spanking the monkey:

Jocular coinage for male masturbation . See masturbation-male for synonyms.

Quote: Agency chief (Charles Durning) to his second in command in Spy Hard (1998): ' I don't know who's monkey you spank to get tghis job ... '

See Also: a.s.s., belting, fan someone's tail, fruit for the monkey, monkey, spank, spanking the monkey, warm bottom

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