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Negation. Not. Not at all. Used to express refusal, denial , disagreement, or disbelief. QUOTES:
(1) Dorothy Parker: ' That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them .'
(2) Andy Lee (George E. Stone) speaking of Ann Lowell (Ginger Rogers) in 42nd Street (1933): ' Not 'Anytime Annie'?! (...) She only said 'no' once and then she couldn't hear the question .'
(3) Duke Hudkins (John Wayne) and Waco (Charles Winninger) talking about Molly Truesdale (Jean Arthur) in A Lady Takes a Chance (1943):
-- Duke: ' She's wacky! '
-- Waco: ' Why? Because she said 'no'? '
(4) Elizabeth Lane (Barbara Stanwyck) and the butler in Christmas in Connecticut (1945):
-- Elizabeth: ' Some people say 'yes' and some people say 'no'. '
-- Butler: ' But what do you say? '
-- Elizabeth: ' I'm inclined to agree with them .'
(5) Beatrice (Lisette Verea) and Kornblow (Groucho Marx) and in A Night in Casablanca (1946):
-- Beatrice Reiner: ' Come on now. You wouldn't say 'no' to a lady .'
-- Ronald Kornblow: ' I don't see why not. They always say 'no' to me .'
(6) Félicienne Courbeau (Eva Gabor) explaining her presence in a champagne bubblebath with the Duke in A New Kind of Love (1963). ' How could I say 'no' when it's so much easier to say 'yes'? '
(7) Prince Danilo (Maurice Chevalier) to Sonia (Jeanette MacDonald) in The Merry Widow (1934): ' Your left eye says 'yes' and your right eye says 'no'. Fifi, you're cockeyed .'
(8) Vicky (Elizabeth McGovern) and Jerry (Beau Bridges) in Women & Men. Stories of Seduction (1990):
-- Vicky: ' My answer is N - O .'
-- Jerry: ' Feels like N - O - W to me .'
(9) Mrs. Emma Peel (Uma Thurman) and John Steed (Ralph Fiennes) in The Avengers (1999):
-- Mrs. Peel: ' I'm the sort that doesn't take 'no' for an answer .'
-- John Steed: ' I think that would depend entirely on the question .'
(10) Bill Dolworth (Burt Lancaster) spying of the revolutionary stronghold spots an old friend in The Professionals (1966): ' Lieutenant Sisi Chickita. Now there's a woman worth a ransom. She never says no .'
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Quotes Containing no:
Ninotchka (Greta Garbo) and Count Leon (Melvyn Douglas) in Ninotchka (1939): - Ninotchka: ''Lets form our own party .'' - Count Leon: ''Lovers of the world unite!'' - Ninotchka: ''We won''t stretch our arm .'' - Count Leon: ''No! No!'' - Ninotchka: ''We won''t clench our fist.'' - Count Leon: ''No! No!'' - Ninotchka: ''Our salute will be a kiss .''
Vladimir Ivanoff (Robin Williams) a recent Russian immigrant to the US confronts a man who has been following him on the streets of New York in Moscow on the Hudson (1984): - Vlad: ''FBI?'' - Man: ''FBI? No.'' - Vlad: ''KGB?'' - Man: ''KGB? No... G-A-Y.'' - Vlad: ''G?...A?...Y?... No!''
Porno star Holly Body (Melanie Griffith) to a producer in Body Double (1984): ''I do not do animal acts, I do not do S & M or any variations of that particular bent , no water-sports either. I will not shave my pussy , no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face . I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.''
Porno star Holly Body (Melanie Griffith) to a producer in Body Double (1984): ''I do not do animal acts, I do not do S & M or any variations of that particular bent , no water-sports either. I will not shave my pussy , no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face . I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.''
Porno star Holly Body (Melanie Griffith) to a producer in Body Double (1984): ''I do not do animal acts, I do not do S & M or any variations of that particular bent , no water-sports either. I will not shave my pussy , no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face . I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.''
John Irving. The World According to Garp (1978): ''No glove , no love .''
Nicole L''Oiselle (Claudette Colbert) toasting her reconciliation with her husband Michael Brandon (Gary Cooper) in Bluebeard''s Eight Wife (1938): - Nicole: ''Here''s to our agreement: no love-making, no quarrels.'' - Michael:''Just like an ordinary married couple .'' - Nicole:''I said no quarrels.''
Vernon Hightower (Jeff Bridges) to his ex-wife Nadine (Kim Basinger) in Nadine (1987): ''No! No! I''m not in the ''Vernon darling'' business no more.''
Dorothy Parker: 'That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them.'
Porno star Holly Body (Melanie Griffith) to producer Jake Scully (Craig Wasson) in Body Double (1984): 'I do not do animal acts, I do not do S & M or any variations of that particular bent , no water-sports either. I will not shave my pussy , no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face . I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.'
Patrick Verona (Heath Ledger) and Katarina Stratford (Julia Stiles) in 10 Things I Hate About You (1999): - Patrick: 'Is that a yes?' - Katarina: 'No.' - Patrick: 'Or is that a no?' - Katarina: 'No.'
Joel Goodsen (Tom Cruise) about his business partner Lana (Rebecca DeMorney), a hooker in Risky Business (1983): ''It was great the way her mind worked. No guilt, no doubts, no fears; none of my specialties. Just the shameless pursuit of immediate gratification. What a capitalist!''
Shy Connie Martin (Harriet Hilliard (Nelson)) and Kitty Collins (Lucille Ball) in Follow the Fleet (1936): - Connie :'Kitty, there's a sailor I want to meet. How do I go about it?' - Kitty:'Are you kidding?' - Connie :'No. I mean are there any rules?' - Kitty:'Well, yes and no . Yes before you meet 'em and no after.'
Dorothy Parker: ''That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can''t say ''no'' in any one of them.''
Dorothy Parker: ''That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can''t say ''no'' in any one of them.''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''I''m no angel but I''ve spread my wings a bit .''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''I''m very quick , in a slow way .''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''I''m no angel but I''ve spread my wings a bit .''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''I''m very quick , in a slow way .''
English proverb: ''A standing prick has no conscience.''
Holly Body (Melanie Griffith) to porno-movie producer in Body Double (1984): ''I do not do animal acts. I do not do S & M or any variations on that particular bent . No watersports either. I will not shave my pussy . No fist-fucking and absolutely no coming in my face . I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.''
Holly Body (Melanie Griffith) to porno-movie producer in Body Double (1984): ''I do not do animal acts. I do not do S & M or any variations on that particular bent . No watersports either. I will not shave my pussy . No fist-fucking and absolutely no coming in my face . I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.''
Rodney Dangerfield: 'If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex-life at all.'
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''I''m no angel but I''ve spread my wings a bit .''
Drag queens Noxema/Zima Jackson/Auntie Noxy (Wesley Snipes) and Chichi Rodriquez (John Leguizamo) in To Wong Foo. Thanks for Everything. Julie Newmar (1995): - Noxema: ''Darling, if you''re going to become a drag-queen , you''re gonna have to learn these things. '' - Chichi: ''What do you mean ''a drag queen''? I am a drag queen!'' - Noxema: ''Oh, child, no , no , no . You''re simply a boy in a dress. When a straight man puts a dress and gets his sexual kick he is a transvestite ; when a man is a woman trapped in a man''s body and has the little operation he is a transsexual ; (...) when a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag-queen . (...) And when a light little Latin boy puts on a dress he is simply a boy in a dress.'' In the end , they agree to give Chichi the temporary title of ''drag princess .''
Jerry Stewart (Clark Gable) to Connie Randall (Carole Lombard) in No Man of Her Own (1932): - Babe: ''Do your eyes bother you?'' - Connie : ''No. Why?'' - Babe: ''They bother me.''
George (Roland Young) meeting Nell Kenner (Leila Hyams) in Ruggles of Red Gap (1935): - George: ''I say, do you believe in-love at first sight?'' - Nell: ''No. Do you?'' - George: ''No. That''s why I''d like to stay for a while, if you don''t mind.''
Beatrice (Lisette Verea) and Kornblow (Groucho Marx) and in A Night in Casablanca (1946): - Beatrice Reiner: ' Come on now. You wouldn't say 'no' to a lady .' - Ronald Kornblow: 'I don't see why not. They always say 'no' to me.'
William of Baskerville (Sean Connery) and Jorge de Burgos (Feodor Challapin, Jr.) in The Name of the Rose (1986): - William of Baskerville: ''But what is so alarming about laughter?'' - Jorge de Burgos: ''Laughter kills fear and without fear there can be no faith, because without fear of the devil there is no more need of God.''
Bill Rago (Danny DeVito), pretending to be CID, and Marie (Isabella Hofmann), the records officer, in Renaissance Man (1994): - Bill : 'So, do I get the records?' - Marie:'No.' - Bill : 'Come on . Is that all you ever say?' - Marie: 'No.' - Bill :'Hmmm. A window of opportunity.'
Dr. Prokosch (Oscar Homolka) to his student Cathy (Kim Novak) who proposes to be the live-in girlfriend of three married men for her sociology thesis in Boys' Night Out (1962): - Prokosh: 'Can you look like yes and act like no? Can you entice them, lure them, then pospone, evade, delay? It needs a special kind of experience and skill. This a nice girl has not learned.' - Cathy: 'No. This is what a nice girl has learned best.'
Richard (Jon Lovitz) trying to have-sex-with Victoria (Tia Carrere) in High School High (1996): - Richard : ''Oh, my God! You''re still a virgin!'' - Victoria : ''No, no , I still have my panties on .''
Richard (Jon Lovitz) trying to have-sex-with Victoria (Tia Carrere) in High School High (1996): - Richard : ''Oh, my God! You''re still a virgin!'' - Victoria : ''No, no , I still have my panties on .''
Charlie (Jan Gan Boyd) and Killy (Charles Bronson) in Assassination (1987): - Charlie Chong: ''You''re sure you never had a roll with that tootsie?'' - Jay Killian: ''No, Charlie . No tootsie-roll .''
Sacha, a radio sexpert , to a caller who swallowed semen and could feel them ''moving around in there'' in the 1999 movie Urban Legend: ''Ingestion of bodily fluids is a major safe-sex no-no. My suggestion is: take a spoonfull of Pepto and next time get away from the volcano before it erupts.''
Debra (Robin Tunney) and Geena (Renee Zellweger) reading the new rules for Music Town employees in Empire Records (1995)'' - Debra: ''No visible tatoos.'' - Geena: ''No revealing clothing. '' - Debra:''We''re both fucked ... At least you''re used to it .''
Debra (Robin Tunney) and Geena (Renee Zellweger) reading the new rules for Music Town employees in Empire Records (1995)'' - Debra: ''No visible tatoos.'' - Geena: ''No revealing clothing. '' - Debra:''We''re both fucked ... At least you''re used to it .''
Gambler Sky Masterson (Marlon Brando) in Guys and Dolls (1955): 'No matter who you marry you wake up married to someone else.'
Armand Duval (Robert Taylor) to Marguerite Gautier (Greta Garbo) in Camille (1936): ''No good can come to either of us without the other.''
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: ''Harry, we are just going to be friends.'' - Harry Burns: ''You realise of course that we can never be friends.'' - Sally Albright: ''Why not?'' - Harry Burns: ''What I''m saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can''t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.'' - Sally Albright: ''So, you''re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.'' - Harry Burns: ''No, you pretty much want to nail them too.''
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
Sir John Vanbrugh. The Relapse (1696): ''No woman is worth money that will take money .''
Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) and Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally : 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry:'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally : 'Why not?' - Harry:'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally :'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry:'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
Alex(andra) Medford (Cher) to Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): 'I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can . I think, no , I am positive, that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life . You know , in the short time that we have been together you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristics of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar , insensitive, selfish, stupid. You have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.'
Tira (Mae West) in I'm No Angel (1933): 'A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles. '
Tira (Mae West) in I'm No Angel (1933): 'One figure can sometimes add up to a lot.'
Niles Crane (David Hyde Pierce) in Frasier (1993): 'Her lips were saying: No, but her eyes were saying: Read my lips .'
Alice Munro (Binnie Barnes) to Hawkeye (Randolph Scott) in The Last of the Mohicans (1936): ''You know , it''s a very sad trail that leads to no one.''
Geraldine ''Gerry'' Jeffers (Claudette Colbert) to her husband in The Palm Beach Story (1942): ''You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything.''
Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe) to Mr. Esmond in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953): ''I won''t let myself fall in-love-with a man who won''t trust me no matter what I might do .''
Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) to Jack Cates (Nick Nolte) in Another 48 HRS (1990): ''If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole .''
Sally (Meg Ryan) and Harry (Billy Crystal) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): - Sally Albright: 'Harry, we are just going to be friends.' - Harry Burns: 'You realise of course that we can never be friends.' - Sally Albright: 'Why not?' - Harry Burns: 'What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way , shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way . (...) Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive . He always wants to have-sex-with her.' - Sally Albright: 'So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.' - Harry Burns: 'No, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''When I''m good, I''m very good. When I''m bad , I''m even better.''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''When I''m good, I''m very good. When I''m bad , I''m even better.''
Alicia (Ingrid Bergman) to Devlin (Cary Grant) in Notorious (1946): ''Poor Dev, in-love-with a no-good girl .''
Ruby Carter (Mae West) in Belle of the Nineties (1934): ''There are no girls gone wrong, there are bad-girls found out .''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''When I''m good, I''m very good. When I''m bad , I''m even better.''
Ruby Carter (Mae West) in Belle of the Nineties (1934): ''There are no girls gone wrong, there are bad-girls found out .''
Alicia (Ingrid Bergman) to Devlin (Cary Grant) in Notorious (1946): ''Poor Dev, in-love-with a no-good girl .''
Alicia (Ingrid Bergman) to Devlin (Cary Grant) in Notorious (1946): ''Poor Dev, in-love-with a no-good girl .''
Ruby Carter (Mae West) in Belle of the Nineties (1934): ''There are no girls gone wrong, there are bad-girls found out .''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''When I''m good, I''m very good. When I''m bad , I''m even better.''
Ruby Carter (Mae West) in Belle of the Nineties (1934): ''There are no girls gone wrong, there are bad-girls found out .''
Alicia (Ingrid Bergman) to Devlin (Cary Grant) in Notorious (1946): ''Poor Dev, in-love-with a no-good girl .''
Hesther Prynne (Demi Moore) in The Scarlet Letter (1995): ''How close they are love and hate. We are no less man by one than the other.''
Pat Jamieson (Spencer Tracy) speaking about love-in Without Love (1945): 'Never no more. I don't want anymore of that sickness.'
Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase) in Nothing but Trouble (1991): 'When it comes to love , there's no accounting for taste.'
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles. ''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''One figure can sometimes add up to a lot.''
Russell (Harold Ramis) to the recruiting sergeant in Stripes (1981): ''No, we''re not homosexuals, but we''re willing to learn.''
''Tom, there''s a whole lot I don''t understand, but going away ain''t going to ease us. There was a time, when we were on the land, there was a boundary to us then. Old folks died off and little fellahs came. We was always one thing . We was the family . Kind of whole and clear. But now we ain''t clear no more. There ain''t nothing that keeps us clear. (...) We''re cracking up , Tom. There ain''t no family now.'' Ma Joad (Jane Darwell) to her son Tom (Henry Fonda) in The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
Mae West in I''m No Angel (1933): ''A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles. ''
''There is no such thing as natural beauty .'' Truvy Jones (Dolly Parton), a beautician, to Annelle Dupuy Desoto (Daryl Hannah) in Steel Magnolias (1989)
Bette Midler monologue: ''- Darling, you''ve got no tits and a tight box . - Herbie, get-off my back .''
Nelson (Tim Robbins) and Mona (Jennifer Tilly) in No Small Affair (1984): - Nelson: ''Hey, Mona, what''s your bra size?'' - Mona: ''Multiply the length of your dick by ten and add your I.Q.'' - Nelson: ''Ask a simple question she gives you a math problem.''
Nelson (Tim Robbins) and Mona (Jennifer Tilly) in No Small Affair (1984): - Nelson: ''Hey, Mona, what''s your bra size?'' - Mona: ''Multiply the length of your dick by ten and add your I.Q.'' - Nelson: ''Ask a simple question she gives you a math problem.''
Nelson (Tim Robbins) and Mona (Jennifer Tilly) in No Small Affair (1984): - Nelson: ''Hey, Mona, what''s your bra size?'' - Mona: ''Multiply the length of your dick by ten and add your I.Q.'' - Nelson: ''Ask a simple question she gives you a math problem.''
Nelson (Tim Robbins) and Mona (Jennifer Tilly) in No Small Affair (1984): - Nelson: ''Hey, Mona, what''s your bra size?'' - Mona: ''Multiply the length of your dick by ten and add your I.Q.'' - Nelson: ''Ask a simple question she gives you a math problem.''
The short megalomaniac Dr. Noah (Woody Allen) in Casino Royale (1967): ''A world (...) where a man , no matter how short, can score-with a top broad .''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
''An intelligent man , but cold . No blood in his thinking.'' Leopold Dilg (Cary Grant) speaking of the law professor Michael Lightcap (Ronald Colman) in The Talk of the Town (1942)
''You city people. You''re all warm like dishwater. That don''t do nobody no good. (...) I mean you don''t run hot or cold . You should be one or the other, hot or cold , one or the other.'' Ruth Sullivan (Barbara Hershey) in the Louisiana Bayou to her visiting New York cousin Diana Sullivan (Jill Clayburgh) in Shy People (1987)
''Why do they have these things so early? No woman can look good at five o''clock in the afternoon , except possibly Tatum O''Neil.'' Diana Barrie (Maggie Smith) preparing for an afternoon ceremony in California Suite (1978)
David Larrabee (Greg Kinnear) and Linus Larrabee (Harrison Ford) in Sabrina (1995) - David: ''She''s a real woman , not a, you know .'' - Linus: ''Transvestite?'' - David: ''No, she''s not a bimbo .''
Mammie (Hattie McDaniel) and Scarlett O''Hara (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939): - Mammie: ''What are you gonna wear?'' - Scarlett: ''That.'' - Mammie: ''No you won''t. You can''t show your bosom before three o''clock.''
Marsha (Lena Olin) and Herman Broder (Ron Silver) in Enemies: A Love Story (1989): - Herman: ''Suppose that-there were no men left on the earth, would you do-it with another woman?'' - Marsha: ''Sure, why not? Would you do-it with another man?'' - Herman: ''Absolutely not. (...) Because then I wouldn''t find my other-half . But an animal . You give me a nice sheep or a goat . That''s another story.''
Ralph (Danny DeVito) to Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) in The Jewel of the Nile (1985): ''Look at these guys, Colton. No sheep is safe tonight.''
Ralph (Danny DeVito) to Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) in The Jewel of the Nile (1985):''Look at these guys, Colton. No sheep is safe tonight.''
Marsha (Lena Olin) and Herman (Ron Silver) in Enemies: A Love Story (1989): - Herman: ''Suppose that-there were no men left on the earth, would you do-it with another woman?'' - Marsha: ''Sure, why not? Would you do-it with another man?'' - Herman: ''Absolutely not. (...) Because then I wouldn''t find my other-half . But an animal . You give me a nice sheep or a goat . That''s another story.''
Allan (Woody Allen) and an imaginary Bogey (voice by Jerry Lacy) in Play It Again, Sam (1972): - Allan: ''What''s the matter with me? Why can''t I be cool? What''s the secret?'' - Bogey: ''There''s no secret, kid. Dames are simple. I never met one that didn''t understand a slap on the mouth or a slug from a .45.''
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) and Fulton Greenwald (Ian McNeice) when the African tribes discover that their princess is no longer a virgin in Ace Ventura. When Nature Calls (1995): - Ace: ''What''s that they''re saying?'' - Fulton: ''Well, I think they''re saying she''s not a virgin .'' - Ace: ''They can tell that?''
Nelson (Tim Robbins) and Mona (Jennifer Tilly) in No Small Affair (1984): - Nelson: ''Hey, Mona, what''s your bra size?'' - Mona: ''Multiply the length of your dick by ten and add your I.Q.'' - Nelson: ''Ask a simple question she gives you a math problem.''
''He said we made a good couple because I had no expectations and he had too many.'' Chloe (Meg Tilly) to Nick (William Hurt) in The Big Chill (1983)
Celine (Julie Delpy) and Jesse (Ethan Hawke) in Before Sunrise (1994): - Celine:''Have you ever heard that as couples grow older they lose their ability to hear each other?'' - Jesse:''No.'' - Celine:''Well, supposedly, men lose their ability to hear higher pitched sounds and women eventually lose hearing in their loins . I guess they sort of nullify each other or something.'' - Jesse:''I guess. Nature''s way of allowing couples to grow old together without killing each other.''
Uncle Benny (Ned Beatty) to his nephew Ed Chilton (Steve Buscemi) in Ed and His Dead Mother (1994): ''Do you have protection? Shield that gator , no regrets later.''
''A grown man is no more than his family . Your kids, your old-lady , headaches maybe, but they''re who you are.'' Bailbondsman Ritchie Blumenthal (Eli Wallach) to Ralph ''Papa'' Thorson (Steve McQueen) in The Hunter (1980)
Tillie Schlaine (Carol Burnett) to Pete Seltzer (Walter Matthau) in Pete ''n'' Tillie (1972): - Tillie: ''What do you think?'' - Pete: ''I think you are a fine-figure of a woman .'' - Tillie: ''I wasn''t asking about me. I was asking about the apartment.'' - Pete: ''Oh. It needs a man''s touch .'' -Tillie: ''Incidentally, for future reference, no woman who fancies she has a good-figure likes to hear she''s a fine-figure of a woman . The two aren''t the same at all.''
Dr. Seward (Harvey Korman) about the lunatic Renfield in Dracula. Dead and Loving It (1995): ''Give him an enema and then put him in a straightjacket. No! Wait! Put him in a straightjacket first , then give him an enema .'' Later he calls it : ''Give him a you-know-what .''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): ''It''s my fortune. When I was born with this face , it was the same as striking oil.''
Isabel Ducotel (Gloria Talbot) and Albert (Aldo Ray) in We''re No Angels (1955): - Isabel: ''You don''t look like a criminal.'' - Albert: ''If crime showed in a man''s face , there wouldn''t be any mirrors.''
Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) to Ramada (Valeria Golino) in Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993): ''I do love you. I tried to forget you but no matter what I do , your face is always on the tip of my tongue .''
Algy Shaw (Bud Abbott) and Wellington Phlug (Lou Costello) in Pardon My Sarong (1942): - Algy: ''Wouldn''t you marry a pretty girl like that?'' - Phlug: ''No, I''d rather marry a homely girl .'' - Algy: ''Why?'' - Phlug: ''Well, if you marry a pretty girl like that, she''s liable to run away.'' - Algy: ''A homely girl is apt to run away too.'' - Phlug: ''Yeah, but who cares. ''
Buddy (Billy Jacoby) (aged 15) and his sister Terry (Joyce Hyser) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy: ''The clock is ticking. I have to get Jamie.'' - Terry: ''Can''t you hear what you''re saying? Aren''t you embarassed?'' - Buddy: ''No, I''m horny . Horny will kick embarassed''s ass any time.''
Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone) in The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939): ''There''s no doubt in my mind or perhaps I should say in my imagination for that''s where crimes are conceived and where they are solved.''
Kate (Bonnie Hunt) and Faith (Marisa Tomei) in Only You (1994): - Kate: ''I saw a psychiatrist on Donahue say that love songs are just a cruel hoax that feed people''s fantasies. Romance on a daily basis? Nobody has that.'' - Faith: ''But, Kate, somebody wrote those songs. They come-out of somebody''s experience.'' - Kate: ''No, I think the come-out of somebody''s imagination .''
Ralph (Danny DeVito) to Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) in The Jewel of the Nile (1985): ''Look at these guys, Colton. No sheep is safe tonight.''
Marsha (Lena Olin) and Herman Broder (Ron Silver) in Enemies: A Love Story (1989): - Herman: ''Suppose that-there were no men left on the earth, would you do-it with another woman?'' - Marsha: ''Sure, why not? Would you do-it with another man?'' - Herman: ''Absolutely not. (...) Because then I wouldn''t find my other-half . But an animal . You give me a nice sheep or a goat . That''s another story.''
Pino (Anthony de Sando) and a lesbian in Kiss Me Guido (1998): - Pino: ''You''re a lesbian? Hey, I''m sorry. You like girls? That''s cool , me too, but you have no desire to do-it with a guy?'' - Lesbian: ''Do you?'' - Pino: ''That''s disgusting!'' - Lesbian: ''Exactly.''
Jenny MacLaine (Marsha Mason) to George Schneider (James Caan) in Chapter Two (1979): ''I want a home , I want a family and I want a career. I want everything. And there is no harm in wanting it , George, because there isn''t a chance in hell we''re going to get it all anyway.''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val Morton: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - The Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val Morton: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - The Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
Quentin Hapsburg (Robert Goulet) and Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2 . The Smell of Fear (1991): - Quentin: ''Que sera, sera. You do speak-French , don''t you?'' - Drebin: ''Unfortunately, no . But I do kiss that-way .''
Pino (Anthony de Sando) and a lesbian in Kiss Me Guido (1998): - Pino: ''You''re a lesbian? Hey, I''m sorry. You like girls? That''s cool , me too, but you have no desire to do-it with a guy?'' - Lesbian: ''Do you?'' - Pino: ''That''s disgusting!'' - Lesbian: ''Exactly.''
Xaviera Hollander (Joey Heatherton) and Nick (Joseph Ferreri), the coffee man , in The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977): - Xaviera: ''Do you have any Danish?'' - Nick: ''No, how about a little Greek?''
Algy Shaw (Bud Abbott) and Wellington Phlug (Lou Costello) in Pardon My Sarong (1942): - Algy: ''Wouldn''t you marry a pretty girl like that?'' - Phlug: ''No, I''d rather marry a homely girl .'' - Algy: ''Why?'' - Phlug: ''Well, if you marry a pretty girl like that, she''s liable to run away.'' - Algy: ''A homely girl is apt to run away too.'' - Phlug: ''Yeah, but who cares. ''
Chingachgook (Robert Barrat) to Hawkeye (Randolph Scott) about how Cora Munro is affecting his son Uncas in The Last of the Mohicans (1936): ''Pale face squaw no good [for] Mohican. Fair hair make heart of Uncas weak like water.'' Uncas has: ''squaw fever.''
Kevin (Keanu Reeves) and John/Satan (Al Pacino) in The Devil's Advocate (1998): - Kevin: 'What about love?' - John: 'Overrated. Biochemically, no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.'
George, Duke of Buckingham (John Sutton) to Queen Anne (Angela Lansbury) in The Three Musketeers (1948): 'I understand nothing except that I love you, that the earth is small and that-there is no room on it for you and me apart.'
Lt. Alexis Rosanoff (Ramon Novarro) and Mata Hari (Greta Garbo) in Mata Hari (1932): - Lt. Alexis: 'I love you as one adores sacred things. ' - Mata Hari: 'What sacred things?' - Lt. Alexis: 'God, country , honor, you.' - Mata Hari: 'I come last?' - Lt. Alexis: 'No, you come first , before anything.'
Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves) and John Milton (Al Pacino) in The Devil's Advocate (1997) - Kevin Lomax: 'What about love?' - John Milton: 'Overrated. Biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.'
Sheila Kingston's (Rosie O'Donnell) voice over commentary at the end of Exit to Eden (1994): 'So, what did I learn from this case? No matter what your sexual-preference is true-love is still the ultimate fantasy.'
Leonard Cummings (Peter Frechette) to his younger brother Charles (Jon Cryer) in No Small Affair (1984): 'Sex has nothing to do with love . Sex washes off .'
The Oracle to Neo (Keanu Reeves) in The Matrix (1999): 'Being the one is just like being in-love . No one can tell you you're in-love . You just know it , through and through, balls to bones .'
Maria Lanyi (Rise Stevens) and Bernard Fisher (Nigel Bruce) in The Chocolate Soldier (1941): - Mara: ''Men of his type don''t grow-on trees.'' - Bernard: ''No, they swing on them.''
Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus Larrabee (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Maria Lanyi (Rise Stevens) and Bernard Fisher (Nigel Bruce) in The Chocolate Soldier (1941): - Mara: ''Men of his type don''t grow-on trees.'' - Bernard: ''No, they swing on them.''
Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus Larrabee (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Val (Wendy Barrie) and Simon Templar (George Sanders) in The Saint Strikes Back (1939) - Val: ''I dislike you intensely.'' - Saint: ''Oh, no , you don''t. You''re really very fond-of me.'' - Val: ''Why should I be fond you you?'' - Saint: ''Tell me and you''ll answer the riddle of the world . My dear Val, that''s what has made history, literature, and even chemistry . A man and a woman .''
Bake(r) (Fred Astaire) and Sherry (Ginger Rogers) in Follow the Fleet (1936): - Baker: ''It''s swell being with you again. Friends?'' - Sherry: ''Friends.'' - Baker: ''Let''s kiss-and-make-up .'' - Sherry: ''No, let''s just make-up . That will give you something to work for.''
Chingachgook (Robert Barrat) speaking of the effect blonde Cora Munro is having on his son Uncas in The Last of the Mohicans (1936): ''Pale face squaw no good
[for] Mohican. Fair hair make heart of Uncas weak like water.''
Zeke (Tully Marshall) to Breck Coleman (John Wayne) in The Big Trail (1931): ''Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They''re''s all riddles all of ''em. And you just gotta guess ''em. And no matter which way you guess, you''re wrong.''
Cleopatra (Claudette Colbert) and Marc Anthony (Henry Wilcoxon) in Cleopatra (1934): - Cleopatra: ''What''s this? Anthony hates women too?'' - Marc Anthoiny: ''Out of their place I do . They''ve no place amongst men. They can''t think and they can''t fight. They''re just playthings for us.''
Cleopatra (Claudette Colbert) and Marc Anthony (Henry Wilcoxon) in Cleopatra (1934): - Cleopatra: 'What's this? Anthony hates women too?' - Marc Anthoiny: 'Out of their place I do . They've no place amongst men. They can't think and they can't fight. They're just playthings for us.'
Chingachgook (Robert Barrat) speaking of the effect blonde Cora Munro is having on his son Uncas in The Last of the Mohicans (1936): 'Pale face squaw no good [for] Mohican. Fair hair make heart of Uncas weak like water.'
Zeke (Tully Marshall) to Breck Coleman (John Wayne) in The Big Trail (1931): 'Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They're's all riddles all of 'em. And you just gotta guess 'em. And no matter which way you guess, you're wrong.'
Annie Madison (Suzy Amis) and John (Peter Gallagher) in Watch It (1993): - Annie: 'What is it? What makes a man? Why are all men such jerks?' - John: 'Well, I couldn't tell you that.' - Annie: 'No, seriously.' - John: 'It's a closely guarded secret. I could get-into a lot of trouble if I told you.'
Lt. Alexis Rosanoff (Ramon Novarro) and Mata Hari (Greta Garbo) in Mata Hari (1932): - Alexis: 'I love you as one adores sacred things. ' - Mata Hari:'What sacred things?' - Alexis: 'God, country , honor, you.' - Mata Hari:'I come last?' - Alexis:'No, you come first , before anything.'
Jack Burns (Kirk Douglas) to the prison guard Guitierrez (George Kennedy) in Lonely are the Brave (1962): ''Take it easy! Temper like that, one of these days you''ll find yourself riding through town with your belly to the sun, your best suit on , and no place to go but hell .''
P.I. Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) entering door #2 in Dead Men Don''t Wear Plaid (1982): ''I had no trouble finding Dr. Forrest''s cheese lab. It smelled like the number on the door.''
Chingachgook (Robert Barrat) speaking of the effect blonde Cora Munro is having on his son Uncas in The Last of the Mohicans (1936): 'Pale face squaw no good
[for] Mohican. Fair hair make heart of Uncas weak like water.'
Cleopatra (Claudette Colbert) and Marc Anthony (Henry Wilcoxon) in Cleopatra (1934): - Cleopatra: 'What's this? Anthony hates women too?' - Marc Anthoiny: 'Out of their place I do . They've no place amongst men. They can't think and they can't fight. They're just playthings for us.'
Zeke (Tully Marshall) to Breck Coleman (John Wayne) in The Big Trail (1931): 'Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They're's all riddles all of 'em. And you just gotta guess 'em. And no matter which way you guess, you're wrong.'
Prince Danilo (Maurice Chevalier) to Sonia (Jeanette MacDonald) in The Merry Widow (1934): 'Your left eye says yes and your right eye says no . Fifi, you're cockeyed.'
Ed (George Kennedy) & Frank (Leslie Nielsen) in Naked Gun 2 . The Smell of Fear (1991): - Captain Ed Hocken: ''We have an address. Monique de Carlo, two-ten Belckner Street.'' - Lt. Frank Drebin: ''That''s the redlight district. I wonder why Savage is hanging out down there?'' - Captain Ed Hocken: ''Sex, Frank?'' - Lt. Frenk Drebin: ''No, not right now, Ed. We''ve got work to do .''
Doctor Malaqua (Joseph Bologna) to vampire (with false teeth) Odette (Geena Davis) in Transylvania 6-5000 (1985): ''What do you know about love , nymphonese (nympho-knees?). If I didn''t have you chained to this wall no man in this town would be safe .''
A fellow detective and Sgt. Rizzoli (Whoopie Goldberg) in Fatal Beauty (1987): - Detective: ''Hey, Rizzoli, do you ever get it doggie-style?'' - Rizzoli: ''No, but how does it feel?''
Ronald (Groucho Marx) and Beatrice (Lisette Verea) in A Night in Casablanca (1946): - Ronald Kornblow: ''You''re the most beautiful girl I''ve ever seen.'' - Beatrice Reiner: ''Am I really?'' - Ronald Kornblow: ''No, but I don''t mind lying if it''s going to get me somewhere.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Henry Higgins (Leslie Howard) and Eliza (Wendy Hiller) in Pygmalion (1938): - Professor Higgins: ''Woman! Cease that detestable boo-hoo-ing instantly.'' - Eliza Doolittle: ''I''ve a right to be here if I like, same as you.'' - Professor Higgins: ''A woman who utters such depressing and disgusting sounds has no right to be anywhere.''
Gay Langland (Clark Gable) to Roslyn Taber (Marilyn Monroe) in The Misfits (1961): ''We all have to go some time, reason or no reason. Dying is as natural as living. A man who''s afraid to die is afraid to live.''
Felicity (Heather Graham) and Austin (Mike Myers) in Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): - Felicity: 'Well, Austin, I think you may have finally found your match.' - Austin: 'Oh, no , baby . I've beaten Dr. Evil before and I'll beat him again.' - Felicity: 'I was talking about me.'
'No matter what they tell you, Mr. Bain, it is the size of your gun that counts.' Dr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Batman & Robin (1998): Freeze's gun freezes people.
In Mafia (1997) about the local mafia boss: - 'I saw a man today, Rose, who sucks his own people dry.' - 'Hmmm, like those movies you make me watch.' - 'No, I mean in a bad way .'
Lola Cain (Sean Young) treating Ned Ravine (Armand Assante) to a hot hot-dog after failing to arouse his interest with everything else in Fatal Instinct (1993). - Lola: 'Well, if I can't buy you a drink how about one of those?' - Ned: 'Who can say no to a wiener .' - Lola: 'Not me.'
'No, thank you. I never eat anything I cannot identify.' Juan Villa-Lobos Ramirez (Sean Connery) to the stewardess offering him lunch in Highlander 2: The Quickening (1991) He then turns to the lady sitting next to him and ads: 'That's not entirely true, of course.'
James Bond (Sean Connery) and Miss Moneypenny (Lois Maxwell) in Dr. No (1962): - James Bond: 'Moneypenny. What gives?' - Miss Moneypenny: 'Me, given an ounce of encouragement.'
Diana Barrie (Maggie Smith), preparing for the Oscar ceremony in California Suite (1978): ''Why do they have these things so early? No woman can look good at five o''clock in the afternoon , except possibly Tatum O''Neil.''
'If God really made the world He should have put men into it .' Molly (Demi Moore) to Ned (Robert De Niro), an escaped convict dressed as a priest, in We're No Angels (1989).
Frank Slade (Al Pacino) to Donna (Gabrielle Anwar) in Scent of a Woman (1993): ''No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life . Simple. That''s what makes tango so great. If you make a mistake, get all tangled up , you just tango along.''
''My father, Chingachgook, warned me about people like you. (...) He said: Do not try to understand them. (...) Yes, and not try to make them understand you. That is because they are a breed apart and make no sense.'' Hawkeye (Daniel Day-Lewis) to Cora Munro (Madeleine Stowe) on the subject of women in The Last of the Mohicans (1993)
''My father, Chingachgook, warned me about people like you. (...) He said: Do not try to understand them. (...) Yes, and not try to make them understand you. That is because they are a breed apart and make no sense.'' Hawkeye (Daniel Day-Lewis) to Cora Munro (Madeleine Stowe) on the subject of women in The Last of the Mohicans (1993)
''My father, Chingachgook, warned me about people like you. (...) He said: Do not try to understand them. (...) Yes, and not try to make them understand you. That is because they are a breed apart and make no sense.'' Hawkeye (Daniel Day-Lewis) to Cora Munro (Madeleine Stowe) on the subject of women in The Last of the Mohicans (1993)
Carlos (Raul Julia) to Dale MacKussic/Mac (Mel Gibson) in Tequila Sunrise (1988): ''Friendship is the only choice in life you can make that''s yours. You can''t choose your family . (...) And no man should be blamed for whatever direction his dick goes. That''s like blaming a compass for pointing north for chrissake. Friendship is all we have.''
Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx) and Lamont Sanford (Demond Wilson) in the TV series Lamont and Sons (1972): - Fred : ''I still want to sow some wild oats!'' - Lamont: ''At your age , you don''t have no wild-oats , you got shredded wheat!''
Maj. Benson W. Payne (Damon Wayans) to the JROTC cadets in Major Payne (1995): ''You''ll get no sympathy from me. If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis . That''s where you''ll find sympathy.''
''Al. Al Reardon. My father! My moral, uptight, coffee-slurping, status-seeking, putting-in-overtime, hard-day-at-the-office, early-rising early-bedding, make-your-own-way-in-life father had been screwing Joyce Fickett. (...) No wonder I was having so much trouble. It was hereditary.'' Jimmy Reardon (River Phoenix) after discovering that his father Al (Paul Koslo) has been having an affair with Joyce (Ann Magnuson) for years in A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon (1988)
''Al. Al Reardon. My father! My moral, uptight, coffee-slurping, status-seeking, putting-in-overtime, hard-day-at-the-office, early-rising early-bedding, make-your-own-way-in-life father had been screwing Joyce Fickett. (...) No wonder I was having so much trouble. It was hereditary.'' Jimmy Reardon (River Phoenix) after discovering that his father Al (Paul Koslo) has been having an affair with Joyce (Ann Magnuson) for years in A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon (1988)
Sabrina (Audrey Hepburn) and Linus (Humphrey Bogart) in Sabrina (1954): - Sabrina Fairchild: ''It''s so strange to think of you being touched by a woman . I always thought you walked alone.'' - Linus Larrabee: ''No man walks alone from choice .''
Richard Miller (John C . McGinley) breaking off with his girlfriend in Watch It (1993): - Richard : 'Can I ask you a question?' - Girlfriend: 'Yeah.' - Richard : 'What part of 'no' exactly do you not understand?'
Mrs. Emma Peel (Uma Thurman) and John Steed (Ralph Fiennes) in The Avengers (1999): - Mrs. Peel: 'I'm the sort that doesn't take 'no' for an answer.' - John Steed: 'I think that would depend entirely on the question.' METHAPHORICAL YES-SES!!!
Elizabeth Lane (Barbara Stanwyck) and the butler in Christmas in Connecticut (1945): - Elizabeth: 'Some people say 'yes' and some people say 'no'.' - Butler: 'But what do you say?' - Elizabeth: ' I'm inclined to agree with them.'
Andy Lee (George E. Stone) speaking of Ann Lowell (Ginger Rogers) in 42nd Street (1933): 'Not 'Anytime Annie'?! (...) She only said 'no' once and then she couldn't hear the question.'
Sgt. Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) flirting with Rika Van Den Haas (Patsy Kensit), in Lethal Weapon 2 (1989): 'Come on , be original. Say yes . Everybody else says no .' W.C. Fields, as Professor Henry R. Quail, had a similar line in International House (1933). The hotel is full and he's looking for someone to bunk with. To Peggy Hopkins Joyce (as herself) he says: ?Here's a chance to have a laugh on every other girl in the world .?
Bill Dolworth (Burt Lancaster) spying of the revolutionary stronghold spots an old friend in The Professionals (1966): 'Lieutenant Sisi Chickita. Now there's a woman worth a ransom. She never says no .'
Capt. Johnson (Jeffrey Lynn) and Cpl. Miller in Up Front (1951): - Capt. Johnson: 'Is there NO discipline up here?' - Cpl. Miller: 'Yes, sir!'
Fun-loving Flicienne (Eva Gabor) explains how she came to take a champagne bath with a Duke in A New Kind of Love (1963): 'How could I say no when it's so much easier to say yes?'
Sword-swallower Irmy (Mia Farrow), who just admitted having-sex with a student for $700, and (Max) Kleinman (Woody Allen) in Shadows and Fog (1992): - Irmy: 'I slept with one person for money . Does that makes me a whore?' - Kleinmann: 'No, only by the dictionary definition.'
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): - Prosecutor: ''Why did you admit knowing so many men in your life?'' - Tira: ''It''s not the men in your life that count, it''s the life in your men.''
Virgil Starkwell (Woody Allen) in Take the Money and Run (1969): 'In prison, I remember this psychiatrist asked if I had a girl and I said no . And he said: Do you think sex is dirty? And I said it is if you do-it right.'
Matt Calder (Robert Mitchum) and Kay Weston (Marilyn Monroe) in River of No Return (1954). - Matt: 'Just how many kinds of fool are you?' - Kay: 'Not your kind.'
Alma Brown (Patricia Neal) to Hud Bannon (Paul Newman) in Hud (1963):'No thanks. I've done my time with one cold-blooded bastard , I'm not looking for another.'
Judy Maxwell (Barbra Streisand) and Hugh Simon (Kenneth Mars) in What's Up, Doc? (1972) - Judy: 'Did anyone ever tell you that you were very, very sexy?' - Hugh:'Well, actually, no .' - Judy:'And they never will.'
Rockland (John Wayne) to his would-be girlfriend (Ella Raines) in Tall in the Saddle (1944): 'You might as well know right now that no woman is going to get me hog-tied and branded. '
Joseph Miller/Joe (Ben Lyon) and Julie Kirk (Claudette Colbert) in I Cover the Waterfront (1933): - Joe: 'You wouldn't go-for a kiss , would you?' - Julie: 'No. Not very far.'
Jerry Travers (Fred Astaire) and Dale Tremont (Ginger Rogers) in Top Hat (1935): - Jerry:'May I rescue you?' - Dale:'No, thank you. I prefer being in distress.'
Connie Randall (Carole Lombard) to Jerry 'Babe' Stewart (Clark Gable) in No Man of Her Own (1932): 'Just a New York cowboy , aren't you? Passing through and giving the little small town girl her big-moment . You'd be lovely to have around just to sprinkle the flowers with your personality.'
Simon (Joe Pesci) and Montgomery (Brendan Fraser) in With Honors (1994): - Simon B . Wilder: 'When it comes to relationships everybody is a used car salesman.' - Monty Quesler: 'Is that your philosophy: Don't trust anyone?' - Simon B . Wilder: 'No, you gotta trust people. You just can't trust the warranty.'
Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) in When Harry Met Sally (1989):'We wanted to live-together , but we didn't want to get married , because every time anyone we knew got married , it ruined their relationship . They practically never had sex again. It's true. It's one of the secrets that no one ever tells you.'
Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) in When Harry Met Sally (1989): 'We wanted to live-together , but we didn't want to get married , because every time anyone we knew got married , it ruined their relationship . They practically never had sex again. It's true. It's one of the secrets that no one ever tells you.'
Skip tracer Tommy Novak (Clint Eastwood) and his prisoner Lou Ann McGuinn (Bernadette Peters) dressed in flaming red in Pink Cadillac (1989): - Tommy:'If you don't mind my saying so you look dressed-to-kill tonight, Miss McGuinn.' - Lou Ann:'No, I'm dressed to torture . Killing is too good for you.'
To Matthew Broderick in The Night We Never Met (1997) after being rejected by his ex-girlfriend: ''Look on the bright side... No sex is safe-sex .''
Virgil Starkwell (Woody Allen) in Take the Money and Run (1969): 'In prison, I remember this psychiatrist asked if I had a girl and I said no . And he said: Do you think sex is dirty? And I said it is if you do-it right.'
Leonard Cummings (Peter Frechette) to his younger brother Charles (Jon Cryer) in No Small Affair (1984): 'Sex has nothing to do with love . Sex washes off .'
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) to Fulton Greenwald (Ian McNeice) when the warring, rival tribes discover that the princess is no longer a virgin thanks to Ace Ventura. When Nature Calls (1995): - Ace: ''What''s that they''re saying?'' - Fulton: ''Well, I think they''re saying she''s not a virgin .'' - Ace: ''They can tell that?''
Kevin (Robin Givens) and his younger brother Darryl (Daman Wayans) in Blankman (1994): - Kevin: ''You''re a virgin!'' - Darryl: ''No!... I''m a gentleman .''
Rajah (Nigel de Brulier), the astrologer, and Tira (Mae West) in I'm No Angel (1933): - Rajah: 'I see a new position for you.' -Tira: 'Sitting or reclining?'
Elaine (Kelly Bishop) and Sue (Pat Quinn) in An Unmarried Woman (1978): - Elaine: ''There''s no such thing as total honesty, not with men. They''re all wrapped up in sexual-ego .'' - Sue: ''What the hell is sexual-ego , Elaine?'' - Elaine: ''Never getting enough, always on-the-make , constantly worrying about performing.'' - Sue: ''That''s ridiculous! I know lots of men who are interested in other things besides sex .'' - Elaine: ''Name one.'' - Sue: ''My husband .''
Judy Maxwell (Barbra Streisand) and Hugh Simon (Kenneth Mars) in What's Up, Doc? (1972): - Judy: 'Did anyone ever tell you that you were very, very sexy?' - Hugh: 'Well, actually, no .' - Judy: 'And they never will.'
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
K. S. Daly. Sex. An Encyclopedia for the Bewildered (1995): ''Following the first strip-tease performance at the Moulin Rouge in Paris in February 1893, other performances attempted to add some imaginative variety to the proceedings. One of these, La Puce (or The Flea) featured a young woman who, on discovering a flea in her clothing, had no option but to divest.''
Sheila Kingston''s (Rosie O''Donnell) voice over commentary at the end of Exit to Eden (1994): ''So, what did I learn from this case? No matter what your sexual-preference is true-love is still the ultimate fantasy.''
Joan Davis (as herself), being followed by three German spies, and Mischa Auer (as himself) in Around the World (1943): - Joan:''I''m just trying to get those three guys to fall-for me.'' - Mischa: ''How are you doing?'' - Joan:''Okay, but I can''t understand it . Every time I stop, those clucks stop.'' - Mischa: ''No wonder. You''ve got a face that''d stop any clock .''
Joan Davis (as herself), being followed by three German spies, and Mischa Auer (as himself) in Around the World (1943): - Joan:''I''m just trying to get those three guys to fall-for me.'' - Mischa: ''How are you doing?'' - Joan:''Okay, but I can''t understand it . Every time I stop, those clucks stop.'' - Mischa: ''No wonder. You''ve got a face that''d stop any clock .''
Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty) and Breathless Mahoney (Madonna) after the death of Lips in Dick Tracy (1990) - Tracy: ''No grief for Lips?'' - Breathless: ''I''m wearing black underwear .''
Kevin (Robin Givens) and his younger brother Darryl (Daman Wayans) in Blankman (1994): - Kevin: ''You''re a virgin!'' - Darryl: ''No!... I''m a gentleman .''
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) to Fulton Greenwald (Ian McNeice) when the warring, rival tribes discover that the princess is no longer a virgin thanks to Ace Ventura. When Nature Calls (1995): - Ace: ''What''s that they''re saying?'' - Fulton: ''Well, I think they''re saying she''s not a virgin .'' - Ace: ''They can tell that?''
Betty Dodson in the Sex for One segment of the HBO Special The Best of Real Sex (1993): 'There's no such as a frigid woman ; it's somebody who hasn't learned how to have an orgasm .'
Rajah (Nigel de Brulier) and Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): - Rajah: ''The horoscope. Keep this where you can consult it frequently.'' - Tira: ''All right, I''ll take-it to bed with me.''
Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): - Prosecutor: ''Why did you admit knowing so many men in your life?'' - Tira: ''It''s not the men in your life that count, it''s the life in your men.''
Tira''s (Mae West) answer to her maid in I''m No Angel (1933): - Maid: ''I was under the impression you were a one-man woman .'' - Tira: ''I am. One man at a time.''
Rajah (Nigel de Brulier) and Tira (Mae West) in I''m no Angel (1933): - Rajah: ''I see a wonderful future. I see a man in your life .'' - Tira: ''What, only one?''
Rajah (Nigel de Brulier), the astrologer, and Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): - Raajah: ''I see a new position for you.'' - Tira: ''Sitting or reclining?''
Tira''s (Mae West) answer to her maid in I''m No Angel (1933): - Maid: ''I was under the impression you were a one-man woman .'' - Tira: ''I am. One man at a time.''
Rajah (Nigel de Brulier) and Tira (Mae West) in I''m no Angel (1933): - Rajah: ''I see a wonderful future. I see a man in your life .'' - Tira: ''What, only one?''
Rajah (Nigel de Brulier) and Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): - Rajah: ''The horoscope. Keep this where you can consult it frequently.'' - Tira: ''All right, I''ll take-it to bed with me.''
Betty Dodson in the Sex for One segment of the HBO Special The Best of Real Sex (1993): ''There''s no such as a frigid woman ; it''s somebody who hasn''t learned how to have an orgasm .''
Empress Agrippa and Oedipus (Eddie Cantor) in Roman Scandals (1933): - Empress: ''Oedipus, have you ever been fired by passion?'' - Oedipus: ''No, but I''ve been fired by everyone else.''
Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) and William Thacker (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999): - Anna: ''You have big feet. (...) You know what they say about men with big feet.'' - William: ''No. What''s that?'' - Anna: ''Big feet... large shoes.''
Dr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Batman & Robin (1998): ''No matter what they tell you, Mr. Bain, it is the size of your gun that counts.'' Freeze''s gun freeze''s people.
Sandy (Bette Midler) and Lauren (Shelley Long) in Outrageous Fortune (1987): - Sandy: ''Oh my! That kind of evening, hmm?'' - Lauren: ''Not the kind you''re used to. No money changed hands.''
''Not ''Anytime Annie''?! (...) She only said ''no'' once and then she couldn''t hear the question.'' Andy Lee (George E. Stone) speaking of Ann Lowell (Ginger Rogers) in 42nd Street (1933).
Shirley (Pauline Collins) in Shirley Valentine (1989): 'You can't bring logic into this. We're talking about marriage . Marriage is like the Middle East. There's no solution.'
Terry McKay (Deborah Kerr) to Nickie Ferrante (Cary Grant) in An Affair to Remember (1957): ''Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories . We''ve already missed the spring.''
''What do you know about love , nymphonese? If I didn?t have you chained to this wall no man in this town would be safe .'' Doctor Malaqua (Joseph Bologna) to vampire (with false teeth) Odette (Geena Davis) in Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
Sandy (Bette Midler) and Lauren (Shelley Long) in Outrageous Fortune (1987): - Sandy: ''Oh my! That kind of evening, hmm?'' - Lauren: ''Not the kind you''re used to. No money changed hands.''
''Not ''Anytime Annie''?! (...) She only said ''no'' once and then she couldn''t hear the question.'' Andy Lee (George E. Stone) speaking of Ann Lowell (Ginger Rogers) in 42nd Street (1933).
''What do you know about love , nymphonese? If I didn?t have you chained to this wall no man in this town would be safe .'' Doctor Malaqua (Joseph Bologna) to vampire (with false teeth) Odette (Geena Davis) in Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
Finn (Winona Ryder) to Marianna (Alfre Woodard) in How to Make an American Quilt (1995): 'You see , what they don't tell us is that marriage is this anachronistic institution created for the sole convenience of the father who needs to pass off his daughters to the care of another man . Like 'here, here, she eats too much. Take her off my hands', you know? But now, now that we've gotten our independence, that we earn our own livings, there's no purpose to being someone's wife . Why can't we love as many people as we want in a lifetime?'
The Council Chief (Tony Jay), consulting The Monchine, a dictionary, to Celeste (Kim Basinger) in My Stepmother is an Alien (1988): 'The Monchine 40 says: Marriage is this. He goes off to fight the Turks and you put on a lock . (2nd definition.) Marriage is this: You cook and clean and bring him martinis. (3rd definition.) The modern marriage . There are no rules or responsabilities but if he does something wrong you can set him on fire while he sleeps and go on a talk show where everybody will forgive you and love you.'
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
Diane (Joan Collins) and Chester Babcock (Bob Hope) in The Road to Hong Kong (1962): - Diane: ''Do you have any idea of the kind of woman that I really am?'' - Chester: ''No, but I have high hopes.'' - Diane: ''I''ll tell you what I''m like. I know what I want when I see what I want, and when I see what I want, I want it .'' - Chester: ''Do you see it?'' - Diane: ''I see it .'' - Chester: ''Do you want it?'' - Diane: ''I want it .'' - Chester: ''You got it .''
Gittel (Shirley MacLaine) and Gerry (Robert Mitchum) in Two for the Seesaw (1962): - Gittel: 'Do you think I'm too fat?' - Gerry: 'Good heavens, no .' - Gittel: 'Do you think I'm too skinny?' - Gerry: 'I think you're a sacred vessel of womanhood .' - Gittel: 'Sexy as all get up , hmm?' - Gerry: 'Well put. - Gittel: 'Do you think I'm too sexy? I mean oversexed?' - Gerry: 'Well, I think your kind of a mixed up vessel. Calmly considered I'd say your bottom was tops. ' - Gittel: 'Oh, some vessel! I sound like a shipwreck.'
Amanda Bonner (Katharine Hepburn) and husband Adam (Spencer Tracy) in Adam's Rib (1949): - Amanda : 'There is no difference between the sexes. Men, women, the same.' - Adam : 'They are, hum?' - Amanda : 'Well, maybe there is a difference but it's a little difference.' - Adam : 'Well you know what the French say.' - Amanda : 'What do they say?' - Adam : 'Vive la diffrence.' - Amanda : 'Which means?' - Adam : 'Which means: Hooray for that little difference.'
Ira Skitch (Will Rogers) to his son-in-law in Mr. Skitch (1933): 'A wife is a wonderful thing and no husband should be without one. Now, Harvey, I'm gonna give you a bit of advice from an old veteran husband to an amateur . The most dangerous year in married life is the first , then comes the second, and the third, and the fourth, and on down . Marriage is an institution. I've been an inmate of that institution long enough to know that the most successful marriage in one where the wife is the boss and don't know it .'
Michael/Dorothy (Dustin Hoffman) to Ron (Dabney Coleman) in Tootsie (1982): - Ron: ''Tootsie, take ten .'' - Dorothy: ''Ron, my name is Dorothy. It''s not Tootsie or Toots or Sweety or Honey or Doll.'' - Don: ''Oh! Christ!'' - Dorothy: ''No, just Dorothy. Now Allen is always Allen, Tom is always Tom, and John is always John. I have a name too. It''s Dorothy. Capital D , o, r, o, t, h, y. Dorothy.''
The Detainer (Daliah Lavi), strapped naked on a couch , and the short madman Dr. Noah (Woody Allen) in Casino Royale (1967): - Detainer: ''Do you treat all the girls you desire this way?'' - Dr. Noah: ''Yes, oh yes . I undress them and tie them up . I learned that in the Boy Scouts.'' Hairdresser Rita (Julie Walters) and a client in Educating Rita (1983): - Client: ''Is that a book you''re reading? (...) What''s it called?'' - Rita: ''Of Human Bondage.'' - Client: ''Yeah? My husband''s got a lot of books like that.'' - Rita: ''Somerset Maugham books?'' - Client: ''No, bondage books.''
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: ''All you have to do is be firm.'' - Clarence Jr.: ''Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?'' And later: ''You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it''s not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I''m wrong right there. A woman doesn''t think at all. She get''s stirred up .''
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: 'All you have to do is be firm.' - Clarence Jr.: 'Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?' And later: 'You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it's not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I'm wrong right there. A woman doesn't think at all. She get's stirred up .'
Robert Schimmel guest star on the Rodney Dangerfield comedy special Nothin'' Goes Right (1988): ''Some of these guys only like it if they think the girl doesn''t like it ; it''s some sort of weird power trip thing for these guys. It''s like anal-sex . I think if you really wanted to try that with a girl and she said: ''OK, but be really gentle because no one ever did anything like this to me before.'' You''d get the hard-on of a lifetime. But if she said: ''Give me that big dick and drive me around the block .'' You wouldn''t be able to get-it-up if there was money involved.''
Clarence Day (William Powell) having a father-to-son talk about women with Clarence, Jr. (Jimmy Lydon) in Life with Father (1947): - Clarence Sr.: 'All you have to do is be firm.' - Clarence Jr.: 'Yes, but Father, what can you do when they cry?' And later: 'You see Clarence, we men have to run this world and it's not an easy job . It takes work and it takes thinking. A man has to reason things out . Now, you take a woman . A woman thinks... No, I'm wrong right there. A woman doesn't think at all. She get's stirred up .'
Ira Skitch (Will Rogers) to his son-in-law in Mr. Skitch (1933): 'A wife is a wonderful thing and no husband should be without one. Now, Harvey, I'm gonna give you a bit of advice from an old veteran husband to an amateur . The most dangerous year in married life is the first , then comes the second, and the third, and the fourth, and on down . Marriage is an institution. I've been an inmate of that institution long enough to know that the most successful marriage in one where the wife is the boss and don't know it .'
William Parish (Anthony Hopkins) to Joe Black (Brad Pitt) in Meet Joe Black (1999): 'Love is passion . Obsession. Someone you can't live without. Someone you fall head over heels for. Find someone you can love like crazy, and will love you the same way back . Listen to your heart . No sense in life without this. To make the journey without falling deeply in-love , you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try, because if you haven't tried , then you haven't lived.'
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: ''I need your advice on moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''Moaning?'' - Lucy: ''Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you''re stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?'' - Rebecca: ''Just be natural. Don''t act , just be yourself.'' - Lucy: ''Becky, we''re not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.'' - Rebecca: ''Well, it''s been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.'' - Lucy: ''Hmm, and that''s why I do the moaning.'' - Rebecca: ''No, that''s where you let-go .'' - Lucy: ''Let go of what? You''re being too vague. Start from the beginning and don''t use phrases like ''places inside'' and ''hitting the change''. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?''
Lucy Trager (Gwyneth Paltrow) and her older sister Rebecca Trager Lott (Elizabeth Perkins) in Moonlight and Valentino (1995): - Lucy: 'I need your advice on moaning.' - Rebecca: 'Moaning?' - Lucy: 'Yeah. Now, is it better to moan or to act like you're stifling the moan, or just not to moan at all?' - Rebecca: 'Just be natural. Don't act , just be yourself.' - Lucy: 'Becky, we're not on a talk show, you know , you can tell me for real.' - Rebecca: 'Well, it's been a long time, but in my experience the best thing is to breathe very deeply at first . That way you bring him inside you first through his smell and then through the rhythm of your own breath until those places inside you start to tighten and to tingle until you hit the change. The change is where things really start happening on their own.' - Lucy: 'Hmm, and that's why I do the moaning.' - Rebecca: 'No, that's where you let-go .' - Lucy: 'Let go of what? You're being too vague. Start from the beginning and don't use phrases like 'places inside' and 'hitting the change'. What is that? Be specific, okay? When do I moan? I mean, how long should I do that breathing thing? Should I open my eyes?'
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