle, bullish, bulp, cherry splitter, chink-stopper, choad, chooza, chopper, chora, chota, Chris Hardwick, Christ and two apostles, chunky monkey, chull, cobra, cock of death, cockaroony, cocked gun, cockhead, cockknuckle, cockoroony, cockroach, cold pig, command module, concrete donkey, corker, corn beef cudgel, corpuscle, cory, coupling bat, beaver lever, bed flute, beating tool, bazooka, bazooka shooter, bean pole, bean-shooter, bean-tosser, barge pole, baton, battering piece, battering ram, battlefat, beef bayonet, beef jerky, beef stick, beef whistle, beer can, bell-end (of the penis), bell-rope, belly ruffian, belt buster, bent dick, bent stick, best friend, best leg of three, bicho, big bamboo, Big Ben, big bite, big dipper, big fella, the, big piece of meat, big red, big wand, billy, billy and doo, billy club, Big Jim and the twins, bingey, biological reaction, biological response, bishop's miter, bit of hard, black limo, black pencil, black snake, blackjack, blackleg, blanket stiff, Blind Bob, blind buckler, blood-breaker, blow pop, blow stick, blowtorch, blue-veined custard chucker, blue-veined junket hooligan, blue-veined junket pump, blue-veined piccolo, blue-veined steak, blue-veined throbber, blue-veined trumpet, blue veiner, abominable pants worm, Adam's dagger, Adam's whip, adamantine organon, agate, all-beef sausage, all forlorn, almond rock, almond rock candy, acucullus, angle, animated ivory, anteater, arm of love, arse-opener, arse-wedge, arse worm, ass-opener, ass-wedge, auger, babys arm, babys forearm, Bacchus march, bacon bazooka, bag-filler, bagadga, bald man, bamboo stick, banana skin, he-thing, heat in the meat, having it on, Hamilton Wick, hand-staff, handstaff, hang-down, Hanging Johnny, hard-bit, hard salami, hardened spermapositor, Hardhat Harry, grew proud below the navel, grinding tool, guided missile, hacker, hair divider, hairless wonder, hairy sausage, half a cob, half-mast, ham and two eggs, ham howitzer, Hampton Wick, Herman the One-eyed German, hermit, ho-handle, hock, hodge dog, hoe-handle, hogger, hole puncher, holy poker, holy pole, honorable prick, hopping bug, horse's handbrake, hot dog, hotchee, hugen, human enema, humpmobile, hung like a horse, husbandman of nature, idol, in full orchestra, finger puppet, firm worm, first leg of three, fish stick, flagpole, flesh pencil, foaming beef probe, fool-sticker, foot long, foreman, fornicating engine, fornicating member, fornicating tool, fountain pen, Fred, frigamajig, fuck-meat, fuck muscle, fuck pole, fuck-rod, fucking stick, fucking tool, fud packer, fun bone, fun-stick, funk stick, funmaker, gadso, gargantuan organum virile, gadget, gear, gear and tool, gearstick, gearstick d'amour, generating tool, generation tool, genital reamer, genital shaft, genital staff, genital tentacle, genital coupler, genital forefoot, gentle fist, gentleman's appendage, German helmet, get a stand, gherkin, giggle stick, giggling pin, girl catcher, girlometer, glans, glans penis, glow rod, glow stick, gnarled root of love, gnat meat, Gods revenge on a woman, golden rivet, goober, good time, goose's neck, goot, gooter, family organ, enemy, engine of love, fat peter, Fat Frank, drooping member, droopy, dust cover for the cunt, dydus, eager pleaser, eel, eenob, eggwhite cannon, ejac vac, eleventh finger, English sentry, enob, erected spermapositor, erectile urogenital appendage, erectio penis, erectivation, extra digit, extra skin, eye dropper, do-jigger, do-johnny, do-funny, Doctor Cocker, dohickey, dohickie, dohinger, dojigger, donaker, dong, dong and gongs, donger, donkey dick, donniker, donut holder, doodad, dojohnnie, doover, doowhackey, dopper, down-leg, dribble-cock, driving post, dropping member, drumstick, ducky-bird, dingo, dinghy, dingle, dingy, dink, dinosaur, dipstick, divining rod, dick-tator, dick up, dickery-dock, Dickie and the boys, dickory-dock, diddly-whacker, digitis erectus, dilly-whacker, dimple-dick, dangling participle, dead rabbit, dead soldier, dead stick, dead worm, dead lizard, dear morsel, delight of women, diamond cutter, dick butkiss, crack a fat (one), cracksman, crankshaft, crimson chitterling, crimson crowbar, crook, crotch cartilage, crotch cobra, crotch rocket, crowd pleaser, cream-stick, crumpet-trumpet, cuckoo, culty-gun, cunt-stabber, cunt-stand, cunt-sticker, cunt-stirrer, cunt stretcher, cum slinger, custard-chucker, Cyclops, daddy longdick, dang, dangle, dangle-dong, sticker, stickshift, sticky finger, sticky spud gun, steak, steel beam, stiff deity, stiff-on, stiff one, stiff peter, stand-on, standing member, Spunky, spurm gun, stiff stander, stinger, stocking stuffer, stonk, stonk-on, stonker, Stormy Dick, stout warrior, stretcher, string and nuggets, stud meat, Stumpy, sugar stick, Sunday best, superdick, swizzle stick, sword, tadge, tail pike, tail pin, tail tackle, tail high, tail-line, tallywag(ger), tan-trouser(ed) snake, tannhauser, teenie-weenie, teeny-weeny, temporary priapism, tenant-in-tail, tender tumour, tent peg, terror of virgins, thingamaling, thingie, thingummy, third leg, three card trick, rod, rudder, salami, salty dog, salty yogurt slinger, Rupert, schmeegle, scorz, screwdriver, semen shooter, Senator Packwood, sex bone, sex meat, sex stalk, sexing piece, sexocet missile, shaft of Cupid, shit stick, shlong, shmendrik, shmok, shooting iron, shooting stick, short leg, shove-straight, shriveller, shtick, silky appendage, sinbad, skinclad tube, sleeping beauty, slurpee, small person, snatch pointer, snotty, solicitor general, the, spermapositor, spiked phallus, spitfire, spitting cobra, spooge gun, sporting some wood, spout, rod-on, Rodney, rock formation, rock python, rocket, Richard, rig, rigid digit, rise in the Levis, Roger the Lodger, roly-poly, rosy red reproductive rod, roto-rooter, red lobster, redcap, rat, ram charger, rammer, ramrod, pussy diver, pussy feeder, pylon, python, quiff-splitter, prick-pride, prick-proud, prick-stand, prickle, pride-of-the-morning, prigpas, Prince Everhard of the Netherlands, princock, proud inclination of the flesh, pudendal intruder, pudendal trifler, punisher, the, puny prick, pup, puppy, purple lollipop, purple throbber, pump action mottgun, pump handle, pus-rod, pussy-fucker, pussy pleaser, pussy plunger, pussy-poker, pussy-sticker, poontanger, popsicle, popsicle stick, pork dagger, pork enema, pork sword, porridge gun, portable pocket rocket, potent regiment, pixie stick, pocket fisherman, plunger, pogo-stick, poker, pinkler, pimple-prick, pioneer of nature, piss handle, piss hard, piss-pipe, piston, pissworm, pitch a tent, placket-racket, penis in erectus, peppermint stick, phallic cleaver, phallic decorum, phallic erection, phallic pencil, phallic pendant, phallic prod, phallic quencher, phallic scratcher, pet snake, peter, phallating club, phallating stick, phallus adamantus, phallus induratus, phallus rigidus, piccolo, pichita de oro, picklock, piddler, pike, pikestaff, pilgrims staff, pinga, nine iron, nippy, nature's scythe, naughty toy, nervous cane, nightcrawler, nutrageous, nutty buddy, oak tree, obelisk, Old Adam, old baldy, old blind Bob, Old Faithless, old goat-peter, Old Hornington, Old Horny, one-eyed Bob, one-eyed brother, one-eyed demon, one-eyed monk, one-eyed monster, one-eyed pants mouse, Old Slimy, Omar the tentmaker, one-eyed whale, one-eyed wonder, one-eyed wonder worm, one-eyed worm, one-eyed zipper snake, on the honk, on the stand, organum virile, organum virile durum, organum virile erectum, pantilever, pants philistine, pants python, pants worm, paradise strokes, Pat and Mick, pax wax, peacemaker, Oscar Meyer, pecker wood, pecnoster, peculator pecker, Pedro, peenie, peezel, pen, penal dick, penicillus, penie, pendulum, male genital appendage, male genital club, male genital dispenser, male genital probe, male genital teat, male gladiolus, male organon, male pendant, male poker, male pudendal trifler, male satisfier, male sex(ual) organ, male sexual organon, male sinker, male urogenitial horn, man-bone, man-meat, man mountain, mallet, man steel, man's best leg of three, man's third leg, manbone, manmeat, manroot, marriage gear, masculine part, master member, master of ceremonies, master tool, mating meat, mating tool, maypole, meat puppet, meat for the butcher, meatus longus, membrum virile, membrum virile flaccidum, merrymaker, middle finger, middle stump, mighty meat, milk bone, missile, missile of Venus launched, Mister Softy, modigger, mole, most precious part(s), muff missile, muscle (of love), mushroom tip, mutinous rogue, nameless thing, natural member, lop cock, louisville slugger, love dart, love gun, love handle, love length, love meat, love pump, love-rod, love sausage, love scepter, love stick, love tool, love torpedo, love trumpet, love truncheon, love-wand, loves engine, love's pick-lock, lung disturber, lust bone, lust shaft, lust sword, machine (of love), Mad Mick, maggot, Majesty in Purple Cap, His, Major Woody, male begetting organ, male cleaver, male insinuator, male interfemoral infidel, male intruder, male knout, male mandrel, male member, male membrum erectum, male monolith, kosher dill, kosher meat, kosher pickle, lad, the, ladies' delight, ladies' plaything, lamp of life, langer, lanoola, leather cigar, lever, libido bandido, licorice stick, lingam, Little Dick, Little Dickie, little dipper, Little Elvis, little engine, little finger, lipstick, lithoid phallus, Little Buddy, Little Peter, little pinkie, little sliver of flesh, Little Willy, liver turner, log, instrument, instrumentum erectum, inch instrument, indurated male underbelly, intromittent organ, Irish horse, Irish rise, Irish root, jackalope, jackhammer, jakey, jammy, jacktool, jean tent, jenny, jerking iron, Jews lance, Jewish by hospitalization, Jewish corned beef, Jewish national, Jewish nightcap, jig-jag, jig-jigger, jigging bone, jiggle bone, jiggling bone, Jimbo, jimbrowsky, jizz jemmy, John Thursday, Jolly Red Giant, jolly roger, joy knob, joy prong, joyknob, Julius Caesar, key to heaven, kielbasa, King Kong Dong, king-member, king's iron, kickapoo, knitting needle, knobster, water spout, wanger, wank stick, wankrod, vomer, voorsch, wag, walking tripod, wammer, wang bone, wang-tang, wazzock, wee-man, wedge bone, well-knobbed, welt, whammer, whang, whang bone, whanger, wheezer, whip whistle, white owl, whoopie stick, whore-pipe, wigga-wagga, willy the burping worm, wild rogue, winkie wankie woo, wire, wishbone, with his tail high, womb broom, womb bruiser, womb brush, womb cannon, womb ferret, women pleaser, wong, wonger, Woodrow, woody, Woody Johnson, woofer, wooter, wrinkled dick, wurst, yack, worm with a nazi helmet, yang fella, yogurt rifle, tug muscle, tumefied phallus, trouser truncheon, trumpet, truncheon, trypan, turgid bayonet, turkey baster, turnip, turtleneck sweater, twanger, tweeterfrank, twig and berries, ugly little dog Dick, Uncle Dick, Uncle Jim and the twins (at attention), underpant eel, unit, unsliced bologna, upscope, up-pointed male spike, vegetable stick, vein laden meatpipe, veiney bang stick, veiny salami, urogenital tailpiece, useless, the, vaginal dilator, virgins dream, virile member, virile reflex, throbbing member, throbbing muscle of pure love, throbbing python (of love), thumb of love, tiddelly pod, tiki-tiki, tired-rabbit, tittle-bat, tong, tonsil wrench, toobsnake, toobsteak, tool of pleasure, toot meat, torch of Cupid, tosh, tossergash, toothache, touch-trap, towel rack, trap stick, Tricky Dicky, trombone, trouser mauser, trouser snake, trouser trick, yutz, zab, zoob, zoobrick, zubb, zubrick, zucchini, lob cock, phallos, pierce, phallic symbol, penitis, penoanal, puncture, pry open, probe, teretophallic, teratophallia, tail gone to seed, medorthophobia, old crank case, decunt, dog in a blanket, Eight Wonder of the World, The, balano-, awaken the bacon, apadrayva, Anglican length, apophallation, black jack, beef in the can, cheesey bunnet, whalebone, thumb, bobstay, bishop, Bihari procedure, big brother, acorn, bald-headed candidate, bald-headed hermit, bald-headed mouse, bald-headed rat, banjo string, dangler, honker, hard head, P-maker, lob prick, Tarzan chord, stump, spike, pencil dick, penis envy, pizzle, pizzler, perch, pickle, prod, Principal Skinner, priapus, roundhead, rifle, spear, swanska, stanley, tassel, tallywhacker, Texas longhorn, Thomas, thing-a-ling, lob, long pole, long pork, long trade, knot, jockum, jolly member, jawbreaker, Irish toothpick, iron, one-eye(d), onion skin, penile detumescence, penile erection, pee-dee, needle, nob, night stick, nothin cock, nothing cock, hammer, flap-doodle, flaccid, cucumber, crown, deadwood, dirk, dingus, Fat Injection, dobber, docking, draped, drill, dolphin, autopederasty, autopedication, accordion, 10-Pounder, all penis bondage, bludgeon, batter, bar, bowsprit, bug-fucker, catso, button buster, butt smasher, cockring, cocktus erectus, cock-stand, cock harness, club, chingus, under par, tube-steak, tube-steak of love, weapon, wood, Wicked Willie, wheel it out, yarbles, wriggling pole, wriggling stick, winky bag, winny-popper, witnesses to ones virility, well-furnished, weight training, wet spaghetti, Wentworth Falls, wake up with Jake up, wank tanks, tummy-fuck, undercarriage, unbutton the mutton, twiddle-diddles, virilia, vaginal orgasm, velvet orbs, Venetian blinds, Urals, The, thyrsos, Tommy Rollicks, Tommy Rollocks, tref, touche pipi, touch dick, touch-on, tooth somebody to death, zack, zip it out, chicken-with-a-basket, chicken mc nuggets, chuckies, clubbed foot, cluster, cobbler's awls, cobbler's stall, cobs, cobbs, cock bath, cock torture, cock your shotgun, coitus profundus, coitus vadosus, coffee stalls, coronal sulcus, concern, coolies, come factories, colpectasia, colpochoresis, bury the hatchet where it won't rust, calliphallic, calliphallus, capricornus, Canadian bacon, cacophallic, catatasis, bum balls, break a peter on, bring up by hand, brandle, bozack, bobbles, bobbys anorak, boasin tone, bollock bag, bogga, bar on, bangles, bean pods, belly bristles, belly thicket, belly whiskers, belongings, below the navel, blue jay, bits, blind meat, blind piece, blennorrhagia, blind, between you and me is the bed post, bird's eggs, billiards, Big nose, big hose, allantotrioism, aculeophallic, Adams arsenal, anaspadias, apparatus, apricots, 59, 59ing, acanthophallic, abdominal protector, accoutrements, acorns, all meat, no potatoes, aching for a side of beef, acucullophallic, autosuck vagina, auxiliaries, artificial penis, assisted shower, back wheels, bag of fruits, baby-grinder, ball bag, ball basket, ball sack, ballock bag, bald eagle, baggage-boy, dollar-an-inch man, do-hickies, dohickeys, dohickies, dodads, Dill Doll, dojiggers, doodads, female reproductive organs, fifty-nine, fifty-nining, fancy lip-service, fancy work, drape queen, fags toothbrush, Eric Shun, essentials, emasculation, ding-dangs, ding-dongs, do-dads, dilly with the willy, dick someone, dicky broad, dicky dunk, dick wheat, dangling participles, dead infertile, Detane, credentials, cum factories, croopy, crackerjacks, dangers, crus penis, daddy bag, curlies, curls, curly hairs, flack, foaming at the mouth, gargle it, galloping knob rot, fuck in the teeth, gooseberries, gones, gongs, goatees, goatskin, gobble the worm, get down on one's knees, generative organ, gearbox, gadgets, happy sack, hardware, he-blow, have a horn, have a bent dick, heirlooms, hairy saddlebags, hair-job, hose job, hooded, holiday money, Henry Halls, higgumbobs, hung like a bull, hung like a dinosaur, hung like a rabbit, hung like a stallion, nose to hose, nobby halls, nasty bits, necessaries, Niagara Falls, nutmegs, O.P.P., nuts and bolts, peepee hole, penile-vaginal, penial, penile, penile braggart, pencil and tassel, orchestra stalls, ornaments, packing heat, packs a ton, he, packs a wallop, he, parts of generation, parts of reproduction, meaty bites, mechanic, material part, Max Walls, marrons, marabon stork, marble halls, marbles, male pudendum, male reproductive organs, male organs of generation, male organs of reproduction, male pouch, natural places, minus a pinus, nad bag, nad sack, mouth job, moving parts, mentulalgia, ithyphallophobia, interstitial glands, jerk the mutton, Jewish by operation, Jewish compliment, jewel box, Jew's compliment, Johnny Rollocks, jingleberries, juice the fruit, jizzbags, knob sack, knobble, knob-ache, knacks, kit, kelks, jungleberries, kaks, lose the last round, male netherland(s), make a bald man cry, make a milkshake, machinery, nuts and bolts, low-hangers, long-arm inspection, luggage, Little Buddys buddies, length, little acorns, lift-up, lick a prick, lance in rest, krud, thingummies, three-piece set, three-piece suit, testicular sac, testimonials, testosities, Texan, teratophallic, tame the bald-headed mouse, tar brush, tardagen, taters, tatties, tear in the eye, tear in the lily, tadpole carrier, swallow the pipe, tackle, tail over the dashboard, take the meat out, spunk factories, spunk holders, suck off, Sunday clothes, stones, sperm sack, softy, slip one a hot beef injection, slabs, sleeping bag, skewer, skin boy, sink the sailor, sink the sausage, sink the soldier, short sleeves, short and curlies, scorf up on a bod, scooby snack, secret works, secrets, scrot, scrot sack, scalloped potatoes, Schwanzesser, sack o' nuts, royal jewels, rub the radish, Roman candle, rollies, raise a gallop, raising Lazarus from the dead, prack, privities, privy limbs, privy members, prunes, pubickers, put it in, pull out, phallation, phallophobia, peter pan, picnic lunch, penovaginal, penovaginal intercourse, penis glans, penis length, penoanal intercourse, piss fat, play the bones, pitching a tent in one's shorts, PIV, piston job, piss hard-on, phallus, gaying instrument, frenulum, G-string, ithy, Jack in the box, jock, frenulum of the penis, frenulum preputii, frenum (of the penis), fraenum (of the penis), hood, end, butcher, weinie, wee-wee, weener, weenie, wee, well-loaded, whacker, whangdoodle, whatsis, whatsit, whatsus, whatzis, wanker, warm member, watch and seals, waking the dead, wangdoodle, wand of love, Wanda Wandwaver, wang, wacker, wad, vibrating masturbator, vinegar strokes, VIP, up a bone, won ton, wop, worm, wonk, winkie, yang, ying-yang, yardage, yards of personality, Yasser, wife's best friend, Wilde Oscar, wimpy dick, wingdoodle, winkle, winky, willie, wienie, wick, whopper, whisker splitter, whiskey dick, whanker, tree of life, tree of love, trouser trout, trouser trumpet, tromboning, trouser ferret, trifle, trigger, tonk, tit-bit, Tom Thumb, tom-tom, tommy, tickle faggot, tickle-gizzard, tickle-tail, tickle-toby, tickler, tilt on one's kilt, thrumster, thumper, urethra, upright grand, urinary petcock, urinator, unemployed, the, unruly member, verge, twig, twiddle-diddler, trouser toy, uncle, tummy-tickler, tumescent, tummy banana, turkey neck, trouser worm, zipperfish, yosh, yoyo, yum-yum, buttonhole worker, BVH, canary, candle, buster, bulge, cherry birch, Casey, carnal stump, carrot, Captain Picard, Captain Hogseye, bodkin, body's captain, blue vein, bobby's helmet, botuliform genital pendant of the male, bonk-on, bone in the leg, bone-on, boy, brat-getter, bubbly jock, bubbly jack, bum tickler, bun puncher, bun spreader, bung, burrito, broom handle, broomstick, come aloft, collement, cold meat, Compass of the Netherland, coral branch, copper stick, corona glandis, crab ladder, coupler, Corsican, Colleen Bawn, cocked, cockwhip, cocky, cock and ball harness, cleat, clipped dick, clava, clitoropenis, chub, chubby, chutney ferret, cinnamon stick, christener, chibi, chick with dick, child-getter, chimney-stopper, chanticleer, chopped cock, baggette, balanotage, baby beef, baloney, baloney pony, Ballarat, band-member, banger, badger, bag of tricks, arser, artillerie de Cupidon, artillerie de Venus, Aaron's rod, ace, ace poker, ablatio penis, a bit of stiff, Abraham, 4-11-44, arbor vitae, arm, appendage, appropriate member, arrow, almond, amblyopic organ, big one, beef bayo with extra mayo, big conk, big cock, big daddy, bilbo, Big Foot Joe, big hunk of meat, blinds, blade, bit of stiff, biteful, big bird, bell, bayonet, beard-splitter, BD drill, beak, bauble, bat and balls, Elmer Pudd, everlasting gobstopper, dummy, fanny ferret, eye of the Bishop, the, eye-opener, ferret, fiddle bow, fiddle-stick, fiddling stick, fat one, father-of-all, donkey-dicked, donkey-rigged, donkey-, dog clutch, Doctor Johnson, doohicky, drain pipe, dorsal, drapes, drooper, dribbledick, cunny-catcher, Cupid's torch, cutlass, daddy mack, dagger, danglers, dangle-parade, crack hunter, cranny hunter, crank, crowbar, cracking tool, crus, cremorne, detumescence of the penis, devil, derrick, delicate glutton, dearest member, dead meat, dart (of love), dawn horn, dill, ding, dingbat, ding-a-ling, ding-dong, hornification, hidden treasure, hidden tumor, hand-reared, His Majesty in purple cap, hissing Sid, hog, hunk of meat, hot member, hot rod, immissio penis, ice cream machine, huffling, in full fig, hair splitter, gully-raker, gristle, gravy-giver, gravy-maker, gristle-stick, genital pound of flesh, hambone, hairy banana, gut-stick, helmet pelmet, heat seeking missile, have a pash on, harpoon, hard-up, handle, frankendick, fruit for the monkey, fuck-stick, gap-stopper, gardener, gator, flounder, flag, flip-flap, fixed bayonet, gentle tittler, gentleman, gobstopper, glory pole, good foot, gooser, John Tom, John Willie, johnny-come-lately, jimmy, jing-jang, Jim Dog, joystick, joy stick, jolly stick, jungle meat, kazoo, junior, kidney wiper, knob, key, knocker, Irish toothache, in gear, jigger, jang, jap's eye, ladies' lollipop, lance of love, ladies' treasure, Lazarus, leather dresser, lame duck, leather stretcher, limbless erast, life preserver, little brother, little man, little friend, loaded gun, lizard, lower male proboscis, low neck, loves sensitive truncheon, magic wand, magnum, main vein, macropenis, macrophallia, macrophallus, male organ, male organ of generation, male organ of reproduction, Long Dong Silver, lollipop, lollypop, love machine, loves battering ram, loves dribbling dart, love muscle, love bone, mentula, membrum virile erectum, member, Member for Cockshire, middle leg, Mickey, moisture missile, morning pride, morning wood, Mister Wiggly, milkman, millimeter-peter, Mister Fuzzy, Mister Happy, Mister Poky, Mr. Big, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Friendly, Mr. Torpedo, Mr. Wong, mutton dagger, mutton gun, mutton musket, my body's captain, nag, nags, male pound of flesh, male infibulation, maleness, manhood, man muscle, man root, marrow-bone, masterpiece, means of generation, Marquis of Lorne, medolingus, meat for the poor, meat-seeking pissile, meat whistle, meat and two veg, meat and two vegetables, meat axe, meat cleaver, meat dagger, meat flute, passion pole, passion stick, pan handle, pant plaything, organ, organ of generation, organ of reproduction, peepee, pencil, peeper, peg, pego, pee-wee, pee-pee, peculiar member, okra and prunes, Old Damocles, old faceful, Old Faithful, old man, old one-eye, on the bonk, old warty cod, one-eyed snake, nimrod, nether proboscis, needle-dick, nearsighted, Nebuchadnezzar, nubbin, nudger, phallus erectus, peter machinist, pile driver, pink bus, pink cadilac, pink oboe, pink torpedo, pillcock, pillicock, pillock, penoclitoris, penis immensus, penis equivalent, penis femineus, pestle, Percy, piss proud, pintle, piston rod, pistol, plug, plug-tail, poperin pear, pork, potato finger, pooper, pointer, Polyphemus, pood, purple-veined tonsil-tickler, pud, pudendus, purple-headed avenger, purple-headed custard chucker, purple-headed love truncheon, purple-headed meat puppet, purple-headed monster, purple-headed warrior, purple-helmeted yogurt thrower, Privy Member, prong, pronger, proud below the navel, privy limb, poud, pride and joy, ranger, raw meat, reamer, quim-wedge, rabbit, radish, quim-stake, quim-stick, quickening peg, pussy fodder, putter, putz, rolling pin, root, Rector of the Females, roaring horn, roaring jack, rise, a, sausage, rubigo, ruffian, rule of three, rump-splitter, schwing, schlong, schmekel, schmuck, schnitzel, schwantz, schwanz, scrote, scope, sensitive plant, sensitive truncheon, serpent, sex organon, sexual organon, shaft of delight, sexual trocar of the male, shmuck, sheath, shit stabber, short arm, short strokes, silver penny, skin flute, skin the banana, skin the weinie, silent flute, size-ist, slug, small arm, snorker, spike-faggot, spindle, spit, split-mutton, spitter, stork, sting, stuffy, swack, sweet meat, swelling, stag, star-gazer, stargazer, standard, standing, stand, stiff prick, Steely Dan, stiff-and-stout, stick, stick and bangers, tarzoon, teapot, tent pole, tarse, thorn (in the flesh), thistle, thingumbobs, thingy, penis, one-eyed trouser snake, lead in your pencil, inch, John Thomas, thing, tadger, stiffy, pole, pisser, penis muliebris, flute, Dickey, Dicky, detumescence, dork, baby-maker, bagpipe, codpiece, bob-tail, cane, tip, todger, whistle, yard, horn, penis size, little head, jack, monkey, snake, fellation, dolly, dog, doodle, dibble, hose, hickey, ID, huffle, human reproductive organs, hat rack, groceries, gun, fornicator, goat, gifted, fucker, cherry picker, cavalier, bobtail, boner, buddy, boy toy, coitus, coitus in axilla, coronal extender, chum, banana, baggage, axillary intercourse, axillism, bacon, angle of the dangle, a piece of meat, bean, beef, blow job, Bluebeard, shrimp, shaft, sexual organs, sex and reproductive organs, sex organs, strap, snapper, three-inch fool, piece of meat, pipe, pin, roger, rodger, rooster, rub-belly, reproductive organs, randy, pudding, morning hard-on, mutton, maschalation, organs of generation, organs of reproduction, organs of the reproductive system, oscar, pecker, infibulation, jellyroll, johnson, joint, knock, live wire, macrogenitalism, woman-on-top position, whip, wiener, wand, wedge, wet noodle, weiner, titty-oggy, tool, up, urethral orifice, vestibulovaginal bulb, trout, tumescence, TURP, twins, the, two dots and a dash, tool bag, tool box, toolbox, trouser tent, transurethral prostatectomy, transurethal resection of the prostate, tit-bits, tommy buster, Tom Doolies, tongue sushi, thrum, timothy, well-endowed, wedding kit, wedding tackle, vitals, water box, water engine, waterworks, wave, water works, water worker, warm-up, wares, wienie wagger, whip it out, whatchamacallit, whirlygigs, wink, wobbly bits, Yasser Crackafat, yongles, yummies, low neck and short sleeves, male condom, make the blind see, love custard, love spuds, love apples, little tongue sushi, loins, lock, lock of locks, lady-ware, lace, lace curtains, kowtow chow, link-sausage, limp-dick, limp-prick, Leather Lane, levator vaginae, knockers, knick-knacks, jumbucks, kanakas, Ken Dodds, keyhole, knackers, jointess, Jorgensen, jelly bag, Jacob's ladder, Jackson Pollocks, jacket, jewels, jig, jewelry, ingressability, ink in the pen, insertor, in to the hilt, invirility, intimate bits, intimate parts, introduce Charlie, introduce the captain, introduce the captain to his pie, intromission, jack the beanstalk, itcher, package, pearl diver, pebbles, orchids, penis captivus, peculiar members, peel one's best end in, olisbos, one's person, nuggets, nothing, nookey, nooky, noose, naughty bits, nether regions, nether parts, nick-nacks, matrimonial peace-maker, marshmallows, meatus, meatus urinarius, meggs, man's privities, mamon, manliness, maritudinal erection, naggy, nadds, nadgers, nads, nards, nackers, mushroom-tipped, mushroom-rigged, Mr. Priapus, mortar, mommy-daddy button, milking pail, meat and (two) potatoes, pubes, purse, pull some lumber, pulling out, put it in and break it, pushing box, prides, prickholder, prick-purse, pound, pounders, prairie oysters, pre-cum, precheck, private property, primary syphilis, prime it, rantallion, prick-lick, ramming, ready to spit, pyrie, quim-sticker, raisin bag, rub freak, rub bellies, rooting, rollocks, ride a blind piece, pinch the cat, pintle-case, pintle-fancier, pintle-bit, pintle-maid, pintle-merchant, pintle-monger, pintle-ranger, pintle-twister, pit job, playing pocket pool, plaything, plonker, plate, plate of ham, play pocket pool, pole-climber, pole hole, polish the knob, pocket billiards, plums, pocket pinball, pocket polka, pocket pool, pocket waltz, pop it in, popular body parts, pouch, pills, phallate per rectum, penis substitue, penis infibulation, penis mouthus, periwinkle, penisuction, three-legged beaver, thingamabobs, thingamajigs, thingmajigs, tent, tail box, take the starch out of, take down (by hand), target, tarn wags, tarrywags, tallywags, stick it in, stiff, stab, stacked, swingers, sweets, sword swallower, swordsman, swab the tonsils, suck-and-swallow, sex glands, shake the dew off the lily, shake the peg, scurvy end, seals, secret parts, runcible, rude bits, rude parts, sack, Sandra Bullocks, short-arm inspection, short hairs, side-by-side position, siphnianize, ski up and down Happy Valley, skinning, Skinny rubbing, slime, slip a length, slip her a length, slip into, Snaky-Lick Trick, southern hemisphere, southern love, Spanish fly, sponge off the dust, sporran, spit-fuck, spinach queen, Bluebeard's closet, bit of hard for a bit of soft, bit of snug for a bit of stiff, blind as a boiled turnip, big hug, Big feet, big meat, biological male, bit of beef, Beecham's pills, belly-fuck, bell-swagged, bell-knobbed, bell polishing, best part, Bethlehem Steel, belly-to-belly, berries, bend a pipe on the pisser, beat with the ugly stick, beating (someone) with the ugly stick, baz, bat boy, bat-foul, bat up, bash the bishop, baubles, a2m, Abraham's bosom, accessory urethral canal, 3-4-2-5, a bit of beef, a bit of hard for a bit of soft, a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, Accu-Jac, acorn-picker, active castration complex, acucullophilia, anatomically correct, anaesthesia sexualis, allsbay, ampailang, ampallang, anaclisis, anaclitism, apparatus urogenitalis, aphallate, armored division, apples, ass games, arsenal, ass-to-mouth, ass play, bananas and cream, bangers, bannocks, balling the jack, ballocks, balls and bat, bagpipes, bake potatoes, balanitis, Balkans, the, clean the pipe(s), clothes pegs, clothespeg, clothes pin, clothespin, clothespin torture, club foot, cobblers, cock corpsman, cock mouth gag, cock strap, cock-on, cock-rot, cock block, cock-a-fanny, cock and ball bondage, clappers, chicken-choker, chicken neck, chestnuts, chew, chew it, Christine Jorgensen, Christmas crackers, chones, courting cream, colobosis, cop a doodle, condomless, conkers, contrapunctum, coitus obstructus, coitus per anum, coitus per rectum, coitus in anum, cods, coitus saxonicus, coconuts, cocksmith, cockles, break a lance with, break and enter, bristle up, bring down (by hand), bulb of the vestibule, booboos, bookends, body worship, boinng, bonbons, charleys, charlies, chemise cagoule, change purse, captive penis, carry a big stick, castrato, butterfly board, buttock jig, bustle pinching, bull's eye, General smuts, genetic male, gingambobs, give a bit of hard for a bit of soft, give a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give face, give mutton for beef, glands, get Jack in the orchard, get a leaky faucet, globes, glory hole, gloryhole, going blind, goolies, gorilla salad, goy toy, grand bag, gonad, gonicles, flowers and frolics, forbidden zone, figs, finger job, five against one, flog the bishop, flog the donkey, flange, gay house, gay in the legs, fun-zone, Full lips, fill lips, fun and frolics, fuck udders, front porch, Frencher, Frenching, frick, gut-reamer, groin, gristle-gripper, gut-stretcher, gynepiresalgia, hairy conkers, halve the crack, hand ball, hand-made, hand-raised, hardcore pornography, handmade, hammering, hangers, have a bone-on, have a boner, have a hard-on, hell, hum job, hot in the tail, in one's Sunday best, in one's Sunday clothes, in the box, impale, his lordship, horn-colic, hoover, hop up and down, hone, dibucaine hydrochloride, diamonds, diapiresalgia, dick doc, deliver a baby, delivering the wood, dew off the lily, dew on the lily, deep-throat, diddly pout, distillate of love, distillatia, dirty barrel, crura, crown jewels, crud, cullions, culls, crotch, cream crackers, crack run, cracking, damsons, cuts, cure the blind, cure the horn, custom-house, curtains, custard, custard cannon, doodle-case, doodle sack, donkified, dog-knotted, dog-locked, dot, dot the I, down below, down there, DP, dumb glutton, draw the drapes, dress to the right (or to the left), drink on a stick, dripper, dripsy, drive, feel my pulse, fellatrice, fellatrix, face fucking, face job, facial, factory equipped, fake penis, family jewels, dunkie, drop on it, dyspareunia, dusters, ejaculatio ante portas, eggs (in the basket), external urinary meatus, eye-hole, erection maintainer, erection medicine, dildo, head, cock, prick, phallic worship, tail, irrumatio, irrumation, choker, bush, big head, flapper, genital organs, genitalia, genitals, trichomoniasis, vagina dentata, fellatio, personification, hung, bone, circumcised, condom, candy, bird, bat, bee stings, gonorrhea, fellator, fellatorism, penis worship, phallalingus, pump, stud, Jezebel, mouse, meat, peep, penilingism, penilingus, onanism, virilingus, toy, tootsie roll, well-hung, well-equipped, Watering the Oak Tree, wazoo, withdrawal method, unmentionables, underparts, parts below, pee-pee hole, pee-hole, off, naturals, natural parts, milk, jewelry showcase, jewel, jab, jockey, karezza, jump off/out at..., knob cheese, leather, load, lunch box, lunchbox, spread, smentana, shake, prepuce, press the button, privates, privy parts, rocks, rubber, rear entry, pie, penis machinist, poke, fellate, fig, English method, face pussy, double event, discharge, decoy(er), dick butter, daisy chain, flat fuck, foreskin, hummer, impotence, impotency, IBM, horny, hole it, he/she, hard-on, basketful of meat, belly-fucker, belly-queen, belly rub, bell cheese, bio boy, binding, bagpiping, anal-genital intercourse, anal play, anal sexual play, 17-ketosteroid, button, bullets, bury the wick, carnal parts, carezza, bollocks, bore, bone-up, box the compass, cookies, copulate, cockhead cheese, cojones, college fuck, college style, coitus interruptus, cock cheese, clitoris, dick, box, sexual intercourse, uncircumcised,
Quotes Containing penis:
Jane (Susan Sarandon) on penis-sizes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I prefer small. I do . Aesthetically, I prefer small. Sam was huge and there were times when I just could not face it .''
Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990): ''What''s the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.''
William Shakespeare. Alls Well that Ends Well: ''He wears his honour in a box-unseen / That hugs his kicky-wicky
[penis] here at home / Spending his manly marrow in her arms. ..''
Jane (Susan Sarandon) on penis-sizes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I prefer small. I do . Aesthetically, I prefer small. Sam was huge and there were times when I just could not face it .''
Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990): 'What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.'
Officer Davis (Phil Hartman) in National Lampoon''s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993): ''Why did the guy give a name to his penis? He didn''t want a stranger making most of his decisions.''
That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me an extra tube steak .' An naive, unsuspecting Alice (Henriette Mantel) in A Very Brady Sequel (1996). Tube steak is slang for penis .
Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) talking about Stanley (his penis) in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): ''He normally gets up half an hour before I do .''
Jane (Susan Sarandon) on penis-sizes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I prefer small. I do . Aesthetically, I prefer small. Sam was huge and there were times when I just could not face it .''
Officer Davis (Phil Hartman) in National Lampoon''s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993): ''Why did the guy give a name to his penis? He didn''t want a stranger making most of his decisions.''
Larry Lipton (Woody Allen) in Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993): ''I''d fix Ted up with Helen Dubin, but they''d probably get-into an argument over penis-envy ; the poor guy suffers from it so.''
Annie (Diane Keaton) relating her conversation with her analyst to Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall (1977) - Annie:''Then she mentioned penis-envy . Do you know about that?'' - Alvy: ''Me?! I''m one of the few males who suffer from that.''
Zelig (Woody Allen), the human chameleon, in Zelig (1983):''I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke the concept of penis-envy . Freud felt it should be limited to women.''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ''Isn''t it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn''t it frightfully good to have-it-on / It''s swell to have a stiffy / It''s divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world''s biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John-Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife''s best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don''t take-it out in public or they''ll stick you in the dock and you won''t come back .''
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