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semen:
The thick, viscid, whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract that is ejaculated during sexual excitement. Semen is composed of spermatozoa suspended in secretions from accessory-glands (fluids from the prostate and the Cowper's glands). Sperm accounts for only 3 % of the average human ejaculate; the other 97% consists of fluids from the prostate gland and the seminal vesicles. In an average ejaculate, a man releases between 300 to 500 million sperms; only about 200 sperms survive the journey up the vagina , through the uterus, and into the oviduct . Semen has a nutritional value of about 6 calories per average ejaculate. Reverend Sylvester Graham (1794-1851) preached that ejaculating deprived a man of the vital fluids essential to maintain vital energies (health and vitality). According to Graham, each time a man ejaculates, he puts his physical health at risk. Graham preached against the dangers of ' wasting the seed ' through masturbation and frequent marital intercourse .

Quotes:

(1) R.Reisner. Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing : ' Last perm in is a rotten egg .'

(2).Sung by the chorus in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Every sperm is sacred / Every sperm is great / If a sperm is wasted / God is quite irate .'




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See Also: Irish confetti, aspermatism, queen bees, reproductive fluid, rice pudding, Thelonius Monk, protein, turnip seeds, Victoria Monk, spuff, starch, sticky seed, tail oil, suds, tadpole treasure, water of life, vitamins, white honey, white love piss, whore's milk, yogurt, aspermia, ass grease, albino custard, arse grease, dick drink, doll spit, dolly spit, Cupid's toothpaste, curd, cum-cum, Cyclops' tears, daddy's sauce, jet stream, jip, junk, krud, liquid hair dressing, cream sauce, baby custard, baby fat, baby food, baby gravy, baby juice, baby paste, love butter, love liquid, lumpy piss, man chowder, man milk, man mustard, man oil, man soup, maria, mayonaise, McSpunk, mecotero, muckle, royal jelly, sauce, seminal discharge, seminal milk, shissom, beef extract, ball-bearing oil, belly seed, Bob Monk, boy honey, bubble-jack, bull gravy, bung juice, bung spew, buttermilk, cock vomit, come-juice, ejaculant, father-stuff, foam, French-fried ice water, fruit juice, gentleman's relish, glaze, gonad glue, gub(b), guma, hand lotion, Harry Monk, herbalz, home brew, hot juice, hot lead, hot milk, oil of man, ointment, pearly passion potion, pecker snot, pecker tracks, phallic ejaculant, phallic vomitus, snake venom, snedge, snowstorm, soap, soul sauce, Spanish rice, spence, pearl drop, spendings, spooey, spoonta, decorations, dick breath, cocoa butter, tapioca pudding, rich cream sauce, wad, comings, goat's milk, seed, marrow, loves nectar, Scotch screw, baume de vie, beans, damp patch, cream-stick, cum dodger, cum stain, cranking for cum, golden screw, happy juice, Old Slimy, hive, cookie crumbs, come stain, erected spermapositor, fire blanks, butter and eggs, white blow, upshoot, population paste, prick-juice, tapioca toothpaste, tail juice, tail water, sticky, spume, spunk, whipped cream, yuk, white swallow, whitewash, butter, cockwax, cometosis, cock paste, cock porridge, cock snot, chitty, froth, French dressing, French-fried ice cream, germen, germin, emok, fetch, hockey, homo-milk, goo, goo-goo, gravy, FACE CREAM, glop, gloy, glue, spratz, spudwater, spoof, spooge, spermatic juice, spew, splash, splooch, splooge, spoo, spooch, pearl necklace, spend, snot, pineapple chunk, pod juice, smud, pedigree chum, people paste, hookey, hooky, hot fat, paste, pearl, living sauce, lech-water, letch-water, lewd infusion, lather, joombye, joy juice, jelly juice, jerk juice, crud, crunt, custard, custard cannon, dicksplash, dream whip, Aphrodites Evostick, axle grease, beef gravy, sexual discharge, sexual spendings, slime, slizz, scum, seminal spurt, mungle, roe, milt, minkus, muck, dog water, man juice, love custard, love juice, baby's, marrow-pudding, manfat, manglaze, manglue, mess, mettle, mettle of generation, jelly, cream, bullets, chism, emission, gism, gissom, gisum, sperm, gizzum, honey, oyster, load, jazz, jessom, jisem, jism, jissom, jiz, jizz, jizzom, jizzum, dick butter, cum, milk, waz, wazz, wet dream, pudding, truffle hunting, urethra, urethral meatus, urethral orifice, urethrorrhea ex ubidine, viral hepatitis, unload, spunk-pot, take in cream, taking part in population control, wasting babies, White Russian, milk can, milk jug, milk pan, milker, milking pail, milkman, melted butter, love liquor, man's milk, milt-market, milt-shop, scatophiliac, seminary, seminal fluid, simple infanticide, skeet shooting, slaughter of the innocent, beehive, bed breath, bee-hive, beef bayo with extra mayo, cum breath, crow, cundy, ashes hauled, jelly bag, infanticide, ink in the pen, inseminate, juice for jelly, keep down the census, keep the census down, cream jug, cream-catcher, hygrophilia, honey pot, honeypot, homunculi, glue pot, gluepot, gravy-giver, gravy-maker, snowballing, snowdropping, give juice for jelly, get one's oil changed, first stage of ejaculation, foofer felching, emission phase, ejaculatio deficiens, ejaculatory incompetence, coprafelchia, courting cream, dumb glutton, fetch metal, fetch mettle, felching, exchanging loads, coitus saxonicus, come drunk, come off, churn, churner, cocksucker's breath, cocktail, blood and semen cocktail, bananas and cream, butter boat, butter box, candy-maker, carry live ammunition, cervical hostility, acquired immune deficiency syndrome, juice, jack, jam, semen, come, stuff, wet patch, wet spot, clinkers, blow off, hepatitis B, belly full, lead in your pencil, discharge,

Quotes Containing semen:
Sacha, a radio sexpert , to a caller who swallowed semen and could feel them ''moving around in there'' in the 1999 movie Urban Legend: ''Ingestion of bodily fluids is a major safe-sex no-no. My suggestion is: take a spoonfull of Pepto and next time get away from the volcano before it erupts.''


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