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crabs:
Also known as: pubic-lice / crab-lice / pediculosis-pubis / papillon-d'amour (butterfly of love), is caused by the Phthirus-pubis parasite (or crab louse), a small, flat-bodied, whitish-gray or brownish-red, wingless, sucking louse, infesting the hairy part of the body, mostly the pubic-hair , but occasionally the hair of the chest , armpits, eyelashes and eyebrows; it uses its claws to grab and hang onto hairs while feeding on its host's blood. Crabs are usually transmitted through skin-to-skin contact with an infected person, but can also be transmitted through sleeping in infested bedding, wearing infested clothing, and possibly from contact with an infested toilet seat. SYMPTOMS: Mild to intense itching in the pubic or groin area, especially at night. TREATMENT: Several prescription or over-the-counter creams, lotions, or shampoos. Some of the common brands include Nix , Lice-Enz , R&C Shampoo, Kwell , and RID .
Synonyms: ass-mites ; body-lice ; bosom-buddies ; bosom-chums ; bosom-friends ; boys-on-ice (rhyming slang); bugs ; chatts ; cooties ; crabs; creepers ; critters ; crotch-crickets ; crotch-critters ; crotch-monkeys ; crumb ; dibs-and-dabs (rhyming slang - crabs); dick-scropions ; gentleman's-companions ; itchy-scratchies ; lap-bugs ; lice ; light-troops ; love-bugs ; nits ; pant-rabbits ; papillon-d'amour (butterfly of love); pubic-visitors ; Sandy-McNabs (rhyming slang - crabs); shattis ; snatch-monsters .

Quotes:

(1) Bruce Rodgers (?): ' Sleep with that pig and you'll probably end up with a family to feed .'

(2) A short poem composed by Lou Perelli (Alan Arkin) and Ruben Martinez (Andy Garcia) for Judge W. Myers (David Ogden Stiers) in Steal Big, Steal Little (1995): ' May bleeding piles torment you and corns adorn your feet / And crabs as big as horse flies dig into your balls and eat / And when you're old and weary and a siphilitic wreck / May you fall through your own bottom and break your bloody neck .'




See Also: Beattie and Babs, A-200, ass mites, body lice, dibs and dabs, dick scropions, gentleman's companions, Hansom cabs, itchy-scratchies, lap bugs, light troops, love bugs, pant rabbits, pubic visitors, Sandy McNabs, shattis, snatch monsters, pediculosis pubis, crab lice, bosom buddies, bosom friends, bosom chums, crabwalk, piles, pubic lice, crabs, Phthirus pubis,

Quotes Containing crabs:
A short poem by Lou Perelli (Alan Arkin) and Ruben Martinez (Andy Garcia) for Judge W. Myers (David Ogden Stiers) in Steal Big, Steal Little (1995): ''May bleeding piles torment you and corns adorn your feet / And crabs as big as horse flies dig into your balls and eat / And when you''re old and weary and a siphilitic wreck / May you fall through your own bottom and break your bloody neck .''


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