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bed:

1. A piece of furniture upon which or within which a person sleeps, rests, convalesces, or makes love. Types of bed: air mattress; bassinet; bed; bedroll; berth; boxspring; brass bed; bridal bed; bunk; bunk bed; camp bed; charpoy; cot; couch ; cradle ; crib ; daybed; divan; doos (crude, makeshift bed); double bed; down mattress; fold-out (bed); four-poster (bed); futon; king-size bed; marriage bed; pallet; passion-pit ; queen-size bed; shakedown; single (bed); sleeping-bag ; sofabed; tester; truckle bed; trundle bed; twin bed; Uncle-Ned (rhyming slang); wank-tank ; waterbed.

2. To bed / bed-down / bed-down-with / go-to-bed-with , to have sexual-intercourse with. See copulation for synonyms.


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Quotes Containing bed:
Charley (Walter Matthau) and Sybil (Felicia Farr) in Charley Varrick (1973): - Charley : ''I like your bed . I never slept in a round bed . What''s the best way : North, South, East or West?'' - Sybil: ''That depends on what you have in mind?'' - Charley : ''What I had in mind was boxing the compass.''
Carbo (Jan-Michael Vincent) and Luke Matthews (James Coburn) in Bite the Bullet (1975): - Carbo: 'When a woman does it for money ...' - Luke: 'The man always gets the best of the bargain. Before you take her to bed , she's a thing of beauty ; in bed , an angel of mercy; and afterwards, she's a...' - Carbo: 'A whore ...' - Luke: '...a pillow of peace.'
Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) in Notting Hill (1999): ''Rita Hayworth used to say: ''They go-to-bed-with Gilda, they wake up with me'' (...) Men went to bed with the dream and they didn''t like it when they woke up with reality.''
Wyatt Earp (James Garner) about Calamity Jane in Sunset (1988): ''Mary Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman , but she looked like an unmade bed .''
Wyatt Earp (James Garner) about Calamity Jane in Sunset (1988): ''Mary Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman , but she looked like an unmade bed .''
Billy Crystal in bed with his wife in City Slickers II (1994): 'Look! The little-man wants to go to the parade.'
Robert Gold (Dick Bogarde) to Diana Scott (Julie Christie) in Darling (1965): ''Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.''
Graffito: ''Man who go-to-bed-with problem in-hand wake up in the morning with solution at his finger tips. ''
Graffito: ''Man who go-to-bed-with problem in-hand wake up in the morning with solution at his finger tips. ''
Humorously defined by Louis J. Safian in An Irreverent Dictionary of Love and Marriage as: 'A woman who gets bed and boredom.'
Miles Monroe (Woody Allen) in Sleeper (1973): ''Ma, I''ve got-something to tell you. Arlene and I have to get a divorce . She thinks I''m a pervert because I drank our water bed .''
Allan Felix (Woody Allen) in Play It Again, Sam (1972): 'I was incredible last night in bed . I never once had to sit up and consult the manual.'
Rajah (Nigel de Brulier) and Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): - Rajah: ''The horoscope. Keep this where you can consult it frequently.'' - Tira: ''All right, I''ll take-it to bed with me.''
Rajah (Nigel de Brulier) and Tira (Mae West) in I''m No Angel (1933): - Rajah: ''The horoscope. Keep this where you can consult it frequently.'' - Tira: ''All right, I''ll take-it to bed with me.''
Miles Monroe (Woody Allen) in Sleeper (1973): ''Ma, I''ve got-something to tell you. Arlene and I have to get a divorce . She thinks I''m a pervert because I drank our water bed .''
Georgia Bill . Scary Day Blues: 'When my baby goes to bed / It shines like a morning star / When I crawl in the middle / It rides me like a Cadillac car.'
Tommy Patel (Eric Idle) and Duchess Lucinda (Barbara Hershey) in Splitting Heirs (1993): - Tommy: ''I''m sorry about your husband .'' - Lucinda: ''You didn''t have to sleep-with him. His idea of a good-time in bed was three newspapers and a cup of tea . He thought foreplay was a kind of golf.''
Allan Felix (Woody Allen) in Play It Again, Sam (1972): ''We went to Mexico for our honeymoon . I spent the entire two weeks in bed ... I had dysentery.''
Agent WD40, Dick Steel (Leslie Nielsen) to the spy in his bed in Spy Hard (1998): ''Don''t thank me, darling . The art of lovemaking takes two... sometimes three or four depending on how well you do at the crap tables.''
Big Mama Pollit (Judith Anderson) to Maggie Pollit (Elizabeth Taylor) while tapping the bed in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958): 'When a marriage goes on the rocks , the rocks are there, right there.'
Amanda Penrose (Ann Sheridan) to Sylvia Fowler(Dolores Gray) in The Opposite Sex (1956): - Amanda : ''She''s a woman .'' - Sylvia: ''And what are we?'' - Amanda : ''Females. The lost-sex substituting fashion for passion and the analyst''s couch for the double bed .''
Laurence Shames. Sunburn: ''A woman you really liked looked prettier after you''d been to bed with her; a woman you didn''t, did not. This was one of the ways a man knew if he might''ve been falling in-love .''
Honey (Sally Kirkland) and Rosie (Jean Willis) about Buffalo Bill Cody in Bite the Bullet (1975): - Honey: ''Wasn''t he the fastest gun in the West?'' - Rosie: ''Only in bed , kiddo.''
Buddy Griffith (Billy Jacoby) and Denise (Toni Hudson) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy:'Our parents are gone for two weeks. Do you know what that means? Their king size bed is empty.' - Denise:'I think that if you and I were the last man and woman on earth the human race would die out .'
Una (Lauren Tom) about her superstitious China-born mother in The Joy Luck Club (1993):''So my mom sees this miror at the foot of our bed and she says: Aie-ya! A mirror is bad luck. All the romance will hit the mirror, pooom, go back the opposite direction.''
Nick (Anthony Quinn) a Greek desperately in-love-with his bigoted Irish neighbor Rose Muldoon (Maureen O''Hara) in Only the Lonely (1991): ''You''ve forgotten what a sweet thing romance can be. Come to my bed . You will never leave.''
Alexis Zorba (Anthony Quinn) to the Englishman Basil (Alan Bates) in Zorba the Greek (1964): 'If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart , but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.'
Alexis Zorba (Anthony Quinn) to the Englishman Basil (Alan Bates) in Zorba the Greek (1964): ''If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart , but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her bed and he will not go.''


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