Dictionaries:

jack:

1. The penis . See penis for synonyms.

2. An erect penis .

3. To copulate . Obsolete, 19 th century British usage derived either from the common male name (Jack), also a pet name for the penis , or from Jack-in-the-Box. See copulation for synonyms.

4. American slang verb: to ejaculate, based on the verb jack-off to masturbate . In this sense, jack could be derived from the Latin jacere , to throw , which is the root of ejaculate. See ejaculation for synonyms.

5. Slang term for semen and other fluids secreted at orgasm . See semen for synonyms.

6. Any man or fellow; an average man

7. Jack shit / Jack squat , bugger all; sweet fuck-all ; zilch; nothing .


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Quotes Containing jack:
The Joker/Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson) in Batman (1989): ''This town needs an enema .''
Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) in Carnal Knowledge (1971): ''Women today are better hung than men.''
Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) in Carnal Knowledge (1971): ''Women today are better hung than men!''
Gee Money (Allen Payne) in New Jack City (1991): ''I had my jimmy whacked every day.''
Gee Money (Allen Payne) in New Jack City (1991): ''I had my jimmy whacked every day.''
Jack Grimaldi (Gary Oldman) in Romeo is Bleeding (1993): 'You don't own love ; love owns you.'
Jack Lucas (Jeff Bridges) in The Fisher King (1991): ''Thank God I''m me!''
Florenz Ziegfeld (William Powell) to Jack Billings (Frank Morgan) in The Great Ziegfeld (1936): ''Why is it , Jack, that in a world so old life must be so short?''
Vicky Vale (Kim Basinger) and The Joker/Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson) in Batman (1989): - Vicky Lane: ''What do you want?'' - The Joker: ''My face on the one-dollar bill.''
Jack Burroughs (Alan Alda) and Claudia Zimmer (Rita Moreno) in The Four Seasons (1981): - Jack: 'Sexuality was born in wetness.' - Claudia: 'It's easier that-way .'
Jack (Robert Downey, Jr.) and Randy (Molly Ringwald) in The Pick-Up Artist (1987): - Jack: ''Did anyone ever tell you you''re too good to be true?'' - Randy: ''Not only that but I''m too beautiful to be good.''
Sgt. Jack Colt (Emilio Estevez) reminiscing about his ex-partner in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon I (1993): 'When Claire was excited she peed on my leg'. Jack Colt was very fond-of his ex-partner... a police dog named Claire.
Jack (Robert Downey, Jr.) and Randy (Molly Ringwald) in The Pick-Up Artist (1987): - Jack: ''Did anyone ever tell you you''re too good to be true?'' - Randy: ''Not only that but I''m too beautiful to be good.''
Jack (Robert Downey, Jr.) and Randy (Molly Ringwald) in The Pick-Up Artist (1987): - Jack: ''Did anyone ever tell you you''re too good to be true?'' - Randy: ''Not only that but I''m too beautiful to be good.''
Jack (Robert Downey, Jr.) and Randy (Molly Ringwald) in The Pick-Up Artist (1987): - Jack: ''Did anyone ever tell you you''re too good to be true?'' - Randy: ''Not only that but I''m too beautiful to be good.''
Jack Burroughs (Alan Alda) and Claudia Zimmer (Rita Moreno) in The Four Seasons (1981): - Jack: ''Sexuality was born in wetness.'' - Claudia: ''It''s easier that-way .''
Jack Burroughs (Alan Alda) and Claudia Zimmer (Rita Moreno) in The Four Seasons (1981): - Jack: ''Sexuality was born in wetness.'' - Claudia: ''It''s easier that-way .''
''Eat my shorts!'' Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) to John Gustafson (Jack Lemmon) in Grumpy Old Men (1993)
Dorothy (Judy Garland) to Hickory, the Tin Woodsman (Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz (1939): ''Don''t cry, you''ll rust yourself again.''
Ed Forbes (Jack Paar) to Roberta Stevens (Marilyn Monroe) in Love Nest (1951): ''If there''s one thing I have a weakness for it''s girls who have a weakness.''
Jack Noah (Richard Dreyfuss), as dictator Alphonso Simms, to Madonna Mendez (Sonia Braga) in Moon Over Parador (1988): ''I want to kiss you so bad I could spit .''
Dorothy (Judy Garland) to Hickory, the Tin Woodsman (Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz (1939): ''Don''t cry, you''ll rust yourself again.''
Dorothy (Judy Garland) to Hickory, the Tin Woodsman (Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz (1939): ''Don''t cry, you''ll rust yourself again.''
Harry Mitchell (Jack Thompson) in The Sum of Us (1994): ''I''m tired of living-in-sin with my own right hand.''
Harry Mitchell (Jack Thompson) in The Sum of Us (1994): ''I''m tired of living-in-sin with my own right hand.''
Danny Zimmer (Jack Weston) in The Four Seasons (1981): ''We owe the depth, breadth and height of this friendship to the world''s most ancient emotions: fear and panic.''
Jack Slater (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Last Action Hero (1993): ''I don''t care who does what to your Hershey Highway.''
Ed Forbes (Jack Paar) to Roberta Stevens (Marilyn Monroe) in Love Nest (1951): ''If there''s one thing I have a weakness for it''s girls who have a weakness.''
Ed Forbes (Jack Paar) to Roberta Stevens (Marilyn Monroe) in Love Nest (1951): ''If there''s one thing I have a weakness for it''s girls who have a weakness.''
Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) to Jack Cates (Nick Nolte) in Another 48 HRS (1990): ''If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no asshole .''
Hank (Rip Torn) to Jack Benteen (Nick Nolte) in Extreme Prejudice (1987): ''The only thing worst than a politician is a child-molester .''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) to Jane Spofford (Susan Sarandon) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''Men are such cocksuckers, aren''t they?''
Libby Holden (Kathy Bates) about Jack Stanton in Primary Colors (1998): 'He's poked his pecker in some sorry trash bins.'
Jake Gittes (Jack Nicholson) reflecting in The Two Jakes (1990): ''Memories are like that, as unpredictable as nitro and you never know what''s going to set them off .''
Ed Forbes (Jack Paar) to Roberta Stevens (Marilyn Monroe) in Love Nest (1951): ''If there''s one thing I have a weakness for it''s girls who have a weakness.''
Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) speaking of Cindy (Rita Moreno) in Carnal Knowledge (1971): ''You know her problem? She wants balls .''
Crossdressers Jerry/Daphne (Jack Lemmon) to Joe/Josephine (Tony Curtis) in Some Like It Hot (1959): 'I tell you, it's a whole different sex .'
Henry Moon (Jack Nicholson) to a woman in Goin' South (1978): 'I wouldn't take you to a dog fight if you were the defending champ.'
Harvey (Jack Weston) and Stephanie (Ingrid Bergman) in Cactus Flower (1969): - Harvey Greenfield: 'Shall we dance?' - Stephanie Dickinson: 'I'd rather walk on hot coals.'
Billy the Kid (Jack Beutel) speaking of Rio MacDonald (Jane Russell) in The Outlaw (1943):'I wouldn't come back two inches to get her.'
Tess McGill (Melanie Griffith) to Jack Trainer (Harrison Ford) in Working Girl (1988): 'I have a head for business and a bod for sin .'
Harry Mitchell (Jack Thompson) in The Sum of Us (1994): 'I'm tired of living-in-sin with my own right hand.'
Hickory, the Tin Woodsman (Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz (1939): ''Now I know I''ve got a heart , because it''s breaking. ''
Jack (Ted Danson) in 3 Men and a Baby (1987): ''I''m in-love ... in a generic way .''
''The man is one giant gland.'' Peter''s (Tom Selleck) opinion of Jack (Ted Danson) in 3 Men and a Baby (1987)
''The man is one giant gland.'' Peter''s (Tom Selleck) opinion of Jack (Ted Danson) in 3 Men and a Baby (1987)
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I always like a little pussy after lunch .''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''I always like a little pussy after lunch .''
Wally Fields (Jack Sheldon) and Loretta (Dori Brenner) in For the Boys (1991): - Wally: 'What would I have to give you for one little kiss?' - Loretta: 'Chloroform.'
Jack Walsh (Robert De Niro) to Jonathan Mardukas (Charles Grodin) who claims to suffer from aerophobia, acrophobia and claustrophobia in Midnight Run (1988): ''If you don''t cooperate you''ll also suffer from fistophobia!''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) watching Sugar Kane (Marilyn Monroe) walk in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''Look how she moves. Just like Jell-O on springs. She must have a built-in motor or something.''
Ralph (Danny DeVito) to Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) in The Jewel of the Nile (1985): ''Look at these guys, Colton. No sheep is safe tonight.''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Stuart (James Spader) in Wolf (1997): - Will:''You are such a polished ass-kisser it takes my breath away.'' - Stuart: ''I kiss ''em like I see ''em.''
Moustache (Lou Jacobi), the caf;-owner, to Nestor (Jack Lemmon) in Irma La Douce (1963): ''Life is total war, my friend. Nobody has a right to be a conscientious objector.''
The Wizard (Frank Morgan) to Hickory, the Tin Woodsman (Jack Haley) in The Wizard of Oz (1939): - (a) ''Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.'' - (b) ''And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love but by how much you are loved by others.''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object (...) because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
Charley (Jack Nicholson) to Irene (Kathleen Turner) in Prizzi''s Honor (1985): ''That ain''t love . In-love is temporary. Then you move on to the next in-love. Everybody is always falling in and out of love .''
Destiny Demeanor (Kathy Ireland) to Sgt. Jack Colt (Emilio Estevez) in National Lampoon''s Loaded Weapon 1 (1993): ''I''m just a gal like any other gal . I want a home , a family , an occasional spanking. ''
Mrs. Pendrake (Faye Dunaway) to Little Big Man/Jack Crabb (Dustin Hoffman) in Little Big Man (1970): 'We all must resist temptation . Purity is it's own reward.'
Jack Carter (Michael Caine) in Get Carter (1971): ''You know , I''d almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.''
Garrett Breedlove (Jack Nicholson) and Aurora Greenway (Shirley MacLaine) in Terms of Endearment (1983): - Garrett: 'Trust me about this one thing . You need a lot of drinks.' - Aurora: 'To break the ice?' - Garrett: 'To kill the bug that you have up your ass .'
Aurora Greenway (Shirley MacLaine) and Garrett Breedlove (Jack Nicholson) coming home after a very bad dinner date in Terms of Endearment (1983). - Aurora:'Would you like to come in?' - Garret:'I'd rather stick needles in my eyes .'
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992): ''I''m not one of these guys who''s going to look upon you as an object because I look upon a woman as a whole .''
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): ''A woman is a hole! Isn''t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.''
Ralph (Danny DeVito) to Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) in The Jewel of the Nile (1985): ''Look at these guys, Colton. No sheep is safe tonight.''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Stuart (James Spader) in Wolf (1997): - Will: ''You are such a polished ass-kisser it takes my breath away.'' - Stuart: ''I kiss ''em like I see ''em''.''
Oscar (Walter Matthau) trying to convince Felix (Jack Lemon) that they should make-a-play-for the two good-looking women, Thelma and Holly, in The Odd Couple II (1998): ''The wick is almost out , Felix. All I want is for the candle to glow rather than curse the darkness.''
Cross-dressers Jerry/Daphne (Jack Lemmon) to Joe/Josephine (Tony Curtis) in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''Now you''ve done it! (...) You tore off one of my chests. ''
Jack Burns (Kirk Douglas) to his childhood sweetheart Jerri Bondi (Gena Rowlands) in Lonely are the Brave (1962): ''I''m a loner, clear down deep to my guts. Know what a loner is? He''s a born cripple. He''s cripple because the only person he can live with is himself. It''s his life the way he wants to live. It''s all-for him.''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disquised as a woman in Some Like It Hot (1959): ''We wouldn''t be caught dead with men. Rough, hairy beasts. Eight hands. And they all want just one thing from a girl .''
Jack Burns (Kirk Douglas) to the prison guard Guitierrez (George Kennedy) in Lonely are the Brave (1962): ''Take it easy! Temper like that, one of these days you''ll find yourself riding through town with your belly to the sun, your best suit on , and no place to go but hell .''
Alexandra (Cher) and Daryl Van Horn (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): - Alex: ''Who are you?'' - Daryl: ''Just your average, horny little devil .'' (Van Horn puns with the devil and horny .)
Duke (Jack Palance) to Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) in City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly''s Gold (1994): ''You ever talk to me like that again and I''ll turn your balls into earrings.''
Jack Lemmon) to his neighbor Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) who spent the night with Maria Ragetti (Sophia Loren) in Grumpier Old Men (1995): - John: 'I don't believe it! You and that beautiful lady?' - Max: 'I am the thief of heart , I am the gangster of love .' - John: 'Gangster, hey? Well, tell me. Was it more of a hold-up than a stick-up?'
'I'm not one of these guys who's going to look upon you as an object (...) because I look upon a woman as a whole .' Harry Bliss (Jack Nicholson) to Joan Spruance (Ellen Barkin) in Man Trouble (1992)
Daryl (Jack Nicholson) to Alex (Cher) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): - Daryl: 'Interesting word ball room.' - Alex: 'It's always been one of my favorites.'
'A woman is a hole! Isn't that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.' Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987)
'All right! If you're God reveal your godhead.' Lady Claire Gurney (Coral Browne) to Jack, the lunatic 14th Earl of Gurney (Peter O'Toole) who believes He's God and unzips his fly to prove it in The Ruling Class (1972)
Ralph (Danny DeVito) blaming Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) for his incarceration in The Jewel of the Nile (1985): ''They threw me in a jail filled with rejects from the communicable-diseases ward. Every wacko, drippy, open-soared low-life was in that joint , all of ''em wanting to hire on as my proctologist.''
Oscar (Walter Matthau) trying to convince Felix (Jack Lemon) that they should make-a-play-for the two good-looking women, Thelma and Holly, in The Odd Couple II (1998): ''The wick is almost out , Felix. All I want is for the candle to glow rather than curse the darkness.''
Felix Madison (Jack Lemmon) and Gwendolyn (Carole Shelley) in The Odd Couple (1968): - Felix: ''Divorce is a terrible thing .'' - Gwendolyn: ''Oh! It can be if you haven''t the right sollicitor.''
Henry Moon (Jack Nicholson) to his wife Julia Tate (Mary Steenburgen) in Goin'' South (1978): ''Goddammit, I knew it! You can always tell a virgin on account the white of the eyes ain''t clear.''
Fran (Dolores Moran) and Ethaniel (Jack Benny) in The Horn Blows at Midnight (1945): - Fran: ''Loot at me, darling . Can''t you see what my eyes are saying?'' - Ethaniel: ''Yes, and you oughta watch your language.''
Jack Carter (Michael Caine) in Get Carter (1971): ''You know , I''d almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.''
''Look at this. You''re the only man in the world with clenched hair.'' Oscar Madison (Walter Matthau) to Felix Ungar (Jack Lemmon) in The Odd Couple (1968)
''Look at this. You''re the only man in the world with clenched hair.'' Oscar Madison (Walter Matthau) to Felix Ungar (Jack Lemmon) in The Odd Couple (1968)
Daryl (Jack Nicholson) to Alex (Cher) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): - Daryl: ''Interesting word ball room.'' - Alex: ''It''s always been one of my favorites.''
Noah Cross (John Huston) to J.J. Gittes (Jack Nicholson) in Chinatown (1974):''Of course I''m respectable! I''m old! Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they live long enough.''
Retiring lawman Jack Beauregard (Henry Fonda) in My Name is Nobody (1973). ''I was getting to be one more old-timer and the years don''t make wisdom they just make old age .''
Ralph (Danny DeVito) to Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) in The Jewel of the Nile (1985):''Look at these guys, Colton. No sheep is safe tonight.''
'Believe you me, if it didn't take men to make-babies , I wouldn't have anything to do with you.' Jerri Bondi (Gena Rowlands) to Jack Burns (Kirk Douglas) in Lonely are the Brave (1962).
Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) and Zoe (Julie Benz) in As Good As It Gets (1997): - Zoe: ''How do you write women so well?'' - Melvin: ''Easy. I think of a man and take away reason and accountability.''
Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) and Zoe (Julie Benz) in As Good As It Gets (1997): - Zoe: ''How do you write women so well?'' - Melvin: ''Easy. I think of a man and take away reason and accountability.''
Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) and Zoe (Julie Benz) in As Good As It Gets (1997): - Zoe: ''How do you write women so well?'' - Melvin: ''Easy. I think of a man and take away reason and accountability.''
Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) to Jennifer (Carol Kane) after the Ballbuster Parade, a slide show of Jonathan''s ex-girlfriends in Carnal Knowledge (1971): ''What are you crying for? It''s not a Lassie movie.''
Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) to Jennifer (Carol Kane) after the Ballbuster Parade, a slide show of Jonathan''s ex-girlfriends in Carnal Knowledge (1971): ''What are you crying for? It''s not a Lassie movie.''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Laura Alden (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Wolf (1994): 'I want to tell you something. I've never loved anybody this way . I never looked at a woman and thought: if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant if I am with her.'
Will (Jack Nicholson) to Laura (Michelle Pfeiffer) in Wolf (1994): 'I want to tell you something. I've never loved anybody this way . I never looked at a woman and thought: if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant if I am with her.'
Charley (Jack Nicholson) to Irene (Kathleen Turner) in Prizzi's Honor (1985): 'That ain't love . In-love is temporary. Then you move on to the next in-love. Everybody is always falling in and out of love .'
Charley Partana (Jack Nicholson) to Irene (Kathleen Turner) in Prizzi's Honor (1985): 'I look at you, I see what I want to see . That's what love is.'
Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) to Jennifer (Carol Kane) after the Ballbuster Parade, a slide show of Jonathan''s ex-girlfriends in Carnal Knowledge (1971): ''What are you crying for? It''s not a Lassie movie.''
Lauren Bacall to her husband Jack Lemon in My Fellow Americans (1998): ''Don''t say frigging , Russ. If you have to use the F-word go-for the gold.''
Paul (John Malkovich), the clown, to Jack (John Cusack), the student, in Shadows and Fog (1992): 'I never do-it with a whore . You start out with a burning desire and you end up in the morning with a burning sensation, if you know what I mean.'
Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon) in The Fortune Cookie (1966): 'Funny thing about marriage . It's like being in the army. Everybody knocks it but you'd be surprised how many re-enlist.'
Charley Partanna (Jack Nicholson) and Irene Walker (Kathleen Turner) in Prizzi''s Honor (1985): ''That ain''t love . In-love is temporary. Then you move on to the next in-love. Everybody is always falling in and out of love .''
Wally Fields (Jack Sheldon) and Loretta (Dori Brenner) in For the Boys (1991): - Wally: ''What would I have to give you for one little kiss?'' - Loretta: ''Chloroform.''
Jack Carter (Michael Caine) in Get Carter (1971): ''You know , I''d almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.''
Henry Moon (Jack Nicholson) to his bride Julia Tate (Mary Steenburgen) in Goin'' South (1978): ''Goddammit, I knew it! You can always tell a virgin on account the white of the eyes ain''t clear.''
Henry Moon (Jack Nicholson) to his bride Julia Tate (Mary Steenburgen) in Goin'' South (1978): ''Goddammit, I knew it! You can always tell a virgin on account the white of the eyes ain''t clear.''
Iram Katourian (Jack Lemmon) talking to his mistress Irene (Joanna Gleason) about his wife Millie (Talia Shire) in For Richer, For Poorer (1992): - Irene: ''Iram, do you really think that your money has anything to do with Millie''s sex drive?'' - Iram: ''Oh, absolutely. You''ve heard the phrase: power is an aphrodisiac? That applies to marriage especially. See, a poor man has tremendous power over his wife . She needs him. Without his support, her, the kids... she humps the hell out of him. The richer a man is the less his wife is depending upon him, the less power he has over her and the less sexy he becomes to her. It''s a law of nature.'' - Irene: ''Horniness equals dependence times poverty squared.''
Iram Katourian (Jack Lemmon) talking to his mistress Irene (Joanna Gleason) about his wife Millie (Talia Shire) in For Richer, For Poorer (1992): - Irene: 'Iram, do you really think that your money has anything to do with Millie's sex drive?' - Iram: 'Oh, absolutely. You've heard the phrase: power is an aphrodisiac? That applies to marriage especially. See, a poor man has tremendous power over his wife . She needs him. Without his support, her, the kids... she humps the hell out of him. The richer a man is the less his wife is depending upon him, the less power he has over her and the less sexy he becomes to her. It's a law of nature.' - Irene: 'Horniness equals dependence times poverty squared.'
Alex(andra) Medford (Cher) to Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) in The Witches of Eastwick (1987): 'I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can . I think, no , I am positive, that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life . You know , in the short time that we have been together you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristics of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar , insensitive, selfish, stupid. You have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.'


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