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guy cramps:

Americanism for testicular discomfort due to prolonged sexual arousal without release through ejaculation .
See also: blue-balls .

Quote: State prisoner Rosco (Fred Ward) enquires about his wife from his mother (Kathleen Freeman) in The Naked Gun 33 1/3. The Final Insult (1994):
-- Rosco: ' Ma. How's Tanya? '
-- Mother: ' Tanya's the same. Milky, creamy skin , pouting red lips , firm buttocks , ample breasts, ears you just love to stick your tongue into... '
-- Rosco: ' Ma. Please. I'm gonna get guy cramps if you keep this up .'

See Also: all wool and a yard long, anatomically correct, blue balls, blueballs, cheese and kisses, give someone a melvin, guy cramps, hot nuts, hot rocks, love nuts, mackadocious, pine, shit on a stick, spastic colon, storm and stripes, strike out

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