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1. A bathroom .

ETYMOLOGY: A 16 th century borrowing from the French toilette, a diminutive of toile, cloth .

QUOTE: Robert Reisner. Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing : ' God bless the toilet; it takes our sins away. '

2. Prison slang for the anus . See anus for synonyms.

See Also: altar room, anaclisis, anaclitism, answer a call to the warden's office, answer nature's call, answer the call of nature, ass-wipe, ass-wiper, back room, bathroom, bean-jacks, bidet, biff, biffie, bog, bog queen, bog-house, bogs, bucket, bum fodder, bumf, bumph, bung fodder, butt tape, butt-wipe, cash a check, casual contact, check the plumbing, chic sale, closet queen, clubhouse, comfort room, comfort station, coprophagia, cottager, crapper, drive the big bus, feed the dog, flusher, gents, the, get more ass than a toilet seat, gets more ass than a toilet seat, give the Chinaman a music lesson, go and sing Sweet Violets, go feed the goldfish, go into one's private office, go into retreat, go potty, go see, go stinky, go tap a kidney, go to Egypt, go to pot, go to the bank, go to the can, go to the crapper, go to the dunnee, have Chinese singing lesson, heed nature's call, hug the porcelain wishing well, hug the throne, jane, john, Johnny Queen, johns, kiss the porcelain god, kneel before the porcelain throne, latrine, loo, make a coke stop, make a phone call, make a pit stop, make an offering to the porcelain god, make food offerings to the china gods, one and two, pay a visit, pay a visit to the old soldier's home, peecam, perform the work of nature, pit stop, pray at the porcelain altar, pray to the porcelain god, pray to the porcelain goddess, pray to the porcelain gods, pray to the porcelain princess, privy queen, retreat to one's sanctum sanctorium, retreat to the holy of holies, see one's aunt, see one's auntie, shit-house, shithouse, shitter, shouse, sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl, sit on the throne, small room, smallest room, stool pigeon, swords, T-room queen, take an Irish shave, talk on the great white telephone, talk to god on the big white telephone, tea room queen, tearoom queen, throne, throne queen, throttle pit, Tijuana racetrack, toilet, toilet cam, toilet queen, toilet service, toilet servitude, toilet sex, Toilet Tessie, toilet training, toy-toy, TP, trots, the, visit Miss Murphy, visit Mrs. Jones, visit the chamber of commerce, visit the loo, visit the potty, visit the Widow Jones, washroom faggot, waterloo, worship at the altar, worship at the porcelain altar, worship the porcelain god, worship the porcelain goddess

Quotes Containing toilet:
Knobby (Larry Mintz) in Burglar (1987): ''The guy had-more-ass-than-a-toilet-seat .''

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