The Language of Love, Lust, Sex and All the Many-Splendored Things in Between in Teenspeak - Jockspeak - Menglish - Slanglish - Spanglish Gaylese - Americanese - Britspeak - Ozslang - Funetic Populo-Vulgar Speech - T-Shirt & Net Shorthand Pompo-Verbosity & other Figurative Lingos

Dictionaries:

Sexual Dictionary

Dictionary of the F-Word

QUOTES:

(1) Humorist James Thurber (1894-1961) rephrasing the cliché: a woman's place is in the home/kitchen: ' A woman's place is in the wrong .' Of course, as Lady Lou (Mae West) says in She Done Him Wrong


See Also: flirtee, full load, home wrecker, plain Jane, poodle, princesse lointaine, polone, palone, shiksa, speed-dame, swift baby, wild baby, wild girl, jactation, Jane Q. Public, Jane Doe, Jane Q. Citizen, frail job, gay wench, have a bit of bum, have a bit of tail, hillnelly, adultera, Are you saving it for the worms?, big love, coming wench, double, esquaw, drop anchor in the bubby hutch, drop anchor down the booby hutch, dry hole, dusky dame, do-able, dildoism, dotal, double fuck, drag hustler, drack, Dracula's mother, dress goods, cremie, a, crowie, cuddle and kiss, cum dumpster, cut him off, cutie, cutes, cross-legged, dead down there, December-May romance, delivery room, delo nammow, dicked in the pudding, divorcee, cock-smitten, crackish, chunk of lead, chocolate drop, coarse piece, cock bite, cock-happy, byke, cack-broad, callisural, bush pig, callitrichous, can of brown polish, charcoal lily, charcoal blossom, cheeker, chemical blonde, chemise, cherry-pipe, chickboy, chiclet, chickybabe, chicklet, ching doll, bikini whale, bipara, bit of ebony, biffa, bedful of sin, bed bait, bends, the, bit of goods, bit of grease, bit of skirt, bitch kitty, black bagging, bona palone, bona polone, bonnet, boudoir photo, bowzer, bread buttered on both sides, breeder fish, broke her ankle, bubby trader, buffarilla, broke her knees, burning bush, arse up, anoraptus, anophelophobia, Apostle's pinch, agynophelymity, aidocratia, all tits and teeth, Alsatian, ambibombe, Afrodite, a proper bit of frock, a piece of Eve's meat, a piece of dark meat, a bit of crackling, Attila The Hen, babe-a-cious, bachelor-man, bagel baby, barn burner, ball of fire, BBW, beach bunny, Gretchen, gynaeolatry, gyneolatry, good looker, grass skirt, girleen, glamour puss, gimme girl, gigolette, Fraulein, fresh nugs, frog legs, frowsy, fortune cookie, French fare, fucksome, fluffer, fire-box, fishtail, female impersonator, flash of light, esquimuff, face on a stick, faggoteer, femme fatale, jizz spider, lady lover, lay with her feet uppermost, lesbian feminist, let in, korephile, lady hotbot, lone woman, honey dip, horse breaker, hot biscuit, hot item, hot lips, hot piece of dark meat, hotter than a red firewagon, hysteromania, infertile period, interested in only one thing, intimate apparel, little charmer, love box, lubra, Mademoizook, madam X, marble heart, minger, Miss Hotbot, mohair knickers, mother-to-be, nailhead, nullipara, old bat, X-legged, yelper, zulubruiser, wet dream-girl, whanking date, whipped, white sugar, woman of a certain class, woman in her courses, wolfish, wolf whistle, woman of size, sweet chocolate, sugar-chaser, sugar brown, tackhead, teeth in her crotch, thelebasiate, thelelingus, thelemassation, tail-femme, tail-sweet, split arse, snow bunny, southern belle, slopie gal, smasher, snuggy, split stuff, steppe sister, streamlined, strawberry, tennagant, Thisbe, sweet young thing, three-way woman, three-ring circus, tickle the minikin, tigress, titty-boo, tittivate, tocopepantic, trans-hag, trannying, trans catcher, tranz-hag, tribas, tit king, tit-up, torso job, triple header, twatty, trout-fishing, upper-ten, upside-down kiss, trouser arouser, village overtones, wallet girl, warm body, shaggable, Sheila, rubies, segoonya, sex machine, sister act, sleepy-time girl, shuttle-butt, slope gal, put (one) on the corner, quail-pipe, quiff hunter, ragmop, real stunner, real babe, rebel, saving it, rare piece of dark meat, raven beauty, scorcher, paraphin lamp, peanut smuggling, passionate pilgrim, peroxide blonde, pigmouth, pigger, phat chick, phillipean, phizgig, piece of dark meat, piece of Eve's meat, pleasure place, priss, proper bit of frock, put (one) on the block, powder one's nose, powder ones puff, pre-orgasmic woman, loose-legged woman, loose kirtle, cow, dairy farm, dairy arrangements, chalubbies, dinners, easts and wests, east and west, eat seafood, catamenial discharge, chest puppies, catamenia, cat heads, butter baby, cock-artist, be at number one, balcony, bazoongies, balloons, bad week, bad news, baby bumpers, baby pillows, a piece of snatch, a piece of skirt, a piece of calico, a piece of goods, a piece of fluff, assets, bubbies' uncle, bulbs, bunnies, bobbers, bra-burner, boosiasm(s), bosiasm(s), black velvet, bean bags, bell peppers, bezongas, big brown eyes, big browneys, loose-hilted woman, loose-gowned woman, love pillows, mastocontrectation, lumps, lulus, lungs, nungers, moustache ride, nacks, nice pair of eyes, mimpins, misogynist, garbonzos, milk shop, memories, mams, milk buckets, howitzers, hot number, hag, Judys tea cup, junioress, jelly cave, fall off the roof, fleshy bagpipes, fleshy charms, fleshy parts (of a woman), Full lips, fill lips, Get any?, fuzzy-bunny, pum-pum, pair of headlights, playground, the, pneumatic bliss, piece of fluff, piece of snatch, piece of skirt, pie, piece of goods, piece of calico, personalities, pects, pecs, ninnies, roundies, sloppy seconds, shift-work, wallflower week, warm fuzzy, wagtail, trollies, trolleys, totty, tibiocontrectation, three-penny bits, stinky-pinky, squeeky, pretty lungs, smoo, snutchie, split belly, whisper pot, wetting the willy, wet the worm, whoopee fluff, whoopee wench, whoopee girl, womyn, wommon, work the dumb oracle, work the hairy oracle, yo-yo knickers, zipper-moraled Suzie, wild woman, willing tit, willing bit, spear the bearded clam, speedster, smock service, soft job, soft roll, soft leg, stab in the thigh, stand a push, steamer, spoons, spreading the folds, square (someone's) circle, straight lay, step sister, stitch, strawberry patch, strollop, study astronomy, take a turn through the stubble, take a turn on Mount Pleasant, take a turn in Bushy Park, take a turn on the aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn in the bush, take a turn on Love Lane, take a turn in the stubble, take a turn in Cock Lane, take a turn on Shooters Hill, take a turn in Cupid's Alley, take a trip around the parsley patch, take a turn in Cock Alley, take a turn in Cupid's Corner, take in beef, take Nebuchadnezzar out to grass, taking her temperature with a meat thermometer, tantaleuse, tartlet, thigmosis, technical virgin, T-bird, sweep out the chimney, sweat hog, sweaterful, sweet charity, swiftie, tib, three-legged beaver, tether one's nag, tickling the fancy, tilting, tillage, tomrig, town Johnny, tithioscopia, trixie, triple crown, triple play, trip down the mine shaft, waiting for the patter of little feet, walk-up fuck, walk-in, wallflower, virgo intacta, trot, weak sister, well-furnished, well-proportioned, well up for it, well-rounded, wanton woman, warm bit, uteromania, vesthibitionism, Victory girl, trollymog, trouser serpent in the grass, twatting, twat raking, twigger, U-haul, uglies, up her way, up in you, up to your nuts in guts, up to your apricots in kipperland, shoot downstairs, shot at the front door, shot up the straight, shoving a sausage up Regent Street, sheltering under the pink umbrella, shank, shed, sexer, sextortioner, shagstress, sex bunny, sex kitten, sack chaser, sapphire, sink the pink, slip a length, slip it to her, slip her a length, slip in, slip-sliding away, slotted job, sketell, skin the cat, skin the pizzle, slag, slam, slapper, slatterpiece, slice the legs off, rub leather, raver, screamer and creamer, scrunch, scuzz, scar-crossed prunes, Scarlet Harlot, scarlet woman, scarlet sister, scarlet lady, scarleteer, scrape, reeling in the fish, ride rantipole, ride a rantipole, ride St. George, ride Saint George, rip off a quick piece, rip her guts down, rock whore, ram your rod, quick push, quicksand, queen triad, queer queen, puts out, no better than she ought to be, Norma Snokkers, panty, paraffin lamp, parnel, Patess, peddling her hips, peg puff, perfect lady, patriotute, pillars to the temple, play hide the sausage, play hide the salami, play hide the weenie, play hide the hamster, pick-up artist, plumb (her depths), poke in the whiskers, poke through the whiskers, poke a stroke, poking the fire, poking the bearded triangle, poking the pork, poling, poll, polly, pleaser, plonk, ploughing the furrow, plough the back forty, punchboard, purushayita-bandha, put it into, put it to, put the S.A. in U.S.A., predator, put the boots, put the blocks to, poon hound, popover, garbage woman, gang shay, greasing the pole, grant favors, grant the favor, grabbing some snatch, grant a favor, grass-back, grant one's favors, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of cock, have a bit of cunt, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of the creamstick, have a bit of split mutton, have a bit of sugar stick, have a dash in the bloomers, gynepiresalgia, grousegrunt, gyn-, hirsutism, hit the kitten, hobbler, hobeast, have a hot roll with cream, have a poke, have a turn on one's back, have hot pudding for supper, have one's chimes rung, have one's cut, have one's oats, hawking her meat, heart-crusher, heart-smasher, heebess, hey-hey hussy, go bum-tickling, glutz, go bush-ranging, go beard-splitting, go bird's nesting, go bum-working, go cock-fighting, go fleshing it, go cunny-catching, go leather-stretching, go rump-splitting, go pile-driving, go quim-sticking, go prick-scouring, go stargazing, go twat-faking, give her a past, give hard for soft, give her a shot, give a hole to hide in, give-and-taker, give her a length, give-and-take girl, give her one, give her a thrill, give mutton for beef, give her a bit of the other, give one a bone, give one a stab, give the dog a bone, give standing room for one only, give the ferret a run, glazing the donut, get-around girl, get home, get into her pants, get some cunt, get someone in trouble, get some soft leg, get the sugar stick, get up (the pole), get up the yard, gill flurt, gigsy, girl-chaser, geezerbird, get a crumpet, get a bellyful of pudding, get a bellyful of marrow, fusty luggs, fussock, fuckster, fulsome, freewheeling femme, frow, fuck bunny, fuck princess, fuck rag, free-and-easy, free for all, flirtigiggs, fluffhead, Fort Bushy, flirt girl, fleece, fleece hunter, femdomme, fix her plumbing, fizgig, fancy lady, fancy girl, farmer's lady, fastie, feed somebody's monkey, fed at both ends, feed the monkey, fidget the midget in Bridget, filling the juicebox, filling the box, faloosie, Jemima, Jerusalem artichoke, Jewess, JAP, keptie, king of clubs, knave of hearts, knocking the bottom out of, Joan Bull, jokum cloy, jay, loose-bodied, loose-gowned, loose-hilted, lady-chaser, lady bird, lady of the town, lady of color, lewd woman, lie feet uppermost, lift skirts, light skirts, light lady, light woman, like chucking a sausage down the Old Kent Road, like chucking a worm up the Mersey Tunnel, hanging at the Y, hot back, hot bot, hot funky, hot-panted woman, hotter than a Fourth-of-July hoedown, hot stuff, hot tomato, hot-arsed, hot-assed, hot-assed woman, hop into the horses collar, hop on a babe, hop in the saddle, hopped-up job, horny hussy, hot baby, hot-tailed woman, hotsy, humper, immoral girl, introduce the captain to his pie, introduce the captain, Irish pasture, Irish beauty, it-chaser, isomulcia, Jack Whore, milk cow, man chaser, merry-legged, Merry Magdalene, mespot, mutton dressed as lamb, moll hunter, nimble-hipped, nammo, naughty girl, naughty lady, Naughty Nellie, naval engagement, off duty, of classic proportions, off games, old battle-axe, old pot, open-ass, out of circulation, out of commission, out of order, luv, luvvy, lust dog, lusty-guts, lowie, lower cynosure (of the female), low rent, meandering mama, mega-babe, make scissors, making a deposit, love thief, love pirate, loose skirts, loose lips, loose-love lady, loose-bodied woman, lost her cherry, loose lady, loose-legged, loose woman, Little Miss Roundheels, living doll, big game hunter, big girl flamboyant, big dame hunter, big chester, biffer, biforatia, bit of fork, bit of crumb, bit of ass, bimmy, big twenty, belly ass, belly plea, belly woman, belt-fed mortar, ben's gran, bend some ham, bean belly, bearded woman, beastess, beastette, bed bargain, beo, bed hopper, beddy, blossom, blacksmiths shop, bivirist, boudoir bandit, bowlegged, boop-boop-a-doopy dame, boo-boo head, box of assorted creams, broken-kneed, broad-jumping, bury the bone, armful, arse from elbow down, arching for it, Are you red sails in the sunset?, anything in trousers, American trombone, American by injection, amply endowed, androgynophilia, a poke through the whiskers, a poke in the whiskers, a bit of mutton, a screamer and a creamer, abandoned woman, ace queen, adulteress, agomphathymia, afghan, baby up, baby-split, baby vamp, bachelor bait, bachelette, bachelorette, bad woman, bag-twister, baked ass, baked alaska, bachelor-woman, backup, banbury, bangs like a tappet, bangs like a bunny, baroselgia, battle-axe, bazoomy, ballane, be with a woman, cock-pleaser, chuck a tread, chucking a worm up the Mersey Tunnel, chucking a sausage down the Old Kent Road, churn the butter, churning the butter, churning butter, clapster, classy chassis, classic proportions, cleaver, cleft underside, clit fix, cram, cranberry dip, crawl, cock in her eye, cockish, cockstupration, coition, colpette, combo, a, coming woman, common-law husband, common-law wife, common woman, community chest, contrectophobia, coquettish, coquette, corking the onion, Cosmo Girl, courtesan fantasy, Can you insert a Tampax?, callipygette, camels toes, camels foot, camel toe, catch an oyster, cataphilist, carnalite, carpenters dream, carry a bundle, chick-chaser, chasee, cheap, ceiling inspector, chiseling cutie, chiselette, Chileno, easy pick-up, enjoy a plaster of warm guts, enjoy a woman, erotomastia, estromania, double-life (wo/man), easy meat, easy ride, dunkie, dunk the dingus, dirty leg, do oneself, dominatrix bitch, dolmio grin, Don Juaness, drive it home, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, drive it to home base, driving Miss Daisy, drive-thru, dangerous curve, dangling a worm in a paste bucket, dash in the bloomers, dash up the channel, dabbler, Daisy Dumpling, dame-on-the-make, crack the belly, croupade, cyberslut, do a back fall, do a flop, do it with oneself, do it the French way, do a woman's job for her, dig in the wiskers, digitate, digger, digitize, devilette, dick-drinker, dicky broad, deflowered, crowbar,

Quotes Containing woman:
Dorothy Parker: 'That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them.'
Alma (Thelma Ritter) to Jan Morrow (Doris Day) in Pillow Talk (1959): ''If there''s anything worse than a woman living alone, it''s a woman saying she likes it .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .''
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher 'Kit' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): 'I don't want a woman who's trying to tell the world what to do . I don't even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who's helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): ''Son, one of these days you''re going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .'' And later: ''Women and me don''t agree.''
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher ''Kit'' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): ''I don''t want a woman who''s trying to tell the world what to do . I don''t even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who''s helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .''
Wild Bill Hickok (Gary Cooper) to a boy in The Plainsman (1936): 'Son, one of these days you're going to grow up and you oughta know about woman . The thing is this. Woman are euh... well euh... Well, son, I can tell you what an Indian will do to you but you never know what a woman will do .' And later: 'Women and me don't agree.'
Rusty Thomas (John Wayne) to author Christopher 'Kit' Madden (Claudette Colbert) in Without Reservation (1946): 'I don't want a woman who's trying to tell the world what to do . I don't even want a woman to tell me what to do . I want a woman who needs me, a Miss Klutch, who's helpless, and cute , and... ah! forget it .'
Tillie Schlaine (Carol Burnett) to Pete Seltzer (Walter Matthau) in Pete ''n'' Tillie (1972): - Tillie: ''What do you think?'' - Pete: ''I think you are a fine-figure of a woman .'' - Tillie: ''I wasn''t asking about me. I was asking about the apartment.'' - Pete: ''Oh. It needs a man''s touch .'' -Tillie: ''Incidentally, for future reference, no woman who fancies she has a good-figure likes to hear she''s a fine-figure of a woman . The two aren''t the same at all.''
James Bond (Roger Moore) and a shapely woman in Octopussy (1983): - Woman: ''You have a very good memory for faces. '' - James Bond: ''And figures. ''
Woodrow Wyatt: 'A man falls in-love through his eyes , a woman through her ears. '
Horace Vandergelder (Paul Ford), at 65, plans to marry again in The Matchmaker (1958): 'I like my house run well, with order, comfort and economy. That's a woman's work . But even a woman can't do-it well if she's merely paid for it . In order to run a house well a woman must have the feeling that she owns it . So, marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.'
Dorothy Parker: ''That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can''t say ''no'' in any one of them.''
Dorothy Parker: ''That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can''t say ''no'' in any one of them.''
Young Vada (Anna Chlumsky) after a woman-to-woman talk about the facts of life with Shelley (Jamie Lee Curtis) in My Girl (1991): 'I think it should be outlawed. '
Young Vada (Anna Chlumsky) after a woman-to-woman talk about the facts of life with Shelley (Jamie Lee Curtis) in My Girl (1991): 'I think it should be outlawed. '
James Bond (Roger Moore) and a shapely woman in Octopussy (1983): - Woman: 'You have a very good memory for faces. ' - James Bond: 'And figures. '
Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins), Alberta Russell (Kathleen Turner), Sylvie Morrow (Whoopi Goldberg), Alberta and Rebecca again in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Rebecca: 'I just realized that we have all kinds of womanhood here right now. We have a single-woman , a married-woman , a divorced woman and of course the ever present widow.' - Alberta: 'These are just words that describe your marital status, not womanhood . I don't think you ought to describe yourself in that-way , Rebecca.' - Sylvie: 'Why not?' - Alberta: 'Because it implies that we change ourselves around men. I mean, we are who we are irrespective of the company we keep.' - Rebecca: 'Hmm, hmm, which is why ever since some painter screamed for his idot dog with his stupid name we have been unable to utter one intelligent word.'
Captain Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O'Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): 'I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we're alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. Scarlett! Look at me. I've loved you more than I've ever loved any woman and I've waited longer for you than I've ever waited for any woman . Here's a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You're a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.'
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: 'All you have to do is be firm.' - Clarence Jr.: 'Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?' And later: 'You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it's not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I'm wrong right there. A woman doesn't think at all. She get's stirred up .'
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: ''All you have to do is be firm.'' - Clarence Jr.: ''Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?'' And later: ''You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it''s not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I''m wrong right there. A woman doesn''t think at all. She get''s stirred up .''
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: 'All you have to do is be firm.' - Clarence Jr.: 'Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?' And later: 'You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it's not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I'm wrong right there. A woman doesn't think at all. She get's stirred up .'
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O''Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): ''I love you Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us. I love you because we''re alike, bad lots the both of us, selfish and shrewd, but able to look things in the eyes and call them by their right names. (...) Scarlett! Look at me. I''ve loved you more than I''ve ever loved any woman and I''ve waited longer for you than I''ve ever waited for any woman . (...) Here''s a soldier of the South who loves you, Scarlett, wants to feel your arms around him, wants to carry the memory of your kisses into battle with him. Never mind about loving me. You''re a woman sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once.''
'I hope you don't mind working under a woman .' Michelle Huddleston (Brenda Bakke) to Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993): 'She means taking orders from a woman , or does she?'
''The Scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us: Woman takes possession of a man''s precious soul. While the Ecclesiastics tells us: More bitter than death is woman .'' William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) warning Adso of Melk (Christian Slater) against falling in love-in The Name of the Rose (1986)
''Woman is the soul of man , the radiance that lights his way . Woman is glory.'' Don Quixote (Peter O''Toole) to Aldonza/Dulcinea (Sophia Loren) in Man of La Mancha (1972)
''The Scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us: Woman takes possession of a man''s precious soul. While the Ecclesiastics tells us: More bitter than death is woman .'' William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) warning Adso of Melk (Christian Slater) against falling in love-in The Name of the Rose (1986)
''Woman is the soul of man , the radiance that lights his way . Woman is glory.'' Don Quixote (Peter O''Toole) to Aldonza/Dulcinea (Sophia Loren) in Man of La Mancha (1972)
''The Scriptures are very clear. Proverbs warns us: Woman takes possession of a man''s precious soul. While the Ecclesiastics tells us: More bitter than death is woman .'' William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) warning Adso of Melk (Christian Slater) against falling in love-in The Name of the Rose (1986)
''Woman is the soul of man , the radiance that lights his way . Woman is glory.'' Don Quixote (Peter O''Toole) to Aldonza/Dulcinea (Sophia Loren) in Man of La Mancha (1972)
Selina Kyle/Cat Woman (Michelle Pfeiffer) to Bruce Wayne/Batman (Michael Keaton) in Batman Returns (1992): ''I''m a woman and can''t be taken for granted. Life''s a bitch now so am I.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Laurence Shames. Sunburn: ''A woman you really liked looked prettier after you''d been to bed with her; a woman you didn''t, did not. This was one of the ways a man knew if he might''ve been falling in-love .''
Alexis Zorba (Anthony Quinn) to the Englishman Basil (Alan Bates) in Zorba the Greek (1964): 'If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart , but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.'
Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman) to Julie Nichols (Jessica Lange) in Tootsie (1982): 'I was a better man with you as a woman that I ever was with a woman as a man . I just have to learn to do without the dress.'
Alexis Zorba (Anthony Quinn) to the Englishman Basil (Alan Bates) in Zorba the Greek (1964): ''If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart , but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.''
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
Humorously defined by Louis J. Safian in An Irreverent Dictionary of Love and Marriage as: 'A woman who gets bed and boredom.'
Professor Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) in Pygmalion (1938):'I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting and a confounded nuisance.'
The Dowager Empress (Helen Hayes) to the flirty Baroness von Livenbaum (Martita Hunt) in Anastasia (1956): 'To a woman of your age sex should be nothing but gender .'
Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) and Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally : 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry:'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally : 'Why not?' - Harry:'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally :'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry:'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
D'Artagnan (Gabriel Byrne) in The Man in the Iron Mask (1998): 'I believe that one man can love one woman all his life and be the better for it .'
Woody Allen in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989): 'The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.'
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O'Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): 'The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .'
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O'Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): 'The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .'
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
Henry Moon (Jack Nicholson) to a woman in Goin' South (1978): 'I wouldn't take you to a dog fight if you were the defending champ.'
Milo Perrier (James Coco) in Murder by Death (1976): ''It''s a statement of fact , Miss Twain, that as a man you are barely passible but as a woman , you are a dog .''
Wyatt Earp (James Garner) about Calamity Jane in Sunset (1988): ''Mary Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman , but she looked like an unmade bed .''
Wyatt Earp (James Garner) about Calamity Jane in Sunset (1988): ''Mary Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman , but she looked like an unmade bed .''
Milo Perrier (James Coco) in Murder by Death (1976): ''It''s a statement of fact , Miss Twain, that as a man you are barely passible but as a woman , you are a dog .''
''Has your mother turned into an honest woman?'' Adam Mercy (Randolph Scott) to the prison warden in Captain Kidd (1945).
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: ''Harry, we are just going to be friends.'' - Harry Burns: ''You realise of course that we can never be friends.'' - Sally Albright: ''Why not?'' - Harry Burns: ''What I''m saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can''t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.'' - Sally Albright: ''So, you''re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.'' - Harry Burns: ''No, you pretty much want to nail them too.''
Bible: Matthew (V. 28): ''Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust-after her, hath committed adultery with her already in his heart .''
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): 'I'd prefer a new version of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman into my life .'
''I''m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.'' Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'' to Town (1935)
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
''Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract.'' Venneker (Peter Ustinov) in The Sundowners (1960)
''Without knowledge of jewelry , my dear, a woman is lost.'' Aunt Alicia (Isabel Jeans) to Gigi (Leslie Caron) in Gigi (1958)
''I''m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.'' Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'' to Town (1935)
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
''Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract.'' Venneker (Peter Ustinov) in The Sundowners (1960)
''Without knowledge of jewelry , my dear, a woman is lost.'' Aunt Alicia (Isabel Jeans) to Gigi (Leslie Caron) in Gigi (1958)
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
''Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract.'' Venneker (Peter Ustinov) in The Sundowners (1960)
''Without knowledge of jewelry , my dear, a woman is lost.'' Aunt Alicia (Isabel Jeans) to Gigi (Leslie Caron) in Gigi (1958)
''I''m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.'' Cleo Borden (Mae West) in Goin'' to Town (1935)
Nick Townsend (Cary Grant) to Helen Faraday (Marlene Dietrich) in Blonde Venus (1932): ''I little of you is worth a lifetime of any other woman .''
'I'm a one-woman man , and I've had mine, thank God.' Ben Butley (Alan Bates) in Butley (1973)
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''Be careful! When the wife gets restless, the wife gets greasy.''
James Carmichael (Joel McCrea) plying roulette against Mary Rutledge/Swan (Miriam Hopkins) in Barbary Coast (1935): 'Black! The color of woman's heart!'
Rockland (John Wayne) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman .'
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): ''I''d prefer a new version of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman into my life .''
Rockland (John Wayne) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): ''I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman .''
Luis Molina (William Hurt) in Kiss of the Spider Woman (1985): ''The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you''ll never feel unhappy again.''
Professor Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) in My Fair Lady (1964): 'I'd prefer a new version of the Spanish Inquisition than to ever let a woman into my life .'
Rockland (John Wayne) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman .'
The Dowager Empress (Helen Hayes) to the flirty Baroness von Livenbaum (Martita Hunt) in Anastasia (1956): ''To a woman of your age sex should be nothing but gender .''
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry Burns: 'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally Albright: 'Why not?' - Harry Burns: 'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally Albright: 'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry Burns: 'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
Mischa Auer to Joan Davis (asthemselves) in Around the World (1943): 'What's the idea of posing as an attractive woman?'
Beatrice Skeffington (Bette Davis) quoting her husband in Mr. Skeffington (1944): ''Job says that a woman is beautiful only when she is loved.''
James Carmichael (Joel McCrea) plying roulette against Mary Rutledge/Swan (Miriam Hopkins) in Barbary Coast (1935): 'Black! The color of woman's heart!'
Vera Donovan (Judy Parfitt) in Dolores Claiborne (1995): ''Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to.''
Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) at the sight of a pretty woman in Spaceballs (1987): ''I''ll bet she gives great helmet .''
James Wolcott: ''I use broad as a moniker of respect for a woman who knows how to throw a mean right.''
John Smith (Henry Fonda) in The Moon''s Our Home (1936): ''Give me a simple primitive woman with a small high chest .''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Joan about Heidi in Joan Rivers'' Salute to Heidy Abromowitz (1985): ''The woman who invented eigh-play, which is foreplay with two guys. ''
The Narrator of Last of the Dogmen (1995): ''Wherever they get to, all good stories begin and end in the same place , and that''s the heart of a man or a woman .''
Frisco Doll (Mae West) in Klondike Annie (1936): ''I''m an Occidental woman in an Oriental mood for-love .''
Daid Bracket (Nick Nolte) in I Love Trouble (1994) introduces himself to a woman in a bar : - ''Hi. I''m David.'' - ''I''m horny .''
A woman in a bar at the sight of Nick Nolte in I Love Trouble (1994): ''Don''t you think he''s off the charts hot?''
Frank Musso (Joe Mantegna) about Norma Jean (Cassidy Rae) in National Lampoon''s Favorite Deadly Sins (1995): ''She was the only woman I ever met who could French-kiss through bulletproof glass.''
Libby Holden (Kathy Bates) in Primary Colors (1998): ''I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!''
Libby Holden (Kathy Bates) in Primary Colors (1998): ''I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!''
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Charlie Simms (Chris O''Donnell) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''The day we stop looking, Charlie , is the day we die .''
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''
Carrie Davenport (Courtenay Cox) and David Crown (Arye Gross) meeting in a basement bar where clients use a periscope to view passing women''s legs in The Opposite Sex. And How to Live With Them (1993): - Carrie: ''It''s not polite to spy.'' - David: ''I wasn''t spying. I was leering. '' - Carrie: ''You know , this thing reinforces bad viewing habits. You should learn to look at a woman as a whole .'' - David: ''Hey, listen, I''m way to enlightened to look at a woman like that.'' - Carrie: ''I meant as opposed to just half.'' - David: ''It''s a periscope in a bar . Lighten up!'' - Carrie: ''You just shouldn''t look at women as objects.'' - David: ''Oh, now, you see , I was looking at women objectively.'' - Carrie: ''You know , I don''t care for semantics.'' - David: ''Oh, too bad , I''m Jewish. May I buy you a drink?'' - Carrie: ''I don''t think so.'' - David: ''The whole you?''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
Mrs. Flax (Cher) and her daughter Charlotte (Winona Ryder) in Mermaids (1990): - Mrs. Flax: 'Okay, how do I look?' - Charlotte: 'Like a woman about to go forth in sin .' - Mrs. Flax: 'Oh, good. Exactly the look I was hoping for.'
Elaine (Kelly Bishop) and Sue (Pat Quinn) in An Unmarried Woman (1978): - Elaine: ''There''s no such thing as total honesty, not with men. They''re all wrapped up in sexual-ego .'' - Sue: ''What the hell is sexual-ego , Elaine?'' - Elaine: ''Never getting enough, always on-the-make , constantly worrying about performing.'' - Sue: ''That''s ridiculous! I know lots of men who are interested in other things besides sex .'' - Elaine: ''Name one.'' - Sue: ''My husband .''
Colonel Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1992): 'Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or second-hand Steinways, but what's between them... passport to heaven .'
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
The Countess (John Hurt) in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993): ''There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can''t wait too long, you know .''
The Countess (John Hurt) in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993): ''There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can''t wait too long, you know .''
Reporter Virgil Whitaker (Hugh O'Connell) flirting with Mary Donnell (Bette Davis) in That Certain Woman (1937): - Virgil:'Look into my big honest grey eyes .' - Mary: 'With a pair of long sharp finger nails. '
Rockland (John Wayne) to his would-be girlfriend (Ella Raines) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'You might as well know right now that no woman is going to get me hog-tied and branded. '
Producer-director Oscar Jaffe (John Barrymore) about stage star Lily Garland/Mildred Plotka (Carole Lombard) in Twentieth Century (1934): 'I wouldn't take that woman back if she and I were the last people in the world ... and the future of the human race depended on it .'
Matt Nolan (James Cagney) in Taxi! (1932): 'I wouldn't go-for that dame if she was the last woman on earth... and I'd just got out of the navy.'
Meg (Mary Kay Place) to Sarah (Glenn Close) on the subject of dating in The Big Chill (1983):'They're either married or gay . And if they're not gay , they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks just like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space or they're tired of space but they just can't commit or they want to commit but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them.'
Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) and Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Woman (1990): - Edward: 'So, what happens after he climbs the tower and rescues her?' - Vivian:'She rescues him right back!'
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Joey O'Brien (Robin Williams) flirting with a co-worker in Cadillac Man (1990): - Joey:'You and me... It's time we got-something going. I'm free tonight.' - Woman:'Oh, I'd like that, Joey, but I think I'd rather eat worms and die .' - Joey:'Hey! You know my worm doesn't have a hook .'
Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) and Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy:'Our parents are gone for two weeks. Do you know what that means? Their king size bed is empty.' - Denise:'I think that if you and I were the last man and woman on earth the human race would die out .'
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) to Mary Wilke (Diane Keaton) in Manhattan (1979): 'There must be something wrong with me because I've never had a relationship with a woman that lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun.'
Lady Lou (Mae West) in She Done Him Wrong (1933): - Friend: ''Ah, Lady Lou, you''re a fine gal , a fine woman .'' - Lady Lou: ''One of the finest women that ever walked the streets .''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941): ''If I were the cream-for that woman''s coffee, I''d curdle.'' And later: ''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.''
Tira''s (Mae West) answer to her maid in I''m No Angel (1933): - Maid: ''I was under the impression you were a one-man woman .'' - Tira: ''I am. One man at a time.''
Tamara Broder (Anjelica Huston) in Enemies. A Love Story (1989): ''Men love virgins. If every man had his way every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin .''
Tira''s (Mae West) answer to her maid in I''m No Angel (1933): - Maid: ''I was under the impression you were a one-man woman .'' - Tira: ''I am. One man at a time.''
''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.'' Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941).
''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.'' Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941).
Betty Dodson in the Sex for One segment of the HBO Special The Best of Real Sex (1993): 'There's no such as a frigid woman ; it's somebody who hasn't learned how to have an orgasm .'
Betty Dodson in the Sex for One segment of the HBO Special The Best of Real Sex (1993): ''There''s no such as a frigid woman ; it''s somebody who hasn''t learned how to have an orgasm .''
Miss Bragg (Kathleen Howard) speaking of Sugarpuss O''Shea (Barbara Stanwyck) in Ball of Fire (1941): ''If I were the cream-for that woman''s coffee, I''d curdle.'' And later: ''This is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple.''
Pirate Jamie Waring/Jamie Boy (Tyrone Power) and Lady Margaret Danby (Maureen O''Hara) in The Black Swan (1942): ''I didn''t know a woman could do this to a man , to make him itch to strangle her one minute and marry her the next.''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
Frank Broderick (Henry Fonda) and Bob Weston (Tony Curtis) Sex and the Single Girl (1964): - Frank: ''What do you call-it when you hate the woman you love?'' - Bob: ''A wife .''
Pirate Jamie Waring/Jamie Boy (Tyrone Power) and Lady Margaret Danby (Maureen O''Hara) in The Black Swan (1942): ''I didn''t know a woman could do this to a man , to make him itch to strangle her one minute and marry her the next.''
China Doll Portland (Jean Harlow) to Alan Gaskell (Clark Gable) in China Seas (1935): ''I would have stood and fought back to back with you, but you taught me something I didn''t even know myself. When a woman can love a man right down to her fingertips, she can hate him the same way .''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Laura Alden (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Wolf (1994): 'I want to tell you something. I've never loved anybody this way . I never looked at a woman and thought: if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant if I am with her.'
Will (Jack Nicholson) to Laura (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Wolf (1994): 'I want to tell you something. I've never loved anybody this way . I never looked at a woman and thought: if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant if I am with her.'
Doc Holiday (Walter Huston) to Rio MacDonald (Jane Russell) after Billy the Kid tied her with wet rawhide and left her in the sun to die in The Outlaw (1943): 'The crazier a man is about a woman , the crazier he thinks and the crazier he does. '
Adam Cook (Oscar Levant) and Jerry Mulligan (Gene Kelly) in An American in Paris (1951): - Adam : ''What are you so glum about?'' - Jerry: ''I got woman trouble.'' - Adam : ''Well, that proves you''re a man .''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus Larrabee (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Adam Cook (Oscar Levant) and Jerry Mulligan (Gene Kelly) in An American in Paris (1951): - Adam : ''What are you so glum about?'' - Jerry: ''I got woman trouble.'' - Adam : ''Well, that proves you''re a man .''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus Larrabee (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Marta Ferrer (Mira Sorvino) and Fred Boynton (Christopher Eigeman) in Barcelona (1994): - Marta: 'I think there is something fascist about a boy who immediately talks of marrying a woman he likes.' - Fred : 'I don't think Ted is a fascist of the marrying kind.'
Mrs Yussim (Jane Hoffman) to Margaret Reynolds (Barbra Streisand) in Up the Sandbox (1972): 'Remember, marriage is a seventy-five, twenty-five proposition . The woman gives seventy-five.'
Murray (Jason Robards) to Sandra (Barbara Harris) in A Thousand Clowns (1965): - Murray Burns: 'Will you marry me?' - Sandra Moskowitz: 'What!?' - Murray Burns: 'Just a bit of shock treatment there. I have found, after long experience, it's the quickest way to get a woman's attention when her mind wanders. Always works. '
Carbo (Jan-Michael Vincent) and Luke Matthews (James Coburn) in Bite the Bullet (1975): - Carbo: 'When a woman does it for money ...' - Luke: 'The man always gets the best of the bargain. Before you take her to bed , she's a thing of beauty ; in bed , an angel of mercy; and afterwards, she's a...' - Carbo: 'A whore ...' - Luke: '...a pillow of peace.'
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) in Scent of a Woman (1993). 'Be careful! When the wife gets restless, the wife gets greasy.'
Frank Broderick (Henry Fonda) and Bob Weston (Tony Curtis) in Sex and the Single Girl (1964): - Frank: 'What do you call-it when you hate the woman you love?' - Bob: 'A wife .'
Dr. Noah Praetorius (Cary Grant) to his wife Debra Higgins (Jeanne Crain) in People Will Talk (1951): 'The woman has yet to be born who doesn't in her heart believe she'll make her husband a better wife than he has any possible right to expect.'
Bert Rigby (Robert Lindsay) to Meredith Perlstein (Anne Bancroft) in Bert Rigby, You're a Fool (1989): 'I find you a very, very desirable woman and if you and I were to get-physical together my eyes would cross permanently and she'd [girlfirned] notice that.'
Lisa Fremont (Grace Kelly) to Jeff/L.B. Jeffries (James Stewart) about Miss Torso, an attractive woman surrounded by men in Rear Window (1954): ''I''d say she''s doing a woman''s hardest job ; juggling wolves.''
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
Gus/Augusta Mally (Sondra Locke) to Ben Shockley (Clint Eastwood) in The Gauntlet (1977): ''You know every woman has her thing about men. Something that turns her on? With me it''s hands, strong hands, like yours.''
Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) and Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) in Wayne's World (1992): - Garth: 'Wayne, what do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman you think you're going to hurl?' - Wayne: 'I say hurl . If you blow-chunks and she comes back , she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.'
Parisian cab driver Tibor Czerny (Don Ameche) and Eve Peabody (Claudette Colbert) coming-out of the rain in Midnight (1939): - Tibor: ''Aren''t you wet through?'' - Eve: ''How far do you think through is for a woman these days?''
Parisian cab driver Tibor Czerny (Don Ameche) and Eve Peabody (Claudette Colbert) coming-out of the rain in Midnight (1939): - Tibor: ''Aren''t you wet through?'' - Eve: ''How far