Sexual DictionaryDictionary of the F-Word
hair-job:Rare, fetishistic form of masturbation in which one partner raps his/her long hair around the penis of the partner to be masturbated.
See Also: 9 to 5, 9-5-er, Apostle's grove, arse beard, B.J., bang-up, Barnet, Barnet Fair, BCH, bear trapper's hat, bearded, beetlebonnet, belly bristles, belly thicket, belly whiskers, bermuda triangle, Betty Bouffant, big J, BJ, BJLs, BJM, blend modality, BLJ, blowing, braid cutting, briar pach, brown madam, bumfluff, bushy, butch cut, callitrichous, carpet, carrot head, carrot top, chaetophobia, chemical blonde, clover field, cod cove, cunt carpet, cunt down, cunt hair, curlies, curls, curly hairs, delta, depilate, depilation, depilatory, dick wheat, doormat basher, eat fur pie, eat muff pie, face-fungus, fanny hair, fanny magnet, fleece, forest bush, fresh axe wound in a bears back, frizzle, front door mat, front garden, fuck fur, fur, fur below, furry bush, furry mound, furze, furze-bush, fuzz, fuzzies, garden hedge, goldie-locks, gooseberry bush, grass, green grove, green meadow, gum-job, gynelophilous, hair-job, hairdo, hairy axe wound, hairy pipi, hairy whizzer, hand gig, hand job, hirsute, hirsutism, huffling, job, lawn, leg beard, lovelock, lower wig, mat, milk cow, mop head, moss, mot-carpet, mowed lawn, muffet, nine-to-five, nine-to-fiver, Old Frizzle, oral coitus, oral copulation, oral intercourse, orogenital sex, orolabial stimulation, penis-to-armpit intercourse, peroxide blonde, peroxide hair, piliphiliac, Pink Palace in the Black Forest, plush, pond skum, pubephilia, pubickers, pussy beard, pussy cover, pussy hair, quim wig, quim-whiskers, rubyfruit jungle, rug, shampoo, short and curlies, silent beard, slob-job, social dandruff, steel woolies, stern approach, strawberry patch, stubble, sugar bush, tail feathers, tape, thicket, treasure trail, triangle of love, trichoerethism, trichologia, trichophilia, trichophilous, trichophobia, tripsolagnia, twat fuzz, twat mat, twat rug, undergrowth, velcro strips, velvet job, vertical axe wound with sideburns, wack job, whack job, wig, woolies, wools, zebra fanny
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