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semen:
The thick, viscid, whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract that is ejaculated during sexual excitement. Semen is composed of spermatozoa suspended in secretions from accessory-glands (fluids from the prostate and the Cowper's glands). Sperm accounts for only 3 % of the average human ejaculate; the other 97% consists of fluids from the prostate gland and the seminal vesicles. In an average ejaculate, a man releases between 300 to 500 million sperms; only about 200 sperms survive the journey up the vagina , through the uterus, and into the oviduct . Semen has a nutritional value of about 6 calories per average ejaculate. Reverend Sylvester Graham (1794-1851) preached that ejaculating deprived a man of the vital fluids essential to maintain vital energies (health and vitality). According to Graham, each time a man ejaculates, he puts his physical health at risk. Graham preached against the dangers of ' wasting the seed ' through masturbation and frequent marital intercourse .

Quotes:

(1) R.Reisner. Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing : ' Last perm in is a rotten egg .'

(2).Sung by the chorus in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Every sperm is sacred / Every sperm is great / If a sperm is wasted / God is quite irate .'




Synonyms: Albino-custard, Aphrodites-Evostick, butter, buttermilk, chism, chitty, cock-paste, cock-porridge, coke puke, cock-snot, cock-vomit, cockwax, cocoa-butter, come, come-juice, comings, courting-cream, cream, cream-sauce, crud, crunt, cum, cum-cum, cundy, Cupid's-toothpaste, curd, custard, Cyclops'-tears, daddy's-sauce, dick-butter, dick-drink, dicksplash, dog-water, doll-spit, dolly-spit, discharge, dream-whip, ejaculant, ejaculate, emission, emok, face-cream, father-stuff, fetch, foam, French-dressing, French-fried-ice-cream, French-fried-ice-water, froth, fruit-juice, fuck, gentleman's-relish, germen, germin, gism, gissom, gisum, gizzum, glaze, glop, gloy, glue, goat's-milk, gonad-glue, goo(-goo), gravy, gub(b), guma, hand-lotion, happy-juice, Harry-Monk, herbalz, hockey, home-brew, honey, hookey, hooky, hot-fat, hot-juice, hot-lead, hot-milk, Irish-confetti, jack, jam, jazz, jelly, jelly-juice, jerk-juice, jessom, jet-stream, jip, jisem, jism, jissom, jizz, jizzom, jizzum, joombye, joy-juice, juice, junk, krud, lather, lech-water (lechwater), letch-water (letchwater), lewd-infusion, liquid-hair-dressing, load, love-butter, love-custard, love-juice, love-liquid, love-liquor, loves-nectar, lumpy-piss, man-chowder, man's-milk, manfat, manglaze, manglue, man-juice, man-milk, man-mustard, man-oil, man-soup, maria, marrow, marrow-pudding, mayonaise, McSpunk, mecotero, melted-butter, mess, mettle, mettle-of-generation, minkus, milk, milt, muck, muckle, mungle, oil-of-man, ointment, oyster, paste, pearl, pearl-drop, pearly-passion-potion, pecker-snot, pedigree-chum, people-paste, phallic-ejaculant, phallic-vomitus, pineapple-chunk, pod-juice, population-paste, prick-juice, protein, pudding, queen-bees, reproductive-fluid, rice-pudding, rich-cream-sauce, roe, royal-jelly, sauce, scum, seed, seminal-discharge, seminal-fluid, seminal-milk, seminal spur, sexual-discharge, sexual-spendings, shissom, slime, slizz, smud, snake-venom, snedge, snot, snowstorm, soap, soul-sauce, Spanish-rice, spence, spend, spendings, sperm, spermatic-juice, spew, splash, splooch, splooge, spoo, spooch, spooey, spoof, spooge, spoonta, spratz, spudwater, spuff, spume, spunk, starch, stick, stick-it-in, sticky, sticky-seed, stitch, stuff, suds, tadpole-treasure, tail-juice, tail-oil, tail-water, tallow, tapioca-pudding, tapioca-toothpaste, Thelonius-Monk, turnip-seeds, Victoria-Monk, vitamins, wad, water-of-life, wazz, whipped-cream, white-blow, white-honey, white-love-piss, white-swallow, whitewash, whore's-milk, yogurt, yuk, RELATED TERMS:, cundy, distillate-of-love, distillatia, jizz-spider, lose-bullets, map-of-England, map-of-Ireland, number-three, oyster-stew, pearl-necklace, pecker-tracks, pre-cum, snowdropping, unload, wet-dream, arse-grease, ass-grease, axle-grease, baby-custard, baby-fat, baby-food, baby-gravy, baby-juice, baby-paste, baby's, ball juice, ball-bearing-oil, baume-de-vie, beans, beef-extract, beef-gravy, belly-seed, Bob-Monk, boy-honey, bubblejack, bull-gravy, bullets, bung-juice, bung-spew,

See Also: aspermatism, Irish confetti, marrow, queen bees, rich cream sauce, rice pudding, protein, sauce, seminal milk, snake venom, spooey, mayonaise, liquid hair dressing, love butter, man chowder, albino custard, baby juice, aspermia, Cupid's toothpaste, curd, daddy's sauce, father-stuff, fruit juice, glaze, spoonta, spuff, tail oil, turnip seeds, vitamins, yogurt, white swallow, whore's milk, white love piss, white honey, Victoria Monk, water of life, Thelonius Monk, spudwater, tapioca toothpaste, spume, starch, sticky seed, sticky, suds, tadpole treasure, spendings, spence, glop, gonad glue, gub(b), guma, hand lotion, Harry Monk, herbalz, gentleman's relish, French-fried ice water, foam, fetch, ejaculant, Cyclops' tears, emok, dick drink, dicksplash, dog water, doll spit, dolly spit, cum-cum, ball-bearing oil, beef gravy, beef extract, belly seed, Bob Monk, boy honey, bubble-jack, bull gravy, bung juice, bung spew, baby paste, ass grease, Aphrodites Evostick, arse grease, baby fat, baby gravy, baby custard, baby food, buttermilk, cock snot, cock porridge, cock paste, cock vomit, cockwax, come-juice, cream sauce, man milk, man soup, manglaze, love liquid, living sauce, krud, McSpunk, mecotero, lumpy piss, man oil, man mustard, manglue, maria, marrow-pudding, mettle of generation, jet stream, jip, junk, gloy, home brew, hot juice, hot fat, hot lead, hot milk, snedge, snot, snowstorm, soap, soul sauce, Spanish rice, shissom, slime, seminal discharge, reproductive fluid, royal jelly, muck, muckle, phallic ejaculant, phallic vomitus, pineapple chunk, ointment, oil of man, pearl, pearl necklace, pearl drop, pearly passion potion, pecker snot, pecker tracks, pedigree chum, Scotch screw, come stain, cookie crumbs, cum stain, decorations, dick breath, golden screw, upshoot, tapioca pudding, cocoa butter, comings, seed, goat's milk, wad, spunk-pot, white blow, honey pot, milk can, milk pan, milk jug, man's milk, loves nectar, slaughter of the innocent, seminal fluid, Old Slimy, cranking for cum, cream-stick, carry live ammunition, butter and eggs, baume de vie, beans, blood and semen cocktail, beef bayo with extra mayo, gluepot, glue pot, hive, happy juice, fire blanks, erected spermapositor, damp patch, cundy, cum dodger, custard, custard cannon, dream whip, emission, hockey, glue, goo, goo-goo, gravy, FACE CREAM, French dressing, French-fried ice cream, froth, germin, germen, butter, axle grease, baby's, chitty, crud, crunt, cometosis, milt, people paste, pod juice, population paste, prick-juice, mungle, minkus, paste, roe, seminal spurt, scum, slizz, smud, sexual discharge, sexual spendings, spend, spoo, spooch, spooge, spoof, spermatic juice, spew, splash, splooge, splooch, love juice, manfat, lather, lech-water, lewd infusion, letch-water, love custard, man juice, milk, mess, mettle, hookey, hooky, homo-milk, joombye, joy juice, jerk juice, jelly juice, whipped cream, yuk, whitewash, spunk, tail juice, tail water, spratz, jelly, cream, bullets, chism, gizzum, gisum, gissom, gism, dick butter, cum, jazz, jessom, jissom, jizz, jisem, jizzum, jism, jiz, jizzom, load, honey, pudding, oyster, sperm, wazz, waz, wet dream, wasting babies, viral hepatitis, urethral meatus, urethra, urethral orifice, urethrorrhea ex ubidine, truffle hunting, unload, take in cream, taking part in population control, White Russian, milkman, milking pail, milt-market, milt-shop, snowdropping, snowballing, simple infanticide, skeet shooting, scatophiliac, seminary, love liquor, lead in your pencil, milker, melted butter, juice for jelly, keep the census down, keep down the census, jelly bag, homunculi, honeypot, hygrophilia, infanticide, ink in the pen, inseminate, cum breath, dumb glutton, ejaculatory incompetence, ejaculatio deficiens, emission phase, exchanging loads, felching, fetch mettle, first stage of ejaculation, fetch metal, give juice for jelly, foofer felching, get one's oil changed, gravy-giver, gravy-maker, churner, churn, butter boat, candy-maker, cervical hostility, coitus saxonicus, come drunk, cocksucker's breath, cocktail, cream jug, cream-catcher, crow, come off, coprafelchia, courting cream, butter box, bananas and cream, beehive, bed breath, bee-hive, ashes hauled,

Quotes Containing semen:
Sacha, a radio sexpert , to a caller who swallowed semen and could feel them ''moving around in there'' in the 1999 movie Urban Legend: ''Ingestion of bodily fluids is a major safe-sex no-no. My suggestion is: take a spoonfull of Pepto and next time get away from the volcano before it erupts.''


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