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masturbation-female:
SYNONYMS:
Although most of the synonyms listed below are written exactly as I found them, in some cases I standardized the use of THE ( airing-the-orchid ) in replacement of YOUR or ONE'S ( airing your orchid ) Verb vs. verbal noun.
3-point-shot
accordion-solo
airing-the-orchid
amatripsis
applying-lip-gloss
audition-the-finger-puppets
basting-the-meat
basting-the-tuna
be-your-own-best-friend
beat-the-beaver
beating-about-the-bush
beating-around-the-bush
beating-the-bush
best orgasm you'll ever get , the
bisecting-the-triangle
blooming
bouncing the bearded-clam
brushing-the-beaver
buff-the-beaver
buff the weasel
buffing-the-box
buffing-the-jewel
bury-the-knuckle
butter-schlopping
butter-the-bead
butter-the-muffin
butter-the-potato
butting-the-bead
buttonhole
buzz
buzzing
buzzing the honey hole
buying-an-E-Ticket
candlesticking
caress-oneself
caressing-the-kitty
catch-a-buzz
checking-the-foxhole
checking-the-oil
checking-the-status-of-the-I/O-port
churning-the-cream
circling-the-knoll
clam-bake-for-one
clam twiddling jamboree
clap-the-clit
clap-with-one-hand
cleaning-my-fur-coat
cleaning-the-fish
cleaning-your-fingers
clit-bliss
clit-fix
clit-twit
clitorize
clubbing the taco
combing-the-brush
cook-cucumbers
cook-the-clam
cook-your-nookie
countering-cunts
creaming-the-pie
crossing the Great Divide
crossing-the-middle-and-index-fingers
crossing-the-swamp
cunt-cuddling
dactylate
damming-the-beaver
deep-dishing
dialing 'O' on the (little) pink telephone
dialing-the-pink-phone
dialing-the-rotary-phone
dickless-dildo-dance
diddle
diddling
diddling-Miss-Daisy
digging-a-trench
digging-for-change
digging-for-clams
digging-for-your-keys
digging-into-the-trenches
digging the goldmine of love
digit-disco
digital-special-effects
digitate
digitize
digitizing
dildo-doodling
dip-the-digit(s)
do-a-one-finger-exercise
do-handiwork
do-it-yourself
do-the-bowling-hold
doing-laps
doing-something-for-my-chapped-lips
doing-the-Two-Finger-Slot-Rumba
doing-one's-nails
douse-the-digits
dousing-the-digits
drilling-for-oil
drooling
drown-the-man-in-the-boat
dunk-the-doughnut
dunking-the-beaver
dusting-the-endtable
engaging-in-safe-sex
enjoying-a-little-southern-comfort
enjoying-yourself
entering-no-man's-land
entering-the-ring-of-fire
erase-the-problem
erasing-the-problem
explore Carlsbad Caverns
exploring the Deep South
express-a-secret-vice
fan-the-fur
fanning-the-fur
fanning-the-furnace
fare-un-ditolino (Italian: to do a little finger)
feed-the-bearded-clam
feed-the-beaver
feed-the-cat
feed-the-fish
feeding-the-bearded-clam
feeding-the-other-mouth
feeding-the-slot
feel-the-fur
female-finger-fun
fiddle-the-bean
finger(-job)
finger blast
finger-blasting
finger-dancing
finger-flick
finger fondue
finger-fuck
finger-fun
finger-painting
finger-pie
fingerbating
fingerdoodling
fingering-the-clit
fingering-the-fountain
fingering-the-skin-harp
flick-the-bean
flicking the minnow
flicking-the-switch
flip-the-flaps
flipping-through-the-pages
flit-the-clit
flossing-the-cat
fluff-the-muff
fly-automatic
fly-manually
flying-manual (with hands)
flying-on-automatic (with vibrator)
four-lip-whistling
fret-the-fiddle-strings
Friday night lip-service
frig
frigging
frosting the muffin of love
fucking-without-complications
furry-finger-fuck
furry-fun
fuzzy-fun
gagging-the-clam
gagging-the-lips-of-love
genital-stimulation-via-phalangetic-motion
genitalic-stimulation-via-phallengetic-motion
gentle-the-genitalia
get-a-date-with-Slick-Mittens
get-a-fat-lip
get-a-lube-job
get-a-stinky-pinky
get-to-know-yourself
getting-a-stain-out-of-my-carpet
getting-to-know-yourself
getting-to-know-yourself-personally-in-the-biblical-sense
give-oneself-the-finger
giving-yourself-the-finger
glazing a candied yam
go blind
going for the gooey duct
going-mining
going-on-a-finger-ride
going to the well
grab-the-goatee
grabbing the gibbon
grease-the-dildo
grease-the-gash
greasing-the-skillet
greasing-your-hips
grissle rub
groping-the-grotto
gusset-typing
harp-playing
having-sex-with-someone-you-love
having-some-clam-dip
hee-haw-with-the-wrinkled-mee-maw
hiking-the-Grand-Canyon
hit-the-slit
hitchhiking-south
hold-a-bowling-ball
hoodwink
hooking the fish
hose-the-hole
hula-hooping
hump-the-bump
impeaching (the) bush
in-the-hand-cream
invoking-Venus
itching-the-ditch
jazz-oneself
jerking-the-merkin
jill-off
jilling-off
Jocelyn eldering
jollification
joyce-off
juice-it-up
juicing the clam
jump-start-the-river
killing-45-seconds
killing-off
Lady Fingers and Cream
launching-a-class-probe
leave-it-to-beaver
leglock-the-pillow
let the fingers do the walking
levy-break-limbo
lip-smacking
little-southern-romance
loob-the-goob
look-in-the-mirror
looking-for-uboats
looking-for-Waldo-&-his-dog
loving-thy-self
make-bumps
make-butter
make-the-tide-come-in
make-waves-(for-the-boy-in-the-boat)
making-a-finger-sandwich
making-five-fingers
making-soup
making-the-kitty-purr
making-the-oysters-smile
man-overboard
maritate
ménage à moi
merry-widow-waltz
mistressbate
moving-the-stone
muff buffing
muff-ruffing
muffing-buffing
navel-maneuvers
non-penile-pleasure-pursuit
nulling-the-void
nuzzle-the-fuzz
on-the-waterslide
one-hand-clapping
one-handed-clapping
paddling-the-pink-canoe
Palmolive-finger-dip
pampering-the-pussy
parting-the-petals
parting-the-red-sea
parting-the-waters
pause-that-refreshes,-the
pearl-diving
pearl-fishing
performing-a-pearl-jam
performing-for-Mr.-Swaggart
perling-the-oyster
pet-the-petunia
pet-the-poodle
pet-the-pussy-(cat)
petal-pushing
petting Kitty
petting-Snoopy
petting-the-bunny
petting-the-kitty
petting-the-pussy
piddly diddler
pitching-in-the-bush-leagues
play-stink-anger
play-stinky-pinky
play-the-clitar
play-the-fiddle
play-the-silent-trumbone
playing-with-the-pineapple
playing-piano
playing solitare
playing-the-beaver
playing-the-silent-trombone
playing-the-slots
playing the squeezebox
playing-with-the-man-in-the-boat
plumbing-the-bottomless-pit-of-passion
poke-the-pussy
poking porky
poking-the-pie
poking-the-pucker
polishing the little pink pearl
polishing-the-nugget
polishing-the-peanut
polishing-the-pearl
polishing-the-wedding-ring
pound-the-mound
practising
praising-the-orchid
preheating-the-oven
pressing-the-pleats
priming the hymen
producing-whore-moans
pumping-the-kooter
punt-the-cunt
pushing-the-button
pussy-poking
pussy-soccer
read-Braille
reading-in-Braille
rheomism
rheononia
ride-sidesaddle
ride-the-curl
ride-the-tubespout
ride-the-tubsput
riding-the-clitoris-saurus
riding-the-unicycle
riding-the-waterslide
riding-the-wild-hand
ring-for-the-maid
ringing-southern-bells
rocking-the-little-man-in-the-boat
rolling-the-dough
rolling-the-mink
romancing-the-rose
romancing-thy-own
row-the-little-man-in-the-boat
rub-a-dub
rub
rub-it-off
rub-off
rub one's...
rub oneself
rub-your-cooze-'til-you-ooze
rubbin-nubbin
rubbing one off
rubbing-the-donut
rubbing-the-love-nubbin
rubbing-the-nub
rubbing-the-nubbin
rubbing-the-red-pussycat
rubbing the rhubarb
rubbing the ruby
ruff-the-muff
scoring-the-hoop
scratch-the-crack
scratch-the-patch
scratch-the-snatch
scratching-the-itch
scratching-the-snatch-patch
scrub-the-cake-pan
scrubbing the barrel
scuff-the-muff
scuffing-the-muff
search-for-Spock
see-if-the-baby's-home
setting-the-oysters
shelling-the-bean
shelling-the-oyster
Sherman
Sherman-tank
shooting-hoops
shooting-the-cat
shooting-the-rapids
shuffling-the-Kit-Kat
skimming-the-cream
slam dunking
slam-the-clam
slapping the gap
slapping the little-man in the canoe
slapping-the-mackerel
slick-abuse
smacking-the-clam
snatching
soaking-in-Palmolive
soaking-the-whisker-biscuit
solo-sex
southern-comfort
southern-pleasures
southern-romance
southern-seduction
spanking Lucy
speed-bagging the bean
spelunking
split-the-slit
spreading-the-petals
squeeze-the-peach
stiffening-the-upper-lip
stink-anger (-finger)
stinky pinky
stir-the-cauldron
stir-the-yogurt
stirring-the-yogurt
stirring-it-up
stroke-the-slit
stroking-and-poking
stoking-the-furnace
stroking the newt
stroking-the-snail
strumming
strumming-the-Big-Open
strumming-the-banjo
stuff-the-taco
stump-jump
surf-the-wet
surfing at Finger Beach
surfing-the-channel
sushi-party
swat-the-twat
sweet-slide,-the
syntribadism
syntribate
take-a-finger-ride
taking-a-dip
taking-a-trip-south
taking-care-of-business
TCB
teasing-the-kitty
testing-the-plumbing
teasing-the-taco
teasing-the-tuna
thumb-the-button
tickle-the-crack
tickle-the-ditty
tickle-the-mustache
tickle-the-taco
tickle-torture
tickle-your-fancy
tickling-her-fancy
tickling the clown
tickling-the-little-man-in-the-boat
tip-the-middle-finger
tiptoe-through-the-twolips
toggling-the-bit
tossing-pink-salad
touch oneself
touch-typing
touch-up
touching-up
trail blazing in the bush
traveling past the Mason-Dixon Line
treating-yourself-right
trolling-the-bermuda-triangle
TT
twatty-wank
tweak-the-twig
tweaking-the-little-man-in-the-boat
twenty twenty
twiddling the bean
twirling the pearl
twit-the-clit
two fingered (taco) tango
unbuttoning the fur coat
unclogging-the-drain
virgin's-release
visit-Father-Fingers
visiting-Niagra-Falls
visiting-the-safety-deposit-box
wake-the-butterfly
walk-through-the-valley-of-love
wank
wash-your-fingers
washing-the-fingers
waste-time
watching-the-butterfly-smile
water-the-hot-spot
wax-the-bean
wax-the-saddle
wet-the-whistle
whipping-the-cat
whipping-the-nest
wild-ride,-the
womanipulation
working-in-the-garden
worshiping-the-finger-princess
yawning
See also:
rheomism
rheononia


See Also: 3 point shot, accordion solo, applying lip gloss, audition the finger puppets, basting the tuna, a little southern romance, beating around the bush, beating the bush, blooming, buff the beaver, buff the weasle, brushing the beaver, buffing the box, buffing the jewel, butter schlopping, butter the bead, butter the muffin, butter the potato, bury the knuckle, butting the bead, candlesticking, caressing the kitty, checking the status of the I/O port, circling the knoll, clam bake for one, cleaning my fur coat, cleaning the fish, clit bliss, clit twit, clubbing the clam, cook cucumbers, cook the clam, cook your nookie, countering cunts, creaming the pie, critter cramming, crossing the great divide, crossing the swamp, dactylate, damming the beaver, dialing the pink phone, dialing the rotary phone, dickless dildo dance, diddling Miss Daisy, digging for change, digging for clams, digging for your keys, digit disco, digital special effects, digitizing, do a one-finger exercise, doing laps, doing one's nails, doing something for my chapped lips, doing the Two Finger Slot Rumba, dousing the digits, drooling, drown the man in the boat, entering no man's land, entering the ring of fire, erase the problem, erasing the problem, dusting the endtable, enjoying a little southern comfort, exploring Carlsbad Caverns, exploring the deep South, fanning the fur, fanning the furnace, fiddle the bean, fingerbating, finger blasting, finger dancing, female finger fun, finger flick, finger fun, finger painting, fingering the fountain, fingering the skin harp, flipping through the pages, flossing the cat, fly automatic, flying on automatic, fucking without complications, furry finger fuck, furry fun, fuzzy fun, gagging the clam, gagging the lips of love, fret the fiddle-strings, four-lip whistling, get a date with Slick Mittens, getting a stain out of my carpet, giving yourself the finger, going mining, greasing your hips, greasing the skillet, gusset typing, harp playing, having some clam dip, hee-haw with the wrinkled mee-maw, groping the grotto, hiking the Grand Canyon, hoodwink, hula-hooping, hitchhiking south, in the hand cream, itching the ditch, invoking Venus, jerking the merkin, Jocelyn Eldering, killing off, lady fingers and cream, launching a class probe, levy break limbo, lip smacking, loob the goob, looking for uboats, making a finger sandwich, making five fingers, making soup, making the kitty purr, making the oysters smile, man overboard, merry widow waltz, mistressbate, make the tide come in, moving the stone, muff ruffing, muffing buffing, non-penile pleasure pursuit, nulling the void, nuzzle the fuzz, on the waterslide, paddling the pink canoe, Palmolive finger dip, pampering the pussy, parting the petals, parting the red sea, parting the waters, pearl fishing, performing a pearl jam, petal pushing, petting kitty, petting Snoopy, petting the bunny, petting the kitty, petting the lizard, petting the pussy, perling the oyster, navel maneuvers, pitching in the bush leagues, playing the beaver, playing piano, playing the slots, poking the pie, poking the pucker, playing with the pineapple, playing the silent trombone, plumbing the bottomless pit of passion, polishing the nugget, polishing the peanut, polishing the pearl, pressing the pleats, polishing the wedding ring, praising the orchid, preheating the oven, pumping the kooter, pussy poking, pussy soccer, pushing the button, raking the leaves, reading in Braille, ride sidesaddle, ride the curl, ride the tubespout, ride the tubsput, riding the clitoris-saurus, riding the unicycle, riding the waterslide, riding the wild hand, ring for the maid, ringing southern bells, rocking the little man in the boat, rolling the dough, rolling the mink, romancing the rose, romancing thy own, row the little man in the boat, rub your cooze 'til you ooze, rubbin nubbin, rubbing the donut, rubbing the love nubbin, rubbing the nub, rubbing the nubbin, rubbing the red pussycat, scoring the hoop, scratch the crack, scratch the patch, scratch the snatch, scratching the itch, scratching the snatch patch, scrub the cake pan, scuff the muff, scuffing the muff, search for Spock, see if the baby's home, shelling the bean, shooting hoops, shooting the rapids, smacking the clam, slapping the mackerel, skimming the cream, snatching, southern pleasures, southern romance, southern seduction, soaking in Palmolive, soaking the whisker biscuit, southern comfort, spelunking, spreading the petals, stiffening the upper lip, stir the yogurt, stirring it up, stirring the yogurt, stoking the furnace, stroking the snail, strumming, strumming the Big Open, stuff the taco, stump-jump, taking a dip, surfing the channel, sushi party, swat the twat, sweet slide, the, teasing the kitty, teasing the taco, teasing the tuna, testing the plumbing, surf the wet, surfing at finger beach, tickle the ditty, tickle the mustache, tickle the taco, tickle torture, tickling the little man in the boat, tiptoe through the twolips, toggling the bit, tickling the pickle, tossing pink salad, tossing the pink salad, touch typing, touching up, trolling the bermuda triangle, TT, traveling past the mason-dixon line, twatty wank, tweak the twig, twit the clit, two finger taco tango, two fingered tango, unclogging the drain, tweaking the little man in the boat, visit Father Fingers, visiting the safety deposit box, visiting Niagra Falls, wake the butterfly, walk through the valley of love, wash your fingers, washing the fingers, whipping the nest, watching the butterfly smile, wild ride, the, womanipulation, worshiping the finger princess, working in the garden, whipping the cat, yawning, water the hot spot, wax the saddle, wet the whistle, tickling her fancy, virgin's release, touch up, tip the middle finger, tickle the crack, thumb the button, take a finger ride, stroke the slit, stroking and poking, stir the cauldron, split the slit, squeeze the peach, slick abuse, slam the clam, shelling the oyster, ruff the muff, punt the cunt, poke the pussy, pet the petunia, pet the poodle, pet the pussy (cat), play the clitar, play the fiddle, play the silent trumbone, make waves (for the boy-in-the-boat), make bumps, make butter, leave it to beaver, leglock the pillow, juice it up, jump start the river, joyce off, hit the slit, jilling off, hump the bump, hose the hole, gentle the genitalia, gristle rub, give oneself the finger, grab the goatee, grease the dildo, grease the gash, going on a finger ride, get a fat lip, get a lube job, get a stinky pinky, fluff the muff, flicking the switch, flip the flaps, feel the fur, fingering the clit, flick the bean, flit the clit, fan the fur, feed the bearded clam, feed the beaver, feed the cat, feed the clam, feeding the bearded clam, feeding the other mouth, feeding the slot, dunk the doughnut, dunking the beaver, drilling for oil, douse the digits, digitating, dip the digit(s), do handiwork, cunt-cuddling, deep dishing, dating my palm, combing the brush, clit fix, cleaning your fingers, churning the cream, clap the clit, checking the foxhole, checking the oil, basting the meat, buying an E-Ticket, buzzing, beat the beaver, beating about the bush, airing the orchid, caress oneself, clitorize, digitize, digitate, pearl diving, strumming the banjo, shooting the cat, twenty-twenty, rub-a-dub, do the bowling hold, bisecting the triangle, finger job, hold a bowling ball, jill off, let your fingers do the walking, look in the mirror, looking for Waldo & his dog, finger pie, buzz, feed the fish, digging into the trenches, digging the trench, digging a trench, finger fuck, fingerdoodling, fly manually, flying manual, maritate, pound the mound, tickle your fancy, fare un ditolino, catch a buzz, button hole, buttonhole, read Braille, relieving tension, self-inflicted intercourse, secret indulgence, self-service, caning the vandal, dildo doodling, fiddle with oneself, genital stimulation via phalangetic motion, genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion, wriggle, strum, twiddle with oneself, rheomism, rheononia, rub off, diddling, engaging in safe sex, amatripsis, waste time, manual job, one hand clapping, one handed clapping, safest sex, self-stimulation, bananas and cream, wank, wank the crank, wanker the anchor, wanking one-eyed Willy, wanking the one-eyed wonder worm, wanking the scube, wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel, wapping your weenie, warming up the altar boys' dinner, wash the cosh, washing the goose's neck, washing the hog, washing the lighthouse, washing the meat, walking old one-eye, walking the dog, walking the plank, walking the snake, walking Willie the one eyed wonder worm, waltz with Willy, whack little Mac, whacking off, whacking the weasel, whacking Wee Willie Winkie, whacking willy, whank off, whiffing an easy fairway shot, whip the cat, whip the devil, whip the dummy, whip the wire, whip the dripper, whip the weenie, whip the worm, whipping dripping, whipping the bishop, wax the womb-broom, waxing the car, waxing the carrot, waxing the surfboard, waxing the t-bird, wearing a fat guys slacks, wave the wand, wax the Buick, wax the carrot, wax the dolphin, wonk the conker, wonk your conker, wonking the conker, wonking the donk, workin' the jerkin, Willie and the hand jive, winding the jack in the box, winding the Wurlitzer, windsurf on Mount Baldy, whipping the one-eyed trouser snake, whipping the stiff, whipping the weasel, whipping the wire, whipping up some sour cream, whipping Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm, whipping your Willy, white water wristing, whittle the wood, whittling Dixie, whittling the stick, whiz the jizzum, whizzing jism, whizzing the jism, wiggling the worm, wringing (it), wringing out the rope, wringing the cheesy bell, wrist aerobics, wrist job, wristing, yank the crank, yank the doodle, yank the dork, yank the plank, yank the shlong, yank the strap, yank the wang, yank the yak, yank the yam, yank the Yoda, Yankee your Wankee, yanking, yanking the crank, yanking the plank, yanking the yoyo, yucking your choad, whipping the dripper, whipping the dummy, working off, working off a batch, working out a stiff joint, working your willy, worshiping the finger prince, worshiping the fist prince, worshiping the white god of seed, wrestle the bald-headed champion, wrestle the cyclops, wrestling the bald(-headed) champion, wrestling the cyclops, wrestling the eel, wrestling the one-eyed monster, wrestling the purple headed warrior, wrestling with the blue-veined custard chucker, banging the drum, Barclay's bank, bashing the bishop, bashing the candle, bashing the dummy, bat off, batting practice, battling the purple-helmeted warrior, beastliness, ambidexterity, answer the bone-a-phone, applying for a fishing liscence, auditioning the hand puppet, bachelor's delight, backstroke roulette, balls deep into your fist, applying the hand brake, arm aerobics, arm breaker, armswinging, art of unisex, assault on a friendly weapon, attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior, aching for a side of beef, addressing Mr. Palmer, adjusting your set, 5-digit disco, a date with Manuela, a date with Senorita Mano, a visit from Mother Fist, beating off, beating the bait, beating the bed flute, beating the bishop, beating the bologna, beating the boner, beating the meat, beating the old man, beating the piss outta my best friend, beating the pud, beating the snake, beating your meat on the toilet seat, beef-stroke-it-off, biffing off, big date with Rosy Palms, big stroke time, blowing your own horn, bludgeon the beefsteak, blue-vein shuffle, bob the bologna, bobbing the boloney, bollock service, bologna bop, bombing the German helmet, bop the mop, bopping Richard, bopping the bishop, bopping the bologna, bopping the bonzo, boxing the bald champ, boxing the bald-headed clown, boxing the ballsack, boxing the Bozak, boxing the clown, boxing with Richard, capturing the bishop, calling all cum, calling down for more mayo, catching a case of whackinitis, celebrating Palm Sunday, charm the cobra, charming the snake, cheat the meat, carrying weight, clamming the engram, cleaning the rifle, cleaning the storm-drains, chicken-grabbing, chipping wood, choke hold, choke the chook, choke the gopher, choking Charlie 'till he throws up, choking Kojak, choking the bald guy until he pukes, choking the chipmunk, choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come, bury the salami, bury the weenie, buttering the corn, buttering the muffin, buffing the magic lamp, buffing the rifle, buffing the wood, buggering the hand, burp the baldman, burp the worm, burping the baby, burping the worm, bishoprage, bleed the goose, bloating the vein, buff the dog, buff the mushroom, buff the pylon, buffing the helmet, bucking it, buffing, buffing the banana, buffing the bishop, fanny fumbling, feed the spunk-o-meter, faxing Jimmy Dean, faxing the pope, feeding the chooks, feeding your trouser-mouse, feel in one's pocket for one's big hairy rocket, express a secret vice, enjoying yourself, dusting the old trophy, educating Peter, electing the president, encapsulate your probe, engaging in internal revenue service, erupting the volcano, erupting Vesuvius, escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its denim cell, evicting the testicular squatters, excercise your rights, experiencing men-o-paws, do the Han Solo, docking in shuttle bay 5, doddle whacking, doing battle with the purple helmeted warrior of love, doing handiwork, doing hard time in the hand slammer, doing it your way, disciplining the primate, disseminating, doing the hand jive, doing the janitor thing, doing the pork sword jiggle, doing the solitary rhumba, doing the white knuckler, dong flogging, downing at the club (for members only), draining the monster, draining the poisons from the building, drilling for oil in your own backyard, driving the skin bus, dropping a line, dropping stomach pancakes, dry humping the ottoman, dundering the devil, diddling the dinky, dinging the dong, dinky the slinky, digitally oscillating the penis, digital manipulation of the coital apparatus, dating the Palm sisters, dating Thumbalina and her four sisters, decongesting the weasel, dance with Johnnie One-eye, date Miss Michigan, dating Manuella, defrosting the fridge, Custer's last stand, Dickless Tracy, clobbering the kleenex, closet frisbee, closing the deal, clubbing eddy, climbing Mount Baldy, climbing the tree, coming to grips with yourself, conking the cardinal, consult Dr. Jerkoff, converse with Harry Palm, coating prince william sound with love oil, cock the cannon, colonel sanders heimleich maneuver, crown the king, cuddling the kielbasa, culture the American Blood Sausage, cum the scum, creaming the twinkie, create an arch, crime of self-pollution, crimping the wire, cracking nuts, cracking the bat, cranking the corona, creaming the cheese, cooking the cream of cock, corralling the tadpoles, couch hockey for one, freeing Willy, frigging the love muscle, frosting the pastries, fuck palmala, getting a date with slick mittens, getting a grip on things, getting a hold of yourself, getting a little off-hand, getting chafed, getting gnarly with the knudster, getting in touch with your manhood, getting in touch with yourself, getting stripped of your grammy, getting the german soldier marching, getting the glue stick, getting to know yourself, getting to know yourself personally in the biblical sense, getting your caps peeled, getting your end away, getting your palm read, getting your palm read by Mister Softee, getting your pole varnished, gherkin-jerking, gilding the lily, going on Peewee's little adventure, going on the blow, going on the dole, going out with Mother Thumb and her four daughters, going with Ms. Thumb & her four daughters, going on a date with Handrea, going on a date with Palmela, going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five daughters, giving Yul Brenner the high-five, glazing the knuckle, gluing the lady's eye shut, go a couple rounds with the champ(ion), go back to the wig-wam and beat the tom-tom, going a couple of rounds with Ol' Josh, going eye to eye with Johnny Hung, greasing the flagpole, greasing the pipe, grappling the gorilla, giving the general a five-finger salute, greasing your bone, great sin of youth, grinding the goo shooter, grip the gorilla, grip the tip, gripping Flipper, gripping the pencil, fidget the midget, file the fun-rod, filling up the belly button well, femdomme, fire the wobbly warhead, firing off a round, firing the flesh musket, firing the surgeon general, firm the worm, fish mitten, fishing for trouser trout, fishing for zipper trout, fist flick, fist kebabing 101, fist of fury, five against Willy, five finger boogie on the blue vein, five finger discount, five finger exercise(s), five finger knuckle shuffle, five finger lingo, five-finger solo, five fingers against one penis, five knuckle olympics, five-knuckle-shuffle (on the old piss pump), five on one, flapping takkie, flaying the emperor, flying solo, fondling the fig, flute solo, fly fishing, gallop the goose, gallop the maggot, gallop the old lizard, galloping the lizard, genital pollution, genital sensate focussing, flog it, flog the infidel, flogging the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the mule, flogging the poodle, flogging the salami, flogging your dumber brother, flogging your pride, flick the BIC, flipping the bishop, flub the dub, masonic secret self handshake, massage the fireman's neck, massage the one-eyed monk, massage your muscle, massage your purple-headed warrior, master bacon, maximize your potency, measuring for condoms, meet Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters, meet your right-hand man, meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters, meeting Rosie Hancock, meeting with Mother Thumb and her four daughters, menage a un, mangling the midget, manipulating the mango, manning the cannon, manning the cockpit, making the scene with the magazine, making vanilla jism shakes, making yogurt, making yourself at home, love's labors lost, loving the muppet, loving thy self, lubing the tube, maintaining a holding pattern, make fist-kabobs, make love with Mother Thumb and her four daughters, make love with Rosy Palm and her five sisters, make silly with the Willy, making friends with Big Ed, making instant pudding, making love with Miss Right, making nut butter, making oyster soup, making a foreskin cone, making a six-fist, making duck butter, looking for ticks, little pinky hit the slinky, little southern romance, loading the cannon, lonely art, lightening the load, lighting the candle, lighting the pipe, launching the hand shuttle, launching the head of a world-cup golfer, launching the tadpoles, leaking the main drain, juggling the coullions, jimmying the joey, jiring one's wad, jizzlobbing, J/O scene, keep a date with bobby palm and his five brother, kicking seamen, killing 45 seconds, killing it, kneading the knockwurst, knuckle shuffle, knuckling the bone, holding my own, holding on to a family heirloom, holding the sausage hostage, holding your sausage hostage, honking Bobo, hotdog-a-rama, housebreaking the cat, humping air, humping the hose, hurting Burt until he squirts, ignite the lightsaber, installing a burglar alarm, invading Poland, hitchhiking underneath the big top, jerking the noodle, jerking the turkey, jerking the wheel, jiggling the dice, jiggling your cockanballs, Irish promotion, Irish wedding, ironing some wrinkles, jack hammering, jacking, jacking off, jam the joystick, jerk job, jerk the gherkin, jerking jamby, jerking the gherkin, hit on Rosy Palm, growing hair on the palms, gushing the geyser, helping the python shed its skin, herkin' the gherkin, have a date with a handkerchief, having a ball, having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake, having a date with Fisty Palmer, having a five-knuckle-shuffle, having a ham shank, having a one-night-stand with yourself, having a roy, having a sherman, having a tug-of-war with the cyclops, having a whack attack, having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel, having one off the wrist, hack the hog, hack the mack, ham-boning, ham shank, Han Solo, hand solo, hand fuck, hand gallop, hand game, hand labor, hand to gland combat, hand work, handful of pleasure, a, handling the hard on, hands on training, handy work, hanging five, hanging the old man, hard labor, serta solo, setting off a depth charge, setting the oysters, shake it up, shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln, shaking hands with Jack Mcnasty, shaking hands with Little Elvis, shaking hands with Mr. Happy, shaking hands with Mr. President, shaking hands with Shorty, shaking hands with the General, shaking hands with the guy that stood up when I got married, shaking hands with the midget, shaking hands with the unemployed, shaking hands with the wife's best friend, shaking hands with your John Thomas, shaking hands with Yul Brenner, shaking the bottle, shaking the dice, shaking the hand of the self-employed, shaking the hand of the unemployed, shaking the sauce, shaking the sausage, shaking the snake, shaking your fist at the sky, shaking your hand at the sky, shaking your (own) maracas, shanking, shellacking the shellaleigh, secret selfish sin, secret handshake, self-manipulation, self-relief, see Madam(e) Thumb and her four daughters, self-induced penile regurgitation, shemping the hog, shifting gears, shifting into first gear, shine the pole, shining the helmet, shining the pole, shining the pork sword, shooting flies, shooting for the moon, slamming the ham, slamming the hammer, slamming the salami, slamming the salmon, slamming the spam, slap the hammer, slap the little head, slap the wapper, slapping high fives with Yul Brynner, slapping it, slapping pappy, slapping the big-nosed rasta man, slapping the Cap'n, slapping the carrot, slapping the clown, slapping the donkey, slapping the fleshgopher, sling one's jelly, sling one's juice, slinging the jelly, slipping yourself a mickey, slog the log, slopping the hogs, sloppy sign language, smacking-off, shuck the corn, shuffle the deck, shuffling the Kit-Kat, single dingles, shooting (off) the muck, shooting putty at the moon, shooting tadpoles at the moon, squeezing the creamy filter, squeezing the juice, squeezing the lemon, squeezing the squid, squeezing the weasel, squirt-n-spurt, stacking the deck, staff meeting, spraying the spectators, spunk the monk, spunking, stirring the batter, stroking it, stroking off, stroking the dog, stroking the lizard, stroking the loaf, stroking the mole, stroking the one-eyed burping gecko, stroking the poker, stroking the satin-headed serpent, stroking the schlong, stroking the scoobie, straddle the paddle, strain the main vein, straining the spaghetti, strangle Kojak, strangle the dangle, strangle the stogie, strangle Yoda, strangling the serpent, stretching the muscle, strike the pink match, stroke the purple-nosed gusset ferret, spit-polishing the purple helmet, southern massage, soldier's joy, solitary evil, solitary sex, solo sex, spank the bishop, spank the carrot, spank the hangdown, spank the little boy, spank the wank, spank the wife's best friend, spanking cheetah, spanking Elvis, spanking the bishop, spanking the frank, spanking the salami, spear chucking, snuggle the nozzle, slaking the bacon, slapping the pud, slapping the purple headed yogurt pistol, slapping the salami, slaying the one-eyed monster, smacking the oompa loompa, smacking the salami, smacking the sausage, smacking the weasel, smacking your sister, smoking hooch with reagan, snap the rubber, snapping one off, snapping the carrot, snapping the monkey, snapping the rubber, snapping the twig, snapping the whip, twirl the squirrel, twist the turnip, twisting the crank, twisting the piston, twisting the tool, Uncle Frank, unclogging the sink, unleash the fury, unloading passengers from the five-car train, unloading the gun, unsheathing the pork sword, uprooting the big mushroom, using the force on Darth Vader, varnishing the flagpole, vice of self-defilement, violating the hedge-hog, tweaking the twinkie, visit Mary Thumb and her four daughters, visit Rosy Palm and her five daughters, visiting Merry Palmer, walk the dog, visiting the notary public, wacking off, wacking the one-eyed worm, wacking the weasel, wacking the willie, wacking Wee Willie Wonka, tossing the caber, tossing the ham javelin, tossing the salad, tossing the snag, tossing the turkey, tossing yogurt, toot the flute, tooting the horn, torking the fork, torking the power rod, torment the trouser trout, torquing the taliwacker, torquing the wrench, torturing the tentacle, toss the boss, tossing off, train the love porpoise, trouser olympics, trouser snake CPR, trying to make One-Eyed Willy puke, tweak the twinkie, treating yourself right, trolling for flames, tugging the slug, tugging the tapioca tube, tuning the fork, tuning the horn, turning japanese, turning on, tuning in and dropping out, strum the ol' banjo, summon the genie, summoning the semen demon, stroke the Wookie, stroke your ego, strokem your scrotum, stroking the squirmin' german, stroking the twinkie, stroking the wiener, stropping the beak, stropping the mulligan, taking a nap, taking a shake break, taking a trip south, taking Herman to the circus, taking matters into one's own hands, taking old one-eye to the optometrist, taking ol' one eye through the fly, taking some time off, taking the Jocelyn Elders midterm, taking the monster for a one-armed ride, taking the old skin boat to tuna town, talking quietly to yourself, taming goliath, taming the animal, taming the shrew, tango con mano, taunting the one-eyed weasel, teach our children to fly, teach your dog to spit, tickling the one-eyed weasel, tickle the pickle, thump the pump, thump the pumper, surfing on the Milky Highway, testing the testicles, that crazy hand jive, thrapping, take a load off your mind, take a ride on the mean spanking machine, take Captain Picard to warp speed, take ol' stiff neck to the movies, taffy-pulling contest, teasing the weasel, teasing the weenie, tenderizing the meat, tenderizing the tube steak, test the flashlight, testicular tensile strength test, testing the batteries, sailors' joy, sanding the banister, sanding wood, informal values, schnauzer shuffleboard, schplitzing the schmeckel, scouring the tower of power, scraping the horn, rubbing the rod, se branler, se crosser, se faire les cinq doigts de la main, se passer un poignet, rubbing one out, rubbing the pink eraser, rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel, run one's hand up the flagpole, running off a batch by hand, running Peter through two-a-days, running the cheeta, running the 100-yard dash, running the whack-a-thon, sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights, ride the great white knuckler, riding the great white knuckler, returning to sender, reading poetry, relaxation rubdown, relief massage, Romeo and himself, roping the long horn, roping the pony, roping the pope, roughing up the suspect, rolling your own, Roman helmet rumba, romancing Lady Five Fingers, rod-walloping, rolling the fleshy blunt, roasting chestnuts, ringing for the elevator, pounding off, pounding the bald-headed moose, pounding the flounder, pounding the pud, pounding the pudding, pow-wow with the one-eyed Redskin, practising, preparing the carrot, pollute, popping the purple pimple, popping the zit, Portuguese pump, rapid one arm pull-ups, ravage the innocent, pushing the daisy and make it cum, qualifying in the testicular time trial, R2 your D2, raising the mainsail, pumping the electric goo gun, pumping the gas at the self-service island, pumping the stump, punching the clown, punchin' the munchkin, punching the puppet, punish Percy in the palm, punish the Harlequin, punish the penguin, punishing the pope, prime the pump, prime the womb cannon, priming the pump, prodding the half-cooked pastrami, producing whore moans, prompt the porpoise, prostate maintenance, pub the dub, pud-pulling, pud wrestling, pudwhacking, pull the duck's neck, pull the pin, pull the pope, pulling off, pulling on Peter, pulling the bologna pony, pulling the carrot, pulling the colonel sanders heimleich manuever, pulling the cord, pulling the five-knuckle shuffle, pulling the goalie, pulling the handbrake, pulling the mule, pulling the pole, pulling the pope, pulling the pud, pulling the putz, pulling the taffy, pulling the weed, pulling the wire, pulling your goalie, pulling your own leg, pulling your prick, pummel the love truncheon, pummeling the priest, pump the monkey, pump the python, pumping cream, pumping for pleasure, pumping for power, one-legged race, one man show, one man tug-o-war, one off the wrist, one-stick drum improvisation, one-two, packaging the ol' sausage, packing the palm, paddling the peter, paddling the pickle, passing math, pause that refreshes, the, paddling the robin, paint the ceiling, painting the pickle, painting the walls, palming the calm, Palmala Handerson, petting the snake, petting the Wookie, petting your dog, phoning the czar, piddle the pud, pink piston practice, pipping the pumpkin, pitch a knuckle ball, performing a self-test, performing an organ solo, performing diagnostics on your mantool, performing for Mr. Swaggart, peeling some chilies, peeling the banana, peeling the carrot, peeling the chile, manual labor, manual override, manually-assisted wet dream, manustupration, molesting the mole, monkey-slapping, monkey-spanking, moving into a one-bedroom apartment, milk the chicken, milk the lizard, milk the maggot, milking the bull, milking the cow, milking the moose, milking the musket, milking the weasel, milkywaying, minding my own business, much goo about nothing, mule breeding, murder the Bishop, My sex life!, Onan's Olympics, onanera, onania, one-eye target practice, one gun salute, oiling the glove, oiling the pogo stick, playing a bass solo, playing a little five-on-one, playing a little game of five on one, playing a one-stringed guitar, playing a solo on the meat whistle, playing in a one-man show, playing peek-a-boo (with Mr. Johnson), play a flute solo on one's meat whistle, nerking the throbber, playing tug-o-war with the cyclops, playing uno, playing with dick, playing with it, playing with Susi Palmer and her five friends, playing with the man in the boat, playing pocket pinball, playing soapy Peter, playing tag with the pink torpedo, playing the flesh flute, playing the flesh trombone, playing the fiddle, playing the hairy banjo, playing the man-flute, playing the one-stringed melody, playing the pink oboe, polishing the pud, polishing the rocket, polishing the silver, polishing the sword, plunking the twanger, point one's social finger, playing the skin flute, playing with the pink Power Ranger, playing with the spitting llama, playing with the turtle, playing with your big Alien, playing with your 6th finger, playing Yahtzee, pleasing the pisser, plucking the chicken, polish the bayonet, polish the chrome dome, polish the horn, polish the log, polish the Oscar, polish the pole, polish the shooter, polish the viper, polishing Charlie Brown, polishing Percy in your palm, polishing the beak, polishing the family jewels, polishing the helmet, polishing the night stick,

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