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captain:
Or: the captain / my-body's-captain , the penis . See penis for synonyms.


See Also: captain, batchelor's fare, beau nasty, bleached mort, Athanasian wench, bastardly gullion, buck fitch, Captain Picard, captain has come, cat heads, cock-a-whoop, crusty beau, domine do little, dumb watch, fumbler, fusty luggs, fussock, give a girl a green gown, glimflashy, gollompus, grafted, get, horn work, hoydon, Irish beauty, Jack Whore, jakes, jokum cloy, merry arse Christian, Miss Molly, lady birds, Madam Ran, madge culls, pimp whiskin, prime article, prigstar, rabbit catcher, queer bitch, queer mort, rum blowen, rum doxy, rum mort, tetbury portion, twiddle poop, two-handed put, whiffles, wife in watercolors, wolf in the breast, captain is at home, red-light districk, riding St. George, round-mouth, quicunque vult, rantum scantum, ranlum scrantum, rantallion, receiver general, princum prancum, proud, public ledger, pucker water, pully hawly, punk, piss prophet, piss proud, pissing pins and needles, plug-tail, prigging, prig, man's privities, matrimonial peace-maker, melting moments, leaping over the sword, left-handed wife, letch, lob cock, lock hospital, Lord knows where, mackerel, madge, Miss Laycock, money, mort, mount a corporal and four, mow, Mrs. Princum Prancum, mutton-monger, muttoner, my body's captain, nimgimmer, notch, oil change, on the town, peculiar, peppered, phyz, physog, pie, jowl, keep it up, keeping cully, kettledrums, knock one on, jade, jimcrack, jilted, hummums, horn mad, gills, gimcrack, gill, gingambobs, green sickness, had'em, hair splitter, harridan, hedge whore, hedge-creeper, hellcat, henpecked, gab, gap-stopper, gamb, gander month, gam, fair game, feather bed jig, fetch mettle, flash man, flash the hash, flat cock, flogging cully, flyer, frenchified, fribble, fubsey, fruitful vine, cuckold the parson, cundum, custom-house, cutty-eye, daylights, dells, demi-rep, dock, dog's rig, coffee house, coffee shop, cold meat, Colt's tooth, Covent Garden ague, covey, crack the pipkin, crack a pitcher, cracked pipkin, crack the pitcher, cracked pitcher, crinkum crankum, chitty-faced, Captain Hogseye, case vrow, cat call, Buckinger's boot, buck, bunter, burning shame, bushel bubby, butched up, buttock and tongue, C**T, amorous congress, bachelor's fare, ballum rancum, blue boar, body's captain, woman's privities, wrinkle-belly, xantippe, widow's weeds, whither-go-ye, wagtail, wasp, Westminster wedding, Thomas, three-penny upright, three-penny uprighter, tip the velvet, token, top-diver, toss off, town bull, town rake, tuzzy-muzzy, scurvy end, shanker, short-heeled wench, slattern, smack, snoozing-ken, socket money, soul case, Spanish padlock, spice island, strapping, strum, sweep off one's feet,

Quotes Containing captain:
Ed (George Kennedy) & Frank (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2 . The Smell of Fear (1991): - Captain Ed Hocken: ''We have an address. Monique de Carlo, two-ten Belckner Street.'' - Lt. Frank Drebin: ''That''s the redlight district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there?'' - Captain Ed Hocken: ''Sex, Frank?'' - Lt. Frenk Drebin: ''No, not right now, Ed. We''ve got work to do .''
Captain Nemo (James Mason) and Professor Aronnax (Paul Lukas) in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954): - Captain Nemo: ''What you fail to understand is the power of hate. It can fill the heart as surely as love can .'' - Professor Aronnax: ''I''m sorry for you. It''s a bitter substitute.''
Captain Cummings (Cary Grant) and Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933) - Captain Cummings: ''Haven''t you ever met a man who could make you happy?'' - Lady Lou: ''Sure, lots of times.''
Captain Cummings (Cary Grant) and Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933) - Captain Cummings: ''Haven''t you ever met a man who could make you happy?'' - Lady Lou: ''Sure, lots of times.''
Madeline/Shanghai Lily (Marlene Dietrich) to Doc/Captain Donald Harvey (Clive Brook) in Shanghai Express (1932): ''It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.''
Madeline/Shanghai Lily (Marlene Dietrich) to Doc/Captain Donald Harvey (Clive Brook) in Shanghai Express (1932): ''It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.''
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
Rick/Richard Blain (Humphrey Bogart) to Captain Renault (Claude Rains) in Casablanca (1942): ''I stick my neck out for nobody.''
Rick/Richard Blain (Humphrey Bogart) to Captain Renault (Claude Rains) in the last scene of Casablanca (1942): ''Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.''
The Ghost/Captain Daniel Gregg (Rex Harrison) to Lucy Muir (Gene Tierney) in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947): 'Women are such fools!'
The Ghost/Captain Daniel Gregg (Rex Harrison) to Lucy Muir (Gene Tierney) in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947): ''Women are such fools!''
The Ghost/Captain Daniel Gregg (Rex Harrison) to Lucy Muir (Gene Tierney) in The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947): 'Women are such fools!'
Young Moira (Caroline Goodall) to Captain James Hook (Dustin Hoffman) in Hook (1991): ''You need a mother very, very badly.''
Young Moira (Caroline Goodall) to Captain James Hook (Dustin Hoffman) in Hook (1991): ''You need a mother very, very badly.''
Captain Al Giles (Earl Billings) to Chris (Richard Dreyfuss) and Bill (Emilio Estevez) in Stakeout (1987): ''And if you fuck this up , I''m going to take your nuts , tie ''em into a knot and run them through my shredder.''
John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947): 'I don't know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .'
John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947): ''I don''t know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .''
''I don''t know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .'' John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947)
John Fraser (Ward Bond) to Captain Chris Holden (Gary Cooper) in Unconquered (1947): 'I don't know what the Good Lord was about when he made a female out of a perfectly good rib .'
Captain Al Giles (Earl Billings) to Chris (Richard Dreyfuss) and Bill (Emilio Estevez) in Stakeout (1987): ''And if you fuck this up , I''m going to take your nuts and tie ''em into a knot and run them through my shredder.''
''When a girl is under twenty-one, she''s protected by law. When she''s over sixty-five, she''s protected by nature. Anywhere in-between , she''s fair-game .'' Captain Matt Sherman (Cary Grant) in Operation Petticoat (1959)
''When a girl is under twenty-one, she''s protected by law. When she''s over sixty-five, she''s protected by nature. Anywhere in-between , she''s fair-game .'' Captain Matt Sherman (Cary Grant) in Operation Petticoat (1959)
''When a girl is under twenty-one, she''s protected by law. When she''s over sixty-five, she''s protected by nature. Anywhere in-between , she''s fair-game .'' Captain Matt Sherman (Cary Grant) in Operation Petticoat (1959)
Captain Francis Grose. Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811) as: ''The blowen was nutts upon the kiddey because he is well-hung ; the girl is pleased with the youth because his genitals are large.''
Captain Jeffrey Spaulding (Groucho Marx) proposing marriage to both Mrs. Rittenhouse (Margaret Dumont) and Mrs. Whitehead (Margaret Irving) in Animal Crackers (1930): - Spaulding: ''Well, what do you say, girls? Are we all going to get married?'' - Rittenhouse: ''All of us?'' - Spaulding: ''All of us!'' - Rittenhouse: ''Yes, but that''s bigamy!'' - Spaulding: ''Yes, and it''s big-of-me too. It''s big of all of us. Let''s be big for a change. I''m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother?''
Captain Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): 'I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we're alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. Scarlett! Look at me. I've loved you more than I've ever loved any woman and I've waited longer for you than I've ever waited for any woman . Here's a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.'
Lawrence Paros. The Erotic Tongue (1984): 'Nobody really knows where the hole came from, though Captain Grose, the roguish eighteenth- century lexicographer, had his own ideas about it . His version opens with an angel who had been employed in forming women, forgetting to cut off their parts-of-generation . Enter Lucifer who took it upon himself to set matters right. Taking a somewhat direct approach to the problem, he placed himself in a sawpit with a scythe fixed to a stick in his hand and directed the women to straddle the pit . He then gave each the mark-of-the-beast (c. 1715). The pit being too deep for the length of his instrument , tall women received only a moderate scratch , but little women, because their legs were so short and more within his reach, received a somewhat larger cut . The long and the short of it? They both went home with an everlasting-wound (17th C), known in some quarters as the divine-scar (18th C). The Devil, henceforth, was to be known as Old Nick or Ole Scratch; and the c**t [cunt, as slit (17th-20th C), nick , and gash (both 16th-20thC).'


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