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number two:

The act of defecation , a nursery term, the usage of which has extends into adult life . See defecation for synonyms.


(1) Lionel Twain (Truman Capote), claiming to be the greatest detective, and Sam Diamond (Peter Falk) contradicting him in Murder by Death (1976):
-- Lionel: ' Look at me! I'm the greatest! I'm number-one! '
-- Sam: ' To me you look like number two. Know what I mean? '

(2) Thornton Melon's (Rodney Dangerfield) graduation speech in Back to School (1986): ' It's a jungle out there. You've got to look out for number-one ... but don't step in number two .'

(3) Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot (Danny De Vito) because his parents threw in the sewers as a child in Batman Returns (1992): ' I was their number-one son and they treated me like number two .'

(4) P.I. Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin) entering door #2 in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982): ' I had no trouble finding Dr. Forrest's cheese lab. It smelled like the number on the door .'

See Also: 50:50, 900 number, abnormal forms, abortion rate, Accu-Jac, adrenal glands, Batman and Robin, bikini, bipara, Boston marriage, buddy booths, cap and blow, Cash Flagg, cat-fight, Christ and two apostles, cow-climbing, crus of the clitoris, De duobus malis, minus est semper eligendum, deuterition, dimorphism, docking, double, double dong, double dude, double fire, double payment, dual dildo, Engirix B, fifty-fifty, g-g, hit it off, hot item, in-sisters, les-be-friends, love seat, number one, number three, number two, P/P, panel worker, permanent mascara, pillow fucker, play a return engagement, polygamy, riding the bitch's seat, rose between two thorns, rowing the boat, second oldest profession, seven digits, sex number, sex-linked, sexual dimorphism, sexy number, spoon fashion, taffy-pulling contest, take out insurance, trap two, triangle, triskaidekaphile, twosies, white meat turkey on pumpernickel

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