Sexual DictionaryDictionary of the F-Word


Or: ASS , abbreviation for the Usenet newsgroups: alt.sex.spanking/stories/services.
See Also: A double S, a piece of ass, a piece of luggage, a piece of stray, a piece of stuff, A-double scribble, A-hole, A.H., a.k., a.s.s., a2m, acre, after part, afternoon, ampersand, anal copulation, anal insert, anal intercourse, anal jabber, anal play, anal plug, anal sex, anal sexual play, anal toy, anal-genital intercourse, analist, angle of the dangle, anocrat, anogenital intercourse, aris, arse, arse bandit, arse over teakettle, arse over tit, arse pirate, arse-bone, arse-fuck, arsecons, arsehole, arseplay, arsey-versey, arsy-tarvy, aspro, ass, ass about, ass around, ass blow, ass games, ass hound, ass in a sling, ass man, ass over head, ass play, ass queen, ass-a-holic, ass-bone, ass-end, ass-kisser, ass-kissing, ass-licker, ass-licking, ass-tronaut, assaroonie, asshole, asshole buddies, assmosis, asspro, assy, azz, B & T, B.A., back, back end, back part, back seat, back yard, backeye slice, backeye slit, backgammon player, backhand drive, backland, backs, backside, bad-ass, bad-ass mf, bahookie, baked alaska, bakery goods, ballinocack, balls in a sling, bare-assed, base over apex, basement, bass ackwards, batti, batty, batty boy, battybwoy, battyman, beam, beauns, beautocks, beauts, beauty, behind, behind the behind, Big A, the, big-ass, bim, bimbo, bint, biscuits, blast off, blind cupid, blot, boff, bom, bomb bay, bombosity, bomsey, boody, boogie butt, boomer, booty, booty-shot, bosom of the pants, bot, botsy, bottle, bottle and glass, bottle-ass, bottom, bottomite, botty, boxey, brandy, breast man, broad in the beam, broad smile, broad-beamed, broad-gauge(d), brown all 'round, brown-nose, brown-noser, brownsward, bruise the fruit, BT, btm, bucket, bug up the ass, buggery, bum, bum and tits, bum cleavage, bumbo, bumkin, bummy, bumpkin, bun, bun-boogie, bun-bun, bunchy, buns, bunt, business boy, butt, butt plug, butt-crack, butt-end, butt-wipe, butter, buttock, buttocks cleavage, caboose, callipygette, camera obscura, can, candy-assed, canetta, canister set, canned goods, Cashmerian togas, change machine, change register, cheeks, chew ass, chew someones ass out, chips, chudini, chuff, chundini, coccyx, cooler, copper penny, corn-hole, cornhole, cornholing, corybungo, corybungus, cozy drop, crack salesman, cracker ass, croup, cucumber queen, culo, cupcakes, derriere, derrieroscopia, dokus, drive it up to Hilltop Drive, drive up to Hilltop Drive, drop, duck-butt, duff, dummock, duster, end, English muffins, European accentuation, eye of the ass, fanny, fantail, fat-ass, fesses, fife and drum, finger, flankey, flat tire, fleshy part of the thigh, flip side, flip the bird, foul line, four-letter word, fundament, fundillo, funniment, gatees, gay house, gay in the legs, gaying instrument, gazeet, get more ass than a toilet seat, gets more ass than a toilet seat, give someone the bird, give someone the finger, gluteal region, gluteus maximus, goose, Greek side, ham, hamhocks, hang a b.a., hangover, haunches, he-whore, head over heels (in love), heinie, hernandies, hill-locks, Hilltop Drive, hind end, hindquarters, hindside, Hinterland, Holland, Hollywood hustler, home base, honey rolls, hootananny, hootenanny, hot cross buns, hot in the tail, hot pockeroo, Hugh Jass, hummer, hungry arse, husband for a weekend, hustler, Ireland, jamblocks, jerk, joy boy, jutland, kab edis, keel, keester, keister, Khyber pass, kingdom come, kiss ass, labonza, lard, lard ass, late back, the, latter end, latter part, leg man, low countries, lower back, male tale, merry-arsed Christian, middle finger salute, money-maker, moon, mooning, motor, mottob, nachas, naka-nake, ninan, okole-mas, on, open up someone's ass, open up the ass, Póg mo thón, P.T.A., pain in the ass, parking place, part that went over the fence last, the, party boy, patellas, pellin, piece of ass, piece of luggage, piece of stuff, piss-elegant, pissy, podex, poop-chute, poopshoote, popo, posterior, posteriora, posteriors, postern, potcharooney, pound, poundcake, prat, pratt, prick peddler, Professional queer, puss, puto, rear, rear end, rear guard, red-assed, rent boy, renter, reverse cleavage, rim queen, rolls, rosey, rum, rumble seat, rump, rumpus, rumpus delecti, rusty-dusty, saddle, satchel ass, satchel butt, seat (of the pants), second face, set of cakes, set of pears, set-down, sit on a face, sit-down, sit-me-down, sit-upon(s), sitter, sitting room, sitzbein, slate, sodomite, sodomy, soft peat, south side, south-end, southern exposure, southern love, spare tire, split, split-mutton, sport goods, sporting goods, spread, squat, squatter, stern, street hustler, street mechanic, street-meat, suck asshole, suck-ass, Sunday face, sycophant, T & A, T.L., tail, tail bone, tail end, tail side, taint, tear a piece of ass, tear off a piece (of ass), throw a bird, tit man, tits and ass, tits man, titticulture, toby, tockus, tokis, tokus, Tom Thumb, tooky, toosh, tooshie, toss a salad, toss the salad, touch bone and whistle, touch the bun for luck, trabajado trader, trader dick, tush, tushie, unass, up the ass, velcro arse, vertical grin, visiting the wookie, warm bottom, wedge, wedge bone, western end, western patio, whatass, whatsis, whatsus, whatzis, where the sun doesn't shine, where the sun never shines, wink the brown eye

Quotes Containing a.s.s.:
Knobby (Larry Mintz) in Burglar (1987): ''The guy had-more-ass-than-a-toilet-seat .''
Joan (Elizabeth Perkins) and friends at the softball park in About Last Night... (1986): - Joan: ''That second baseman has a really nice ass .'' - Friend: ''I refuse to go-out-with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.'' - Joan: ''Pickings are going to be scarce.''
Does oat meal have lumps? = The Cheap Detective (1978) Does a hobby-horse have a wooden dick? = Road House (1989) Does Pinocchio have a wooden butt? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Does Pinocchio have wooden balls? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a frog have a waterproof ass? = Tune In Tomorrow (1990) Does a hobby-horse have a hickory dick? = The Cowboy Way (1994) Does Madonna take her clothes off? = With Honors (1994) Does the pope wear a beanie? = Off Beat (1986) Does the pope drive a Cadillac? = Beyond the Law (1994) Does a fat puppy hate fast cars? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Does Veronica like Archie? = Little Giants (1995) Does Tina Turner wear a wig? = Earth Girls are Easy (1989) Do birds fly , do ducks duck? = Moonlighting (1985) Do flies fly , do spots beam up? = Moonlighting (1985) Do rattlesnakes kiss carefully? = Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Do stripes suit a zebra? = The Matchmaker (1958) Is a pig's ass pork? = Gator (1976) Is a frog's ass water tight? = Big Business (1988) Is the earth flat? = The Flintstones (1994) Was Sergeant York's mother an angel = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Will a banker grope for money? = Nothing but Trouble (1991) Does Saddam Hussein and Omar Kadafi pull each other's toffee?'= With Honors (1994) OFF-SCREEN
From Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing by Robert Reisner: ''Homosexuality is a pain-in-the-ass .''
William Parrish (Antony Hopkins) in Meet Joe Black (1998): ''Don''t blow smoke up my ass ; you''ll ruin my autopsy.''
Marty (Peter MacNicol) to Newton (Steve Martin) about their boss in Housesitter (1992): ''If I could find the right doctor I would have my lips permanently sown to his ass .''
Rock & roll detective Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) to Lt. Anos in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1991): ''Anus, what''s the bug up your ass .''
Ed Furillo (Bruno Kirby) to Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) in City Slickers (1991): ''That was flirting? (...) That was, I like your ass , can I wear it as a hat?''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Stuart (James Spader) in Wolf (1997): - Will:''You are such a polished ass-kisser it takes my breath away.'' - Stuart: ''I kiss ''em like I see ''em.''
Marty (Peter MacNicol) and Newton Davis (Steve Martin) as the boss walks by in Housesitter (1992): ''If I could find the right doctor I would have my lips permanently sown to his ass .''
Garrett Breedlove (Jack Nicholson) and Aurora Greenway (Shirley MacLaine) in Terms of Endearment (1983): - Garrett: 'Trust me about this one thing . You need a lot of drinks.' - Aurora: 'To break the ice?' - Garrett: 'To kill the bug that you have up your ass .'
Robert Reisner. Graffiti. Two Thousand Years of Wall Writing: - ''Fuck scatology.'' - ''Homosexuality is a pain-in-the-ass .''
Atoon (Gedde Watanabe) about the sumo wrestlers ogling his ass , and Lawrence Bourne III (Tom Hanks) in Volunteers (1985): - Atoon: ''Don''t say nothing more. They want to use me like a woman .'' - Lawrence: ''Well, you''ll just have to show them you can take-it like a man .''
Will Randall (Jack Nicholson) to Stuart (James Spader) in Wolf (1997): - Will: ''You are such a polished ass-kisser it takes my breath away.'' - Stuart: ''I kiss ''em like I see ''em''.''
Anonymous: ''The sexual life of the camel is stranger than anyone thinks: One night a horny old camel attempted to bugger the sphinx. Alas, the ass of the statue was filled with the sand of the Nile, which explains the hump on the camel and the sphinx''s inscrutable smile.''
''His ass is so tight when he farts only dogs can hear it .'' Ex-cop Lenny Nero (Ralph Fiennes) about Deputy Police Commissioner Palmer Strickland in Strange Days (1995)
''His ass is so tight when he farts only dogs can hear it .'' Ex-cop Lenny Nero (Ralph Fiennes) about Deputy Police Commissioner Palmer Strickland in Strange Days (1995)
Buddy (Billy Jacoby) (aged 15) and his sister Terry (Joyce Hyser) in Just One of the Boys (1985): - Buddy: ''The clock is ticking. I have to get Jamie.'' - Terry: ''Can''t you hear what you''re saying? Aren''t you embarassed?'' - Buddy: ''No, I''m horny . Horny will kick embarassed''s ass any time.''
Sandy (Shandra Beri) and Roxanne Kowalski (Daryl Hannah) in Roxanne (1987): - Sandy: ''He''s got a great ass .'' - Roxanne: ''Too bad it''s on his shoulders.''

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