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semen:
The thick, viscid, whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract that is ejaculated during sexual excitement. Semen is composed of spermatozoa suspended in secretions from accessory-glands (fluids from the prostate and the Cowper's glands). Sperm accounts for only 3 % of the average human ejaculate; the other 97% consists of fluids from the prostate gland and the seminal vesicles. In an average ejaculate, a man releases between 300 to 500 million sperms; only about 200 sperms survive the journey up the vagina , through the uterus, and into the oviduct . Semen has a nutritional value of about 6 calories per average ejaculate. Reverend Sylvester Graham (1794-1851) preached that ejaculating deprived a man of the vital fluids essential to maintain vital energies (health and vitality). According to Graham, each time a man ejaculates, he puts his physical health at risk. Graham preached against the dangers of ' wasting the seed ' through masturbation and frequent marital intercourse .

Quotes:

(1) R.Reisner. Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing : ' Last perm in is a rotten egg .'

(2).Sung by the chorus in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Every sperm is sacred / Every sperm is great / If a sperm is wasted / God is quite irate .'




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See Also: aspermatism, Irish confetti, queen bees, reproductive fluid, rice pudding, pearl drop, protein, pearly passion potion, pecker snot, pecker tracks, phallic ejaculant, phallic vomitus, mayonaise, McSpunk, mecotero, oil of man, ointment, muckle, royal jelly, sauce, seminal discharge, seminal milk, shissom, snake venom, snedge, snowstorm, soap, soul sauce, Spanish rice, spence, spendings, jet stream, jip, Harry Monk, herbalz, home brew, hot juice, hot lead, hot milk, junk, krud, liquid hair dressing, love butter, love liquid, lumpy piss, man chowder, man milk, man mustard, man oil, man soup, maria, aspermia, ass grease, albino custard, arse grease, baby custard, baby fat, baby food, baby gravy, baby juice, baby paste, beef extract, ball-bearing oil, belly seed, Bob Monk, boy honey, bubble-jack, bull gravy, bung juice, bung spew, buttermilk, cock vomit, come-juice, cream sauce, cum-cum, Cupid's toothpaste, curd, Cyclops' tears, daddy's sauce, doll spit, dolly spit, dick drink, ejaculant, father-stuff, foam, fruit juice, gentleman's relish, French-fried ice water, glaze, gonad glue, gub(b), guma, hand lotion, spooey, spoonta, spuff, starch, sticky seed, tail oil, suds, tadpole treasure, Thelonius Monk, turnip seeds, Victoria Monk, vitamins, water of life, white honey, white love piss, whore's milk, yogurt, decorations, dick breath, cocoa butter, tapioca pudding, wad, comings, marrow, goat's milk, seed, rich cream sauce, Old Slimy, Scotch screw, golden screw, hive, cookie crumbs, cream-stick, come stain, cranking for cum, butter and eggs, baume de vie, beans, damp patch, cum dodger, cum stain, erected spermapositor, happy juice, fire blanks, upshoot, white blow, loves nectar, whipped cream, yuk, white swallow, whitewash, tapioca toothpaste, tail juice, tail water, sticky, spume, spunk, spratz, spudwater, spoof, spooge, fetch, French dressing, French-fried ice cream, germen, germin, goo, goo-goo, gravy, glop, gloy, glue, froth, FACE CREAM, dog water, emok, dicksplash, dream whip, crud, crunt, custard, custard cannon, baby's, Aphrodites Evostick, axle grease, butter, beef gravy, cometosis, cockwax, cock paste, cock porridge, cock snot, chitty, hockey, homo-milk, hookey, hooky, hot fat, jelly juice, jerk juice, joombye, joy juice, marrow-pudding, manfat, manglaze, manglue, mess, mettle, mettle of generation, man juice, love custard, love juice, living sauce, lather, lech-water, letch-water, lewd infusion, scum, seminal spurt, sexual discharge, sexual spendings, slime, slizz, smud, spermatic juice, spew, splash, splooch, splooge, spoo, spooch, spend, snot, mungle, paste, pearl, milt, minkus, muck, roe, pearl necklace, pineapple chunk, pod juice, population paste, prick-juice, pedigree chum, people paste, jelly, cream, bullets, chism, dick butter, cum, emission, gizzum, gism, gissom, gisum, jessom, jisem, jism, jissom, jiz, jizz, jizzom, jizzum, honey, jazz, load, milk, pudding, oyster, sperm, waz, wazz, wet dream, White Russian, spunk-pot, take in cream, taking part in population control, unload, truffle hunting, urethra, urethral meatus, urethral orifice, urethrorrhea ex ubidine, wasting babies, viral hepatitis, snowballing, snowdropping, seminary, simple infanticide, skeet shooting, slaughter of the innocent, scatophiliac, seminal fluid, milt-market, milt-shop, melted butter, milk can, milk jug, milk pan, milker, milking pail, milkman, man's milk, love liquor, juice for jelly, keep down the census, keep the census down, honey pot, honeypot, hygrophilia, infanticide, ink in the pen, inseminate, homunculi, jelly bag, give juice for jelly, get one's oil changed, foofer felching, fetch metal, fetch mettle, first stage of ejaculation, glue pot, gluepot, gravy-giver, gravy-maker, emission phase, exchanging loads, felching, dumb glutton, ejaculatio deficiens, ejaculatory incompetence, cum breath, cundy, coitus saxonicus, cocksucker's breath, cocktail, churn, churner, candy-maker, carry live ammunition, cervical hostility, cream-catcher, cream jug, crow, come drunk, come off, coprafelchia, courting cream, butter boat, butter box, beehive, blood and semen cocktail, bananas and cream, ashes hauled, bed breath, bee-hive, beef bayo with extra mayo, acquired immune deficiency syndrome, juice, jack, jam, semen, come, stuff, wet patch, wet spot, clinkers, blow off, belly full, discharge, hepatitis B, lead in your pencil,

Quotes Containing semen:
Sacha, a radio sexpert , to a caller who swallowed semen and could feel them ''moving around in there'' in the 1999 movie Urban Legend: ''Ingestion of bodily fluids is a major safe-sex no-no. My suggestion is: take a spoonfull of Pepto and next time get away from the volcano before it erupts.''


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