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(1) Humorist James Thurber (1894-1961) rephrasing the cliché: a woman's place is in the home/kitchen: ' A woman's place is in the wrong .' Of course, as Lady Lou (Mae West) says in She Done Him Wrong


See Also: full load, Apostle's pinch, chemise, cnemopalmia, intimate apparel, thelebasiate, thelelingus, thelemassation, three-ring circus, tickle the minikin, torso job, trichoerethism, twin lovelies, tooters, top ballocks, top buttocks, tibiocontrectation, tit for tats, tit king, titties, warm fuzzy, whisper pot, tatas, tattas, sweetheart neckline, swift baby, ta-tas, split stuff, squeeky, sweater dandies, smoo, snutchie, speed-dame, speed bumps, pair of headlights, palone, pantry shelves, peanut smuggling, pectoral bubbies, pectoral bulges, pectoral eminences, pectoral excurvations, pectoral handfuls, pectoral ninnies, personalities, plain Jane, playground, the, pleasure place, pneumatic bliss, polone, poodle, pretty lungs, quail-pipe, roundies, Jane Doe, Jane Q. Citizen, Jane Q. Public, jelly cave, jizz spider, junioress, howitzers, growths, grudies, groodies, gynaeolatry, gyneolatry, home wrecker, lady lover, love box, love pillows, lulus, mamazulons, mammets, mamms, mams, mangoes, mastocontrectation, memories, milk shop, mimpins, milk buckets, moustache ride, mulligans, nacks, nature's founts, nice pair of eyes, ninnies, nippers, niptastic mate, nobs, nungers, cock-artist, chest puppies, cheiloproclitic, chalubbies, catamenia, catamenial discharge, bobbers, bosiasm(s), bubbies' uncle, bulbs, busters, assets, atom bombs, baby pillows, agynophelymity, bad news, balloons, bazoongies, bean bags, bell peppers, bellys, bends, the, bezongas, big love, fuzzy-bunny, gay wench, fall off the roof, female goodies, feminine heart pumper, flesh bombs, fleshy charms, fleshy parts (of a woman), flops, front bumpers, dinners, dotal, double, dress goods, drop anchor down the booby hutch, drop anchor in the bubby hutch, east and west, easts and wests, eat seafood, distaff, jane, coital alignment technique, cock-and-hen, crowie, cutes, cutie, cyprinophilia, divorcee, Dracula's mother, frog legs, French fare, fortune cookie, fire-box, frowsy, fucksome, girleen, glamour puss, bipara, biffa, ball of fire, barn burner, bagel baby, a proper bit of frock, anophile, anorapt, anoraptus, butch mafia, byke, burka, burning bush, bush pig, bread buttered on both sides, breeder fish, breast fest, bowzer, bonnet, cat-fight, caligynephobia, chemical blonde, chiclet, ching doll, horror feminae, hot biscuit, Gretchen, grass skirt, mysogyny, madam X, lesbian feminist, lone woman, scorcher, rose between two thorns, quiff hunter, proper bit of frock, priss, pussy-simple, phat chick, phillipean, snuggy, southern belle, segoonya, sex machine, shuttle-butt, steppe sister, tennagant, thelyphthoric, tocopepantic, tigress, venustraphobia, trouser arouser, tip the velvet, woman, woman-proof, libber, lady's man, loose kirtle, loose-legged woman, camping, cow, double moral standard, double standard, double sexual standard, deflowering, demimondaine, commodity, fallen woman, fast chick, fast girl, fast lady, flirtee, fingerdoodling, black velvet, bra-burner, apodyopsis, apron strings, babe-o-rama, a piece of skirt, a piece of snatch, a piece of calico, a piece of fluff, a piece of goods, accouchement, acquaintance rape, bazookas, big O, lying-in, ladies room, loose-gowned woman, loose-hilted woman, hag, hot number, jade, split-tail, piece of calico, piece of fluff, piece of goods, plough, plow, piece of skirt, piece of snatch, womenfolk, wagtail, tittivated, toxic shock syndrome, totty, TSS, tubal ligation, trouser serpent in the grass, trout-fishing, tribas, trip down the mine shaft, triple header, trollymog, uglies, twitchet-struck, twat raking, twatting, twatty, twigger, up her way, up in you, up to your apricots in kipperland, up to your nuts in guts, upper-ten, upside-down kiss, town Johnny, trannying, trans catcher, trans-hag, tranz-hag, titty-boo, titty masher, tithioscopia, tittivate, tit-up, tillage, tickling the fancy, wallet girl, wallflower, wad sop, wanton woman, warm bit, warm body, village overtones, virgo intacta, walk-in, wet the worm, wetting the willy, whanking date, whipped, white sugar, weak sister, well-rounded, well-furnished, wet dream-girl, woman of size, woman in her courses, woman of a certain class, willing bit, willing tit, Wilma and Betty, wolf whistle, wolfish, X-legged, yelper, zipper-moraled Suzie, zipper morals, zulubruiser, pigger, pigmouth, pillars to the temple, plumb (her depths), plough the back forty, ploughing the furrow, plonk, playing solitaire, play hide the hamster, play hide the salami, play hide the sausage, play hide the weenie, play rub-belly, popover, pleaser, powder one's nose, powder ones puff, pre-orgasmic woman, Pointer Sisters, The, poke a stroke, poke in the whiskers, poke through the whiskers, poking the bearded triangle, poking the fire, poking the pork, piece of dark meat, piece of Eve's meat, peroxide blonde, philogynist, philogyny, phizgig, peg puff, peddling her hips, passionate pilgrim, Patess, paraphin lamp, parish bull, parish stallion, punchboard, proxenetism, proper Casanova, a, queen-size(d), ragmop, ram your rod, raven beauty, raver, real babe, real stunner, put (one) on the block, put (one) on the corner, put the blocks to, put the S.A. in U.S.A., rare piece of dark meat, rebel, reeling in the fish, ride a rantipole, ride rantipole, scrape, rub leather, rubies, saving it, spreading the folds, spuzz receptacle, spoons, straight lay, stab in the thigh, stand a push, steamer, sweep out the chimney, sweet charity, sweet chocolate, sugar brown, sugar-chaser, step sister, sweat hog, strawberry, strawberry patch, streamlined, thesauromania, Thisbe, three-way woman, tibialoconcupiscent, tartlet, Thelma and Louise, technodynamia, teeth in her crotch, tackhead, take a turn in the stubble, take a turn on Love Lane, take a turn on Mount Pleasant, take a turn on Shooters Hill, take a turn on the aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn through the stubble, take a turn in the bush, take in beef, take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass, taking her temperature with a meat thermometer, tantaleur, tantaleuse, swiftie, sweet young thing, syntribadism, tail-femme, tail-sweet, take a trip around the parsley patch, take a turn in Bushy Park, shot at the front door, sink the pink, sheltering under the pink umbrella, shoot downstairs, shot up the straight, shaggable, shagstress, shapely, Sheila, sex monger, sex bunny, sex kitten, sexist, sexer, sex abolitionist, scrunch, scum dump, scuzz, speedster, spear the bearded clam, split arse, so busy Ive had to put a man on to help, smockface, snow bunny, slotted job, smasher, sister act, sketell, skin the cat, skin the pizzle, slag, slam, slapper, sleepy-time girl, slip in, slip it to her, slip-sliding away, slice the legs off, slope gal, slopie gal, Jemima, infertile period, Irish beauty, Irish pasture, ischolagny, interested in only one thing, It's not the bull they're afraid of, it's the calf, juicy feeling, keptie, knocking the bottom out of, knave of hearts, korephile, Joan Bull, jay, Jewess, Jewish American Princess, jiggly show, hot-panted woman, hot back, hot lips, hot item, hot piece of dark meat, hotsy, hot bot, hot-assed, hot-assed woman, horse breaker, horny hussy, hotter than a Fourth-of-July hoedown, hotter than a red firewagon, hysteromania, Iceburg Slim, immoral girl, in like Flynn, gynephobia, gynophobia, gyn-, grousegrunt, hanging at the Y, have a bit of cock, have a bit of cunt, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of split mutton, have a bit of sugar stick, greasing the pole, good looker, go fleshing it, go leather-stretching, girl-crazy, Gods revenge on a woman, hobbler, hobeast, hirsutism, homo-lover, honey dip, hop in the saddle, hop into the horses collar, hop on a babe, hopped-up job, have a bit of the creamstick, have a brush with the cue, have a dash in the bloomers, have a hot roll with cream, have a poke, have a turn on one's back, have hot pudding for supper, have one's chimes rung, have one's cut, have one's oats, have one's ticket punched, heart-crusher, heart-smasher, heavy hitter, heebess, looks at every woman through the hole in his prick, lie feet uppermost, light lady, let in, lewd woman, light woman, little charmer, lady hotbot, Laverne and Shirley, lady of the town, lay down, les-be-friends, lay with her feet uppermost, Lucy and Ethel, luvvy, Mademoizook, make scissors, making a deposit, loose lips, loose-love lady, loose skirts, loose woman, lost her cherry, loose lady, lovely variety, the, lubra, lust dog, low rent, lower cynosure (of the female), lowie, nimble-hipped, no better than she ought to be, naughty girl, naughty lady, nailhead, nammo, naval engagement, nemmo, nullipara, of classic proportions, old bat, old battle-axe, open-ass, mother-to-be, mizuko-jizo, mohair knickers, milk cow, Miss Hotbot, misogamy, misogynism, minger, mespot, Mickey and Minnie, meandering mama, menophilist, merry-legged, Merry Magdalene, marble heart, big twenty, bikini, bikini whale, bimmy, bit of ass, bit of ebony, bit of goods, bit of grease, biffer, ben's gran, bend some ham, big chester, big game hunting, big girl flamboyant, beo, belly ass, belly plea, belly woman, beddy, bedful of sin, BBW, bean belly, be with a woman, beach bunny, beastess, beastette, bed bait, bed bargain, baked alaska, baked ass, banbury, bangs like a bunny, bangs like a tappet, ballane, bag-twister, ad feminam, ace queen, aidocratia, afghan, Afrodite, afternoon gig, all tits and teeth, allantotrioism, allotriorasty, a piece of dark meat, a piece of Eve's meat, a bit of mutton, 59, 59ing, a bit of crackling, baby-split, baby vamp, bachelette, bachelor bait, bachelor-man, bachelorette, Attila The Hen, arse from elbow down, arse up, babe-a-cious, arching for it, anophelophobia, anger rapist, anililagnia, Alsatian, ambibombe, American trombone, agomphathymia, amply endowed, androgynous fucking, bremelo, broad-jumping, broke her ankle, broke her knees, broken-kneed, bun woman, bungalowing, bubby trader, buffarilla, bury the bone, blacksmiths shop, bit of skirt, bitch kitty, bitch magnet, black bagging, boo-boo head, boggle, bona palone, bona polone, box of assorted creams, boudoir bandit, boudoir photo, Boston marriage, can of brown polish, cack-broad, callipygette, callisural, callitrichous, carry a bundle, caress oneself, cataphilist, catch an oyster, cheeker, chase pussy, chase tail, chasee, chador, charcoal blossom, charcoal lily, cat-party, chocolate drop, chunk of lead, chickybabe, cherry-pipe, chick flick, chickboy, cock bite, cock-happy, cock in her eye, cock-pleaser, cock-smitten, coarse piece, clitorize, chuck a tread, chicklet, classy chassis, cleaver, cleft underside, clit fix, fleece, fleece hunter, fishtail, fix her plumbing, fizgig, flash of light, fluffer, Fraulein, freewheeling femme, fresh nugs, fanny magnet, farmer's lady, faggoteer, estromania, eternal feminine, the, drack, face on a stick, filling the box, filling the juicebox, fidget the midget in Bridget, fifty-nine, fifty-nining, feminine persuasion, the, feminine variety, the, femme fatale, female impersonator, female of the species, the, female variety, the, femdomme, fed at both ends, feed the monkey, feed the pussy, fastie, give hard for soft, glazing the donut, give a hole to hide in, give one a bone, give one a stab, give standing room for one only, give the dog a bone, give the ferret a run, give up one's treasure, go beard-splitting, go bird's nesting, go bum-tickling, go bum-working, go bush-ranging, go cock-fighting, go cunny-catching, go doddling, go doodling, go pile-driving, go prick-scouring, go quim-sticking, go rump-splitting, go stargazing, girdler, gigolette, gigsy, gill flurt, gimme girl, give her a bit of the other, give her a length, give her a past, give her a shot, give her a thrill, give her one, get home, get some cunt, get someone in trouble, get the sugar stick, get up (the pole), getting plugged, fulsome, fuck princess, fussock, fusty luggs, g-g, geezerbird, colpette, cockaman, coisman, cockstupration, cow-climbing, crack the belly, corking the onion, Cosmo Girl, cotton ball, courtesan fantasy, common woman, community chest, coquette, coquettish, cut him off, Daisy Dumpling, dame complex, dame-on-the-make, danzanol, crurocentric, cuddle and kiss, cum dumpster, crackish, cram, cremie, a, cross-legged, crotch watcher, deflowered, dangerous curve, dead down there, December-May romance, dig in the wiskers, digger, digitate, digitize, delivery room, delo nammow, dicked in the pudding, dicky broad, do a back fall, do a bottom-wetter, do a flop, do a spread, do a tumble, do a woman's job for her, do-able, dildoism, dibby-dibbies, dick-drinker, do it with oneself, do oneself, dolmio grin, dominatrix bitch, Don Juaness, double-life (wo/man), double fuck, drag hustler, drag show, drive it home, drive it to home base, drive-thru, driving Miss Daisy, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, dry hole, dunk the dingus, easy meat, easy pick-up, dusky dame, enjoy a woman, esquaw, esquimuff, hot pants, sweater girl, sex object, sexual object, misogyny, lady-killer, lady, lib, jab, punch, gardnerella, girl, girlie, fluff, bobtail, bint, woman-on-top position, transvestism, transvestitism, tray bits, trey bits, tour de france, tit man, tit-smacker, tits man, twins, the, V-girl, trolleys, trollies, triple penetration, twat-crazy, twat-happy, women-folk, wool, wife-swapping, you-know-what, you-know-where, yummy, world, watermelons, wear the drag, wide-open beaver, wild baby, wild girl, wild thing, walk the streets, vincilagnia, warmest valley, wallflower week, wang, birds and the bees, the, birds-nester, biscuit, bit of hair, bit of ebony goodness, bedswerver, bed-swerver, berkeleys, berkleys, big brown eyes, big browneys, betty, balcony, bad week, Beave, The, beaver pose, be at number one, bash leather, bat up, ample-bodied woman, alternating flame, apron knight, Are you saving it for the worms?, B.S.H., aunt Flo, artichoke, baby bumpers, a bit of ebony, a bit of skirt, a piece of mutton, adultera, a piece of ass, bit of cunt, bonbons, bone addict, boiler, bombshell, boosiasm(s), boosies, boob job, boody, booty, bit of fluff, bit of stuff, block of ice, bludgeon, bushel bubby, bustle, butter baby, bubby boob, bunnies, bunch-punch, breast man, British Standard Handful(s), break a cherry, clitoral orgasm, club, cock hound, cherry pie, chones, cat heads, centerfold, change of life, chassis, cherchez la femme, catheads, Cape of Good Hope, Cape Horn, fluzie, flip-flaps, flip-flops, flash drag, fleshy bagpipes, frigidity, frontage, freezer, frail job, fornicatress, feme, femoke, fifth point of contact, facts of life, the, fag bag, faggot's moll, fans her pussy, fan one's pussy, fancy, gill, Getting some?, gixie, glands, gavabos, Full lips, fill lips, gay house, gay in the legs, gay lib, gay liberation, gazongas, Get any?, gamb, garbanzos, garbonzos, fruitful vine, elders, Don Juan syndrome, doodle sack, doos, Douglas cul-de-sac, Don Juanism, dolly bird, do the right thing, dog clutch, die, diamond-digger, dant, dead easy, demimonde, demi-rep, crack it, creamie, Crescent Moon, crinkum crankum, crone, crack a pitcher, cunt-struck, cuissade, cul-de-sac, cully-shangy, crow, dacrylagnia, cyesolagnia, dainties, dairies, dairy arrangements, dairy farm, Corinthian, cop a cherry, coot, cookie, courting cream, cover girl, crack the pipkin, crack the pitcher, cracked pipkin, cracked pitcher, crack a cherry, coffee house, coffee shop, cocksmith, colpoheterophrenia, cold heart, collar-and-tie, coming wench, pum-pum, push-over, pushover, poundcake, princesse lointaine, pull a train, put it to her, queen bee, scrubber, scank, schwing, rectouterine pouch, rectouterine excavation, riding St. George, rifle, right sort, paps, Page Three Girl, pair, pan, pancake, pecs, pects, penis captivus, pick a cherry, piece of mutton, pray with the knees upwards, pop somebody open, pouch of Douglas, pound leather, poon, plaything, plooch, ploot, pink surprise, pinup girl, pipkin, placket, shady lady, sex pot, shiksa, shift-work, shot betwixt wind and water, sex lube, sex lubricant, sexpot, sex goddess, skin diving, slick chick, slattern, short heels, smell-smock, smock, smut-slut, split-ass, sweet patootie, sweet potato pie, sweet line, streetwalking, stinky-pinky, split-mutton, split-beaver shot, split belly, sweetest valley, taco, three-penny bits, thump, intermammary cleft, INAH, jactation, jilt, jubes, Judys tea cup, jugs, knick-knacks, knobs, knobbies, kettledrums, junoesque, hot lay, hot flash, hot flush, idiogamist, hotty, hoyden, hotline, headlamps, headlights, hellcat, honeymoon bladder, honeymoon cystitis, honkers, have a bit of bum, high stepper, hillnelly, God's gift to women, go on drag, goodies, gow, have a bit of tail, hammer, hammering, hand-warmers, hairy bit, line of cleavage, lingerie, little woman, the, lady in waiting, kleenex, lady of easy virtue, lube, lubricant, lumps, lungs, lost her honor, Mae West(s), make an honest woman of, maieusiophilia, misogynist, moose, mort, mot, Mrs. Right, maracas, Manchester City, mankind, man-below position, mesoseinia, open up, other woman, the, nudie-cutie, nymphet, muffins, norgs, norgies, norkers, norks, nick-nacks, nipple, good woman, man-on-top position, mistress, nail, gal, fast woman, fine figure, fleshpot, deadlier of the species, cheesecake, boots and shoes fetish, bob-tail, a piece of patch, a piece of stuff, big game, masher, hop on, honey, sloppy seconds, Sheila-na-gig, piece of stuff, piece of patch, pie, quim, Watering the Oak Tree, vampire sex, vampirism, whole, tomato, prostitute-versus-madonna syndrome, madam, madonna-whore syndrome, measurements, pickup, bit, chlamydia, Chlamydia trachomatis, cunt, ladies' man, hole, Jezebel, mark of the beast, nick, slit, doll, divine scar, everlasting wound, fair sex, gallant, gig, beaver shot, babe, titch, vamp, vaginal yeast infection, uranian, uranist, tuna, tootsie, tool, tootsy, tomcat, wet and willing, wanton, yeast infection, wife-in-law, B-girl, article, ass man, back-door man, a piece of tail, a piece of meat, Adam, adventuress, banana, bar girl, biddy, chick, cavalier, Cateracts of the Nile, candidiasis, gam, eunuch, floozy, frail, doughed-up darling, doxy, dish, cunt-tease, cunt-teaser, crumpet, cupcakes, cuzzie, cooz(e), coozey, coozy, cooch, skank, sex-chauvinist, thing, tart, street girl, street walker, street whore, street worker, streetwalker, sugar bowl, sugar daddy, sugar honey, sugar papa, piece, piece of ass, piece of meat, penis muliebris, pay papa, peach, party girl, piece of tail, pig, pitcher, pinup, pin-up, playmate, poontang, pursonality papa, quandong, score, quiff, moniliasis, MCP, missionary position, ladylike, madge, main, main piece, male chauvinist pig, lovely, knock, hot tamale, honey fuck, honey man, honeyfuck, he/she, hat, hat rack, grind, gold mine, great divide, guy, gynandry, gynaecologist, gynecologic spread, gynecologist, hairy escutcheon, half and half, halve the crack, green sickness, gynepiresalgia, harpoon, harpy, harridan, hard baby, hard-boiled baby, hard-boiler, good-time girl, grisette, grummet, gusset, grabbing some snatch, grant a favor, grant favors, grant one's favors, grant sexual favors, grant the favor, grass-back, go on the stitch, Hathor, have the curse, hawking her meat, hay bag, have ones way with, have it in, have one's bell rung, heart breaker-upper, heels in the air, heartbreaker, hemotigolagnia, hen, henpecked, herosexual, herstory, heterovalent, hey-hey hussy, hide the weasel, homoism, hone, hoochie, hootchie, homi-polone, hog, hold a bowling ball, hobby horse, hip chick, high maintenance, hit-and-runner, hit the kitten, hot tomato, Hottentot apron, hot sketch, hot stuff, hot-tailed woman, hot funky, horn-dog, horseman, hose monster, hosebag, hot baby, hot-arsed, hot as a firecracker, hot box, hot bod, humper, hungry arse, hurl, hypersexual, hypersexuality, hubba-hubba, hufemity, hound dog, in the closet, in Cock Alley, hysterectomy, icing queen, ice queen, knock one on, knock up, knockout, jokum cloy, king of clubs, king triad, jilted, jintoe, jill off, juice for jelly, it-chaser, JAP, Jerusalem artichoke, jewel coaxer, jazz baby, jazzed-up jane, jazzy jane, jazzy member, jazzy number, inamorata, incubus, infertility, introduce Charlie, introduce the captain, introduce the captain to his pie, Ireland, Jack Whore, isomulcia, low heel(s), low road, lupanar, lush, lusty-guts, luv, lost sex, Lothario, lounge beetle, lounge lizard, lovelies, love pirate, love thief, loose-legged, love handles, make the chimney smoke, make-out artist, magdalene, maidenhood, madefaction, mackin', lady of color, Lady Jane, lady bird, lady birds, lady-chaser, lead-pipe cinch, lease-piece, Leather Lane, lecher, left-handed wife, lay the wood, lesbionage, living doll, lobbing it through an open window, lollapaloosa, lollipalooza, light skirts, Little Miss Roundheels, loose, loose-bodied, loose-bodied woman, loose-gowned, looker, a, loose-hilted, linguist, like chucking a sausage down the Old Kent Road, like chucking a worm up the Mersey Tunnel, light meat, lie in a state, lift a leg, lift skirts, motorcycle, mount, Mr. Horner, moll hunter, Miss America Pageant, missionary, merry bit, metophilia, merry legs, mega-babe, melted butter, melting moments, menace to decent society, menace to society, mash, mashie, mazophallist, man-proof, man chaser, man-eater, manhandle, mutton dressed as lamb, mutton-monger, muttoner, nest in the bush, Naughty Nellie, Norma Snokkers, nudie, nut-cruncher, nookey, nooky, old hat, off duty, off games, office bike, office pump, out of circulation, out of commission, out of order, overnight bag, open your legs, oracle, old man, old pot, old woman, omnibus, on the loose, on the town, oncer, oomph girl, sapphire, saving it for marriage, saving it for the worms, rutter, sack chaser, rub up, Rubenesque, scratch, screamer and creamer, screwing, scolds bridle, scar-crossed prunes, Scarlet Harlot, scarlet lady, scarlet sister, scarlet woman, scarleteer, ring the stork bell, rip her guts down, rip off, rip off a quick piece, roundheel, roundheeled gal, roundheeler, roundheels, rock whore, rodding, rodgering, rogering, rasper, rattle shopping, rehearsing lullabies, ride Saint George, ride St. George, queer queen, queerie, quick push, quicksand, puts out, putter in the hole, quaedam, put the boots, put the devil into hell, put out, rabbit pie, rags, queen triad, quiffing, ream, ramming, rantipole, purushayita-bandha, procurer, proud, put it into, put it out of sight, put it to, pulling the train, pully hawly, prig, prigging, prospector, poon hound, popular with the ladies, pornocracy, pound the mound, predator, preparing the bassinet, pocket twister, ponce, pole vault, pole work, poling, poll, polly, pneumatic, plague, the, pig-meat, paraffin lamp, paramour, park the porpoise, parlor lizard, parnel, panty, patootie, patriotute, paste, peecam, peel one's best end in, perfect lady, penis envy, penis equivalent, penis femineus, peephole, peg, pick up, pick-up artist, picker-upper, surrogate mother, sweet meat, sweaterful, strike out, strip one's tarse, strollop, strop one's beak, strumpet, study astronomy, split kipper, square (someone's) circle, squaw, sport model, sporting her blubbers, spot the nuptial bed, spread for someone, spread shot, spread your legs, spreader, stitch, stepper, stick, strap-on dildo, strapping, steg, star of the line, stacked, stadge, switchel, technical virgin, tear off a piece (of ass), temptress, three-legged beaver, thorough-good-natured wench, thigmosis, tether one's nag, tib, three-way broad, three-way frail, tail box, Take Back the Night, target, take in cream, take it in, take a turn in the Hair Court, T-bird, swinge, take a turn in Cock Alley, take a turn in Cock Lane, take a turn in Cupid's Alley, take a turn in Cupid's Corner, sextortioner, sexism, sexual icon, sex hormones, sex icon, sex job, second-hand dartboart, seducer, see stars, scunt, scupper, Sheba, shed, shank, shafting, shag-bag, shagadelic, shack job, sink the sub, silent epidemic, short-heeled wench, shoving a sausage up Regent Street, shoving it into the Lincoln Tunnel, skankskeever, skeezer, slatterpiece, skirt, skin-chasing, slitch, slither, slich, slip a length, slip her a length, slip her a quick crippler, slip her one, slice of damp, split beaver, spanogyny, speedy sister, spike-faggot, split a kipper, soiled dove, soft job, soft leg, soft roll, snap, snib, sniffer, smock service, smockage, smooth operator, smoothie, cooler, contrectophobia, controlling part, controsexual, concubine, crack a Judy, cotquean, coming woman, commercial phone sex, common-law 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Quotes Containing woman:
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Horace Vandergelder (Paul Ford), at 65, plans to marry again in The Matchmaker (1958): 'I like my house run well, with order, comfort and economy. That's a woman's work . But even a woman can't do-it well if she's merely paid for it . In order to run a house well a woman must have the feeling that she owns it . So, marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.'
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher 'Kit' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): 'I don't want a woman who's trying to tell the world what to do . I don't even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who's helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher ''Kit'' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): ''I don''t want a woman who''s trying to tell the world what to do . I don''t even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who''s helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .'' And later: ''Women and me don''t agree.''
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher 'Kit' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): 'I don't want a woman who's trying to tell the world what to do . I don't even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who's helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: 'All you have to do is be firm.' - Clarence Jr.: 'Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?' And later: 'You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it's not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I'm wrong right there. A woman doesn't think at all. She get's stirred up .'
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: ''All you have to do is be firm.'' - Clarence Jr.: ''Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?'' And later: ''You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it''s not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I''m wrong right there. A woman doesn''t think at all. She get''s stirred up .''
Tillie Schlaine (Carol Burnett) to Pete Seltzer (Walter Matthau) in Pete ''n'' Tillie (1972): - Tillie: ''What do you think?'' - Pete: ''I think you are a fine-figure of a woman .'' - Tillie: ''I wasn''t asking about me. I was asking about the apartment.'' - Pete: ''Oh. It needs a man''s touch .'' -Tillie: ''Incidentally, for future reference, no woman who fancies she has a good-figure likes to hear she''s a fine-figure of a woman . The two aren''t the same at all.''
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: 'All you have to do is be firm.' - Clarence Jr.: 'Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?' And later: 'You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it's not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I'm wrong right there. A woman doesn't think at all. She get's stirred up .'
Captain Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): 'I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we're alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. Scarlett! Look at me. I've loved you more than I've ever loved any woman and I've waited longer for you than I've ever waited for any woman . Here's a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.'
Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins), Alberta Russell (Kathleen Turner), Sylvie Morrow (Whoopi Goldberg), Alberta and Rebecca again in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Rebecca: 'I just realized that we have all kinds of womanhood here right now. We have a single-woman , a married-woman , a divorced woman and of course the ever present widow.' - Alberta: 'These are just words that describe your marital status, not womanhood . I don't think you ought to describe yourself in that-way , Rebecca.' - Sylvie: 'Why not?' - Alberta: 'Because it implies that we change ourselves around men. I mean, we are who we are irrespective of the company we keep.' - Rebecca: 'Hmm, hmm, which is why ever since some painter screamed for his idot dog with his stupid name we have been unable to utter one intelligent word.'
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O''Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): ''I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we''re alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. (...) Scarlett! Look at me. I''ve loved you more than I''ve ever loved any woman and I''ve waited longer for you than I''ve ever waited for any woman . (...) Here''s a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You''re a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.''
''The Scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us: Woman takes possession of a man''s precious soul. While the Ecclesiastics tells us: More bitter than death is woman .'' William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) warning Adso of Melk (Christian Slater) against falling in love-in The Name of the Rose (1986)
'I hope you don't mind working under a woman .' Michelle Huddleston (Brenda Bakke) to Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993): 'She means taking orders from a woman , or does she?'
Alma (Thelma Ritter) to Jan Morrow (Doris Day) in Pillow Talk (1959): ''If there''s anything worse than a woman living alone, it''s a woman saying she likes it .''
Young Vada (Anna Chlumsky) after a woman-to-woman talk about the facts of life with Shelley (Jamie Lee Curtis) in My Girl (1991): 'I think it should be outlawed. '
James Bond (Roger Moore) and a shapely woman in Octopussy (1983): - Woman: 'You have a very good memory for faces. ' - James Bond: 'And figures. '
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Selina Kyle/Cat Woman (Michelle Pfeiffer) to Bruce Wayne/Batman (Michael Keaton) in Batman Returns (1992): ''I''m a woman and can''t be taken for granted. Life''s a bitch now so am I.''
''The Scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us: Woman takes possession of a man''s precious soul. While the Ecclesiastics tells us: More bitter than death is woman .'' William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) warning Adso of Melk (Christian Slater) against falling in love-in The Name of the Rose (1986)
''Woman is the soul of man , the radiance that lights his way . Woman is glory.'' Don Quixote (Peter O''Toole) to Aldonza/Dulcinea (Sophia Loren) in Man of La Mancha (1972)
''Woman is the soul of man , the radiance that lights his way . Woman is glory.'' Don Quixote (Peter O''Toole) to Aldonza/Dulcinea (Sophia Loren) in Man of La Mancha (1972)
''The Scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us: Woman takes possession of a man''s precious soul. While the Ecclesiastics tells us: More bitter than death is woman .'' William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) warning Adso of Melk (Christian Slater) against falling in love-in The Name of the Rose (1986)
''Woman is the soul of man , the radiance that lights his way . Woman is glory.'' Don Quixote (Peter O''Toole) to Aldonza/Dulcinea (Sophia Loren) in Man of La Mancha (1972)
Alexis Zorba (Anthony Quinn) to the Englishman Basil (Alan Bates) in Zorba the Greek (1964): 'If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart , but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.'
Alexis Zorba (Anthony Quinn) to the Englishman Basil (Alan Bates) in Zorba the Greek (1964): ''If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart , but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.''
Young Vada (Anna Chlumsky) after a woman-to-woman talk about the facts of life with Shelley (Jamie Lee Curtis) in My Girl (1991): 'I think it should be outlawed. '
James Bond (Roger Moore) and a shapely woman in Octopussy (1983): - Woman: ''You have a very good memory for faces. '' - James Bond: ''And figures. ''
Laurence Shames. Sunburn: ''A woman you really liked looked prettier after you''d been to bed with her; a woman you didn''t, did not. This was one of the ways a man knew if he might''ve been falling in-love .''
Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman) to Julie Nichols (Jessica Lange) in Tootsie (1982): 'I was a better man with you as a woman that I ever was with a woman as a man . I just have to learn to do without the dress.'
Bible: Matthew (V. 28): ''Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust-after her, hath committed adultery with her already in his heart .''
Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) and Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally : 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry:'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally : 'Why not?' - Harry:'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally :'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry:'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
Dorothy Parker: ''That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can''t say ''no'' in any one of them.''
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: ''Harry, we are just going to be friends.'' - Harry Burns: ''You realise of course that we can never be friends.'' - Sally Albright: ''Why not?'' - Harry Burns: ''What I''m saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can''t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.'' - Sally Albright: ''So, you''re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.'' - Harry Burns: ''No, you pretty much want to nail them too.''
Dorothy Parker: ''That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can''t say ''no'' in any one of them.''
Joan about Heidi in Joan Rivers'' Salute to Heidy Abromowitz (1985): ''The woman who invented eigh-play, which is foreplay with two guys. ''
Rockland (John Wayne) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman .'
Rockland (John Wayne) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman .'
Rockland (John Wayne) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): ''I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman .''
''Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract.'' Venneker (Peter Ustinov) in The Sundowners (1960)
''Without knowledge of jewelry , my dear, a woman is lost.'' Aunt Alicia (Isabel Jeans) to Gigi (Leslie Caron) in Gigi (1958)
''I''m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.'' Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'' to Town (1935)
''Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract.'' Venneker (Peter Ustinov) in The Sundowners (1960)
''Without knowledge of jewelry , my dear, a woman is lost.'' Aunt Alicia (Isabel Jeans) to Gigi (Leslie Caron) in Gigi (1958)
''Without knowledge of jewelry , my dear, a woman is lost.'' Aunt Alicia (Isabel Jeans) to Gigi (Leslie Caron) in Gigi (1958)
''Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract.'' Venneker (Peter Ustinov) in The Sundowners (1960)
''I''m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.'' Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'' to Town (1935)
''I''m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.'' Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'' to Town (1935)
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry Burns: 'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally Albright: 'Why not?' - Harry Burns: 'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally Albright: 'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry Burns: 'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
Mischa Auer to Joan Davis (asthemselves) in Around the World (1943): 'What's the idea of posing as an attractive woman?'
Humorously defined by Louis J. Safian in An Irreverent Dictionary of Love and Marriage as: 'A woman who gets bed and boredom.'
Woodrow Wyatt: 'A man falls in-love through his eyes , a woman through her ears. '
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
'I'm a one-woman man , and I've had mine, thank God.' Ben Butley (Alan Bates) in Butley (1973)
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
Beatrice Skeffington (Bette Davis) quoting her husband in Mr. Skeffington (1944): ''Job says that a woman is beautiful only when she is loved.''
Vera Donovan (Judy Parfitt) in Dolores Claiborne (1995): ''Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to.''
Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) at the sight of a pretty woman in Spaceballs (1987): ''I''ll bet she gives great helmet .''
James Wolcott: ''I use broad as a moniker of respect for a woman who knows how to throw a mean right.''
John Smith (Henry Fonda) in The Moon''s Our Home (1936): ''Give me a simple primitive woman with a small high chest .''
Frisco Doll (Mae West) in Klondike Annie (1936): ''I''m an Occidental woman in an Oriental mood for-love .''
Dorothy Parker: 'That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them.'
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O'Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): 'The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .'
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O'Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): 'The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .'
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
Woody Allen in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989): 'The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.'
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
Gus/Augusta Mally (Sondra Locke) to Ben Shockley (Clint Eastwood) in The Gauntlet (1977): ''You know every woman has her thing about men. Something that turns her on? With me it''s hands, strong hands, like yours.''
Wyatt Earp (James Garner) about Calamity Jane in Sunset (1988): ''Mary Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman , but she looked like an unmade bed .''
Milo Perrier (James Coco) in Murder by Death (1976): ''It''s a statement of fact , Miss Twain, that as a man you are barely passible but as a woman , you are a dog .''
Mrs. Flax (Cher) and her daughter Charlotte (Winona Ryder) in Mermaids (1990): - Mrs. Flax: 'Okay, how do I look?' - Charlotte: 'Like a woman about to go forth in sin .' - Mrs. Flax: 'Oh, good. Exactly the look I was hoping for.'
Sam McCord (John Wayne) in North to Alaska (1960): 'Women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.' And later: 'Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy doesn't get my vote.'
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): 'I'd prefer a new version of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman into my life .'
Richard Nugent (Cary Grant) and Susan Turner (Shirley Temple) in The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947): - Richard : 'It's awful what a woman can do to a man . Look at history: Caesar and Cleopatra.' - Susan: 'Napoleon and Josephine.' - Richard : 'All of them. Behind every defeated man there's a frustrated love .'
Zeke (Tully Marshall) to Breck Coleman (John Wayne) in The Big Trail (1931): ''Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They''re''s all riddles all of ''em. And you just gotta guess ''em. And no matter which way you guess, you''re wrong.''
'My boy , a woman's advice isn't worth listening to, but any man who doesn't take-it is a fool.' Eduardo Acuna (Adolphe Menjou) to Robert Collins (Fred Astaire) in You Were Never Lovelier (1942)
A typical Fishism by Richard Fish (Greg Germann) from the TV series Ally McBeal (1997): 'You know , I had a great aunt once who said if you stare at a beautiful woman too long, you turn to stone. She was partially right.'
Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) and Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) in Wayne's World (1992): - Garth: 'Wayne, what do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman you think you're going to hurl?' - Wayne: 'I say hurl . If you blow-chunks and she comes back , she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.'
Wayman (Corwin Hawkins) to Shame when asked to spy on a woman in A Low Down Dirty Shame (1994): ''I''m about to go out to lunch , I''m not a vagitarian , so fish is not on the menu .''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val Morton: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - The Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val Morton: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - The Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
'My boy , a woman's advice isn't worth listening to, but any man who doesn't take-it is a fool.' Eduardo Acuna (Adolphe Menjou) to Robert Collins (Fred Astaire) in You Were Never Lovelier (1942)
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): ''I''d prefer a new version of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman into my life .''
Sam McCord (John Wayne) in North to Alaska (1960): ''Women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.'' And later: ''Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy doesn''t get my vote.''
Richard Nugent (Cary Grant) and Susan Turner (Shirley Temple) in The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947): - Richard : ''It''s awful what a woman can do to a man . Look at history: Caesar and Cleopatra.'' - Susan: ''Napoleon and Josephine.'' - Richard : ''All of them. Behind every defeated man there''s a frustrated love .''
James Carmichael (Joel McCrea) plying roulette against Mary Rutledge/Swan (Miriam Hopkins) in Barbary Coast (1935): 'Black! The color of woman's heart!'
Zeke (Tully Marshall) to Breck Coleman (John Wayne) in The Big Trail (1931): 'Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They're's all riddles all of 'em. And you just gotta guess 'em. And no matter which way you guess, you're wrong.'
Richard Nugent (Cary Grant) and Susan Turner (Shirley Temple) in The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947): - Richard : 'It's awful what a woman can do to a man . Look at history: Caesar and Cleopatra.' - Susan: 'Napoleon and Josephine.' - Richard : 'All of them. Behind every defeated man there's a frustrated love .'
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Sam McCord (John Wayne) in North to Alaska (1960): 'Women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.' And later: 'Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy doesn't get my vote.'
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): 'I'd prefer a new version of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman into my life .'
Amanda Penrose (Ann Sheridan) to Sylvia Fowler(Dolores Gray) in The Opposite Sex (1956): - Amanda : ''She''s a woman .'' - Sylvia: ''And what are we?'' - Amanda : ''Females. The lost-sex substituting fashion for passion and the analyst''s couch for the double bed .''
''Females should be kept illiterate and clean like canaries.'' Fellow journalist Phil Whittaker (Roscoe Karns) to Sam Craig (Spencer Tracy) who is writing a series of articles contradicting the opinions of Tess Harding (Katharine Hepburn) in Woman of the Year (1942)
Harriet (Nancy Travis) and Charlie (Mike Meyers) in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993): - Harriet Michaels: ''What do you look for in a woman you date?'' - Charlie Mackenzie: ''Well, I know everyone always say a sense of humor, but I really have to go-with breast size.''
Frank Musso (Joe Mantegna) about Norma Jean (Cassidy Rae) in National Lampoon''s Favorite Deadly Sins (1995): ''She was the only woman I ever met who could French-kiss through bulletproof glass.''
Libby Holden (Kathy Bates) in Primary Colors (1998): ''I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!''
Ex-hooker V (Melanie Griffith) to the inquisitive young Frank Wheeler (Michael Patrick Carter) who keeps asking about that spot in Milk Money (1994): - V:''There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy.'' - Frank:'' Where?'' - V:''Her heart .''
The Narrator of Last of the Dogmen (1995): ''Wherever they get to, all good stories begin and end in the same place , and that''s the heart of a man or a woman .''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object (...) because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
Carrie (Courtenay Cox) and David (Arye Gross) in The Opposite Sex (1993): - Carrie Davenport: ''You should learn to view women as a whole .'' - David Crown: ''Hey! Listen, I''m way too enlightened to look at a woman like that.''
A woman in a bar at the sight of Nick Nolte in I Love Trouble (1994): ''Don''t you think he''s off the charts hot?''
''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.'' Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941).
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
James Carmichael (Joel McCrea) plying roulette against Mary Rutledge/Swan (Miriam Hopkins) in Barbary Coast (1935): 'Black! The color of woman's heart!'
Zeke (Tully Marshall) to Breck Coleman (John Wayne) in The Big Trail (1931): 'Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They're's all riddles all of 'em. And you just gotta guess 'em. And no matter which way you guess, you're wrong.'
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Romy White (Mira Sorvino) complaining about the scarcity of interesting menales in a bar , and her friend Michelle Weinberger (Lisa Kudrow) in Romy and Michelle''s High School Reunion (1998): - Romy: ''I swear to God, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian .'' - Micheelle: ''You want to have-sex sometimes just to see if we are?'' - Romy: ''Just the idea of having-sex with another woman creeps me out ..., but, if we''re not married by the time were thirty, ask me again.''
Libby Holden (Kathy Bates) in Primary Colors (1998): ''I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!''
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.'' Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941).
Joey O'Brien (Robin Williams) flirting with a co-worker in Cadillac Man (1990): - Joey:'You and me... It's time we got-something going. I'm free tonight.' - Woman:'Oh, I'd like that, Joey, but I think I'd rather eat worms and die .' - Joey:'Hey! You know my worm doesn't have a hook .'
Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) and Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy:'Our parents are gone for two weeks. Do you know what that means? Their king size bed is empty.' - Denise:'I think that if you and I were the last man and woman on earth the human race would die out .'
Henry Moon (Jack Nicholson) to a woman in Goin' South (1978): 'I wouldn't take you to a dog fight if you were the defending champ.'
Rockland (John Wayne) to his would-be girlfriend (Ella Raines) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'You might as well know right now that no woman is going to get me hog-tied and branded. '
Reporter Virgil Whitaker (Hugh O'Connell) flirting with Mary Donnell (Bette Davis) in That Certain Woman (1937): - Virgil:'Look into my big honest grey eyes .' - Mary: 'With a pair of long sharp finger nails. '
Producer-director Oscar Jaffe (John Barrymore) about stage star Lily Garland/Mildred Plotka (Carole Lombard) in Twentieth Century (1934): 'I wouldn't take that woman back if she and I were the last people in the world ... and the future of the human race depended on it .'
Matt Nolan (James Cagney) in Taxi! (1932): 'I wouldn't go-for that dame if she was the last woman on earth... and I'd just got out of the navy.'
Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) and Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Woman (1990): - Edward: 'So, what happens after he climbs the tower and rescues her?' - Vivian:'She rescues him right back!'
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Professor Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) in Pygmalion (1938):'I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting and a confounded nuisance.'
The Dowager Empress (Helen Hayes) to the flirty Baroness von Livenbaum (Martita Hunt) in Anastasia (1956): 'To a woman of your age sex should be nothing but gender .'
D'Artagnan (Gabriel Byrne) in The Man in the Iron Mask (1998): 'I believe that one man can love one woman all his life and be the better for it .'
Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) to Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) in Manhattan (1979): 'There must be something wrong with me because I've never had a relationship with a woman that lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.'
Bill Dolworth (Burt Lancaster) spying of the revolutionary stronghold spots an old friend in The Professionals (1966): 'Lieutenant Sisi Chickita. Now there's a woman worth a ransom. She never says no .'
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Pirate Jamie Waring/Jamie Boy (Tyrone Power) and Lady Margaret Danby (Maureen O''Hara) in The Black Swan (1942): ''I didn''t know a woman could do this to a man , to make him itch to strangle her one minute and marry her the next.''
Frank Broderick (Henry Fonda) and Bob Weston (Tony Curtis) Sex and the Single Girl (1964): - Frank: ''What do you call-it when you hate the woman you love?'' - Bob: ''A wife .''
Pirate Jamie Waring/Jamie Boy (Tyrone Power) and Lady Margaret Danby (Maureen O''Hara) in The Black Swan (1942): ''I didn''t know a woman could do this to a man , to make him itch to strangle her one minute and marry her the next.''
China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935): ''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
Barbara Willis (Mary Astor), a married-woman confessing a moment of weakness with Dennis Carson (Clark Gable), and Vantine (Jean Harlow) in Red Dust (1932): - Barbara: ''It was one-of-those excitement-of-the-moment things. '' - Vantine: ''Well, watch out for the next moment, honey , it''s longer than the first .''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''Be careful! When the wife gets restless, the wife gets greasy.''
Maggy (Mary Cecil) in The Women (1939): ''You know , the first man who can think up a good explanation how he can be in-love-with his wife and another woman is going to win that prize they''re always giving out in Sweden.''
'I'm not one of these guys who's going to look upon you as an object (...) because I look upon a woman as a whole .' Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992)
Toby (Joan Hacket) and Georgia Hines (Marsha Mason) in Only When I Laugh (1981) - Toby:''A woman can never be too pretty. They take-it away from you soon enough. Hold on to it while you can .'' - Georgia : ''Come on . If you went bald and lost your teeth you''d still be cute-looking.''
Matt Nolan (James Cagney) in Taxi! (1932): ''I wouldn''t go-for that dame if she was the last woman on earth... and I''d just got out of the navy.''
Waldo Lydecker (Clifton Webb) to Det. Mark McPherson (Dana Andrews) in Laura (1944): - Waldo: ''Did you ever know a woman who wasn''t a doll or a dame?'' - Mark: ''Yes, one, but she kept walking me past furniture windows to look at the parlor suites.''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Waldo Lydecker (Clifton Webb) to Det. Mark McPherson (Dana Andrews) in Laura (1944): - Waldo: ''Did you ever know a woman who wasn''t a doll or a dame?'' - Mark: ''Yes, one, but she kept walking me past furniture windows to look at the parlor suites.''
Adam Cook (Oscar Levant) and Jerry Mulligan (Gene Kelly) in An American in Paris (1951): - Adam : ''What are you so glum about?'' - Jerry: ''I got woman trouble.'' - Adam : ''Well, that proves you''re a man .''
Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus Larrabee (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer) to Batman (Michael Keaton) in Batman Returns (1992): ''I''m a woman and can''t be taken for granted. Life''s a bitch , now so am I.''
Erica Benton (Jill Clayburgh) in An Unmarried Woman (1978): ''Balls! said the Queen. If I had ''em I''d be King. '' A rewording of: ''Balls! said the Queen. If I had two, I could be King. '' (If I had ''em I''d be king .) George Burns: ''If my aunt had balls , shed be my uncle .''
''You know something? When a woman looks as pretty as sunup, then she''s really pretty.'' Ben Allison (Clark Gable) to Nella Turner (Jane Russell) in The Tall Men (1955)
David Larrabee (Greg Kinnear) and Linus Larrabee (Harrison Ford) in Sabrina (1995) - David: ''She''s a real woman , not a, you know .'' - Linus: ''Transvestite?'' - David: ''No, she''s not a bimbo .''
''Why do they have these things so early? No woman can look good at five o''clock in the afternoon , except possibly Tatum O''Neil.'' Diana Barrie (Maggie Smith) preparing for an afternoon ceremony in California Suite (1978)
''I never knew a woman to look better in the morning than she does at night.'' Gay Langland (Clark Gable) to Roslyn Taber (Marilyn Monroe) in The Misfits (1961)
Abe (Alan King) in Memories of Me (1988): ''At my age you worry about two things. One, you''re with a woman and she says, let''s do-it again right now, and the other is, who''s going to come to my funeral?''
The Dowager Empress (Helen Hayes) to the flirty Baroness von Livenbaum (Martita Hunt) in Anastasia (1956): ''To a woman of your age sex should be nothing but gender .''
Lady Bracknell (Edith Evans) in The Importance of Being Earnest (1952):''A woman should never be really accurate about her age ; it looks so calculating.''
Atoon (Gedde Watanabe) about the sumo wrestlers ogling his ass , and Lawrence Bourne III (Tom Hanks) in Volunteers (1985): - Atoon: ''Don''t say nothing more. They want to use me like a woman .'' - Lawrence: ''Well, you''ll just have to show them you can take-it like a man .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941): ''If I were the cream-for that woman''s coffee, I''d curdle.'' And later: ''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.''
Tira''s (Mae West) answer to her maid in I''m No Angel (1933): - Maid: ''I was under the impression you were a one-man woman .'' - Tira: ''I am. One man at a time.''
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Donna (Gabrielle Anwar) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life . Simple. That''s what makes tango so great. If you make a mistake, get all tangled up , you just tango along.''
Susan (Rosalind Russell) and Jerome (Jerome Courtland) in A Woman of Distinction (1950): - Susan: ''What sort of razor do you plan to use?'' - Jerome: ''Electric.'' - Susan: ''Oh? Are you... are you AC or... DC?''
Betty Dodson in the Sex for One segment of the HBO Special The Best of Real Sex (1993): 'There's no such as a frigid woman ; it's somebody who hasn't learned how to have an orgasm .'
Betty Dodson in the Sex for One segment of the HBO Special The Best of Real Sex (1993): ''There''s no such as a frigid woman ; it''s somebody who hasn''t learned how to have an orgasm .''
George Bernard Shaw: ''It is assumed that a woman must wait motionless, until she is wooed. This is how the spider waits for the fly .''
''Women! What can you say? Who made them? God must have been a fucking genius.'' Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993)
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
''Dress sharply, they notice the dress, dress impeccably, they notice the woman . Coco Chanel.'' Katherine Parker (Sigourney Weaver) quoting Coco Chanel to Tess McGill (Melanie Griffith) in Working Girl (1988)
Sabrina (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina Fairchild: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus Larrabee: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941): ''If I were the cream-for that woman''s coffee, I''d curdle.'' And later: ''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.''
Tira''s (Mae West) answer to her maid in I''m No Angel (1933): - Maid: ''I was under the impression you were a one-man woman .'' - Tira: ''I am. One man at a time.''
Adam Cook (Oscar Levant) and Jerry Mulligan (Gene Kelly) in An American in Paris (1951): - Adam : ''What are you so glum about?'' - Jerry: ''I got woman trouble.'' - Adam : ''Well, that proves you''re a man .''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus Larrabee (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Luis Molina (William Hurt) in Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985): ''The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you''ll never feel unhappy again.''
Colonel Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1992): 'Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or second-hand Steinways, but what's between them... passport to heaven .'
'A woman is a hole! Isn't that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.' Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987)
Susan (Rosalind Russell) and Jerome (Jerome Courtland) in A Woman of Distinction (1950): - Susan: 'What sort of razor do you plan to use?' - Jerome: 'Electric.' - Susan: 'Oh? Are you... are you AC or... DC?'
Parisian cab driver Tibor Czerny (Don Ameche) and Eve Peabody (Claudette Colbert) coming-out of the rain in Midnight (1939) - Tibor: 'Aren't you wet through?' - Eve: 'How far do you think through is for a woman these days?'
Richard Nugent (Cary Grant) and Susan Turner (Shirley Temple) in The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer (1947): - Richard :''It''s awful what a woman can do to a man . Look at history: Caesar and Cleopatra.'' - Susan:''Napoleon and Josephine.'' - Richard :''All of them. Behind every defeated man there''s a frustrated love .''
Diana Barrie (Maggie Smith), preparing for the Oscar ceremony in California Suite (1978): ''Why do they have these things so early? No woman can look good at five o''clock in the afternoon , except possibly Tatum O''Neil.''
Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) and Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) in Pretty Woman (1990): - Vivian: ''Pick one! I''ve got red, I''ve got green, I''ve got yellow , I''m out of purple but I do have one Gold Circle Coin left, the condom of champions, the one-and-only , nothing is getting through this sucker . What do you say?'' - Edward: ''A buffet of safety.''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Laura Alden (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Wolf (1994): 'I want to tell you something. I've never loved anybody this way . I never looked at a woman and thought: if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant if I am with her.'
Will (Jack Nicholson) to Laura (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Wolf (1994): 'I want to tell you something. I've never loved anybody this way . I never looked at a woman and thought: if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant if I am with her.'
Doc Holiday (Walter Huston) to Rio MacDonald (Jane Russell) after Billy the Kid tied her with wet rawhide and left her in the sun to die in The Outlaw (1943): 'The crazier a man is about a woman , the crazier he thinks and the crazier he does. '
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993). 'Be careful! When the wife gets restless, the wife gets greasy.'
Frank Broderick (Henry Fonda) and Bob Weston (Tony Curtis) in Sex and the Single Girl (1964): - Frank: 'What do you call-it when you hate the woman you love?' - Bob: 'A wife .'
Dr. Noah Praetorius (Cary Grant) to his wife Debra Higgins (Jeanne Crain) in People Will Talk (1951): 'The woman has yet to be born who doesn't in her heart believe she'll make her husband a better wife than he has any possible right to expect.'
Rhoda Philbrooke (Carole Lombard) in The Racketeer (1930): ''Don''t ask me why. Don''t ever ask a woman why she wants to cry. Just let her.''
Rhoda Philbrooke (Carole Lombard) in The Racketeer (1930): ''Don''t ask me why. Don''t ever ask a woman why she wants to cry. Just let her.''
Rhoda Philbrooke (Carole Lombard) in The Racketeer (1930): ''Don''t ask me why. Don''t ever ask a woman why she wants to cry. Just let her.''
Loretta Castorini (Cher) to Johnny Cammareri (Danny Aiello) in Moonstruck (1987): ''Johnny, it''s for luck. I mean a man proposes marriage to a woman , he should kneel down .''
Mrs. Garner (Doreen Lang) to Terry Dean (Paul Hogan) in Almost an Angel (1990): 'A woman should be told she's attractive and desirable otherwise she ceases to be either.'
The Countess (John Hurt) in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993): ''There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can''t wait too long, you know .''
The Countess (John Hurt) in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993): ''There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can''t wait too long, you know .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Parisian cab driver Tibor Czerny (Don Ameche) and Eve Peabody (Claudette Colbert) coming-out of the rain in Midnight (1939): - Tibor: ''Aren''t you wet through?'' - Eve: ''How far do you think through is for a woman these days?''
Parisian cab driver Tibor Czerny (Don Ameche) and Eve Peabody (Claudette Colbert) coming-out of the rain in Midnight (1939): - Tibor: ''Aren''t you wet through?'' - Eve: ''How far do you think through is for a woman these days?''
Carbo (Jan-Michael Vincent) and Luke Matthews (James Coburn) in Bite the Bullet (1975): - Carbo: 'When a woman does it for money ...' - Luke: 'The man always gets the best of the bargain. Before you take her to bed , she's a thing of beauty ; in bed , an angel of mercy; and afterwards, she's a...' - Carbo: 'A whore ...' - Luke: '...a pillow of peace.'
Bert Rigby (Robert Lindsay) to Meredith Perlstein (Anne Bancroft) in Bert Rigby, You're a Fool (1989): 'I find you a very, very desirable woman and if you and I were to get-physical together my eyes would cross permanently and she'd [girlfirned] notice that.'
Lisa Fremont (Grace Kelly) to Jeff/L.B. Jeffries (James Stewart) about Miss Torso, an attractive woman surrounded by men in Rear Window (1954): ''I''d say she''s doing a woman''s hardest job ; juggling wolves.''
Sophocles, the Greek playwright when asked: ''How is your sex life? Are you still able to satisfy a woman?'' He replied: ''Gladly I am rid of it , as though I had escaped from the clutches of a mad and savage master .'' From Charles Panati. Sexy Origins and Intimate Things (1998)
Daid Bracket (Nick Nolte) in I Love Trouble (1994) introduces himself to a woman in a bar : - ''Hi. I''m David.'' - ''I''m horny .''
Wyatt Earp (James Garner) about Calamity Jane in Sunset (1988): ''Mary Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman , but she looked like an unmade bed .''
Milo Perrier (James Coco) in Murder by Death (1976): ''It''s a statement of fact , Miss Twain, that as a man you are barely passible but as a woman , you are a dog .''
Marta Ferrer (Mira Sorvino) and Fred Boynton (Christopher Eigeman) in Barcelona (1994): - Marta: 'I think there is something fascist about a boy who immediately talks of marrying a woman he likes.' - Fred : 'I don't think Ted is a fascist of the marrying kind.'
Murray (Jason Robards) to Sandra (Barbara Harris) in A Thousand Clowns (1965): - Murray Burns: 'Will you marry me?' - Sandra Moskowitz: 'What!?' - Murray Burns: 'Just a bit of shock treatment there. I have found, after long experience, it's the quickest way to get a woman's attention when her mind wanders. Always works. '
Mrs Yussim (Jane Hoffman) to Margaret Reynolds (Barbra Streisand) in Up the Sandbox (1972): 'Remember, marriage is a seventy-five, twenty-five proposition . The woman gives seventy-five.'
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Violet (Lily Tomlin) to Dora Lee (Dolly Parton) and Judy (Jane Fonda) in 9-to-5 (1981): ''What are you? A man or a mouse? I mean, a woman or a wouse?''
Effingham Bellweather (W.C. Fields) in The Golf Specialist (1930): - Effingham: ''You know , I''ve never struck a woman in my life .'' - Golf buddy : ''You haven''t?'' - Effingham: ''Not even my own mother .''
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
Anton Chekhov, Uncle Vanya (1897): ''A woman can become a man''s friend only in the following stages; first an acquaintance , next a mistress , and only then a friend.''
''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .'' China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935)
Effingham Bellweather (W.C. Fields) in The Golf Specialist (1930): - Effingham: ''You know , I''ve never struck a woman in my life .'' - Golf buddy : ''You haven''t?'' - Effingham: ''Not even my own mother .''
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
George Bernard Shaw: ''It is assumed that a woman must wait motionless, until she is wooed. This is how the spider waits for the fly .''
''Women! What can you say? Who made them? God must have been a fucking genius.'' Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993)
''Dress sharply, they notice the dress, dress impeccably, they notice the woman . Coco Chanel.'' Katherine Parker (Sigourney Weaver) quoting Coco Chanel to Tess McGill (Melanie Griffith) in Working Girl (1988)
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .'' China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935)
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .'' China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935)
George Bernard Shaw: ''It is assumed that a woman must wait motionless, until she is wooed. This is how the spider waits for the fly .''
Effingham Bellweather (W.C. Fields) in The Golf Specialist (1930): - Effingham: ''You know , I''ve never struck a woman in my life .'' - Golf buddy : ''You haven''t?'' - Effingham: ''Not even my own mother .''
''Women! What can you say? Who made them? God must have been a fucking genius.'' Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993)
''Dress sharply, they notice the dress, dress impeccably, they notice the woman . Coco Chanel.'' Katherine Parker (Sigourney Weaver) quoting Coco Chanel to Tess McGill (Melanie Griffith) in Working Girl (1988)
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
Kate (Meg Ryan), whose bags were stolen by a conman at the George V hotel, and Frenchman Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''All men are bastards!'' - Luc: ''Not all. I mean, some are just trying to help.'' - Kate: ''You know , I never thought I''d be the kind of woman to say this, but all men are bastards. '' - Luc: ''The guy who was talking to you, he was....'' - Kate: ''A bastard . A Euro-trash in Armani-kind of bastard .'' - Luc: ''He was wearing a black suit with a yellow shirt?'' - Kate: ''Yeah. You know him? Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other. Bastards!''
Marsha (Lena Olin) and Herman (Ron Silver) in Enemies: A Love Story (1989): - Herman: ''Suppose that-there were no men left on the earth, would you do-it with another woman?'' - Marsha: ''Sure, why not? Would you do-it with another man?'' - Herman: ''Absolutely not. (...) Because then I wouldn''t find my other-half . But an animal . You give me a nice sheep or a goat . That''s another story.''
Marsha (Lena Olin) and Herman Broder (Ron Silver) in Enemies: A Love Story (1989): - Herman: ''Suppose that-there were no men left on the earth, would you do-it with another woman?'' - Marsha: ''Sure, why not? Would you do-it with another man?'' - Herman: ''Absolutely not. (...) Because then I wouldn''t find my other-half . But an animal . You give me a nice sheep or a goat . That''s another story.''
Captain Jeffrey Spaulding (Groucho Marx) proposing marriage to both Mrs. Rittenhouse (Margaret Dumont) and Mrs. Whitehead (Margaret Irving) in Animal Crackers (1930): - Spaulding: ''Well, what do you say, girls? Are we all going to get married?'' - Rittenhouse: ''All of us?'' - Spaulding: ''All of us!'' - Rittenhouse: ''Yes, but that''s bigamy!'' - Spaulding: ''Yes, and it''s big-of-me too. It''s big of all of us. Let''s be big for a change. I''m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother?''
Kate (Meg Ryan), whose bags were stolen by a conman at the George V hotel, and Frenchman Luc Teyssier (Kevin Kline) in French Kiss (1995): - Kate: ''All men are bastards!'' - Luc: ''Not all. I mean, some are just trying to help.'' - Kate: ''You know , I never thought I''d be the kind of woman to say this, but all men are bastards. '' - Luc: ''The guy who was talking to you, he was....'' - Kate: ''A bastard . A Euro-trash in Armani-kind of bastard .'' - Luc: ''He was wearing a black suit with a yellow shirt?'' - Kate: ''Yeah. You know him? Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other. Bastards!''
Meg (Mary Kay Place) to Sarah (Glenn Close) on the subject of dating in The Big Chill (1983):'They're either married or gay . And if they're not gay , they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks just like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space or they're tired of space but they just can't commit or they want to commit but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them.'
Marsha (Lena Olin) and Herman Broder (Ron Silver) in Enemies: A Love Story (1989): - Herman: ''Suppose that-there were no men left on the earth, would you do-it with another woman?'' - Marsha: ''Sure, why not? Would you do-it with another man?'' - Herman: ''Absolutely not. (...) Because then I wouldn''t find my other-half . But an animal . You give me a nice sheep or a goat . That''s another story.''
Elaine (Kelly Bishop) and Sue (Pat Quinn) in An Unmarried Woman (1978): - Elaine: ''There''s no such thing as total honesty, not with men. They''re all wrapped up in sexual-ego .'' - Sue: ''What the hell is sexual-ego , Elaine?'' - Elaine: ''Never getting enough, always on-the-make , constantly worrying about performing.'' - Sue: ''That''s ridiculous! I know lots of men who are interested in other things besides sex .'' - Elaine: ''Name one.'' - Sue: ''My husband .''
Drag queens Noxema/Zima Jackson/Auntie Noxy (Wesley Snipes) and Chichi Rodriquez (John Leguizamo) in To Wong Foo. Thanks for Everything. Julie Newmar (1995): - Noxema: ''Darling, if you''re going to become a drag-queen , you''re gonna have to learn these things. '' - Chichi: ''What do you mean ''a drag queen''? I am a drag queen!'' - Noxema: ''Oh, child, no , no , no . You''re simply a boy in a dress. When a straight man puts a dress and gets his sexual kick he is a transvestite ; when a man is a woman trapped in a man''s body and has the little operation he is a transsexual ; (...) when a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag-queen . (...) And when a light little Latin boy puts on a dress he is simply a boy in a dress.'' In the end , they agree to give Chichi the temporary title of ''drag princess .''

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