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condom:
A thin sheath of latex , polyurethane, or animal intestine worn over the penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy and the transmission of sexually-transmitted-diseases. With the advent of the female-condom a distinction is sometimes made today between male and female-condom . Condoms are not 100% effective; some STDs are contracted by skin to skin contact outside the protective area of a condom . See condom [SYN] for synonyms. CAUTION:
- a) Check the expiry date on the condom .
- b) Do not store condoms in warm-places (not in your back pocket); it weakens the latex .
- c) Avoid oil-based lubricants; they weaken latex-condoms.
- d) Use plenty of water-based lubricant (to prevent condoms breaking, and to avoid tiny cuts in the skin).
Etymology: Possibly named after: a) Dr. Condom or Conton, a physician at the court of Charles II (ca 1660-1685). b) Colonel Condum in the Royal Guard to Condom, a town in Germany.
COPULATION WITH A CONDOM: armored-division ; cheat-the-census ; cloak-the-captain ; coitus-condomatus ; fight-in-armor ; safe-sex ; showering-in-a-raincoat .
COPULATION WITHOUT A CONDOM: a-capella ; a-straight-shot ; apache ; baby-gallop ; bald-journey ; bareback-sex ; barebacking ; barefoot ; BB ; gymnophallation ; have-sex-meat-to-meat ; meat-to-meat ; raw-sex ; riding-bareback ; rough-riding (roughriding); skin-diver ; unprotected-sex ; wombwashing .SHEATED PENIS: condomized.UNSHEATED PENIS: barefoot ; unsheated penis ; baby-grinder ; bareback-rider; condomless .
Quotes:
(1) John Irving. The World According to Garp (1978): ' No glove , no love .'
(2) Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) and Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) in Pretty Woman (1990)-- Vivian: ' Pick one! I've got red, I've got green, I've got yellow , I'm out of purple but I do have one Gold Circle Coin left, the condom of champions, the one-and-only , nothing is getting through this sucker . What do you say? '-- Edward: ' A buffet of safety .'
(3) Uncle Benny (Ned Beatty) to his nephew Ed Chilton (Steve Buscemi) in Ed and His Dead Mother (1994): ' Do you have protection? Shield that gator , no regrets later .'
Synonyms: American-sock, armor, cheesepipe-clingfilm, cock-sock, collapsible-container, come-balloon, come-drum, condominium, Coney-Island-whitefish, cum drum (comdrum), cundum, bag, baggie, balloon, bone-bag, bone-balloon, boner-bag, beetleskin, benjamin, bikini condom (female c.), bishop, blob, Brummagem-Joe, bubble-gum, c-d-m, cadet, candy-wrapper, cap (male or female c.), capote-allemande, capote-anglaise, cardigan, Casanovas-rubber-sock, cassock, cecum-condom, cheater, diving-suit, diving-bell, doodah, Englisn overcoat, envelope, fish skin (fishskin), flunkey, Fourex, franger, French-letter, French-love-letter, French-safe, French-tickler, Frenchie, Frenchy, frog, froggie, frogskin, fuck-rubber, fucking-rubber, Glad-bag, glove, gumboot, head-gasket, headliner, Italian-letter, Jimmy-cap, Jimmy-hat, jism-jacket, jo-bag, john, johnny, jolly-bag, joy-bag, joy-sock, knob-sox, latex, latex-nightcap, life-jacket, life-preserver, life-saver, love-envelope, love-glove, lubie (lubricated c.), Manhattan-eel, mouses-sleeping-bag, Mr.-Happy's-business-suit, nightcap, noddy, Hudson-River-whitefish, packer-glove, party-hat, rubber-Johnny, rubber-sock, saddle, safe, safety, scum bag (scumbag), scum-sack, shag bag, sheath, shower-cap, skin, sleeve, slicker, snake-skin, party-pack, pecker-glove, pecker-pack, plonker, plumber's-helper, Port-Said-garter, pro, propho, prophylactic, protection, protective-raincoat, raincoat, redingote-d'Angleterre, riding-jacket, root-suit, rough-rider (ribbed c.), rozzer, rubber, rubber-boots, rubber cookie (male or female c.), rubber-duck, rubber-ducky, overcoat, rubber-goods, sock, tail protection, ticklers, tool-bag, topcoat, Trojan, washer, wetsuit, wiener-wrap, willie wellie (willy-welly), baby buggy buffer, baby block, baggie, banana bandana, banana peel, banger-hanger, birth berth, bitch glitch, blockaides, boa contricter, bobby sock, bone bonnet, boxing glove, cameltoe noflow, cape-horn, child proof lid, cloak for dagger, cock cap, cock dock, cock-a-doodle-don't, cocking stocking, conceivable receivable, crash helmet, cumbrella, cummer bun, cyclops eye patch, dick dam, Dick C. Cup, dicktionary, dipper slipper, distributor cap, DNA lounge, dong sarong, dunce cap, embryno, feltcher squelcher, ferret sock, fish ladder, fornication filtration, Catholic catheter, full latex jacket, gauntlet, gender guard, gene pool, geyser cork, gift wrap, glad-bag, goo-be-gone, h.i.v. net, hatch catcher, head-gasket, heir alter, hereditary halter, hickory dickory dock, holds the mayo, hood ornament, hub cap, indickitive, life-saver, Little Red Riding hood, love-glove, Major Woody's uniform, Mount Hood, Mr.-Happy's-business-suit, Freudian-slip, mushroom cap, one-eyed willie's eye patch, party-hat, penal pullover, pud pod, Purple Warrior Armor, rascal wrapper, relative preventive, salami skin, spanky hanky, sperm lance-a-not, sperm dam, sperm bag, sperm worm, sperminal terminal, spoo keeper, spunk spittoon, stopcock, stuffer stocking, tuition abolition, weenie beanie, wham bam dam, wienerhosen, Woody's wetsuit, zuccini beanie, Mr. Hardon's Dress Whites,
See Also: English overcoat, overcoat, packer glove, party hat, party pack, latex nightcap, life jacket, life saver, lubie, head gasket, Hudson River whitefish, jo-bag, jolly bag, noddy, protective raincoat, raincoat, root suit, riding jacket, rubber boots, rubber sock, rubber Johnny, scum sack, Coney Island whitefish, diving suit, diving bell, come balloon, cock sock, condominium, fish skin, French safe, balloon, bone bag, bone balloon, boner bag, bikini condom, cardigan, Casanovas rubber sock, cheater, sock, tail security, topcoat, washer, wetsuit, wiener wrap, willie wellie, unprotected sex, snake skin, shower cap, showering in a raincoat, slicker, cheesepipe clingfilm, cloak the captain, candy wrapper, capote anglaise, capote allemande, cassock, cecum condom, cheat the census, Brummagem Joe, armor, bareback rider, barefoot, bareback sex, barebacking, BB, beetleskin, benjamin, a capella, American sock, baby-grinder, baby-gallop, baggie, bald journey, gumboot, froggie, frogskin, fuck rubber, fucking rubber, glad bag, flunkey, franger, cumdrum, fight in armor, French letter, French love letter, coitus condomatus, collapsible container, come-drum, doodah, cum drum, envelope, redingote d'Angleterre, rubber ducky, rough-riding, rough-rider, rozzer, rubber duck, love envelope, plumber's helper, Port Said garter, joy bag, joy sock, knob sox, johnny, Jimmy hat, Jimmy cap, jism jacket, Italian letter, jacket, headliner, gymnophallation, have sex meat-to-meat, lubricated condom, pecker glove, pecker pack, Manhattan eel, meat-to-meat, mouses sleeping bag, Mr. Happy's business suit, raw sex, rubber goods, Safe Ears, bubble-gum machine, natural condom, lambskin condom, skin condom, latex condom, condomless, condom earring, Dreadnought, gymnophallic, a straight shot, armored division, sex cap, rubber cooky, male condom, straight shot, Trojan, wombwashing, latex, frog, magnum, life preserver, love glove, night-cap, plonker, prophylactic, riding bareback, shag-bag, sheath, apache, c-d-m, cadet, bishop, blob, bubble gum, French tickler, glove, Frenchie, Fourex, cundum, sleeve, safe, scum bag, spermicidal latex condom, take out the trash, ticklers, tool bag, condom, Frenchy, saddle, rubber, protection, pro, skins, skin-diver, posh wank, pre-cum, Jelly Boy, female condom, bareback,
Quotes Containing condom:
Det. MacArthur Stern (Gene Hackman) posing as Dr. Bolsef of the District of Columbia Health Department who wants to cite a couple for copulating without a condom in Loose Cannons (1990): ''I''m afraid I''ll hace to cite on under D .C. Statute 308 694 2-64.'' Regrettably, as it turns out , they''re all out of Indiscriminate Copulation Forms.
Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) and Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) in Pretty Woman (1990): - Vivian: ''Pick one! I''ve got red, I''ve got green, I''ve got yellow , I''m out of purple but I do have one Gold Circle Coin left, the condom of champions, the one-and-only , nothing is getting through this sucker . What do you say?'' - Edward: ''A buffet of safety.''
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