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massage the one-eyed monk:

Jocular coinage for male masturbation . See masturbation-male for synonyms.
See Also: a-one and a-two and a-three, assisted shower, brown eye miner, clap eyes on, clap one's eyes on, do massage work, extras, full-service, gonk, hostess, house split, lay eyes on, lay one's eyes on, leisure spa, light touch body rub, lighthouse, make bedroom eyes at, make eyes at, massage parlor, optophobia, prick rag, relaxation rubdown, relief massage, rub parlor, rub-a-tug shop, sauna club, set eyes on, set one's eyes on, southern massage, switch, tear in the lily, torquemadian, tripsolagnia, tripsolagnophilia, tripsophilia, trouser snake, wand vibrator, work from the book

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